i drink too much mountain dew - Off-topic

and xda is to blame

mountaindont said:
and xda is to blame
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WHAT??? Your not blaming apps2sd??? What is the world coming too????

chfields said:
WHAT??? Your not blaming apps2sd??? What is the world coming too????
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a2sd tried to seduce me at the local pub...and suceeded...
needless to say, my SD card is now fried

mountaindont said:
a2sd tried to seduce me at the local pub...and suceeded...
needless to say, my SD card is now fried
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Thats better...LOL

chfields said:
Thats better...LOL
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a2sd framed me for murder, and i am not posting from my hero in a prison cell.
a2sd told my mother i was gay before i was ready to come out, resulting in my disownment from my entire family
a2sd stole my skittles
a2sd ran over my dog
a2sd put my applications onto my SD card, giving me more internal space on my phone and resulting in a much more responsive interaction
a2sd is the DEVIL

I like mountain dew very much.
Rebecca likes it. So I like it.
I am a SB.

laufine said:
I like mountain dew very much.
Rebecca likes it. So I like it.
I am a SB.
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i havent drank water since january. pure mountain dew. just waiting for the kidey stones.
on the brightside, since my diet consists of basically ritz crackers and md, ive lost 30 lbs! back down to [email protected]"
i blame xda.
@laufine
who is rebecca
what is a SB?

mountaindont said:
i havent drank water since january. pure mountain dew. just waiting for the kidey stones.
on the brightside, since my diet consists of basically ritz crackers and md, ive lost 30 lbs! back down to [email protected]"
i blame xda.
@laufine
who is rebecca
what is a SB?
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@moutaindont
Rebecca is a woman that I loved before.
SB is short for shabi or 傻逼, means idiot in English.
The md and ritz diet food works?

i like this thread because i just came home with 6 litres of mountain dew

Let me go take a pic of my Mountain Dew can collection - been building it since XMas, wanted to make a tree out of them, but need about 100 more cans. Got a nice mix of the original and the Throwback
Sorry for the bad pic, low light, and I moved last second, too lazy to take another picture lol. Dimensions on the shelf allow for a 8 can x 11 can spread, double layered, yielding 176 cans per shelf. My goal is to get both shelves filled. You cant see it, but the bottom shelf already has its 176 cans
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I hope bypassing the filter isn't against the rules, I just find it a perfect time to show off my little creation to be. Replace the "hxxp://" to the correct format.

the md and ritz works amazing...
im all out of witty comments haha

WarhawkXeroFire said:
Let me go take a pic of my Mountain Dew can collection - been building it since XMas, wanted to make a tree out of them, but need about 100 more cans. Got a nice mix of the original and the Throwback
Sorry for the bad pic, low light, and I moved last second, too lazy to take another picture lol. Dimensions on the shelf allow for a 8 can x 11 can spread, double layered, yielding 176 cans per shelf. My goal is to get both shelves filled. You cant see it, but the bottom shelf already has its 176 cans
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6724/imag0014e.jpg
I hope bypassing the filter isn't against the rules, I just find it a perfect time to show off my little creation to be. Replace the "hxxp://" to the correct format.
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you are my hero. after my hero, that is. um....yeah.

I have a fan lol, so I took a better picture of the bottom row so you can get an idea of what I am trying to work with.
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And Hero here too

I drink 3 liters of Coke a day. Been doing it for the past 3 years, no kidney stones yet. But aside from Coke and Beer no other liquid....my kidneys probably cry at night. But then again Dr's say beer does help prevent kidney stones if you get them frequently.

I used to drink nd all the time..but I have move to harder stuff..mango Passion rockstars...drink 3 a day..lol its cheaper to be on coke..or speed..
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spiritcrusher33 said:
I used to drink nd all the time..but I have move to harder stuff..mango Passion rockstars...drink 3 a day..lol its cheaper to be on coke..or speed..
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i concur with cheaper than coke or speed but lately its just been water or sweet tea, but i snuck a mt dew for breakfast. dont tell my coach lol.

http://www.hammerstrong.com/hammerstrong/energy.html
I've graduated to the 80-hour energy spray. few squirts under the tongue, good for a few hours (till I need more sprays... lol)

