You want to know what age you will die at? Here is the answerhttp://blogthings.com/whatagewillyoudiequiz/
It says that I will die at 85 and that is more that I expect. Anyway, have a try.
What a morbid thread subject
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What a morbid thread subject
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I agree completely. What about using a more positive approach, like "How long will you live?" instead!
well first of all the site is complete bull****, cause judging by my ancestors i will die at about 80 years, and what kind of question is do you have a dog, in a test like this??
btw I got 70y, and im 16 now!!
EDIT: oh and judging by the test- smoking only takes away 3years - thats an even biger bull****!!
You Will Die at Age 55 lol well i'm over halfway there and some, makes me want to change my life so much "chuck chuckle" not
^LOL, just in time for Holloween! No doubt it will be a box office hit...at least with the XDA
That is not very scientific, here is a much more reliable site.
http://www.deathclock.com/
73 and I dont even drink or smoke! Lol
What this doesnt take into account is that medical science would have definately advanced in 50 years time. We definately won't be at the same level in 50 years time as we are now.
But then again these websites are just plain silly
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Is this like a hobby or something ? Because the last time someone bumped age old threads for no reason, they were banned
How does "Do you belong to a volunteer group or church you attend regularly?" determine wether you live longer? Apparently, it makes you live 3 years longer.
Attending church will not make you live longer, that is utter bullsh*t. In fact, being foced to attend church regularly makes me die at age 23. By committing suicide.
"You Will Die at Age 82" Bleh.
52....half way there
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face."
79
Now I need to decide what I'm gonna do for the next 16 years.
-kcco-
You Will Die at Age 55
That's one of the most depressing things I've heard in a long time. I have to put up with another 15 years of this cr4p according to the site - Ireally hope they're wrong.
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Apparently if I take up smoking, become overweight, start driving faster (and drunk) I can shave 12 years off that and die at 43 :good:
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How does "Do you belong to a volunteer group or church you attend regularly?" determine wether you live longer? Apparently, it makes you live 3 years longer.
Attending church will not make you live longer, that is utter bullsh*t. In fact, being foced to attend church regularly makes me die at age 23. By committing suicide.
"You Will Die at Age 82" Bleh.
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I just took that question to mean "are you part of a group that you have interactions with regularly?". I guess anti social people live less.
I dont know
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veeman said:
I just took that question to mean "are you part of a group that you have interactions with regularly?". I guess anti social people live less.
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Well, we do tend to commit suicide at some point.
I Will Die at Age 82
Yay...I'll live longer than this thread!!!111!!1:victory::victory::victory:
WINNING!!!!
Also..thread is now deceased!!!
Trolololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllix
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I just wanna share my feelings, how boring it is, when nothing is happening the whole day...
take care
buzz
Buzz, everything ok? :roll:
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Buzz, everything ok? :roll:
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Hi BGK ))
sure, thanx for asking... and you??
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Being bored I decided to check out what was happening on today's date 4 years ago and I found the above.
This can't be mere co-incidence surely, so the question is.. does anything actually happen on September 8th, or is this the most boring day of the year?
Please write your answers on a postcard and send them to anybody but me.
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Are they your children?
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No, my son is never bored. I thinks it's the excitement of having me as his daddeeeee
Mike
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You must be proud of yourself then
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No, my son is never bored. I thinks it's the excitement of having me as his daddeeeee
Mike
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i'm available for adoption Mike.
Well being bored, for me, is better than siting myself from 8.15 to 15.00 at school and learning some stuff which I wouldnt need in my whole life !!!
like what the hell is past continuos or present continous (learning english in Latvia)!!! I can speak in english and write in it but now I even need to know some stuff which I dont need!!!
And Mr. Channon hits 3500 with that last one...
MODS!!! Edit this thread!!! That last post should have been placed under the jokes thread.
And I just hit 350...yep....I look at all the 349 other useless posts I have placed and came to one conclusion...all but 1 of them was useless.
I wonder when, oh when, I will ever reach the Mt. Olympus of Mr. Channon...I am, but a foot stool.
For me, there are five days boring in a week. I'm only alive on weekend and holiday. When can I retire?? Every day is boring!
Life is never boring traveling around the Universe!
