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What Age Will You Die?

You want to know what age you will die at? Here is the answerhttp://blogthings.com/whatagewillyoudiequiz/
It says that I will die at 85 and that is more that I expect. Anyway, have a try.

What a morbid thread subject

galaxys said:
What a morbid thread subject
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I agree completely. What about using a more positive approach, like "How long will you live?" instead!

well first of all the site is complete bull****, cause judging by my ancestors i will die at about 80 years, and what kind of question is do you have a dog, in a test like this??
btw I got 70y, and im 16 now!!
EDIT: oh and judging by the test- smoking only takes away 3years - thats an even biger bull****!!

You Will Die at Age 55 lol well i'm over halfway there and some, makes me want to change my life so much "chuck chuckle" not

^LOL, just in time for Holloween! No doubt it will be a box office hit...at least with the XDA

That is not very scientific, here is a much more reliable site.
http://www.deathclock.com/

73 and I dont even drink or smoke! Lol
What this doesnt take into account is that medical science would have definately advanced in 50 years time. We definately won't be at the same level in 50 years time as we are now.
But then again these websites are just plain silly

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xD

Seraz007 said:
xD
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Is this like a hobby or something ? Because the last time someone bumped age old threads for no reason, they were banned

How does "Do you belong to a volunteer group or church you attend regularly?" determine wether you live longer? Apparently, it makes you live 3 years longer.
Attending church will not make you live longer, that is utter bullsh*t. In fact, being foced to attend church regularly makes me die at age 23. By committing suicide.
"You Will Die at Age 82" Bleh.

52....half way there
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face."

79

Now I need to decide what I'm gonna do for the next 16 years.
-kcco-

You Will Die at Age 55
That's one of the most depressing things I've heard in a long time. I have to put up with another 15 years of this cr4p according to the site - Ireally hope they're wrong.
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Apparently if I take up smoking, become overweight, start driving faster (and drunk) I can shave 12 years off that and die at 43 :good:

ShadowLea said:
How does "Do you belong to a volunteer group or church you attend regularly?" determine wether you live longer? Apparently, it makes you live 3 years longer.
Attending church will not make you live longer, that is utter bullsh*t. In fact, being foced to attend church regularly makes me die at age 23. By committing suicide.
"You Will Die at Age 82" Bleh.
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I just took that question to mean "are you part of a group that you have interactions with regularly?". I guess anti social people live less.

I dont know
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veeman said:
I just took that question to mean "are you part of a group that you have interactions with regularly?". I guess anti social people live less.
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Well, we do tend to commit suicide at some point.

I Will Die at Age 82​
Yay...I'll live longer than this thread!!!111!!1:victory::victory::victory:
WINNING!!!!
Also..thread is now deceased!!!
Trolololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllix

WARNING! Telescope may hit Earth

http://www.hindustantimes.com/WARNING-Telescope-may-hit-Earth/Article1-756017.aspx
all these satellites and crap floating up in the stratosphere, and falling back down as they age, it's making the future picture in Max Headroom more and more closer to reality
soon enough we'll be walking out the streets with those metal shielded umbrellas to protect our-self from the falling debris

Max Headroom was such a cool show!
Anyway, yep..it's getting pretty messy up there. If there was a runaway cascade effect it could get seriously ugly, fast! Imagine going back to pre-satellite era communications!*
We do have the re-tasked NORAD keeping a watch on the situation though, (when they're not busy tracking Santa), and i'm sure if there were any imminent threat we'd have heard more by now.
Don't forget that a lot is coming down even as we put more up, and what comes down mostly burns up safely in the atmosphere. I watched a beautiful re-entry event from my garden one night, as something that glowed green as it burned, streaked towards the ground before splitting into numerous fragments.
*In the event that this happens i'm buying every share i can in Skype. VOIP would take off like a rocket!

the one that you saw... was that the other telecom satellite that was in the news 3 weeks ago?
i though they said that went into the sea

AllGamer said:
the one that you saw... was that the other telecom satellite that was in the news 3 weeks ago?
i though they said that went into the sea
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Could have been anything and it was a long time ago! It was eerie and quite unexpected though. I just always look up while i'm outside smoking at night. Force of habit!
It annoyed me when people started mouthing off recently about how NASA couldn't predict where that last one was coming down. If by putting spin on it, you can make a tennis ball swerve by two metres over the length of a tennis court, imagine what unpredictable path an irregular shaped object falling through one-hundred kilometres of atmosphere could take!

