Smartphones effect on toilet time - Off-topic

Ok, this one is mainly for guys
I just want to see if I'm a freak, or is this normal; when I got my smartphone, my average time spent on toilet has dramatically increased.
So, guys, do you spent more time on toilet, less or same as before you got smartphone?

LOL I have my sister-in-law with her two kids, a 8 mos. old and my wife.
The bathroom is the "throne of solace" and it seems to be the only place I can go (no pun intended) where I can get some peace at home.
Thank ye gods for my phone otherwise I'd be staring down at my feet going nuts by now.

lol so its not just me ... i love to have an afterparty on the throne checking new apps and mail

lol only privacy I get these days
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He, He; it's same with me; my private (and smelly) sanctuary, that was upgraded with internet connection when I got my smartphone

20 minutes is about average for me. I'm going to have terrible hemorrhoids.

Sweet thread! Same here. I live there now. It's basically my second home, since it's the one place i can be alone

Sitting there now
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I have never read or answered a call in the toilet, that is a sacred place to put the garbage ASAP and then return to what ever you are doing

OMG. Extra 30 minutes? That's insane. I actually don't even bring it to the bathroom because I don't want my +$300 phone wet and explode!

Oh my, I cant go to the bathroom without my phone. Lol, without poker, email, news, fbook, etc. id just be in there all bored with my stench!
Scent phrum mie fone!

if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw

I wonder if there is a battleshits app we can play sitting on our toilets

sublimaze said:
if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw
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Dude...
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sublimaze said:
if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw
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Oh damn!!! My eyes!
Scent phrum mie fone!

For those ppl spending more than normal you may need one fo this
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I spend about 15min in the toilet and always have, it's not like because I'm browsing or reading on my phone that I will spend more time in there.
Reading on the toilet just seems so appropriate, even if its a magazine or on a phone lol.

koberko said:
Ok, this one is mainly for guys
I just want to see if I'm a freak, or is this normal; when I got my smartphone, my average time spent on toilet has dramatically increased.
So, guys, do you spent more time on toilet, less or same as before you got smartphone?
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I think your device was previously owned cleaning service officer....

I'm sorry for dinging up this thread, but I have to share this link (it's related to this thread):
http://www.break.com/pictures/thats-pretty-accurate-1996994
This graph is spot on

Lol this thread is such a win
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Valentine's Day 2011

Ah... the day that geeks fear and dread is coming up... so which one of you XDAers have prepared for Valentine's this year?
As for me and mine, we have already exchanged gifts ahead of time (she's going back to China on the 14th)
After six years it's really hard to come up with something nice... -.-
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This is our fifth Valentine's Day. This is the second time I hand-made something for her...
That's nice... last year I made a song for her (I'm producing some underground music, btw)
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psyhound said:
That's nice... last year I made a song for her (I'm producing some underground music, btw)
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Haha.
Any spelunking on that night?
Its our 11th anniversary on the 15th so there`s nothing left to get, I`ll have to make a trip to Tesco`s, I really know how to spoil it, I mean her..
As for anything planned, jaysus, I`ll probably end up having a choke with me yolk a few times and then get her to have a go, then sleepy time........looking forward to the 12th!!!!!?????
Just a commercial strategy to take out more money from your pockets...
If you love her/him make Feb. 14 everyday!
Yeah... that's why my gift was hand-made... she got me a (gasp!) Domo-kun. I was wondering WTF? all the way to my office (we met up for lunch today)
we are sooo lucky u put an anonymous vote
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Yeah... that's why my gift was hand-made..
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I can give my wife a "hand-made gift", but she better prepare herself for a mess, waheeehhhehehe
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I can give my wife a "hand-made gift", but she better prepare herself for a mess, waheeehhhehehe
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Well, I'm actually not that far in the relationship with this girl but if I was I would let her decide what we should do during the day (shopping or whatever she wants to do). At the evening I would prepare a delicious homemade dinner with starter and dessert, give her a massage and probably suffer through a romantic movie (I would concentrate more on the cuddling with her than the story though)
I would probably also give her some jewelry at the dinner if I could afford it but... I'm a student ^^
We don't do Valentine's day.. because we are cheap like that
Most people here including me
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we need moar of this in o-t
Flowers, nice dinner, movie, and some random inside joke type presents. Nothing super original, but definitely did the trick
From my estimates, the "geek" subspecies of humanity will be extinct by 2060-ish.
Only 2 are prepared for this event, while the rest are unprepared or even unaware of the existence of said event.
I haz sad...
I procrastinated, didn't get anything, just told her I'd take her to the book store. She was happy. She got me the BBC Planet Earth on blu ray.
I met a girl on the cruise ship I was on for the last 4 months. She's still there... looks like I'm off the hook? lololol
seems like i was the only one voted 'maybe' .
haha i wonder what would happen I still got 35 minz of V's day here.
spent almost half the weekend making some sort of valentine's day videos for youtube and actually 'failed to advertise' it cuz I dont have a girl
anyway Happy Valentine's Day

Apocalypse!!

Are you ready for the apocalypse??
It is on the 21st December!If it won't happen, lots of babies on 20th September 2013, and you know it
How do you think is it going to happen?
Zombies
Flood
Earthquake
Internet virus
Bill Gates kills us all with the T-Virus
9GAG
Americans will eat healthy!
Storm
Nuclear explosion (FK I am 2 km away from one!!!)
My personal choice are zombies, I get girls, and also that would be really cool
I am waiting for more suggestions
I'd love to know how the last day of a calendar got turned into the apocalypse. I remember (smug time) reading about the Mayan calendar many, many years ago, and it was just a case of "This really long calendar is due to end in 2012. It's not a big deal, but only happens around every 3,500 years or so."
It's about as dumb as "The Rapture".
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I'd love to know how the last day of a calendar got turned into the apocalypse. I remember (smug time) reading about the Mayan calendar many, many years ago, and it was just a case of "This really long calendar is due to end in 2012. It's not a big deal, but only happens around every 3,500 years or so."
It's about as dumb as "The Rapture".
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Yep, stupid I know, a post on 9gag:
Aliens: we came to give you a new calendar...
Human: why? Won't the world end?
Aliens: what? You think that the world ends just because the calendar is over?
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now you know we will never eat healthy
What another one? I've survived a dozen since i was born!
They don't even make the end of the world like they used to.
DirkGently said:
What another one? I've survived a dozen since i was born!
They don't even make the end of the world like they used to.
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True, my parents and grandparents and aunts and uncles and parent's friends have gone thru many, they must be strong...
Anyways I want zombie apocalypse, chicks
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I made this calendar. If i die today the next guy will find this calendar and freak out since the calendar stops at december 31st.
- "Where's the one for 2013?!"
- "I died.. dude"
-.- the Mayans just never finished the damn calendar cause they were wiped out by the Mexicans.
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-
The image below is the mayan calendar. It is a circle. Last time I looked at a circle, it's pretty continuous and never really ends. Did something change lately?
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The image below is the mayan calendar. It is a circle. Last time I looked at a circle, it's pretty continuous and never really ends. Did something change lately?
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Yes, people...
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Yes, people...
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I tend not to be around people often. Are they bigger idiots than they were before?
We will be in-between the battle of heaven and hell.
I wonder when it actually will be 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds before the end of the world.
Edit: Here's a countdown to "the apocalypse"...
http://www.2012supplies.com/countdown3.swf

Jeremy Lin

Beast!!! Didn't even get drafted.
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Hey my team (Warriors) were the first to sign him, but because they already have Monta Ellis and Steph Curry, he would have been relegated to a backup role. Plus they wanted to clear up cap space in the beginning of the season to try and sign DeAndre Jordan so they had to waive him. It's great that he has found a team and a system that works well for him, but we'll just have to wait and see when Stoudamire and Anthony come back and they want the ball ALL THE TIME, how will he be able to handle that? Hopefully they let Lin flourish because they're winning and beating teams like the Lakers or else they'll start losing games again.
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Hey my team (Warriors) were the first to sign him, but because they already have Monta Ellis and Steph Curry, he would have been relegated to a backup role. Plus they wanted to clear up cap space in the beginning of the season to try and sign DeAndre Jordan so they had to waive him. It's great that he has found a team and a system that works well for him, but we'll just have to wait and see when Stoudamire and Anthony come back and they want the ball ALL THE TIME, how will he be able to handle that? Hopefully they let Lin flourish because they're winning and beating teams like the Lakers or else they'll start losing games again.
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Lol. The warriors are my team. I had high expectations for this year but currys damn ankle. We needed deandre. Its funny because his brothers go to my school and he wanted to be in Oakland but he was restricted.
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I have to say I'm impressed, but I don't think he'll do this well for too long. Players just have to get over the initial shock of the situation haha.
It's great to see him put up such extraordinary numbers. Not trying to be a skeptic. Just being realistic here. There's no way he keeps this up. His stats are currently inflated by several factors:
No Carmelo Anthony
No Amare Stoudamire
No viable alternative at PG for the Knicks.
Once Stoudamire and Anthony returns to the lineup, Lin will have to give up a majority of his shot attempts. He still might hit for 10 pts (give or take). I'd expect his assists totals to hover at around 8 per game.
It would be really interesting to see what happens when Baron Davis is finally ready to hit the court.
He's fantastic *-* He's carrying out NYK without Melo and Amar'e!
Bump for a beast
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Bump for a beast
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Seriously though. I don't really care about basketball, but the only reason everyone goes crazy about Lin is because he is an Asian playing basketball. Same hype that was with Yao Ming. After a while nobody talks about you anymore. Which is why I like hockey. If you are white or black, if you are a good player we respect you, not because you just started playing ad scored a few points.
shut up... it has nothing to do with him being asain
maybe because he didnt get drafted
maybe because he got cut by 3 teams
maybe because he almost got cut 3 weeks ago
maybe because he went to 4th string to 1st string
your ignorant
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shut up... it has nothing to do with him being asain
maybe because he didnt get drafted
maybe because he got cut by 3 teams
maybe because he almost got cut 3 weeks ago
maybe because he went to 4th string to 1st string
your ignorant
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Please explain these terms to someone who isn't familiar with basketball terminology. Also that rant was due to me living in NYC, and all of a sudden everybody liking basketball.
I have to admit seeing him play, he is pretty pro. Makes some of the other players look bad.
I love it how the mainland and Taiwan are fighting over his heritage...most probably he'll say he's first and foremost American...and proudly
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Who else Vapes in 'ere?

Im using an Indulgence from Liberty Flights, with CE3 smokymisers from Totally Wicked and home brewed strawberry/Pepsi/cherry 16mg nic liquid....
Anyone else?
Dafuq?
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Dafuq?
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Literally, I could not have put it better myself.
I have noooo idea what you're talking about
From a precursory Googling, it appears to be those new "electronic cigarette" things. I must admit I find them intriguing, but then I roll a fag and forget about them.
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From a precursory Googling, it appears to be those new "electronic cigarette" things. I must admit I find them intriguing, but then I roll a fag and forget about them.
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Been around years.
I started two years ago this July 26th and haven't had a cig since. Best move I ever made. I can look forward to watching my daughter grow up now.
Meh.....
I'm young, got plenty of smoking time left.
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Been around years.
I started two years ago this July 26th and haven't had a cig since. Best move I ever made. I can look forward to watching my daughter grow up now.
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Fair play mate. If it stops you smoking and is better for you then who could disagree with that! Since you're in the know, how is it compared to a real cigarette, in both experience and health issues?
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Fair play mate. If it stops you smoking and is better for you then who could disagree with that! Since you're in the know, how is it compared to a real cigarette, in both experience and health issues?
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The only health defecit you get is the irritation from the nicotine but even then its a slight tightening like when you smoke a real cig too quick or in the morning. All the crap has lifted from me lungs. I feel so much better for it.
The reason I stopped was because I got sick of stinking like a fireplace and sick of the taste. Now I can have it how I like AND save 2-3 thousand a year by not buying the tax monster.
Seriously though, I thought it was more widespread than this... Guess no-one else has caught onto the scamming t**ts in power....
I prefer snus. Much better than sigarettes, but i don't know if it's legal in the UK.
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Anyone else?
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Not really healthy...
people will put anything on the box to get it sold.
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Not really healthy...
people will put anything on the box to get it sold.
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Healthier than cigs... by far.....
Ive tried it and its pretty cool! u can hit it anywhere but i still want my newport shorts in a box
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[Discussion][Q&A][Help] General Motor Discussion.

Hey guys,
I've been having some problems with one of my petrol mowers lately, I've visited a number of different forums, but no-one seems to answer or even get the question you're asking. No matter how simple or well-worded it is.
That's why I decided to make this thread, because we're not all computer-freaks, but some of us are mechanics, others are electromechanics, while most others are software- and app-developers.
I guess I'll start off with my problem, because I really need help..
(This is just copied from a different forum, where I asked for help..)
A few days ago, my lawn mower (Briggs and Stratton Quantum XM-50) almost ran out of oil, to which it then turned off (I hadn't touched it). The next day, my Granddad bought me some synthetic oil, which I then poured generously into the motor - After that, because it's a habit of mine, I pulled down the accelerator and then gently pulled the cord so the oil could smoothly run across the piston.
About an hour later, I tried to start the engine, it just kept miss-firing and didn't want to start. I tried over and over again, for about an hour.
Then, with all my might, I pulled the cord and the carburetor caught fire!
I'm actually quite scared to even get near the cord, as of now, so I just put it in the shed and pulled the spark plug.
I really need to mow the lawn and I can't afford a professional repair or a new lawn mower, that's why I'm asking for help, as how I can get the lawn mower going again and maybe even how I could get a little more performance out of the motor.
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Happy discussing and please help Lol.
Have a wonderful day! (No, I'm not on Drugs. I'm hungry...)
Did you pour it in the oil reservoir or the motor?
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I know the briggs and stratton engines (used to work on them lots) it sounds like your carburettor is sticking or the float has a small hole in it, you need to strip it and clean the jets out and check the float . It's quite a simple job (about 20 mins)
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I know the briggs and stratton engines (used to work on them lots) it sounds like your carburettor is sticking or the float has a small hole in it, you need to strip it and clean the jets out and check the float . It's quite a simple job (about 20 mins)
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Hmm. I cleaned the carburetor the other day.
But I got a bit scared while starting it and the starting mechanism broke. Lol :laughing:, once I've got a new one, I'll report back
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Hmm. I cleaned the carburetor the other day.
But I got a bit scared while starting it and the starting mechanism broke. Lol :laughing:, once I've got a new one, I'll report back
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Can you post a pic of the engine and how it's mounted on the deck (itll help me find diagrams for you)
“Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.” ― John Lennon
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Can you post a pic of the engine and how it's mounted on the deck (itll help me find diagrams for you)
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Sure. I'll post them once I'm home. I'm in hospital at the moment, waiting for one of those doctors to finally have time for me.
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