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Life is never boring traveling around the Universe!
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Mus agree and secont this!!
No time to get bored!
Let´s enjoy life
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That's not the attitude boy!!
You spend far too much time on that computer of yours - and that XDA-Developers, is that some kind of pornographic site?
Well answer me boy!
Oh and I want that essay on "Why I should never split an infinitive" on my desk by 9.00 am prompt.
Mike
My boss once asked me to have my report on his desk by 7.30 am
.. stuff it I thought so I left a report that stated
"It's got four legs, one drawer and is made of wood."
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whats a infinitive teach????! an whats a porno????
ok im not that stupid im just bored - currently I have a history lesson! good that my school has wifi an i hav toich hd!!!!!!z
Boring day
hi,
buzz_lightyear
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Dont become bore. You have to go for the out side, long drive, go in restaurent, take the tour etc. Life is so much beautiful, you have to make the beautiful life. It is depend upon you. Then after you are getting the enjoy from the life and also from the work whatever you can do.
Best of luck.
Ah... the day that geeks fear and dread is coming up... so which one of you XDAers have prepared for Valentine's this year?
As for me and mine, we have already exchanged gifts ahead of time (she's going back to China on the 14th)
After six years it's really hard to come up with something nice... -.-
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This is our fifth Valentine's Day. This is the second time I hand-made something for her...
That's nice... last year I made a song for her (I'm producing some underground music, btw)
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That's nice... last year I made a song for her (I'm producing some underground music, btw)
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Haha.
Any spelunking on that night?
Its our 11th anniversary on the 15th so there`s nothing left to get, I`ll have to make a trip to Tesco`s, I really know how to spoil it, I mean her..
As for anything planned, jaysus, I`ll probably end up having a choke with me yolk a few times and then get her to have a go, then sleepy time........looking forward to the 12th!!!!!?????
Just a commercial strategy to take out more money from your pockets...
If you love her/him make Feb. 14 everyday!
Yeah... that's why my gift was hand-made... she got me a (gasp!) Domo-kun. I was wondering WTF? all the way to my office (we met up for lunch today)
we are sooo lucky u put an anonymous vote
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Yeah... that's why my gift was hand-made..
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I can give my wife a "hand-made gift", but she better prepare herself for a mess, waheeehhhehehe
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I can give my wife a "hand-made gift", but she better prepare herself for a mess, waheeehhhehehe
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Well, I'm actually not that far in the relationship with this girl but if I was I would let her decide what we should do during the day (shopping or whatever she wants to do). At the evening I would prepare a delicious homemade dinner with starter and dessert, give her a massage and probably suffer through a romantic movie (I would concentrate more on the cuddling with her than the story though)
I would probably also give her some jewelry at the dinner if I could afford it but... I'm a student ^^
We don't do Valentine's day.. because we are cheap like that
Most people here including me
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we need moar of this in o-t
Flowers, nice dinner, movie, and some random inside joke type presents. Nothing super original, but definitely did the trick
From my estimates, the "geek" subspecies of humanity will be extinct by 2060-ish.
Only 2 are prepared for this event, while the rest are unprepared or even unaware of the existence of said event.
I haz sad...
I procrastinated, didn't get anything, just told her I'd take her to the book store. She was happy. She got me the BBC Planet Earth on blu ray.
I met a girl on the cruise ship I was on for the last 4 months. She's still there... looks like I'm off the hook? lololol
seems like i was the only one voted 'maybe' .
haha i wonder what would happen I still got 35 minz of V's day here.
spent almost half the weekend making some sort of valentine's day videos for youtube and actually 'failed to advertise' it cuz I dont have a girl
anyway Happy Valentine's Day
Greetings, fellow meatbags.
It has come to my attention that we meatbags are losing more and more grounds to the silicone overlords. From Pamela Anderson's boobs, straight on to Gary Kasparov's inevitable defeat at the hand of Deep Blue, our race of meatbags was most recently and most emphatically beaten, thrashed and dragged through the mud in Jeopardy by none other than IBM's Watson.
What next, you ask?
Rock, paper & scissors
Yes, once the preserve of the playground's courts of arbitration and the ultimate decider of who should be "it", and occasionally the last word in auction arguments, Rock-paper-scissors (RPS) will now be played by the AI.
