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What do you want for christmas?

Post what you want for christmas and possibly a link to a picture of it or something! Christmas in july counts too!
I want 3 Crystal Suns (aka clear sundia new style diabolos)
http://www.jugglingstore.com/store/detail.aspx?ID=283

a small bottle of raindeer urin ?

Me two front teeth?

i want HTC Shift, the god of HTC devices

World peace and Harmony!
Hey if ya gonna go for it, go for the biggies I say!

Farsquidge said:
World peace and Harmony!
Hey if ya gonna go for it, go for the biggies I say!
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not sure about world peace but peace on christmas for the misses she better get me a htc diamond or im going into full sulk mode

a pocket pc that uses that new Nvidia chipset which can run quake 3 at 60fps no problem with dynamic lighting and high quality.
I want Pocket pc's with those chipsets to start being produced.

i want a chevy bel air or ford rat rod

i'd suspect that getting a fancy nvidia power house gpu will be good for batt life
not

ooooh?
5 (yes 5) 18 year old girls in santa outfits.
Each holding 5 other things I want, maybe an x1, or a macbook air?
But the girls would do just fine if I'm not allowed everything I want.
But seriously, I'm going to be 18, so probably won't get much. Would be happy with some ps3 games...

after the first couple of posts, i was wondering "what happened to good old totally wholesome materialism?"
good to see it's back. I should change the topic name to "what do you want for your nondenominational gift giving festival?", but thats way to PC for me.
Christmahanukwanzaadanawali is good enough for me.

rorydaredkign said:
ooooh?
5 (yes 5) 18 year old girls in santa outfits.
Each holding 5 other things I want, maybe an x1, or a macbook air?
But the girls would do just fine if I'm not allowed everything I want.
But seriously, I'm going to be 18, so probably won't get much. Would be happy with some ps3 games...
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see this, this is a car.
and this, this is a pile of cash.
and see this egg coming from the chicken? yes, it's getting laid.
now, can you think of 3 things you're not getting for your 18th?
(I'd have included pictures, but felt the spamming was unnecessary to add weight to the already bollocks joke)

After reading some posts, I want a lot of Guinness that was brought to my attention in a near by thread!

Olipro said:
see this, this is a car.
and this, this is a pile of cash.
and see this egg coming from the chicken? yes, it's getting laid.
now, can you think of 3 things you're not getting for your 18th?
(I'd have included pictures, but felt the spamming was unnecessary to add weight to the already bollocks joke)
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oh, similar to the card you once got, yes?

rorydaredkign said:
ooooh?
5 (yes 5) 18 year old girls in santa outfits.
Each holding 5 other things I want, maybe an x1, or a macbook air?
But the girls would do just fine if I'm not allowed everything I want.
But seriously, I'm going to be 18, so probably won't get much. Would be happy with some ps3 games...
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MacBook Air Eh? Hmm..
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I guess its the better choice.

mikechannon said:
Me Want One:
But...er.. ebay seems to be all outa them.
C'mon keep those donations coming I've nearly reached the $1,000,000 I need.
They say it runs on crushed IPhones and is padded with HTC Touch Pros.
But heck they don't even supply the drivers!!
(only has one seat though so I guess I'll just have to develop that myself)
Mike
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OH BLOODY ELL!!
Sod World peace and Harmony!! I'm wantin one also!!

Hmm, either an HTC Touch Diamond or Touch Pro
(and a black Audi TT Coupe )

JimmyMcGee said:
MacBook Air Eh? Hmm..
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I guess its the better choice.
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lol, where you get the pic, or did you make it?
so very funny. theres a bunch of other laptops id like but the air is so cool lool. i'm probably going to get a hp mininote, about 20% of the air's price, no optical drive, and the rest of the specs are good. 8inch screen, so compact too.
But thats birthday
Rory

The most expensive...
I want what cost the most...... a divorce.

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Hey Mr Wlelker
Mike
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Howdy my friend!

If there is indeed 2012, what would you do?