You drink too much MD, I eat too many Cheez-its lol

I love md. I use to keep a 2 liter beside my bed at night just in case I woke up. Now I drink 2-3 2 liters of Dr Pepper because I get it for free. Add to that 2 cups of coffee in the morning and 2 at night.
I'm addicted to caffeine and flashing roms.

sdotcarlisle said:
i concur with cheaper than coke or speed but lately its just been water or sweet tea, but i snuck a mt dew for breakfast. dont tell my coach lol.
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lol I know .. But 6 bucks a day adds up over a months time.lol
Add in 5 hours extreme energy shots.. sometimes 2 a day..thats 12 bucks a day,lol might as well be on drugs...
maybe i should stay clean for a month or so. and go back to mountain dews.lol

Related

What are you going to do over the weekends?

as above!
i am gonna study a little for my UOL exams.. i am dead meat LOL
I´ll just rest at home and watch movies and drink relaxed
Just arrived from a 20hr journey overseas
I'm going to a yacht party
Same here, got AP exams coming up and have to study for those. Going ice skating tomorrow with a big community and then gym on Sunday.
I'll be traveling to...another planet!
Working!!! Unfortunately, I was working 70/hr weeks for a while. Finally, decided to quit one of my jobs. So I have more free time during the week but get slammed thurs,fri,sat,and sometimes sundays. (yes in boston thursday is considered the weekend for many)
If I am not working on the weekends, I do what any rational single male at my age does, we drink top shelf scotch and make out with random women.
well, Monday - Wensday im heading down to Los Angles, to film some stuff for DirecTv
So i guess,,, just packing up.
Absolutely nothing, Hopefully.
lol lots of interesting stuff
galaxys said:
I'll be traveling to...another planet!
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What planet will be this time galaxys
Cheers,
orb3000 said:
What planet will be this time galaxys
Cheers,
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haha...stardate 04/25/09 on track for Mars (where the men smoke cigars and the women go around with their xxxxx hanging down)
orb3000 said:
What planet will be this time galaxys
Cheers,
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galaxy isn't a planet lol..Have you ever taken Earth Science?
CraZyLiLbOy said:
galaxy isn't a planet lol..Have you ever taken Earth Science?
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nonono galaxy said he will be travelling to another planet !!
CraZyLiLbOy said:
galaxy isn't a planet lol..Have you ever taken Earth Science?
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galaxys said:
haha...stardate 04/25/09 on track for Mars (where the men smoke cigars and the women go around with their xxxxx hanging down)
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I like that!!!
leobox1 said:
nonono galaxy said he will be travelling to another planet !!
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That´s right mate!
edit: sorry i was drunk
Hmm, I spent the damn weekend moving out and cleaning #_#. Ok on Saturday evening was minimal electro party in a club, so fun + lots of really nice girls + alcool (too much). Sunday, half dying from Saturday, cleaning out the mess .
I went to a motorcycle race it was pretty fun.
http://www.supercrossonline.com/
here is a youtube video i made of the race. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVxeuuTrfi8&feature=channel_page
Friday Night... Did sound for a Karaoke Band, typical Bar Gig in a College town.
Saturday Morning... reflashed my Kaiser to Anryl's 21510.
Saturday Afternoon... went rock climbing with my wife... top roped a bunch of 5.5-5.7 routes. Shot some pics and a video with the Kaiser.
Saturday Evening... Went to my Office and retubed and rebiased a Guitar Amp, worked on the layout for a clone of a new Fender Twin Reverb guitar amp... and reflashed one of my StarTreks to Erofich's WM6 Pro.
Saturday Night... Stayed in and watched TV and surfed the web, mostly XDA Developers.
Sunday Morning... Light breakfast and coffee, while cleaning up my HTC directories on the home computer... Synced the home HTC folders with the Office desktop. Then i messed around with my Thinkpad running Windows 7 for a while.
Rest of Sunday was a rest day... didn't do crap.
seriously u folks have great weekends.. i am just resting due to overworked from mon - fri OMG
yeah the april weekends!!!
After some taxes calculating and expense declaration to the gub... al over the march... i will sleep til the bed starts to break my bones and my stomach says... come on "+ que" i need to eat... of course clean my house and wash my clothes...
have a date with my gf and eat pizza watching movies on sunday... maybe search in the unformal market some cheap HTC devices like my new HTC Elf.

