Hey So for me Prom is next year!
I wanted you guys to share what you have done to ask a girl to Prom or what ever special dance in your own way!
Grand or small anything is good!
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http://highonandroid.com/contest/?id=50
Not you again.
-kcco-
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Not you again.
-kcco-
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he's very cool ya know.
also,
all you need is some vodka and a gun, prom's all yours
deathnotice01 said:
he's very cool ya know.
also,
all you need is some vodka and a gun, prom's all yours
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No, i mean, I said that to the girl that asked me to prom a second time.
-kcco-
We already have a relationship advice thread.
You could fake your own death, and then ask her out.
Ichigo said:
You could takes your own death, and then ask her out.
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Worst. Plan. Ever.
ShadowLea said:
Worst. Plan. Ever.
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In what way? :sly:
Ichigo said:
In what way? :sly:
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well his life aint no bollywood movie.......
@OP..man up and ask her out...the worse she can do is reject your proposition.
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In what way? :sly:
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Well. It tends to result in getting yelled at, a broken nose, sore ribs and more angry yelling. And before you ask, I may or may not be talking from experience.
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well his life aint no bollywood movie.......
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'Faking your own death' is not exactly a Bollywood invention. *Muses* Actually, I think Doyle (and thus the British) has first rights on that particular cliché. Also the invention of Fanmail-spam. :laugh:
Tell her that you are pregnant and then force her that this is your last wish.
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well his life aint no hollywood movie.......
@OP..man up and ask her out...the worse she can do is reject your proposition.
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Ftfy. No such thing as Bollywood.
Ichigo said:
Ftfy. No such thing as Bollywood.
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Bollywood exists. It isn't exactly like Hollywood. Hollywood is a city of it it's own, but Bollywood = Mumbai/Bombay.
ak700 said:
Bollywood exists. It isn't exactly like Hollywood. Hollywood is a city of it it's own, but Bollywood = Mumbai/Bombay.
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Nah man. Don't even. Like I would believe there's a place called bomb bay.
you can do it the easy way or the hard way.
easy way: just ask her.
hard way: hire an assassin to threaten her and make her go with you else something bad happens to her
Buy an expensive car, and get lost of money. Then they will start asking you.
I have a plan.
SPIDERMAAN!!111
VeryCoolAlan said:
Hey So for me Prom is next year!
I wanted you guys to share what you have done to ask a girl to Prom or what ever special dance in your own way!
Grand or small anything is good!
Click here ! really helps me out!
http://highonandroid.com/contest/?id=50
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Leave a trail of boxes with balloons in them starting from her house. Each one has a word written on it. Something along the lines of "Will. You. Go. To. Prom. With. Me. -Your Name"
And then at the end of the trail of boxes are two large boxes labeled Yes and No. You can sit in the yes box with some flowers.
veeman said:
Leave a trail of boxes with balloons in them starting from her house. Each one has a word written on it. Something along the lines of "Will. You. Go. To. Prom. With. Me. -Your Name"
And then at the end of the trail of boxes are two large boxes labeled Yes and No. You can sit in the yes box with some flowers.
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What is this, I don't even....
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veeman said:
Leave a trail of boxes with balloons in them starting from her house. Each one has a word written on it. Something along the lines of "Will. You. Go. To. Prom. With. Me. -Your Name"
And then at the end of the trail of boxes are two large boxes labeled Yes and No. You can sit in the yes box with some flowers.
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haha super idea :good::good::good:
Related
Since this is off-topic...
Anyway, I wonder if any of you remember this song, it's a hip-hop one that says that the girl is like a broken record in his eyes and she keeps flashing in front of his eyeballs...
Well, I'm facing that problem now.
Anyone else had this problem before
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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No, it's not really about the song... although your response reminded me of a joke about a girl with a broken carburetor in here car, running home to find her husband cheating. She wrote to the local newspaper help column and the help column guy explained how to fix broken carburetors.
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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u know maybe ur rite
sakai4eva said:
Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
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Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
sakai4eva said:
Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mind games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
dkyle said:
If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mid games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
maheshpatel said:
Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
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LOL
And I'm forgetting you're just an hour's train away from my GF. Mind consoling her while I go hunt my jailbait?