Hi all,
if there indeed is a 2012 event.. what would you do?
Do you think we will see something like this in our lifetime?
P/s i love the movie..

There will be indeed, according to Maya documents, but they talk about a consciousness change not about a disaster, which I believe in
I´ll try to be prepared
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"This grand cycle of evolution will culminate
winter solstice, December 21, 2012 AD."
For those interested to learn more:
http://www.13moon.com/prophecy page.htm
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Tulum, México (Maya zone)

Im following Nostradaumaus on this one. Because it makes sense.
Put it this way, right now i feel im going to try to survive. But probably when it comes to it im going to be s*** scared!

Let's see...to prepare...
1. Make a simple boat
2. Create a machine that will make urine into drinkable water with materials such as a jug, seaweed, some aquarium air lines, and a pump.
3. Inexplicably grow gills so I's can breathe underwater
4. Rescue a little girl with a map to Mt. Everest, the only place to find dry land.
5. Have a mediocre looking chick name me Ulysses
All within a budget of $235 Million---Oh...wait...that's Waterworld...
I have faith that nothing that bad will ever happen (remember Noah and the rainbow?)

the mayans dont even beleive anything is going to end, their is no justifiable reason showing why the world will end besides some mayans who sacrificed to gods who do not exist

Don't worry It's just a movie...a darn good one

OMG!! People do believe this!!!
When entering millennium many people said that the world will end, but that wasn't the case!! However i do believe that the world will come to an end, just like it begun.

another one to add to the list of hoaxes:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33622934/ns/technology_and_science-science/?pg=1#Tech_Doomsday

Well the Earth does finish like a 10,000 Year wobble and the sun aligns with the center of the milky way, maybe the planetary alignment will cause something catastrophic.
Whatever happened with Y2K?
I think 2012/12/21 will be a bigger scare then Y2K...
i see whole 401k's being spent and the like.
But thats just me.

...
Well, being an ex-Honor science student, I can PROMISE you this:
- The Planet has undergone ATLEAST 4 Ice Ages. It is estimated that the cycles happen every 102,500 years. on 2012, it is believe to start the beginning of the Ice Age. People believe that Global Warming is cause by us, but this is not so. Everything again, Everything in the Universe works in Cycles and Frecuencies.
- The Magnetic Field is weakening, and when it gets to weak, it is possible that they swap, if this occurs, then earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, tidal waves, and all are unleashed, and not to a minor scale.
- All this leads to an Ice Age. It won't happen overnight, some losses will occur, but humanity will survive.

i will flash win 7 rom on my phone ..to prepare

srbwap said:
i will flash win 7 rom on my phone ..to prepare
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LOL what does it have? advanced survival.cab?
muahahaahaha
btw to the honors guy.. why will magnetic swap? and why will it cause earthquake?

leobox1 said:
LOL what does it have? advanced survival.cab?
muahahaahaha
btw to the honors guy.. why will magnetic swap? and why will it cause earthquake?
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THe magnetic poles have swapped in the past but I doubt this would be catastrophic. It might be inconvenient though as all our compasses will point the wrong way.
Global warming ... yes the climate does go in cycles but most scientists believe we are pushing things further than the natural cycle. Paul_Days is in the 1% that thinks this is not so. That does not make him wrong - it turned out the Earth wasn't flat after all...even though most people though it probably was.
For now I'll side with the 99% of scientists.
What was the Honours in BTW?

Well December 21, 2012, is the end of the Mayan calendar. And it is also my Mom's birthday. So I'll probably have a nice dinner with the family and get her a nice gift and laugh about all the stupid people who think the world is about to end... Right before the comet blows us all up

Hannigan174 said:
Well December 21, 2012, is the end of the Mayan calendar. And it is also my Mom's birthday. So I'll probably have a nice dinner with the family and get her a nice gift and laugh about all the stupid people who think the world is about to end... Right before the comet blows us all up
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Actually 2012 is NOT the end of the Maja Calendar.
http://pseudoastro.wordpress.com/20...-even-the-maya-are-getting-sick-of-2012-hype/

Hannigan174 said:
Well December 21, 2012, is the end of the Mayan calendar. And it is also my Mom's birthday. So I'll probably have a nice dinner with the family and get her a nice gift and laugh about all the stupid people who think the world is about to end... Right before the comet blows us all up
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maybe aliens will land and finally make first contact !

the-equinoxe said:
Actually 2012 is NOT the end of the Maja Calendar.
http://pseudoastro.wordpress.com/20...-even-the-maya-are-getting-sick-of-2012-hype/
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I know. I was trying to make a humorous mock of the myth.

