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Wow (possible NSFW)

So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!

Are you after beta testers?

Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it ****s better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. Hey guys....
GET A GIRLFRIEND

Wow, talk about off-topic.

robinsonsam said:
Are you after beta testers?
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!

burgertime said:
LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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says the boy who has never felt vagina...
HAHA just kidding, just kidding. This thread just leaves you open to so many burns I don't know where to start. ;-)

P1Tater said:
Wow, talk about off-topic.
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LOL! This is about as off topic as you can get in a PPC forum.
Why in the hell would you even post this?
It's a little odd.......

burgertime said:
So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
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Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.

Kraize92 said:
Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
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Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.

Edited myself, I forgot mods have a soft spot for comments made between Kraize and I. It was said with good intentions, I promise.

JimmyMcGee said:
Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
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Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.

Kraize92 said:
Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
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Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!

kidnamedAlbert said:
Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
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I'd agree. You may think your daughter is innocent, but unless you know her every move which is kinda scary, but if you do, then you have nothing to be afraid of. I mean I'm not a man whore who goes around sleeping with all the women I can find. I stick to one But it would be nice if parents started to talk about this to their kids. (Mind you, I come from a place where they would never discuss or have a sex talk EVER)

No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.

burgertime said:
No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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Wait wait. Was that directed at me? lol? I'm not muslim btw

Lol no I was not implying that you were Muslim, just that it's no more off topic then those topics.

Any update? lol

I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.

hotrod101 said:
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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*Cough* *Cough*
Discussions are totally fine as long as it doesn't lead to any revealing photos, videos, etc. I mean kids can now go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms. No one will stop you. You just have to get used to it. I understand many might be uncomfortable with that idea, but still. It's the generation gap you could say.

mikechannon said:
I know you guys know where to draw the line.
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I certainly do, but does everyone else?

[Q] drugs... whats your views on them?

so what do you guys/girls class as
acceptible drugs?

raving_nanza said:
so what do you guys/girls class as
acceptible drugs?
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Doctor prescription

I suppose Alcohol.
But some people would see it as not, like smoking.

flyboyovyick said:
I suppose Alcohol.
But some people would see it as not, like smoking.
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Alcohol is okay, if you don't drink too much at once on a constant basis your kidneys should be able to filter out the liquor. But a lot of people don't have control so it in turn becomes unacceptable.

legalize it!

havikx said:
legalize it!
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Not at all

Alcohol...
Canabis... whoops! :X
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Canabis though is less addictive than caffine and does less damage than alcahol

Marijuana ftw. Cocaine is classified as less of a threat by the DEA, but tell me... how many people have smoked a joint and died cold in their own tracks?
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MacaronyMax said:
Canabis though is less addictive than caffine and does less damage than alcahol
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That's why my original argument was only doctor prescription. Unless it's absolutely necessary you should avoid damage to your body altogether

Reference thread:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=442559&highlight=drugs

orb3000 said:
Reference thread:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=442559&highlight=drugs
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If we all act real good in this thread can we keep it open Pleease

A lot of people do them. That's a total no no to me.

Original Android <3ers! said:
A lot of people do them. That's a total no no to me.
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My thoughts exactly "Drugs are bad mkay?"

twitch153 said:
My thoughts exactly "Drugs are bad mkay?"
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South Park???

MacaronyMax said:
South Park???
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...No >.> Haha Yeah.

twitch153 said:
...No >.> Haha Yeah.
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Thought soo lol

Ricky and Julian grow the best stuff.
Helps with my eyes. And keeps my kitties occupied.
good day.

Welcome.... to Zombocom

Apparently this site has been round nearly as long as the internet, but I'd never seen it before. I reckon half of you will love it and half of you will hate it, but either way....
Welcome....
to Zombocom!
http://www.zombo.com/
Edit: It's apparently been around since 1999, so not as long as the internet, but pretty long.
It seems like the unattainable really is unknown!

XD Amazing site... Haha

Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Guess what I'll be dreaming tonight.

Awesome.
What is it

DirkGently1 said:
What is it
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Exactly!

Keep waiting and you get:
"Sign up for the NewZletter"
Then you click it and get:
"Sorry this is not working right now. ThankZ for your patience."

Yeah, what you see is what you get. Bear in mind that the site has been running like that for over 11 years!
But in fairness, you can do anything at Zombocom! The only limit is yourself

Is there really a purpose or is it just many to completely fly over my head?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One

twitch153 said:
Is there really a purpose or is it just many to completely fly over my head?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
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No prupose... You have to have your volume up though

MacaronyMax said:
No prupose... You have to have your volume up though
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Lame! I had it up and got nothing, that website is duhtarded
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One

twitch153 said:
that website is duhtarded
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Those who don't understand often ridicule, and sometimes worse!
http://tinyurl.com/4ozwral

johncmolyneux said:
Those who don't understand often ridicule, and sometimes worse!
http://tinyurl.com/4ozwral
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I would never burn someone without good reason! XD Well maybe if I understood I wouldn't ridicule, but what is there to understand?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One

Mate, you can do anything at Zombocom.... anything at all! The only limit is yourself
Anything is possible at Zombocom.

johncmolyneux said:
Mate, you can do anything at Zombocom.... anything at all! The only limit is yourself
Anything is possible at Zombocom.
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I don't quite understand still, is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One

twitch153 said:
is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
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Either that (if you like), or just love it for its ambiguity.
Boxes are something that I grew into, not out of

johncmolyneux said:
Either that (if you like), or just love it for its ambiguity.
Boxes are something that I grew into, not out of
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I guess I understand The sheer vagueness of the site is funny because it's been around for so long and it's just a box?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One

twitch153 said:
I don't quite understand still, is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
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I stopped using my imagination when i started using the internet

eebovipe said:
ah, now i understand today's xkcd
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That's what made me find it

I need your guys' help with something creative.............