Mind you, she might get a bit racist, but she's crazy once you get to know her (!)
Yeah... all's fair in love and war. That's why Genghis Khan got castrated while trying to rape a princess from a country he conquered.
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
so many stalkers in this thread
Picture please
and here come the trolls
vmiguel said:
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
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Well, I have had it the first moment I saw option B, so...
souljaboy said:
so many stalkers in this thread
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
johncmolyneux said:
Picture please
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Beg moar? That would be very stalker-ish, especially considering that I'm trying to stabilize myself by not thinking of her.
RD274 said:
and here come the trolls
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Yeah... let's not descend into the level of madness... like the image board that must not be named (rules 1 & 2). You know what I mean
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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I'll have to remember this one. I like it, had a couple of those lately.
sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
dkyle said:
I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
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Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
sakai4eva said:
Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
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Well I have to say I never thought of it like that, but they are good at invading my mind. They also seem to get better at it if I already have a girl. I'm not sure if that's my fault or if they do it on purpose. As for how to deal with it. I wish I knew how because so far it doesn't seem to be working.
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Apparently this site has been round nearly as long as the internet, but I'd never seen it before. I reckon half of you will love it and half of you will hate it, but either way....
Welcome....
to Zombocom!
http://www.zombo.com/
Edit: It's apparently been around since 1999, so not as long as the internet, but pretty long.
It seems like the unattainable really is unknown!
XD Amazing site... Haha
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Guess what I'll be dreaming tonight.
Awesome.
What is it
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What is it
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Exactly!
Keep waiting and you get:
"Sign up for the NewZletter"
Then you click it and get:
"Sorry this is not working right now. ThankZ for your patience."
Yeah, what you see is what you get. Bear in mind that the site has been running like that for over 11 years!
But in fairness, you can do anything at Zombocom! The only limit is yourself
Is there really a purpose or is it just many to completely fly over my head?
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twitch153 said:
Is there really a purpose or is it just many to completely fly over my head?
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No prupose... You have to have your volume up though
MacaronyMax said:
No prupose... You have to have your volume up though
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Lame! I had it up and got nothing, that website is duhtarded
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twitch153 said:
that website is duhtarded
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Those who don't understand often ridicule, and sometimes worse!
http://tinyurl.com/4ozwral
johncmolyneux said:
Those who don't understand often ridicule, and sometimes worse!
http://tinyurl.com/4ozwral
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I would never burn someone without good reason! XD Well maybe if I understood I wouldn't ridicule, but what is there to understand?
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Mate, you can do anything at Zombocom.... anything at all! The only limit is yourself
Anything is possible at Zombocom.
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Mate, you can do anything at Zombocom.... anything at all! The only limit is yourself
Anything is possible at Zombocom.
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I don't quite understand still, is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
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twitch153 said:
is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
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Either that (if you like), or just love it for its ambiguity.
Boxes are something that I grew into, not out of
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Either that (if you like), or just love it for its ambiguity.
Boxes are something that I grew into, not out of
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I guess I understand The sheer vagueness of the site is funny because it's been around for so long and it's just a box?
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twitch153 said:
I don't quite understand still, is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
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I stopped using my imagination when i started using the internet
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ah, now i understand today's xkcd
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That's what made me find it
...a person made you feel really crap because you misread the signals?
Drink?
Cry?
Go see football?
Play a prank?
wat if i cant say?
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a <insert word here> what people say about me.
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^^This
Life is not a popularity contest. It's not a rehearsal either, so don't waste time on things that ultimately don't matter.
DirkGently1 said:
^^This
Life is not a popularity contest. It's not a rehearsal either, so don't waste time on things that ultimately don't matter.
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Ta! That helps but, thing is, it is not about popularity, quite the contrary, it is about privacy! How do you put it behind you if it really hurts?
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Ta! That helps but, thing is, it is not about popularity, quite the contrary, it is about privacy! How do you put it behind you if it really hurts?
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Think about the trials that others are facing in their lives. Children starving because of draughts, countries devestated by tsunamis, towns flattened by tornados....the impending zombie apocalypse.
