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Psychiatrist?

Something about these PPC, I just fall in love with. I had my wizard few years ago. Been through everything together. Getting girl's numbers, text messaging friends, and everything a phone should do. Became my best friend. Then when my phone got soaked in Gatorade, there was no way of recovering it. Felt like I lost a friend. I actually cried that night.
Now I have a kaiser and already a month, something about these phones, I'm starting to fall in love with. When I play around with my phone and people came up to me and ask me if its a sidekick or an iphone, i feel like the phone has been insulted. No one makes fun of my phone like that!!! There are even times I start talking to my phone and playing around with it for no apparent reason. Am I a psycho or is this normal behavior?
Am I the only psycho here?

thomassster said:
Something about these PPC, I just fall in love with. I had my wizard few years ago. Been through everything together. Getting girl's numbers, text messaging friends, and everything a phone should do. Became my best friend. Then when my phone got soaked in Gatorade, there was no way of recovering it. Felt like I lost a friend. I actually cried that night.
Now I have a kaiser and already a month, something about these phones, I'm starting to fall in love with. When I play around with my phone and people came up to me and ask me if its a sidekick or an iphone, i feel like the phone has been insulted. No one makes fun of my phone like that!!! There are even times I start talking to my phone and playing around with it for no apparent reason. Am I a psycho or is this normal behavior?
Am I the only psycho here?
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Start taking the pills again Tomassster
Mike

When people ask me if my phone is an iPhone, I try to limit the nauseus feeling in my stomach and inform them that my phone actually serves a purpose other than emptying my wallet.

thomassster said:
Am I the only psycho here?
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You're not alone.... here's another true geek, picking up my phone a few times every hour just to check if the todayscreen is still there... or to change the theme and change it back after an hour...
It's my best friend and you know what? it'll never cheat on me or start talking back

Moaske said:
You're not alone.... here's another true geek, picking up my phone a few times every hour just to check if the todayscreen is still there... or to change the theme and change it back after an hour...
It's my best friend and you know what? it'll never cheat on me or start talking back
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Of course it wouldn't. It knows how easily you could get another phone just like it were it to betray you in such a manner. LOL

It's kinda funny actualy. I try to limit my showing off of my phone to my parents and close friends, but they blab more about it to people than I do... They tell me that the first thing the people they tell is "must be an iPhone...". they usualy reply, "No, he doesn't touch anything made my apple..."

Moaske said:
It's my best friend and you know what? it'll never cheat on me or start talking back
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We'll see how the phone acts when you purchase the new TYTN III

Smartphones effect on toilet time

Ok, this one is mainly for guys
I just want to see if I'm a freak, or is this normal; when I got my smartphone, my average time spent on toilet has dramatically increased.
So, guys, do you spent more time on toilet, less or same as before you got smartphone?

LOL I have my sister-in-law with her two kids, a 8 mos. old and my wife.
The bathroom is the "throne of solace" and it seems to be the only place I can go (no pun intended) where I can get some peace at home.
Thank ye gods for my phone otherwise I'd be staring down at my feet going nuts by now.

lol so its not just me ... i love to have an afterparty on the throne checking new apps and mail

lol only privacy I get these days
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He, He; it's same with me; my private (and smelly) sanctuary, that was upgraded with internet connection when I got my smartphone

20 minutes is about average for me. I'm going to have terrible hemorrhoids.

Sweet thread! Same here. I live there now. It's basically my second home, since it's the one place i can be alone

Sitting there now
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I have never read or answered a call in the toilet, that is a sacred place to put the garbage ASAP and then return to what ever you are doing

OMG. Extra 30 minutes? That's insane. I actually don't even bring it to the bathroom because I don't want my +$300 phone wet and explode!

Oh my, I cant go to the bathroom without my phone. Lol, without poker, email, news, fbook, etc. id just be in there all bored with my stench!
Scent phrum mie fone!

if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw

I wonder if there is a battleshits app we can play sitting on our toilets

sublimaze said:
if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw
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Dude...
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sublimaze said:
if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw
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Oh damn!!! My eyes!
Scent phrum mie fone!

