A quick, simple poll just to see how many female/males are actually on this forum.
Results will be obvious
Other... WTF ?
Livven said:
Other... WTF ?
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Well you don't know, We could have some shemale/transsexuals on the forum
LOL
Well, but they also are either male or female...
Livven said:
Well, but they also are either male or female...
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You do get the awkward peoplee... LOL
I think you meant hermaphrodites
........... Other 1 7.14%
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ow... WHO HERE??!?!
This poll's results were over before it started
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Dave
there are no females on the internet!!
qiuness said:
there are no females on the internet!!
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They could be females on the internet
I am shocked and saddened by a couple of remarks made by some members in this thread. I THOUGHT our mutual love of tech transcended "isms". I thought we were beyond SEXISM. How very, very sad.
witch1 said:
I am shocked and saddened by a couple of remarks made by some members in this thread. I THOUGHT our mutual love of tech transcended "isms". I thought we were beyond SEXISM. How very, very sad.
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So....you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks, eh?
No, but, to assume that women can't be interested in tech is ignorant. To imply such is to acknowledge that you are insecure in your masculinity and are seeking a way to feel superior to women.And its also outdated, arachiac, and intellectually backwards. I feel no need to insult someone because they have the unfortunate genes to be born a mere man.
Ouch!
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So....you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks, eh?
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Don't call me a chick! I'm too old for that! Call me an old hen! LOL!
Actually, from where I'm standing, I don't care much about he/she/it! Maybe we all should be it! Or better I.T.!
I want to be an Old Hen, too, woven! I like I.T., too....or perhaps we could be OTHER----ya' know-HUMAN.
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No, but, to assume that women can't be interested in tech is ignorant. To imply such is to acknowledge that you are insecure in your masculinity and are seeking a way to feel superior to women.And its also outdated, arachiac, and intellectually backwards. I feel no need to insult someone because they have the unfortunate genes to be born a mere man.
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You won me over at Witch1 Senior member....
witch1 said:
No, but, to assume that women can't be interested in tech is ignorant. To imply such is to acknowledge that you are insecure in your masculinity and are seeking a way to feel superior to women.And its also outdated, arachiac, and intellectually backwards. I feel no need to insult someone because they have the unfortunate genes to be born a mere man.
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
I sympathize with you but insulting everyone who is "unfortunate" enough to be born "a mere man" because a couple of people made a generalization just lowers you to their level.
I dont even know what I'm doin in the "Off-topic" section... but this thread was kind of funny.. heh
Related
So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
Are you after beta testers?
Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it ****s better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. Hey guys....
GET A GIRLFRIEND
Wow, talk about off-topic.
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Are you after beta testers?
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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says the boy who has never felt vagina...
HAHA just kidding, just kidding. This thread just leaves you open to so many burns I don't know where to start. ;-)
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Wow, talk about off-topic.
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LOL! This is about as off topic as you can get in a PPC forum.
Why in the hell would you even post this?
It's a little odd.......
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So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
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Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
Kraize92 said:
Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
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Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
Edited myself, I forgot mods have a soft spot for comments made between Kraize and I. It was said with good intentions, I promise.
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Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
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Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
Kraize92 said:
Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
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Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
kidnamedAlbert said:
Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
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I'd agree. You may think your daughter is innocent, but unless you know her every move which is kinda scary, but if you do, then you have nothing to be afraid of. I mean I'm not a man whore who goes around sleeping with all the women I can find. I stick to one But it would be nice if parents started to talk about this to their kids. (Mind you, I come from a place where they would never discuss or have a sex talk EVER)
No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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Wait wait. Was that directed at me? lol? I'm not muslim btw
Lol no I was not implying that you were Muslim, just that it's no more off topic then those topics.
Any update? lol
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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*Cough* *Cough*
Discussions are totally fine as long as it doesn't lead to any revealing photos, videos, etc. I mean kids can now go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms. No one will stop you. You just have to get used to it. I understand many might be uncomfortable with that idea, but still. It's the generation gap you could say.
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I know you guys know where to draw the line.
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I certainly do, but does everyone else?
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It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway
LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).
Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!
I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!
Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....
More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )
Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do
WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation
Ooooooh, interesting!
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
6 months later and it's still sad
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?
I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
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...a person made you feel really crap because you misread the signals?
