You see you don't have to live like a refugee - Off-topic

OMG. That worthless institution known as the United Nations is getting into the app craze with this...
"My life as a refugee."
""My life as a refugee" takes players into a scenario of fleeing conflicts and searching for family members."
And of course in the article Captain Obvious chimes in.... "One analyst said the title was unlikely to have the mass appeal of games like Angry Birds,..."
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-18553601

It's friday. I'm drinking. I have to try this now
Edit: What a lame smiley.. He doesn't even look happy.
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Update: OK, i've tried it now. I died after 30 seconds.

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Update: OK, i've tried it now. I died after 30 seconds.
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Probably fairly true-to-reality for the poor b4st4rds who live that day to day. I think this is massively crass by the UN and can't believe that anybody actually felt this would either be a good idea or help to raise awareness of the third world.

WTF??????
I tried it and survived for two days. Then it tells me that is the end of today's episode and to come back tomorrow. Kind of boring. All I did was run through the woods and every time there seemed like trouble, I avoided it. Took all of one minute.
Not too hard. Now if I had a gun it would be different. That is what they need in the game. GUNS!!!! And rocket launchers and ****.
I could **** some things up.
Kiss my ass warlord!!!
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85gallon said:
WTF??????
I tried it and survived for two days. Then it tells me that is the end of today's episode and to come back tomorrow. Kind of boring. All I did was run through the woods and every time there seemed like trouble, I avoided it. Took all of one minute.
Not too hard. Now if I had a gun it would be different. That is what they need in the game. GUNS!!!! And rocket launchers and ****.
I could **** some things up.
Kiss my ass warlord!!!
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I abandoned my brother, tried to bribe a dude, got tortured and then i died. I'm not good at this! Damn you Hollywood!

Okay, this is bull****!! I went the other route and worked with the rebels. Lived for two years then was killed in combat one morning.
Took three clicks from beginning to end. Three friggin clicks. This game is boring and fixed. AND it didn't pick up from where it left off yesterday. I had to start over!!

That's the thing. They don't want you to survive, because "that's reality" and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! Now donate $5000.

LordManhattan said:
That's the thing. They don't want you to survive, because "that's reality" and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! Now donate $5000.
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I'm already paying them through my taxes. We (the US) already contribute about 50% of the operating budget annually.

You poor thing

85gallon said:
I'm already paying them through my taxes. We (the US) already contribute about 50% of the operating budget annually.
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Does the UN even do anything useful?

veeman said:
Does the UN even do anything useful?
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Up until last year they had Libya on their Human Rights Commission!! LOL
Is that useful??

85gallon said:
Up until last year they had Libya on their Human Rights Commission!! LOL
Is that useful??
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So basically they throw some money around and hope the problem gets fixed?

Thanks to the thread title, I've had that friggin song stuck in my head for 4 days.
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What a boring day today!!!

I just wanna share my feelings, how boring it is, when nothing is happening the whole day...
take care
buzz
Buzz, everything ok? :roll:
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Buzz, everything ok? :roll:
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Hi BGK ))
sure, thanx for asking... and you??
))
mikechannon said:
Being bored I decided to check out what was happening on today's date 4 years ago and I found the above.
This can't be mere co-incidence surely, so the question is.. does anything actually happen on September 8th, or is this the most boring day of the year?
Please write your answers on a postcard and send them to anybody but me.
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Are they your children?
mikechannon said:
No, my son is never bored. I thinks it's the excitement of having me as his daddeeeee
Mike
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You must be proud of yourself then
mikechannon said:
No, my son is never bored. I thinks it's the excitement of having me as his daddeeeee
Mike
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i'm available for adoption Mike.
Well being bored, for me, is better than siting myself from 8.15 to 15.00 at school and learning some stuff which I wouldnt need in my whole life !!!
like what the hell is past continuos or present continous (learning english in Latvia)!!! I can speak in english and write in it but now I even need to know some stuff which I dont need!!!
And Mr. Channon hits 3500 with that last one...
MODS!!! Edit this thread!!! That last post should have been placed under the jokes thread.
And I just hit 350...yep....I look at all the 349 other useless posts I have placed and came to one conclusion...all but 1 of them was useless.
I wonder when, oh when, I will ever reach the Mt. Olympus of Mr. Channon...I am, but a foot stool.