For those ppl spending more than normal you may need one fo this
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I spend about 15min in the toilet and always have, it's not like because I'm browsing or reading on my phone that I will spend more time in there.
Reading on the toilet just seems so appropriate, even if its a magazine or on a phone lol.

koberko said:
Ok, this one is mainly for guys
I just want to see if I'm a freak, or is this normal; when I got my smartphone, my average time spent on toilet has dramatically increased.
So, guys, do you spent more time on toilet, less or same as before you got smartphone?
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I think your device was previously owned cleaning service officer....

I'm sorry for dinging up this thread, but I have to share this link (it's related to this thread):
http://www.break.com/pictures/thats-pretty-accurate-1996994
This graph is spot on

Lol this thread is such a win
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WARNING! Telescope may hit Earth

http://www.hindustantimes.com/WARNING-Telescope-may-hit-Earth/Article1-756017.aspx
all these satellites and crap floating up in the stratosphere, and falling back down as they age, it's making the future picture in Max Headroom more and more closer to reality
soon enough we'll be walking out the streets with those metal shielded umbrellas to protect our-self from the falling debris

Max Headroom was such a cool show!
Anyway, yep..it's getting pretty messy up there. If there was a runaway cascade effect it could get seriously ugly, fast! Imagine going back to pre-satellite era communications!*
We do have the re-tasked NORAD keeping a watch on the situation though, (when they're not busy tracking Santa), and i'm sure if there were any imminent threat we'd have heard more by now.
Don't forget that a lot is coming down even as we put more up, and what comes down mostly burns up safely in the atmosphere. I watched a beautiful re-entry event from my garden one night, as something that glowed green as it burned, streaked towards the ground before splitting into numerous fragments.
*In the event that this happens i'm buying every share i can in Skype. VOIP would take off like a rocket!

the one that you saw... was that the other telecom satellite that was in the news 3 weeks ago?
i though they said that went into the sea

AllGamer said:
the one that you saw... was that the other telecom satellite that was in the news 3 weeks ago?
i though they said that went into the sea
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Could have been anything and it was a long time ago! It was eerie and quite unexpected though. I just always look up while i'm outside smoking at night. Force of habit!
It annoyed me when people started mouthing off recently about how NASA couldn't predict where that last one was coming down. If by putting spin on it, you can make a tennis ball swerve by two metres over the length of a tennis court, imagine what unpredictable path an irregular shaped object falling through one-hundred kilometres of atmosphere could take!

YOu know I'm taking some of it if parts of it fall in NYC. And I'll try to be there before the FBI/CIA/Secret Service/Army/Navy/Coast Guard/Aliens/BBQ gets to the location.

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from that picture
if you imagine the earth as an orange
then all those satellite are like moult on the orange

£10 to the XDA member to touch it first.. Pics and video..

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It's been so long since i heard that song! How did you manage to dredge that one up, it's like i just went back in time!
Here's a funny that's kinda on topic:
http://www.wimp.com/nasasatellite/

LMAO! that's a nice prank indeed

Telescope!!!

M_T_M said:
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Be careful what you wish for. The 'Hubble' will have to come down one day!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

DirkGently1 said:
Be careful what you wish for. The 'Hubble' will have to come down one day!
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I_am_Error said:
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Thankfully, it's the end of REM as we know it. And I feel fine

johncmolyneux said:
Thankfully, it's the end of REM as we know it. And I feel fine
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LMAO!
good one, very compatible with the current doomsday future

Who else Vapes in 'ere?

Im using an Indulgence from Liberty Flights, with CE3 smokymisers from Totally Wicked and home brewed strawberry/Pepsi/cherry 16mg nic liquid....
Anyone else?

Dafuq?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Dafuq?
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Literally, I could not have put it better myself.

I have noooo idea what you're talking about

From a precursory Googling, it appears to be those new "electronic cigarette" things. I must admit I find them intriguing, but then I roll a fag and forget about them.

Archer said:
From a precursory Googling, it appears to be those new "electronic cigarette" things. I must admit I find them intriguing, but then I roll a fag and forget about them.
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Been around years.
I started two years ago this July 26th and haven't had a cig since. Best move I ever made. I can look forward to watching my daughter grow up now.