Hannigan174 said:
I know. I was trying to make a humorous mock of the myth.
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I know, that is why I quoted you full
Sadly there are plent of "mcExperts"* out there who regurgitate such claims, and for those people I posted the link.
Thought that your post was great to use as a bridge to the link I wanted to post.
Regards,
EqX
*McExperts: people who have absolutely no knowledge in a certain field, and after reading a webpage (which they never bother to fact-check) think they are a instant expert, hence the fast-food correlation in the name mcExpert.

what a load of bull****...
worse than the "hidden g-sensor in the xperia"

who is bull**** ?

Welcoming our new overlords

Greetings, fellow meatbags.
It has come to my attention that we meatbags are losing more and more grounds to the silicone overlords. From Pamela Anderson's boobs, straight on to Gary Kasparov's inevitable defeat at the hand of Deep Blue, our race of meatbags was most recently and most emphatically beaten, thrashed and dragged through the mud in Jeopardy by none other than IBM's Watson.
What next, you ask?
Rock, paper & scissors
Yes, once the preserve of the playground's courts of arbitration and the ultimate decider of who should be "it", and occasionally the last word in auction arguments, Rock-paper-scissors (RPS) will now be played by the AI.
While we would like to think that a simple game with three possible outcomes would never be mastered by mere humans (or mere computers), NY Times, in collaboration with Skynet, has developed an AI which can ultimately predict and eventually beat humans at this game.
Now I don't feel so secure in my bunker any more.

that hunk of junk is no match for me. Played him on veteran to twenty and killed him, well beat him by 2 matches.

Sanbourne said:
that hunk of junk is no match for me. Played him on veteran to twenty and killed him, well beat him by 2 matches.
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same but only 10 matches ... this guy dont know ****t

DOnt worry, I beat the machine.
25-21-24 at round 70 on veteran

Keep playing... it gets worse and worse...

I have more important things to do. lol
EDIT: 30-23-27 @ round 80
EDIT 2: 37-29-34 at round 100. After 100 rounds humanity is saved by Jaszek. I am your saviour.

jaszek said:
I have more important things to do. lol
EDIT: 30-23-27 @ round 80
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Your overlords frown upon you.

It has come to my attention that some of the meatbags on here have a little too much free time on their hands.

SciFiSurfer said:
It has come to my attention that some of the meatbags on here have a little too much free time on their hands.
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First our overlords give us more free time, then they wait for us to become complacent and lazy from having too little work, then they destroy us!

And this is how it all begins!! I'll be back
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I beat that robot hand twice...just thought I let you know

It was bound to happen.

out of 10 games.......
4 wins
5 ties
1 loss
I am John Connor.........

Wow... He's pretty good I win though

conantroutman said:
out of 10 games.......
4 wins
5 ties
1 loss
I am John Connor.........
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Now play on veteran, with 100 rounds.

jaszek said:
Now play on veteran, with 100 rounds.
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It was on veteran. I dont have time (obv. lie) to play 100 rounds so allow me to scientifically estimate the results of such an endeavour.....
Wins - 40
Ties - 50
Losses - 10
I am Sparticus / Spartacus (delete as appropriate)......

Lol, at the beginning it was easy, but at around the 40s I was losing by 8 points, then I had to make up for it.

jaszek said:
Lol, at the beginning it was easy, but at around the 40s I was losing by 8 points, then I had to make up for it.
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Im just scared in case I lose to a machine...........
I dont want my fiance to come home and find me with my head in the oven because I'm unable to face life in a world where the human race is on the verge of being ruled by machines...........