YOu know I'm taking some of it if parts of it fall in NYC. And I'll try to be there before the FBI/CIA/Secret Service/Army/Navy/Coast Guard/Aliens/BBQ gets to the location.

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from that picture
if you imagine the earth as an orange
then all those satellite are like moult on the orange

£10 to the XDA member to touch it first.. Pics and video..

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It's been so long since i heard that song! How did you manage to dredge that one up, it's like i just went back in time!
Here's a funny that's kinda on topic:
http://www.wimp.com/nasasatellite/

LMAO! that's a nice prank indeed

Telescope!!!

M_T_M said:
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Be careful what you wish for. The 'Hubble' will have to come down one day!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

DirkGently1 said:
Be careful what you wish for. The 'Hubble' will have to come down one day!
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I_am_Error said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Thankfully, it's the end of REM as we know it. And I feel fine

johncmolyneux said:
Thankfully, it's the end of REM as we know it. And I feel fine
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LMAO!
good one, very compatible with the current doomsday future

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Where is the "I can care less" option?

jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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+1

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What if we like HandEgg but just not the Giants or the Patriots..??
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jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I could care less

Giants! History will repeat itself.
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ninrocket said:
If you could care less than just save it and go post somewhere else. This is obviously a post for people that like football. If you don't...fine...but don't clutter the thread.
Peace.
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Well believe it or not, on XDA I am allowed to post in whatever thread I want, and if it means you get butthurt let it be.
Also what is the whole point with hand egg? In the play offs they only play one game with each team. It should be like hockey where you actually need skill and determination, and not just luck, since you have to win at least 4 games with one team before you can go to the next round.
the_scotsman said:
I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I could care less
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I couldn't care less what you think about my grammar.
:>

Wait, the championship only has one game?

iynfynity said:
Wait, the championship only has one game?
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Yep. They have like 8 teams play in the play offs. So there are 4 games first round, then you have 4 teams left, 2 games, and then the super bowl. Maybe you have a bit more teams at the beginning. In hockey you have 7 games between the teams before going to the next round.

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All hail the New York Giants!

i say new orleans saints oh wait thats next year

Don't feel like quoting on my phone. Physical...with 20 kilos of protection. Not sure if you ever played rugby. I had a hard time standing straight for 2 days. And hockey is just as if not more physical. Getting slammed by a 200+ pound guy against a wall is worse than the same hit without a wall. Trust me.
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Even though I wanted the 49ers to win, I'll take the Giants over the Patriots anyday

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Giants all the way!
And Since im from Montréal, I'll also have a look at the hockey game in the afternoon!

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ninrocket said:
How's it going neighbor. It's been a while since I was in Montreal. Probably about 7 years ago. Nice place.
There used to be a street downtown where everyone would go party. I don't know if they still do it or not. 7 years ago it was considered to be one of the biggest party places in the world. I can't remember the name of the street?
I do remember people parking their cars in the middle of the street on Saturday because the street was so crowded with all the party goers that you couldn't drive down it anyway.
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Hey! There are many streets like that in Montreal! Lol!
Let's see: Sainte-Catherine Street ? Maybe Crescent Street?

ninrocket said:
I'm laughing at this. You are comparing your one day of rugby to a pro NFL player. Hilarious.
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He made a point that hockey is clearly a tougher sport too. And it is. Football-play for 10 seconds then stop. Repeat. Hockey-play 3 periods of checking, falling, fights, pucks hittig you, falling on ice (hurts)
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

You see you don't have to live like a refugee

OMG. That worthless institution known as the United Nations is getting into the app craze with this...
"My life as a refugee."
""My life as a refugee" takes players into a scenario of fleeing conflicts and searching for family members."
And of course in the article Captain Obvious chimes in.... "One analyst said the title was unlikely to have the mass appeal of games like Angry Birds,..."
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-18553601

It's friday. I'm drinking. I have to try this now
Edit: What a lame smiley.. He doesn't even look happy.
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Update: OK, i've tried it now. I died after 30 seconds.

LordManhattan said:
Update: OK, i've tried it now. I died after 30 seconds.
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Probably fairly true-to-reality for the poor b4st4rds who live that day to day. I think this is massively crass by the UN and can't believe that anybody actually felt this would either be a good idea or help to raise awareness of the third world.