I know it's hard to keep things in perspective but just try to focus on the things that matter. Or just punch the guy out. Your choice.
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I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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^^ Same for me, I'm gonna end up having a few drinks anyway, so I'd do that
Can I ask what does "misread the signal" means?
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jaszek said:
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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Yep this for me as well
DirkGently1 said:
Think about ....the impending zombie apocalypse.
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That helped a bunch!
DirkGently1 said:
...Or just punch the guy out. Your choice.
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miles, and miles of oceans in between...what is the www equivalent?
iynfynity said:
Can I ask what does "misread the signal" means?
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Does this really needs explaining?
When you think you've got the message but you got it totally wrong! And you show your hand of cards and get royal flushed! Royally! Metaphors!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVhQgINLYlI
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That helped a bunch!
miles, and miles of oceans in between...what is the www equivalent?
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That's an easy one. Hit him with your keyboard
RinZo said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVhQgINLYlI
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Hey! Great beat!
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That's an easy one. Hit him with your keyboard
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Made my day!
My world appears to have run out of pigs and cows...
Any advice on how I can add some more into the map??
C'mon OT nerds, I'm hungry.....
WTF??? I thought minecraft was for small children and backwards people. What are you doing with it???
Hey....
I'm not a small child
conantroutman said:
Hey....
I'm not a small child
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Exactly! Nah, I jest. I've never understood the appeal, to be honest, but I would like to see your world. Are you doing it on a PC or via the mobile app?
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Exactly! Nah, I jest. I've never understood the appeal, to be honest, but I would like to see your world. Are you doing it on a PC or via the mobile app?
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On PC, the mobile one has no actual "crafting" or monsters yet.
TBH my map is pretty piss poor, just a shack and a mine
Maybe you should make a new map or find a cool server to play at.
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Maybe you should make a new map or find a cool server to play at.
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Trying to avoid losing all the crap I've collected.
And I hate other people.
Can you go round and destroy other people's worlds, if you get on the same server as them? Is there such a thing as a "Minecraft Troll"?
Archer said:
Can you go round and destroy other people's worlds, if you get on the same server as them? Is there such a thing as a "Minecraft Troll"?
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I believe the term is "griefer"....
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conantroutman said:
I believe the term is "griefer"....
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Nice. Might give that a go
m1l4droid said:
What's your version Conan? In 1.9 you have to bread pigs and cows so they won't finish up. Google it.
Or, you can get toomanyitems.
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That was the plan but I can't find any to get started. I don't think the breeding is active yet anyway.
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m1l4droid said:
OK, do this,
1. Get toomanyitems.
2. Put difficulty to peaceful.
3. Put a monster spawner nearby. (it will spawn harmless animals in peaceful mode)
4. Delete toomanyitems.
5. Profit.
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You legend
That's the kinda help I was looking for.
Thanks man.
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Here's mine - I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
What's yours?
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There's already a joke thread...
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Lysdexic man walks into a bra.
063_XOBX said:
Lysdexic man walks into a bra.
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I saw that joke on my anti-jokes app. Here are a few of my favorite anti-jokes.
1)Why didn't Grandma get Little Ben a Christmas present?
-Because she died on Thanksgiving
2)What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get on Christmas?
-Cancer
3)"Mommy! Mommy! Can I have some cookies?"
"Sure! They're on the top shelf."
"But mommy, I have no arms."
"No arms, no cookies!"
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative. :laugh:
I passed my Hepatitis test with an A, B and a C.
If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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If this thread gets locked I'm gonna LOL.
Was that a good one liner?
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Never enter a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
Not mine, but still hilarious:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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063_XOBX said:
Not mine, but still hilarious:
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George Carlin, yes?
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
George Carlin, yes?
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Mhm.
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Mhm.
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I miss that guy.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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I miss that guy.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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I'll tell you who doesn't...God.
063_XOBX said:
I'll tell you who doesn't...God.
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Doesn't matter. He worshipped Joe Pesci anyway.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"
85gallon said:
John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"
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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?"
The horse replies "I have cancer."
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The last time i saw a face like yours it had a hook in it.
A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.
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A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.
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Boooooo. Get your coat!
How about:
87% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.