Just for proof.

Any idea how to unlock volcano?

For those of you who are tempted...
Don't just go 20 rounds. The more you go, the more likely you will succumb to a certain pattern, so the computer's advantage is very obvious the longer you play.
Of course, if we hook it up to a learning matrix database, we'd be busted from the get go.
Also remember that this is done by the NEW YORK TIMES. Now imagine IBM getting down on this.

I am writing a book on World of Warcraft and would like your stories

I am writing a book on World of Warcraft and would like your stories of how it has effected your life in a positive or negative way please send the emails to [email protected] please and include your information if you would like it in the book if not just put anonymous. I know that some of you have stories of divorce or stories of how you met your current spouse on World of Warcraf. tI am going to write about all of it and how it affects every day life. I even want to know if you are addicted and might need help.

bigmike69 said:
I am writing a book on World of Warcraft and would like your stories of how it has effected your life in a positive or negative way please send the emails to [email protected] please and include your information if you would like it in the book if not just put anonymous. I know that some of you have stories of divorce or stories of how you met your current spouse on World of Warcraf. tI am going to write about all of it and how it affects every day life. I even want to know if you are addicted and might need help.
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I was playing WoW for like 5 minutes, then I stopped and got laid.

sakai4eva said:
I was playing WoW for like 5 minutes, then I stopped and got laid.
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HAHAHA...
10 char

urbanengine1 said:
HAHAHA...
10 char
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And in case you were wondering, it is a true story.

sakai4eva said:
I got laid for like 5 minutes, then I started playing WoW.
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u sure its not the other way round ?

souljaboy said:
u sure its not the other way round ?
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OOOHHHHHH...

souljaboy said:
u sure its not the other way round ?
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LOL
You misquoted me...
LOL.
But I get too tired after sex, and at the most I'll get something to drink (and pour some for my partner) and then I'll try to get some sleep

Looking for quotes for your book? Here's mine:
<QUOTE>
I tried WoW several years ago, and tried it again several months ago to see if it had changed, same **** different expansion pack. After a 10 Day free trial, 985 Terabytes of updates, 3,000 CD's and days of my life that I will never get back I concluded that WoW is: Complete horse **** and in actual fact offensive to games which are indeed horse *****.
*Several horses have complained about me comparing their **** to WoW.
</QUOTE>
Good luck with the book, send me a signed copy!

digital_knight said:
Looking for quotes for your book? Here's mine:
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I tried WoW several years ago, and tried it again several months ago to see if it had changed, same **** different expansion pack. After a 10 Day free trial, 985 Terabytes of updates, 3,000 CD's and days of my life that I will never get back I concluded that WoW is: Complete horse **** and in actual fact offensive to games which are indeed horse *****.
*Several horses have complained about me comparing their **** to WoW.
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Good luck with the book, send me a signed copy!
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That's offensive. I couldn't believe that you compared WoW to horse****. I knew some some horses, and I'd have you take that back, or things might get uncivil, like.

sakai4eva said:
That's offensive. I couldn't believe that you compared WoW to horse****. I knew some some horses, and I'd have you take that back, or things might get uncivil, like.
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Statement retracted.
Know any squirrels?

sakai4eva said:
I was playing WoW for like 5 minutes, then I stopped and got laid.
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Haha! Honestly, the same thing happened to me. I turned out to not be a huge WoW fan.
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-

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I've known squirrels that'll rather eat pigeon **** and stick their nuts in a pavement crack than to play WoW.
p/s: @OP WoW is sooooooooo early 21st century.

You'd need a serious rig to process the physics in WoW.... See below (Quad Core or better required to view).
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I'm off. Guild needs me for an epic raid...

I played Wow for a month then I got a life and stopped playing.

Off-Topic FML Thread

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Here we do serve cheese with our whine and the waaambulance is always on standby!​

a light misting of spray paint should do the trick

My router died! Now I gotta wait on my ISP to ship a replacement which I might not get until Saturday. FML!