While we would like to think that a simple game with three possible outcomes would never be mastered by mere humans (or mere computers), NY Times, in collaboration with Skynet, has developed an AI which can ultimately predict and eventually beat humans at this game.
Now I don't feel so secure in my bunker any more.
that hunk of junk is no match for me. Played him on veteran to twenty and killed him, well beat him by 2 matches.
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that hunk of junk is no match for me. Played him on veteran to twenty and killed him, well beat him by 2 matches.
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same but only 10 matches ... this guy dont know ****t
DOnt worry, I beat the machine.
25-21-24 at round 70 on veteran
Keep playing... it gets worse and worse...
I have more important things to do. lol
EDIT: 30-23-27 @ round 80
EDIT 2: 37-29-34 at round 100. After 100 rounds humanity is saved by Jaszek. I am your saviour.
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I have more important things to do. lol
EDIT: 30-23-27 @ round 80
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Your overlords frown upon you.
It has come to my attention that some of the meatbags on here have a little too much free time on their hands.
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It has come to my attention that some of the meatbags on here have a little too much free time on their hands.
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First our overlords give us more free time, then they wait for us to become complacent and lazy from having too little work, then they destroy us!
And this is how it all begins!! I'll be back
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I beat that robot hand twice...just thought I let you know
It was bound to happen.
out of 10 games.......
4 wins
5 ties
1 loss
I am John Connor.........
Wow... He's pretty good I win though
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out of 10 games.......
4 wins
5 ties
1 loss
I am John Connor.........
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Now play on veteran, with 100 rounds.
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Now play on veteran, with 100 rounds.
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It was on veteran. I dont have time (obv. lie) to play 100 rounds so allow me to scientifically estimate the results of such an endeavour.....
Wins - 40
Ties - 50
Losses - 10
I am Sparticus / Spartacus (delete as appropriate)......
Lol, at the beginning it was easy, but at around the 40s I was losing by 8 points, then I had to make up for it.
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Lol, at the beginning it was easy, but at around the 40s I was losing by 8 points, then I had to make up for it.
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Im just scared in case I lose to a machine...........
I dont want my fiance to come home and find me with my head in the oven because I'm unable to face life in a world where the human race is on the verge of being ruled by machines...........
Just for proof.
Any idea how to unlock volcano?
For those of you who are tempted...
Don't just go 20 rounds. The more you go, the more likely you will succumb to a certain pattern, so the computer's advantage is very obvious the longer you play.
Of course, if we hook it up to a learning matrix database, we'd be busted from the get go.
Also remember that this is done by the NEW YORK TIMES. Now imagine IBM getting down on this.
Hi guys,
i was actually looking for iphone 4 battery capacity and options available but in search i found this and couldn't help myself cracking up.
https://discussions.apple.com/thread/2782785?start=0&tstart=0
and the best thing is no one knows the answer (No Offense).
Share your funniest thread here.
Lets have some laughing dose
This topped the list of funniest threads you've EVER read? The iOS update causing battery drain?...
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Well, i only read the first page so maybe i'm missing something, but that sounds just like a thousand other threads i've read discussing various Android devices suffering from battery drain.
Now me, i have my own thoughts on that which i won't go into, but what i take from this is that everybody can encounter issues with modern tech, no matter what the brand.
What amuses me is my landlord, who is a complete novice with all things tech, just got himself a nice new, shiny iphone 4. I don't think he'll ever get to know it well enough to get to the stage where he actually downloads an app from the market even, but he is enjoying playing with it. Whether it's because IOS isn't up to par, or whether it's his knowledge that isn't, he does seem to encounter a lot of what sound like bugs to me.
That's reason enough for me to stick with Android, but what do i know? I've never even held an iphone before last week! Each to their own.*
*Tell me when i've derailed the thread and i'll stop talking...
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*Tell me when i've derailed the thread and i'll stop talking...
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Mission accomplished!
Have a cookie.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
No i didn't mean to offense anyone. If you go through all the pages until the last page.