Meh.....
I'm young, got plenty of smoking time left.
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stressfreesoul said:
Been around years.
I started two years ago this July 26th and haven't had a cig since. Best move I ever made. I can look forward to watching my daughter grow up now.
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Fair play mate. If it stops you smoking and is better for you then who could disagree with that! Since you're in the know, how is it compared to a real cigarette, in both experience and health issues?

Archer said:
Fair play mate. If it stops you smoking and is better for you then who could disagree with that! Since you're in the know, how is it compared to a real cigarette, in both experience and health issues?
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The only health defecit you get is the irritation from the nicotine but even then its a slight tightening like when you smoke a real cig too quick or in the morning. All the crap has lifted from me lungs. I feel so much better for it.
The reason I stopped was because I got sick of stinking like a fireplace and sick of the taste. Now I can have it how I like AND save 2-3 thousand a year by not buying the tax monster.
Seriously though, I thought it was more widespread than this... Guess no-one else has caught onto the scamming t**ts in power....

I prefer snus. Much better than sigarettes, but i don't know if it's legal in the UK.
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stressfreesoul said:
Im using an Indulgence from Liberty Flights, with CE3 smokymisers from Totally Wicked and home brewed strawberry/Pepsi/cherry 16mg nic liquid....
Anyone else?
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Not really healthy...
people will put anything on the box to get it sold.

OmegaRED^ said:
Not really healthy...
people will put anything on the box to get it sold.
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Healthier than cigs... by far.....

Ive tried it and its pretty cool! u can hit it anywhere but i still want my newport shorts in a box
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Things You Should Never Do... or it seemed like a good idea.

Use strawberry yogurt as coffee creamer... verified by blackhawk.
It's nasty, sour and chunky

Get yourself some dry non-fat milk. It will last forever and better than that white latex paint residue called "Coffemate".

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That last rep is a...

Engage a gunship crew...

Watch TV.
Sixty years ago TV was fun to watch, even the advertisements.

Putting a cat on a leash then ignoring his distress. And always keep your legs together
Presenting Pinky the cat...

Woke Disney princess in full defensive mode.

Damn they are tough on crime in NYNY

Trains, you can beat them? Yes, well...
Lawyer survives due to having more wherewithal...
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Because of their size to the untrained eye a train appears to be going slower than it actually is. 8 or 9 out of 10 make this deadly error. You gauge a train's speed by stationary objects around it's path of travel. Telegraph poles or electric poles are convenient reference points. Error on the side of caution. Beware of the 2 or more trains at once on different tracks, the one you can't see can still kill you.
Don't trip on the tracks, ties or gravel holes as this can be a deadly mistake even with no train. The rails will break bones if you fall on them... always assume a train is coming. I've walked many miles on active lines starting at 6yo, still here.

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One EV
Two EV
Many EV's

There are differing versions of this story but in the end anything is possible...
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Driver pits their own car... nothing quit like West Texas stupid.

"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Famous last words.

V0latyle said:
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Famous last words.
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Oh the irony and timing. Little did he know they had their own jesus nut that had broke loose.
“Hey, you’re hanging by that bolt, you know,” said Land.

blackhawk said:
Oh the irony and timing. Little did he know they had their own jesus nut that had broke loose.
“Hey, you’re hanging by that bolt, you know,” said Land.
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Reminds me of Alaska 261.

Smoking in no smoking areas...
"At the hospitable mansion where I am a guest, I have to smoke surreptitiously when all are in bed, to save my reputation, and then draw suspicion upon the cat when the family detect the unfamiliar odor. I never was so absurdly proper in the broad light of day in my life ... so far, I am safe; but I am sorry to say that the cat has lost caste." (Letter to the Alta California, January 25, 1868) Mark Twain

The only time I worked with sharp stuff and no gloves.
One phalanges (phalanx?) less.

CassanRoz said:
The only time I worked with sharp stuff and no gloves.
One phalanges (phalanx?) less.
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Lee Van Cleef

blackhawk said:
Lee Van Cleef
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One phalanges (phalanx?) less.
Wish with loosing the phalanx I would have get his good looking . Didn't.
Pic from the three-way duel at the end of The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, am I right? Great movie.