			
				
For me, there are five days boring in a week. I'm only alive on weekend and holiday. When can I retire?? Every day is boring!
Life is never boring traveling around the Universe!
galaxys said:
Life is never boring traveling around the Universe!
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Mus agree and secont this!!
No time to get bored!
Let´s enjoy life
mikechannon said:
That's not the attitude boy!!
You spend far too much time on that computer of yours - and that XDA-Developers, is that some kind of pornographic site?
Well answer me boy!
Oh and I want that essay on "Why I should never split an infinitive" on my desk by 9.00 am prompt.
Mike
My boss once asked me to have my report on his desk by 7.30 am
.. stuff it I thought so I left a report that stated
"It's got four legs, one drawer and is made of wood."
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whats a infinitive teach????! an whats a porno????
ok im not that stupid im just bored - currently I have a history lesson! good that my school has wifi an i hav toich hd!!!!!!z
Boring day
hi,
buzz_lightyear
Moderator
Dont become bore. You have to go for the out side, long drive, go in restaurent, take the tour etc. Life is so much beautiful, you have to make the beautiful life. It is depend upon you. Then after you are getting the enjoy from the life and also from the work whatever you can do.
Best of luck.

Britain's Got Talent

Anybody else watch the show? I'm not British but after i saw Boyle's first performance, i started watching the show. I watched the performances on Youtube and became extremely addicted to it then found a live stream but i'm still upset that she didn't win. I thought Diversity was flat out amazing and their performace was jaw-dropping and much better to that of Flawless'.
Anybody else upset she didn't win?
well imo she wasnt that outstanding, she was a good singer i thoink the reason she was so well liked was because she looked like she did and the voice didnt match, in these shows i only watch the auditions anyway, just to watch to idiots
but two thing pissed me off this year
1, the young girl who sung alicia keys getting booted in the early stages
2 simon cowell whinging at the guy who played on a guitar that lit up, even though he got that queen song rather well
my coclusion its a fix and simon cowell is probably still breast fed
Boyle was just someone fugly who could sing nothing more. Diversity were something special though, they were perfectly in time and were literally flawless. If you watched her expression Boyle was happier thatr she didnt win because she felt she didnt deserve it...
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2 simon cowell whinging at the guy who played on a guitar that lit up, even though he got that queen song rather well
my coclusion its a fix and simon cowell is probably still breast fed
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Simon Cowell is a talentless bastard.
l3v5y said:
Simon Cowell is a talentless bastard.
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LOL
(doh! the 10 chars limit)
ather90 said:
LOL
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Just found this.
l3v5y said:
Just found this.
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that kid reminds me of someone....
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that kid reminds me of someone....
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I'm not afraid of owls!
And where's mike when you need inappropriate images?
Simon Cowell is a multi..multi..millionaire " talentless bastard "
And is " breast fed " by her.
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What are we doing wrong ?
you think britain's got talent?? check out this
Pakistan Got Talent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TWf7IeAas0
Mike is the X factor!!!!​
sorry about the blatant image shoddiness im geting used to gimp
I thought Susan was going to win, but there were a few things that hurt her chances. Personally, I didn't think her semi-final performance was that great, and she had some incident where she threatened to leave the show.
I thought the little girl Holly who started crying was BS. And was surprised Simon allowed her to go again, the guy who sang high, Greg, should have one that, but that's me I guess.
For the finals, Diversity's performance was probably the best dance routine I've ever seen, the guy who came up with that is a genius.
But I have to say Stavros Flatley was probably my favorite though.
tabloids dont report a lot
The Diversity's performance was a stunning dance routine! They deserved to win...
Completely agree Mike. I thought that he prelim (first act) was what got her to the finals, not so much her semi-finals performance. Not sure what went behind the scenese and with all these headlines about her "Boyling" over, but she seemed like a confident naive woman. Sucks that she's in a clinic so shortly after her performance :|.