No solution for anyone. Especially last page is funnier check it. for example.
neeraj_96
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Re: iPhone 4 - ios 4.3 - Battery Drain
Jul 14, 2011 7:43 PM (in response to Lawrence Finch)
I've tried em and it significantly increases my battery life.
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Re: iPhone 4 - ios 4.3 - Battery Drain
Jul 15, 2011 10:02 AM (in response to Lawrence Finch)
I agree, we can turn off everything, hey, we can shut off the iPhone completely and only turn it on in emergencies, that would save a lot of battery power.
Shutting off 3G may work for most of the World, but for us in North America, in many places 3G is the cell sevice we get. No GSM.
Shutting off all of Wifi, B-t, etc is akin to buying a Lamborghini and then granny-driving it to save fuel.
source https://discussions.apple.com/thread/2782785?start=165&tstart=0
Ahahahaha, that is by far the funniest thread I have ever read
Spend some more time in the ot section here, then you will change your mind
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I guess I'm missing something, or getting old.
It just sounds like 1 in 10 threads in the GS2 forum.
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I guess I'm missing something, or getting old.
It just sounds like 1 in 10 threads in the GS2 forum.
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...getting old?
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...getting old?
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Just because I remember when dinosaurs roamed the earth, doesn't make me the oldest here!
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Just because I remember when dinosaurs roamed the earth, doesn't make me the oldest here!
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Nah, that honour belongs to M_T_M. This is how he looked before modern medicine turned him into the disco dancing, gun totin', gangster we all know and love today!
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omg, incedible...
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That is quite possibly the most perversely funny thing anybody has ever said on the internet. I never fail to laugh and then i always feel bad for doing so!
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That is quite possibly the most perversely funny thing anybody has ever said on the internet. I never fail to laugh and then i always feel bad for doing so!
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I know! I think if I'd made the first post and someone replied with that, I'd burst out laughing though
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Where is the "I can care less" option?
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Where is the "I can care less" option?
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+1
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What if we like HandEgg but just not the Giants or the Patriots..??
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Where is the "I can care less" option?
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I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I could care less
Giants! History will repeat itself.
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If you could care less than just save it and go post somewhere else. This is obviously a post for people that like football. If you don't...fine...but don't clutter the thread.
Peace.
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Well believe it or not, on XDA I am allowed to post in whatever thread I want, and if it means you get butthurt let it be.
Also what is the whole point with hand egg? In the play offs they only play one game with each team. It should be like hockey where you actually need skill and determination, and not just luck, since you have to win at least 4 games with one team before you can go to the next round.
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I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
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I couldn't care less what you think about my grammar.
:>
Wait, the championship only has one game?
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Wait, the championship only has one game?
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Yep. They have like 8 teams play in the play offs. So there are 4 games first round, then you have 4 teams left, 2 games, and then the super bowl. Maybe you have a bit more teams at the beginning. In hockey you have 7 games between the teams before going to the next round.
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All hail the New York Giants!
i say new orleans saints oh wait thats next year
Don't feel like quoting on my phone. Physical...with 20 kilos of protection. Not sure if you ever played rugby. I had a hard time standing straight for 2 days. And hockey is just as if not more physical. Getting slammed by a 200+ pound guy against a wall is worse than the same hit without a wall. Trust me.
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Even though I wanted the 49ers to win, I'll take the Giants over the Patriots anyday
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Giants all the way!
And Since im from Montréal, I'll also have a look at the hockey game in the afternoon!
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How's it going neighbor. It's been a while since I was in Montreal. Probably about 7 years ago. Nice place.
There used to be a street downtown where everyone would go party. I don't know if they still do it or not. 7 years ago it was considered to be one of the biggest party places in the world. I can't remember the name of the street?
I do remember people parking their cars in the middle of the street on Saturday because the street was so crowded with all the party goers that you couldn't drive down it anyway.
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Hey! There are many streets like that in Montreal! Lol!
Let's see: Sainte-Catherine Street ? Maybe Crescent Street?
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I'm laughing at this. You are comparing your one day of rugby to a pro NFL player. Hilarious.
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He made a point that hockey is clearly a tougher sport too. And it is. Football-play for 10 seconds then stop. Repeat. Hockey-play 3 periods of checking, falling, fights, pucks hittig you, falling on ice (hurts)
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