I have been going by "mznatnat" for a little while now and most of my screen names are just that. I'm thinking of creating a new screen name to put on my photoshop pieces but IDK what it should be??? I have been thinking about it for a while now but nothing comes to mind. So screw it.... I'm going to turn to the XDA members to help me. You guys are creative when it comes to roms and themes, maybe you guys can help me create a name I could use permanently.
Please no profanity. I don't mind if its funny, its something that I like. But no pig'ish suggestions please.

Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible

ludeawakening said:
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible
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Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.

ludeawakening said:
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
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If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.

Simon.TS.HTC said:
If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.
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Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy

mznatnat said:
Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy
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I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.

What about;
Bangalord
Click THANKS if I helped.
And if your generous donate to me please
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ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.

mznatnat said:
Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.
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TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic

Guns N Rootin'
You're very welcome!

Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow

wilbso said:
What about;
Bangalord
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And if your generous donate to me please
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That makes me think of the vice lords and guns.... Idk if I'd want that on my photoshop art lol

MissionImprobable said:
ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.
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I like this one.

veeman said:
TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic
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These are really good. I mean REALLY good! Thanks!!!! Writing these down now!

Occasus said:
Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow
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LadyHeadshot is a greaaaaaaaaaaaat one..... and MissGunslinger! ............... all of these suggestions that i'm getting from everyone are way better than what I had in mind. Now I'm glad I went to the XDA crowd to for help!

How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."

Simon.TS.HTC said:
I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.
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I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.

85gallon said:
How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."
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LMFAO no thanks! lmao!

boborone said:
I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.
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Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!

mznatnat said:
Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!
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I've been in four mental institutions, gotta do alot more than tell me stories about dudes having shop talk popping ass with towels to make my skin crawl.

Prom asking Ideas!?!?!?

Hey So for me Prom is next year!
I wanted you guys to share what you have done to ask a girl to Prom or what ever special dance in your own way!
Grand or small anything is good!
Click here ! really helps me out!
http://highonandroid.com/contest/?id=50

Not you again.
-kcco-

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Not you again.
-kcco-
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he's very cool ya know.
also,
all you need is some vodka and a gun, prom's all yours

deathnotice01 said:
he's very cool ya know.
also,
all you need is some vodka and a gun, prom's all yours
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No, i mean, I said that to the girl that asked me to prom a second time.
-kcco-

We already have a relationship advice thread.

You could fake your own death, and then ask her out.

Ichigo said:
You could takes your own death, and then ask her out.
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Worst. Plan. Ever.

ShadowLea said:
Worst. Plan. Ever.
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In what way? :sly:

Ichigo said:
In what way? :sly:
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well his life aint no bollywood movie.......
@OP..man up and ask her out...the worse she can do is reject your proposition.

Ichigo said:
In what way? :sly:
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Well. It tends to result in getting yelled at, a broken nose, sore ribs and more angry yelling. And before you ask, I may or may not be talking from experience.
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'Faking your own death' is not exactly a Bollywood invention. *Muses* Actually, I think Doyle (and thus the British) has first rights on that particular cliché. Also the invention of Fanmail-spam. :laugh:

Tell her that you are pregnant and then force her that this is your last wish.

CnC-ROCK said:
well his life aint no hollywood movie.......
@OP..man up and ask her out...the worse she can do is reject your proposition.
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Ftfy. No such thing as Bollywood.

Ichigo said:
Ftfy. No such thing as Bollywood.
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Bollywood exists. It isn't exactly like Hollywood. Hollywood is a city of it it's own, but Bollywood = Mumbai/Bombay.

ak700 said:
Bollywood exists. It isn't exactly like Hollywood. Hollywood is a city of it it's own, but Bollywood = Mumbai/Bombay.
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Nah man. Don't even. Like I would believe there's a place called bomb bay.

you can do it the easy way or the hard way.
easy way: just ask her.
hard way: hire an assassin to threaten her and make her go with you else something bad happens to her

Buy an expensive car, and get lost of money. Then they will start asking you.

I have a plan.
SPIDERMAAN!!111

VeryCoolAlan said:
Hey So for me Prom is next year!
I wanted you guys to share what you have done to ask a girl to Prom or what ever special dance in your own way!
Grand or small anything is good!
Click here ! really helps me out!
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Leave a trail of boxes with balloons in them starting from her house. Each one has a word written on it. Something along the lines of "Will. You. Go. To. Prom. With. Me. -Your Name"
And then at the end of the trail of boxes are two large boxes labeled Yes and No. You can sit in the yes box with some flowers.

veeman said:
Leave a trail of boxes with balloons in them starting from her house. Each one has a word written on it. Something along the lines of "Will. You. Go. To. Prom. With. Me. -Your Name"
And then at the end of the trail of boxes are two large boxes labeled Yes and No. You can sit in the yes box with some flowers.
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What is this, I don't even....
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veeman said:
Leave a trail of boxes with balloons in them starting from her house. Each one has a word written on it. Something along the lines of "Will. You. Go. To. Prom. With. Me. -Your Name"
And then at the end of the trail of boxes are two large boxes labeled Yes and No. You can sit in the yes box with some flowers.
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haha super idea :good::good::good: