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Smartphones effect on toilet time

Ok, this one is mainly for guys
I just want to see if I'm a freak, or is this normal; when I got my smartphone, my average time spent on toilet has dramatically increased.
So, guys, do you spent more time on toilet, less or same as before you got smartphone?

LOL I have my sister-in-law with her two kids, a 8 mos. old and my wife.
The bathroom is the "throne of solace" and it seems to be the only place I can go (no pun intended) where I can get some peace at home.
Thank ye gods for my phone otherwise I'd be staring down at my feet going nuts by now.

lol so its not just me ... i love to have an afterparty on the throne checking new apps and mail

lol only privacy I get these days
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He, He; it's same with me; my private (and smelly) sanctuary, that was upgraded with internet connection when I got my smartphone

20 minutes is about average for me. I'm going to have terrible hemorrhoids.

Sweet thread! Same here. I live there now. It's basically my second home, since it's the one place i can be alone

Sitting there now
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I have never read or answered a call in the toilet, that is a sacred place to put the garbage ASAP and then return to what ever you are doing

OMG. Extra 30 minutes? That's insane. I actually don't even bring it to the bathroom because I don't want my +$300 phone wet and explode!

Oh my, I cant go to the bathroom without my phone. Lol, without poker, email, news, fbook, etc. id just be in there all bored with my stench!
Scent phrum mie fone!

if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw

I wonder if there is a battleshits app we can play sitting on our toilets

sublimaze said:
if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw
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Dude...
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sublimaze said:
if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw
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Oh damn!!! My eyes!
Scent phrum mie fone!

For those ppl spending more than normal you may need one fo this
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I spend about 15min in the toilet and always have, it's not like because I'm browsing or reading on my phone that I will spend more time in there.
Reading on the toilet just seems so appropriate, even if its a magazine or on a phone lol.

koberko said:
Ok, this one is mainly for guys
I just want to see if I'm a freak, or is this normal; when I got my smartphone, my average time spent on toilet has dramatically increased.
So, guys, do you spent more time on toilet, less or same as before you got smartphone?
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I think your device was previously owned cleaning service officer....

I'm sorry for dinging up this thread, but I have to share this link (it's related to this thread):
http://www.break.com/pictures/thats-pretty-accurate-1996994
This graph is spot on

Lol this thread is such a win
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Happy Geek pride day.

List of basic rights and responsibilities of geeks
Rights:
The right to be even geekier.
The right to not leave your house.
The right to not like football or any other sport.
The right to associate with other nerds.
The right to have few friends (or none at all).
The right to have as many geeky friends as you want.
The right to be out of style.
The right to be overweight and near-sighted.
The right to show off your geekiness.
The right to take over the world.
Responsibilities:
Be a geek, no matter what.
Try to be nerdier than anyone else.
If there is a discussion about something geeky, you must give your opinion.
To save and protect all geeky material.
Do everything you can to show off geeky stuff as a "museum of geekiness."
Don't be a generalized geek. You must specialize in something.
Attend every nerdy movie on opening night and buy every geeky book before anyone else.
Wait in line on every opening night. If you can go in costume or at least with a related T-shirt, all the better.
Don’t waste your time on anything not related to geekdom.
Try to take over the world!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek_Pride_Day

So this is our day
HAPPY GEEKDAY FELLOW XDA GEEKS
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BUT BUT I LOVE FOOTBALL (NFL) MAYBE I CAN STILL GEEK IT UP AND HAPPY GEEKDAY TO ALL GEEKS

Happy geek day everyone.
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happy happy greek day!

SuperDeform said:
happy happy greek day!
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Every day is greek to me lol
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fleurdelisxliv said:
BUT BUT I LOVE FOOTBALL (NFL) MAYBE I CAN STILL GEEK IT UP AND HAPPY GEEKDAY TO ALL GEEKS
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GTFO, this is OUR day!
I'm a Geek and i wear the badge with pride
EDIT: Just Read the Wikipedia page and am delighted to see that it's also Towel day for Douglas Adams fans AND it's fandom day for those who like Terry Pratchett too. That's a triple-header for me. I should leave work immediately and return home to celebrate!

Happy geek day, not to me
I'm cool

husam666 said:
Happy geek day, not to me
I'm cool
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You are confusing geeks with nerds now.
I am a Goth Geek.
Yeah.

OmegaRED^ said:
You are confusing geeks with nerds now.
I am a Goth Geek.
Yeah.
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I'm a rockstar

An geek is walking down the street, and sees his friend, who is also a geek, walking along with a new bright red motorcycle. He's impressed, especially since his friend doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle, so he goes up and asks, "Wow, where'd you get that?"
The friend explains, "Well, I was walking along, and this gorgeous blond drives up on the motorcycle, stops in front of me, strips her clothes off and tells me, 'Take what you want!'"
The geek nods in understanding. "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

lol...what a coincidence...Geek Pride Day on my birthday

the_scotsman said:
lol...what a coincidence...Geek Pride Day on my birthday
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Happy birthday scott
and happy geekday

the_scotsman said:
lol...what a coincidence...Geek Pride Day on my birthday
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Happy geekbirthday then

Happy Geek Day Fellas!
Hopefully the missus with put out tonight to celebrate the geek day.

Happy G.P day chaps.
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Bottoms up!

I shall celebrate by watching DBZ

I dont fall in many of those categories..
I love watching sports and have a lot of friends that i hang out and drink with.
I will admit i am a geek when it comes to computer stuff, electronics and mobile device hacking tho.
HAPPY GEEK DAY!!!

the_scotsman said:
lol...what a coincidence...Geek Pride Day on my birthday
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happy birthday!!!
Is it friday yet over there????

davidrules7778 said:
happy birthday!!!
Is it friday yet over there????
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Thanks...lol...not quite It's Thursday morning though

Apocalypse!!

Are you ready for the apocalypse??
It is on the 21st December!If it won't happen, lots of babies on 20th September 2013, and you know it
How do you think is it going to happen?
Zombies
Flood
Earthquake
Internet virus
Bill Gates kills us all with the T-Virus
9GAG
Americans will eat healthy!
Storm
Nuclear explosion (FK I am 2 km away from one!!!)
My personal choice are zombies, I get girls, and also that would be really cool
I am waiting for more suggestions

I'd love to know how the last day of a calendar got turned into the apocalypse. I remember (smug time) reading about the Mayan calendar many, many years ago, and it was just a case of "This really long calendar is due to end in 2012. It's not a big deal, but only happens around every 3,500 years or so."
It's about as dumb as "The Rapture".

Archer said:
I'd love to know how the last day of a calendar got turned into the apocalypse. I remember (smug time) reading about the Mayan calendar many, many years ago, and it was just a case of "This really long calendar is due to end in 2012. It's not a big deal, but only happens around every 3,500 years or so."
It's about as dumb as "The Rapture".
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Yep, stupid I know, a post on 9gag:
Aliens: we came to give you a new calendar...
Human: why? Won't the world end?
Aliens: what? You think that the world ends just because the calendar is over?
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now you know we will never eat healthy

What another one? I've survived a dozen since i was born!
They don't even make the end of the world like they used to.

DirkGently said:
What another one? I've survived a dozen since i was born!
They don't even make the end of the world like they used to.
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True, my parents and grandparents and aunts and uncles and parent's friends have gone thru many, they must be strong...
Anyways I want zombie apocalypse, chicks
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I made this calendar. If i die today the next guy will find this calendar and freak out since the calendar stops at december 31st.
- "Where's the one for 2013?!"
- "I died.. dude"

-.- the Mayans just never finished the damn calendar cause they were wiped out by the Mexicans.
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

The image below is the mayan calendar. It is a circle. Last time I looked at a circle, it's pretty continuous and never really ends. Did something change lately?

jaszek said:
The image below is the mayan calendar. It is a circle. Last time I looked at a circle, it's pretty continuous and never really ends. Did something change lately?
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Yes, people...
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vlt96 said:
Yes, people...
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I tend not to be around people often. Are they bigger idiots than they were before?

We will be in-between the battle of heaven and hell.

I wonder when it actually will be 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds before the end of the world.
Edit: Here's a countdown to "the apocalypse"...
http://www.2012supplies.com/countdown3.swf

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Where is the "I can care less" option?

jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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+1

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What if we like HandEgg but just not the Giants or the Patriots..??
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jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I could care less

Giants! History will repeat itself.
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ninrocket said:
If you could care less than just save it and go post somewhere else. This is obviously a post for people that like football. If you don't...fine...but don't clutter the thread.
Peace.
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Well believe it or not, on XDA I am allowed to post in whatever thread I want, and if it means you get butthurt let it be.
Also what is the whole point with hand egg? In the play offs they only play one game with each team. It should be like hockey where you actually need skill and determination, and not just luck, since you have to win at least 4 games with one team before you can go to the next round.
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I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I could care less
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I couldn't care less what you think about my grammar.
:>

Wait, the championship only has one game?

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Wait, the championship only has one game?
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Yep. They have like 8 teams play in the play offs. So there are 4 games first round, then you have 4 teams left, 2 games, and then the super bowl. Maybe you have a bit more teams at the beginning. In hockey you have 7 games between the teams before going to the next round.

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All hail the New York Giants!

i say new orleans saints oh wait thats next year

Don't feel like quoting on my phone. Physical...with 20 kilos of protection. Not sure if you ever played rugby. I had a hard time standing straight for 2 days. And hockey is just as if not more physical. Getting slammed by a 200+ pound guy against a wall is worse than the same hit without a wall. Trust me.
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Even though I wanted the 49ers to win, I'll take the Giants over the Patriots anyday

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Giants all the way!
And Since im from Montréal, I'll also have a look at the hockey game in the afternoon!

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ninrocket said:
How's it going neighbor. It's been a while since I was in Montreal. Probably about 7 years ago. Nice place.
There used to be a street downtown where everyone would go party. I don't know if they still do it or not. 7 years ago it was considered to be one of the biggest party places in the world. I can't remember the name of the street?
I do remember people parking their cars in the middle of the street on Saturday because the street was so crowded with all the party goers that you couldn't drive down it anyway.
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Hey! There are many streets like that in Montreal! Lol!
Let's see: Sainte-Catherine Street ? Maybe Crescent Street?

ninrocket said:
I'm laughing at this. You are comparing your one day of rugby to a pro NFL player. Hilarious.
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He made a point that hockey is clearly a tougher sport too. And it is. Football-play for 10 seconds then stop. Repeat. Hockey-play 3 periods of checking, falling, fights, pucks hittig you, falling on ice (hurts)
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

Jeremy Lin

Beast!!! Didn't even get drafted.
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Hey my team (Warriors) were the first to sign him, but because they already have Monta Ellis and Steph Curry, he would have been relegated to a backup role. Plus they wanted to clear up cap space in the beginning of the season to try and sign DeAndre Jordan so they had to waive him. It's great that he has found a team and a system that works well for him, but we'll just have to wait and see when Stoudamire and Anthony come back and they want the ball ALL THE TIME, how will he be able to handle that? Hopefully they let Lin flourish because they're winning and beating teams like the Lakers or else they'll start losing games again.

adelmundo said:
Hey my team (Warriors) were the first to sign him, but because they already have Monta Ellis and Steph Curry, he would have been relegated to a backup role. Plus they wanted to clear up cap space in the beginning of the season to try and sign DeAndre Jordan so they had to waive him. It's great that he has found a team and a system that works well for him, but we'll just have to wait and see when Stoudamire and Anthony come back and they want the ball ALL THE TIME, how will he be able to handle that? Hopefully they let Lin flourish because they're winning and beating teams like the Lakers or else they'll start losing games again.
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Lol. The warriors are my team. I had high expectations for this year but currys damn ankle. We needed deandre. Its funny because his brothers go to my school and he wanted to be in Oakland but he was restricted.
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I have to say I'm impressed, but I don't think he'll do this well for too long. Players just have to get over the initial shock of the situation haha.

It's great to see him put up such extraordinary numbers. Not trying to be a skeptic. Just being realistic here. There's no way he keeps this up. His stats are currently inflated by several factors:
No Carmelo Anthony
No Amare Stoudamire
No viable alternative at PG for the Knicks.
Once Stoudamire and Anthony returns to the lineup, Lin will have to give up a majority of his shot attempts. He still might hit for 10 pts (give or take). I'd expect his assists totals to hover at around 8 per game.
It would be really interesting to see what happens when Baron Davis is finally ready to hit the court.

He's fantastic *-* He's carrying out NYK without Melo and Amar'e!

Bump for a beast
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Bump for a beast
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Seriously though. I don't really care about basketball, but the only reason everyone goes crazy about Lin is because he is an Asian playing basketball. Same hype that was with Yao Ming. After a while nobody talks about you anymore. Which is why I like hockey. If you are white or black, if you are a good player we respect you, not because you just started playing ad scored a few points.

shut up... it has nothing to do with him being asain
maybe because he didnt get drafted
maybe because he got cut by 3 teams
maybe because he almost got cut 3 weeks ago
maybe because he went to 4th string to 1st string
your ignorant

manbearpig said:
shut up... it has nothing to do with him being asain
maybe because he didnt get drafted
maybe because he got cut by 3 teams
maybe because he almost got cut 3 weeks ago
maybe because he went to 4th string to 1st string
your ignorant
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Please explain these terms to someone who isn't familiar with basketball terminology. Also that rant was due to me living in NYC, and all of a sudden everybody liking basketball.

I have to admit seeing him play, he is pretty pro. Makes some of the other players look bad.

I love it how the mainland and Taiwan are fighting over his heritage...most probably he'll say he's first and foremost American...and proudly
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