Valentine's Day 2011

Ah... the day that geeks fear and dread is coming up... so which one of you XDAers have prepared for Valentine's this year?
As for me and mine, we have already exchanged gifts ahead of time (she's going back to China on the 14th)
After six years it's really hard to come up with something nice... -.-
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This is our fifth Valentine's Day. This is the second time I hand-made something for her...
That's nice... last year I made a song for her (I'm producing some underground music, btw)
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psyhound said:
That's nice... last year I made a song for her (I'm producing some underground music, btw)
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Haha.
Any spelunking on that night?
Its our 11th anniversary on the 15th so there`s nothing left to get, I`ll have to make a trip to Tesco`s, I really know how to spoil it, I mean her..
As for anything planned, jaysus, I`ll probably end up having a choke with me yolk a few times and then get her to have a go, then sleepy time........looking forward to the 12th!!!!!?????
Just a commercial strategy to take out more money from your pockets...
If you love her/him make Feb. 14 everyday!
Yeah... that's why my gift was hand-made... she got me a (gasp!) Domo-kun. I was wondering WTF? all the way to my office (we met up for lunch today)
we are sooo lucky u put an anonymous vote
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Yeah... that's why my gift was hand-made..
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I can give my wife a "hand-made gift", but she better prepare herself for a mess, waheeehhhehehe
mloc33 said:
I can give my wife a "hand-made gift", but she better prepare herself for a mess, waheeehhhehehe
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Well, I'm actually not that far in the relationship with this girl but if I was I would let her decide what we should do during the day (shopping or whatever she wants to do). At the evening I would prepare a delicious homemade dinner with starter and dessert, give her a massage and probably suffer through a romantic movie (I would concentrate more on the cuddling with her than the story though)
I would probably also give her some jewelry at the dinner if I could afford it but... I'm a student ^^
We don't do Valentine's day.. because we are cheap like that
Most people here including me
mloc33 said:
I can give my wife a "hand-made gift", but she better prepare herself for a mess, waheeehhhehehe
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we need moar of this in o-t
Flowers, nice dinner, movie, and some random inside joke type presents. Nothing super original, but definitely did the trick
From my estimates, the "geek" subspecies of humanity will be extinct by 2060-ish.
Only 2 are prepared for this event, while the rest are unprepared or even unaware of the existence of said event.
I haz sad...
I procrastinated, didn't get anything, just told her I'd take her to the book store. She was happy. She got me the BBC Planet Earth on blu ray.
I met a girl on the cruise ship I was on for the last 4 months. She's still there... looks like I'm off the hook? lololol
seems like i was the only one voted 'maybe' .
haha i wonder what would happen I still got 35 minz of V's day here.
spent almost half the weekend making some sort of valentine's day videos for youtube and actually 'failed to advertise' it cuz I dont have a girl
anyway Happy Valentine's Day