WTF??????
I tried it and survived for two days. Then it tells me that is the end of today's episode and to come back tomorrow. Kind of boring. All I did was run through the woods and every time there seemed like trouble, I avoided it. Took all of one minute.
Not too hard. Now if I had a gun it would be different. That is what they need in the game. GUNS!!!! And rocket launchers and ****.
I could **** some things up.
Kiss my ass warlord!!!
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85gallon said:
WTF??????
I tried it and survived for two days. Then it tells me that is the end of today's episode and to come back tomorrow. Kind of boring. All I did was run through the woods and every time there seemed like trouble, I avoided it. Took all of one minute.
Not too hard. Now if I had a gun it would be different. That is what they need in the game. GUNS!!!! And rocket launchers and ****.
I could **** some things up.
Kiss my ass warlord!!!
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I abandoned my brother, tried to bribe a dude, got tortured and then i died. I'm not good at this! Damn you Hollywood!

Okay, this is bull****!! I went the other route and worked with the rebels. Lived for two years then was killed in combat one morning.
Took three clicks from beginning to end. Three friggin clicks. This game is boring and fixed. AND it didn't pick up from where it left off yesterday. I had to start over!!

That's the thing. They don't want you to survive, because "that's reality" and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! Now donate $5000.

LordManhattan said:
That's the thing. They don't want you to survive, because "that's reality" and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! Now donate $5000.
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I'm already paying them through my taxes. We (the US) already contribute about 50% of the operating budget annually.

You poor thing

85gallon said:
I'm already paying them through my taxes. We (the US) already contribute about 50% of the operating budget annually.
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Does the UN even do anything useful?

veeman said:
Does the UN even do anything useful?
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Up until last year they had Libya on their Human Rights Commission!! LOL
Is that useful??

85gallon said:
Up until last year they had Libya on their Human Rights Commission!! LOL
Is that useful??
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So basically they throw some money around and hope the problem gets fixed?

Thanks to the thread title, I've had that friggin song stuck in my head for 4 days.
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Things You Should Never Do... or it seemed like a good idea.

Use strawberry yogurt as coffee creamer... verified by blackhawk.
It's nasty, sour and chunky

Get yourself some dry non-fat milk. It will last forever and better than that white latex paint residue called "Coffemate".

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That last rep is a...

Engage a gunship crew...

Watch TV.
Sixty years ago TV was fun to watch, even the advertisements.

Putting a cat on a leash then ignoring his distress. And always keep your legs together
Presenting Pinky the cat...

Woke Disney princess in full defensive mode.

Damn they are tough on crime in NYNY

Trains, you can beat them? Yes, well...
Lawyer survives due to having more wherewithal...
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dw612s5faYtE&ved=2ahUKEwiwmeLcrvX-AhU5mWoFHRq6DjE4MhCjtAF6BAgCEAE&usg=AOvVaw0M-Fogazm550au4EsYzBaf
Because of their size to the untrained eye a train appears to be going slower than it actually is. 8 or 9 out of 10 make this deadly error. You gauge a train's speed by stationary objects around it's path of travel. Telegraph poles or electric poles are convenient reference points. Error on the side of caution. Beware of the 2 or more trains at once on different tracks, the one you can't see can still kill you.
Don't trip on the tracks, ties or gravel holes as this can be a deadly mistake even with no train. The rails will break bones if you fall on them... always assume a train is coming. I've walked many miles on active lines starting at 6yo, still here.

Mister Rogers counts EVs
One EV
Two EV
Many EV's

There are differing versions of this story but in the end anything is possible...
Helene Gillet

Driver pits their own car... nothing quit like West Texas stupid.

"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Famous last words.

V0latyle said:
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Famous last words.
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Oh the irony and timing. Little did he know they had their own jesus nut that had broke loose.
“Hey, you’re hanging by that bolt, you know,” said Land.

blackhawk said:
Oh the irony and timing. Little did he know they had their own jesus nut that had broke loose.
“Hey, you’re hanging by that bolt, you know,” said Land.
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Reminds me of Alaska 261.

Smoking in no smoking areas...
"At the hospitable mansion where I am a guest, I have to smoke surreptitiously when all are in bed, to save my reputation, and then draw suspicion upon the cat when the family detect the unfamiliar odor. I never was so absurdly proper in the broad light of day in my life ... so far, I am safe; but I am sorry to say that the cat has lost caste." (Letter to the Alta California, January 25, 1868) Mark Twain

The only time I worked with sharp stuff and no gloves.
One phalanges (phalanx?) less.

CassanRoz said:
The only time I worked with sharp stuff and no gloves.
One phalanges (phalanx?) less.
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Lee Van Cleef

blackhawk said:
Lee Van Cleef
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One phalanges (phalanx?) less.
Wish with loosing the phalanx I would have get his good looking . Didn't.
Pic from the three-way duel at the end of The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, am I right? Great movie.