Drink?
Cry?
Go see football?
Play a prank?
wat if i cant say?
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a <insert word here> what people say about me.
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^^This
Life is not a popularity contest. It's not a rehearsal either, so don't waste time on things that ultimately don't matter.
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^^This
Life is not a popularity contest. It's not a rehearsal either, so don't waste time on things that ultimately don't matter.
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Ta! That helps but, thing is, it is not about popularity, quite the contrary, it is about privacy! How do you put it behind you if it really hurts?
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Ta! That helps but, thing is, it is not about popularity, quite the contrary, it is about privacy! How do you put it behind you if it really hurts?
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Think about the trials that others are facing in their lives. Children starving because of draughts, countries devestated by tsunamis, towns flattened by tornados....the impending zombie apocalypse.
I know it's hard to keep things in perspective but just try to focus on the things that matter. Or just punch the guy out. Your choice.
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I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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^^ Same for me, I'm gonna end up having a few drinks anyway, so I'd do that
Can I ask what does "misread the signal" means?
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jaszek said:
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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Yep this for me as well
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Think about ....the impending zombie apocalypse.
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That helped a bunch!
DirkGently1 said:
...Or just punch the guy out. Your choice.
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miles, and miles of oceans in between...what is the www equivalent?
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Can I ask what does "misread the signal" means?
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Does this really needs explaining?
When you think you've got the message but you got it totally wrong! And you show your hand of cards and get royal flushed! Royally! Metaphors!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVhQgINLYlI
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That helped a bunch!
miles, and miles of oceans in between...what is the www equivalent?
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That's an easy one. Hit him with your keyboard
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVhQgINLYlI
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Hey! Great beat!
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That's an easy one. Hit him with your keyboard
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Made my day!
I have been going by "mznatnat" for a little while now and most of my screen names are just that. I'm thinking of creating a new screen name to put on my photoshop pieces but IDK what it should be??? I have been thinking about it for a while now but nothing comes to mind. So screw it.... I'm going to turn to the XDA members to help me. You guys are creative when it comes to roms and themes, maybe you guys can help me create a name I could use permanently.
Please no profanity. I don't mind if its funny, its something that I like. But no pig'ish suggestions please.
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible
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Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible
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Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.
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If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.
Simon.TS.HTC said:
If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.
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Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy
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Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy
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I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.
What about;
Bangalord
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And if your generous donate to me please
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ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.
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Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.
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TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic
Guns N Rootin'
You're very welcome!
Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow
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What about;
Bangalord
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That makes me think of the vice lords and guns.... Idk if I'd want that on my photoshop art lol
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ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.
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I like this one.
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TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic
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These are really good. I mean REALLY good! Thanks!!!! Writing these down now!
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Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow
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LadyHeadshot is a greaaaaaaaaaaaat one..... and MissGunslinger! ............... all of these suggestions that i'm getting from everyone are way better than what I had in mind. Now I'm glad I went to the XDA crowd to for help!
How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."
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I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.
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I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.
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How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."
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LMFAO no thanks! lmao!
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I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.
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Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!
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Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!
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I've been in four mental institutions, gotta do alot more than tell me stories about dudes having shop talk popping ass with towels to make my skin crawl.
its a very random question
my friends and i were wondering how many of us are guys and girls
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its a very random question
my friends and i were wondering how many of us are guys and girls
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Male. And I think this should be in Off-Topic (it might already be there )
I suspect this is going to be about 95+% males if people answer honestly.
Why is there no option for Cyborg?
Most of these will be males...just saying
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Why is there no option for Cyborg?
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Haha, I second that. I might half qualify for that right now, with a metal cage installed and drilled into my leg supporting a fracture I sustained a few months ago (stairs are evil). That having been said, I am male as well.
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I suspect this is going to be about 95+% males if people answer honestly.
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I hope you're being conservative with your estimate, because I was thinking more like 98%+. And please, if someone proves me wrong, this will be one time I will not complain about it, :laugh:.
I'm a woman
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We already have a thread like that. Use the search function next time.
Closed.
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wait...
...it doesn't work like this?
DAMN IT!!
Male. All males love technology.
Silly OP, the only women on the internet are in videos
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Silly OP, the only women on the internet are in videos
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PROTIM: Those arent women ;-)