Grump! (Grumpy Bump)......
This thread is long overdue and I'm sure I'll find a fair few things to rant about. (Once I'm back at work)
While I'm here though......
Why is XDA so dead at the weekends?
Meh, I guess the rest of you have lives
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

this is what i'll be using instead of my tp2
no wifi, no gps, no touchscreen, no light sensor... fml

Just spilled OJ on some freshly broken up buds.. Sigh. FML!
*ins>rt sig here*

I haz to pay ALL THE BILLS this month by myself AGAIN! FML.
Sent from my HTC Sensation 4G using xda premium

My sister is stuck in a wheelchair, so I have to cook, clean, and take my nephew to and from school everyday. My nephew who is seven years old is autistic, so he's going for only part of a school day. I have to go get him at odd hours, and since I'm doing housework/cooking later in the day, I can't get a full time job. I have to deal with his moods and outbursts everyday. Taking care of him, his 11 year old sister (she's moody thanks to hormones) and his mother means I have no time for even part time work, so I'm constantly broke as a result. Since she is family and needs my help I can't move out and not have a guilty conscience. My sister's fiancee is a vile and mentally abusive person, and I get stuck dealing with him all the time. He doesn't even help with housework or the kids. We're struggling financially so our home internet and cable was unpaid and cut off, and we're still getting charged for it until the owing amount is paid. The only reason I own a nice phone is cause I saved money for months and signed a contract. My computer was built from free, salvaged parts, otherwise I wouldn't have one of those either. I have serious insomnia and never get proper rest. I also have back pain, anxiety and a whole mess of health problems despite only being 20 years old. I was forced to move into a different city cause of my sister, and now I can no longer see any of my friends. My situation at home prevents me from being able to have a girlfriend as well.
All of this is true, no exaggerations. FML

^^ That sounds about as hard as it gets. You have to believe that it can only get better from there!

/thread
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I run a basketball league for kids and wanted to notify all players that practice was cancelled this past Friday because of the weather. Instead of selecting "Basketball" group in Gmail, I selected "All." The email was sent to about 800 people, including my professors, ex-professors, TAs, friends I haven't talked to in years, etc. - -. Most embarrassing moment of my life, so awkward.

kareeem said:
I run a basketball league for kids and wanted to notify all players that practice was cancelled this past Friday because of the weather. Instead of selecting "Basketball" group in Gmail, I selected "All." The email was sent to about 800 people, including my professors, ex-professors, TAs, friends I haven't talked to in years, etc. - -. Most embarrassing moment of my life, so awkward.
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Lmao Unlucky dude, Atleast it was nothing 'personal' being sent

I have to write a long a$$ essay, but I can't do it anymore I can continue tomorrow, but I have to study for an exam, so idk how I will finish it before Tuesday.
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FML lol
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MacaronyMax said:
Lmao Unlucky dude, Atleast it was nothing 'personal' being sent
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^ this. One of my friends accidentally sent some porn to his family members and a few teachers
Sent from the best phone ever

captain67 said:
^ this. One of my friends accidentally sent some porn to his family members and a few teachers
Sent from the best phone ever
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Ok that's embarrassing lol. Poor guy.
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conantroutman said:
Grump! (Grumpy Bump)......
This thread is long overdue and I'm sure I'll find a fair few things to rant about. (Once I'm back at work)
While I'm here though......
Why is XDA so dead at the weekends?
Meh, I guess the rest of you have lives
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Friday night = hangout and/or gaming until early Sat morning.
Sat = Gaming + hangout when those idjiots wake up from the hangover
Sun = Church + hangout with church peeps + chores.
Enough?

sakai4eva
Thanks Meter 169
lol

MacaronyMax said:
sakai4eva
Thanks Meter 169
lol
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Let it stay there for a bit, see if he even notices. And when he does, hit that button
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My boss offered to pay for my car repairs.
I've already paid.
FML.