Welcoming our new overlords

Greetings, fellow meatbags.
It has come to my attention that we meatbags are losing more and more grounds to the silicone overlords. From Pamela Anderson's boobs, straight on to Gary Kasparov's inevitable defeat at the hand of Deep Blue, our race of meatbags was most recently and most emphatically beaten, thrashed and dragged through the mud in Jeopardy by none other than IBM's Watson.
What next, you ask?
Rock, paper & scissors
Yes, once the preserve of the playground's courts of arbitration and the ultimate decider of who should be "it", and occasionally the last word in auction arguments, Rock-paper-scissors (RPS) will now be played by the AI.
While we would like to think that a simple game with three possible outcomes would never be mastered by mere humans (or mere computers), NY Times, in collaboration with Skynet, has developed an AI which can ultimately predict and eventually beat humans at this game.
Now I don't feel so secure in my bunker any more.
that hunk of junk is no match for me. Played him on veteran to twenty and killed him, well beat him by 2 matches.
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that hunk of junk is no match for me. Played him on veteran to twenty and killed him, well beat him by 2 matches.
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same but only 10 matches ... this guy dont know ****t
DOnt worry, I beat the machine.
25-21-24 at round 70 on veteran
Keep playing... it gets worse and worse...
I have more important things to do. lol
EDIT: 30-23-27 @ round 80
EDIT 2: 37-29-34 at round 100. After 100 rounds humanity is saved by Jaszek. I am your saviour.
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I have more important things to do. lol
EDIT: 30-23-27 @ round 80
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Your overlords frown upon you.
It has come to my attention that some of the meatbags on here have a little too much free time on their hands.
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It has come to my attention that some of the meatbags on here have a little too much free time on their hands.
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First our overlords give us more free time, then they wait for us to become complacent and lazy from having too little work, then they destroy us!
And this is how it all begins!! I'll be back
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I beat that robot hand twice...just thought I let you know
It was bound to happen.
out of 10 games.......
4 wins
5 ties
1 loss
I am John Connor.........
Wow... He's pretty good I win though
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out of 10 games.......
4 wins
5 ties
1 loss
I am John Connor.........
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Now play on veteran, with 100 rounds.
jaszek said:
Now play on veteran, with 100 rounds.
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It was on veteran. I dont have time (obv. lie) to play 100 rounds so allow me to scientifically estimate the results of such an endeavour.....
Wins - 40
Ties - 50
Losses - 10
I am Sparticus / Spartacus (delete as appropriate)......
Lol, at the beginning it was easy, but at around the 40s I was losing by 8 points, then I had to make up for it.
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Lol, at the beginning it was easy, but at around the 40s I was losing by 8 points, then I had to make up for it.
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Im just scared in case I lose to a machine...........
I dont want my fiance to come home and find me with my head in the oven because I'm unable to face life in a world where the human race is on the verge of being ruled by machines...........
Just for proof.
Any idea how to unlock volcano?
For those of you who are tempted...
Don't just go 20 rounds. The more you go, the more likely you will succumb to a certain pattern, so the computer's advantage is very obvious the longer you play.
Of course, if we hook it up to a learning matrix database, we'd be busted from the get go.
Also remember that this is done by the NEW YORK TIMES. Now imagine IBM getting down on this.

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Where is the "I can care less" option?
jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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+1
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What if we like HandEgg but just not the Giants or the Patriots..??
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jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I could care less
Giants! History will repeat itself.
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If you could care less than just save it and go post somewhere else. This is obviously a post for people that like football. If you don't...fine...but don't clutter the thread.
Peace.
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Well believe it or not, on XDA I am allowed to post in whatever thread I want, and if it means you get butthurt let it be.
Also what is the whole point with hand egg? In the play offs they only play one game with each team. It should be like hockey where you actually need skill and determination, and not just luck, since you have to win at least 4 games with one team before you can go to the next round.
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I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
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I couldn't care less what you think about my grammar.
:>
Wait, the championship only has one game?
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Wait, the championship only has one game?
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Yep. They have like 8 teams play in the play offs. So there are 4 games first round, then you have 4 teams left, 2 games, and then the super bowl. Maybe you have a bit more teams at the beginning. In hockey you have 7 games between the teams before going to the next round.
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All hail the New York Giants!
i say new orleans saints oh wait thats next year
Don't feel like quoting on my phone. Physical...with 20 kilos of protection. Not sure if you ever played rugby. I had a hard time standing straight for 2 days. And hockey is just as if not more physical. Getting slammed by a 200+ pound guy against a wall is worse than the same hit without a wall. Trust me.
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Even though I wanted the 49ers to win, I'll take the Giants over the Patriots anyday
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Giants all the way!
And Since im from Montréal, I'll also have a look at the hockey game in the afternoon!
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How's it going neighbor. It's been a while since I was in Montreal. Probably about 7 years ago. Nice place.
There used to be a street downtown where everyone would go party. I don't know if they still do it or not. 7 years ago it was considered to be one of the biggest party places in the world. I can't remember the name of the street?
I do remember people parking their cars in the middle of the street on Saturday because the street was so crowded with all the party goers that you couldn't drive down it anyway.
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Hey! There are many streets like that in Montreal! Lol!
Let's see: Sainte-Catherine Street ? Maybe Crescent Street?
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I'm laughing at this. You are comparing your one day of rugby to a pro NFL player. Hilarious.
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He made a point that hockey is clearly a tougher sport too. And it is. Football-play for 10 seconds then stop. Repeat. Hockey-play 3 periods of checking, falling, fights, pucks hittig you, falling on ice (hurts)
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