3 Word Story Put togethe CURRENTLY AT PAGE 55!!! (o'.')-o Q('.'Q)

Hello thought i'd put it all together to make it easier to read im still adding but feel free to help add to it
if you cant tell im bored :/ btw also added txt file if you want to add then re upload in []'s is extra info or bits i added to make sense in ()'s is things that were there but don't make much sense
Edit: quite offended by some of the iPad comments on here as im using my ipad for the story and pc for typing
The fat man ran twenty miles round and round until he fell and went to rehab for
falling then he got up and started to dance like a chinpanzee with a very very large
pen in his left pocket, then went to mexico where he dated a rather nice banana in
pinstripes who was suspiciously not what she wanted to eat.
Whilst that's happening far far away on a distant planet where the came back
from the plastic beach geting blown by a mexican guy using a very large thread
closing moderator who closed a very sticky situation.
"Get yourself into a mental rehab" Mcintyre was singing, to an iphone, then found XDA
whilst browsing porn and did stuff with his tiny girl friends hand which was also
another name for a transforming robot which has the power to transform and split into
a HUGELY big piece of junk, which is worthless. Sell it quickly otherwise it will be
an iPhone, then your buggered, unless you dance to the biggest rom chef here whilst
chugging some delicious apple juice, which you made trying to forget about your Apple
with a worm.
Her big headahe caused me agro deep inside my thought about going to get some new
super powers so i can fly to a place where stories end but they don't and continue to
be exruciatingly long when all i want is to smash an iphone over something realy a
work of art like WP7S.
Sink or swim like Captain Planet when he go crying like a dirty girl trying to find
a Golden HD2 party in vegas that had a funny thing attatched [PAGE 10] used for
blowing small little holes in walls and a train that stopped in the middle of the
intergalactic track which was littered with broken iphones which she always hated.
Dark cloudy skies only on Wednesdays or possibly Mondays when there is a spaceship
that used humans for thousands of years as an army to stop apple from taking over
Microsoft Windows Mobile because I love this amazing invention.
Chips glorious Chips wich i threw at your mum with a hot dog in a hallway and
slipped into ROM cooking frenzy but my device dropped into a pile of stinky rotting
apples which i'll eat after, whilst laughing at steve jobs who's such a smoking weed
dude who likes unicorns roasted with sauce on a shiny just washed underpant.
It's about time to watch 'The annoying Orange' advert thats should die very slowly
whilst creating non-lactoseintolerant cheese for his girl friend who likes things
bigger kind of like my big ego [PAGE 15] which also likes tobasco sauce on chilli
con carni and fish and chips in a house with no windows or any apples just palm and
android. Palm was bought by apple machintosh, a stupid brand who has milkshakes and
many cows.However, The cows like to smoke some candy ciggarets on the xda portal and
learn about how to ride starships into orbit whilst eating crispy Kentuck Fried
Chicken and then a big mac attack with fries and mcnugget grenades,whoppers, and
lemonade.
Meanwhile the starship crashed on steve Martin, not jobs, in the market on a sale.
Meanwhile the cockroach was singing with History Maker by Delirious and also with
post man pat, [who] squated and shat on the ipad, which was worse than a frickin
android and palm bad buisnes plan or better put Poop in a pan.
"4 Words bro" said Fallen Spartan laughing his head, Shooting the Armeter with her
hand and then jumped [PAGE 20] out of bed. What a voyage! What a Dream! to the other
side of the world through a wormhole chased the mole through the shoal of sweaty
clothes which then lead to the creation of the cyber phone which killed off
Steve jobs and Apple for good.
April fools day is the beggining to annoy people but its over, not next time because
the oldman died from non stop laughing of a joke about fishing boats and his desire
to feel free swimming in water [being] accused of man slaughter thinking why the
elephant ate a pink ribbon with a text in cuneiform script written in invisible,
about mac os4.0 and it's ability to crap without flushing the toilet and smell like
a decade old.
A new millennium with a giant appetite for apples didn't fill my pocket with lots.
Brush your teeth with a good and very brown chocolate mars bar that everyone hated
[PAGE 25]like an iphone, that people threw in the loo that was nasty just like poo
and like wee little green men [that] seem to run little leprachauns who are evil
No flights allowed due to ash and plane crashes which happened to no one any where.
How's this story going on untill now please advice, which i know makes no sence
but i don't involve myself in any meaningfull conversation [because it] would be
fruitless because he loved all the double posts [because it] help to increase
my post count so i can get 300 posts then get more, nothing to post because a
mod will make you cry for mama.(What the hell are we talking [about] in this thread?
(Simon posting crazy, pimple or boil?, for food or increased post count, no more
flashing, my eyes hurt so i need [to] go to specsavers and get a cool pair of Orsis
sunglasses, Please ban simon [PAGE 30] just because he is quadrupling his post count
haha)
(Feel like puking on this forum because it's something, something green yellow and
blue and that douche called me noobie as well all were once smoke to much simon
posts noncense he wont quit and keep posting read this post Please ban simon second
the motion y'all are mean we are not yes you are why you little amazingly handsome
person you wish buddy like the other no0b that went looking 4 a girlvery very
unlikley he gets love,in his dreams likley to be wet beond measure unless with a
rulerGramatical error encountered stop replying to "the frog went" [Nice try to
start the story again there by M_T_M ] everything i post no frog reply? whadaya
mean by frog)
"Anyway how are you doing today?" "I'm going to make out with your left hand"
also with my HD2 that i use for cooking dinner for my [PAGE 35] beautiful
HTC device.
Rock around the clock, 1 o'clock , no [it's] actualy 3, [oh wait] or maybe 4
when i went to kick (the) steve jobs because of his job trying to build a barbie
house out of iPad's on a piece of broken cardboard whichh happened to have a
HTC HD2 in it, [although] that was broken.
(i Hate braces by XDA forum)
Recieving a punch right at the nose of your very first wife "arhhhhhh~~!!!~!!"
she shout[ed] "pull it out" and kiss my three yellow zucchinis in my hand that i
punch[ed] you [with] in a private place leaving me unconcious because it's big.
(bad grammar again, btw afaic imnsho, speaking in tounges, with avatar accent)
Whilst texting friends from holy tree to a Wower ( Out of idea's hi mr.clown)
and Master Yoda, Shower he took in his pants, a dangerous weapon lurks waiting
for the use on (a hot laptop) an innocent person [and] an elderly woman
who was hot [PAGE 40] he then lol'ed at the age of 85.
Enjoy living in college, this big thing he found yesterday was round and long,
kind of smelly like a soccer ball, or baby even.
Keep her happy for 48 hours, (and) [also] the baby cried for candy that was
spicy and very sweet according to her tounge [which was] used for collecting
more samples, which enhances recreational activities during practice on
monday evenings, running around naked in his house.
(Dang your fast, your just old, but better looking, you wish @ , the age of
50 whilst im only 15 and good looking Beat that, bed ridden always, im sexy
and amazing and every one loves me, high on crack (obviously) and this old
, ignored by old)
The man mentioned in the OP is my bestfriend and also my dress is stained red
like those in my closet that look awful to me and (rock roll animal)
(a mi no me gusta rock musica) potatoes and goats.
[PAGE 45] like llamas and french calendar cookies who enjoy a good cup of
my new senior member memberness.
(that's cheating dude, that's completley right)
Once upon a time there was ( i like desire, i like me, sense made none
mocking you are, forgive me peace, i love u 2,)
Old school stuff is just a joke today from a clown who's named Bozo,
or Mr.Pennywise who makes funny jokes of lemons out of his list of
victims and People magazine [whilst] sharpening his knife [and]
gutting [a] big deer, thinking about stuff [like] the new iphone 4
(random iphone reference??) that was trashed by a gnome.
"Drink more beer" "Out of rum?"
(needs some posting, stop double postingn stop stopping me, you old man, why
i oughta)
Why don't you run like hell outa this website and [then] rush back because of
ORUD.
(whoever that is??, this still going??, amazingly yes continue,Anyway
where were we?, playing this game [PAGE 50], an ORUD is
obessesive Rom updating dissorder, game in overtime , or rolling ur dum butt,
that 3 plus,learn to count,Going party now, well deserved Orb,
arriving from party, welcome back orb.)
Nite, work tomorow,dance all night sleep
all day, Now @ work, i saw something /"\ hahaha, very mature indeed, and sometimes
childish, with some new direction of thinking, whil task 29 phone, when your strange,
strange what galaxys???, thats goors lyrics,obscure reference now, Nonsense funny
thread,)
Miliz is old (why you little) but wise enough to fry squirrels and eat them and
[then give] (gave) them to my hackintosh.
(yo quireo un Hackintosh,) one fine day,( with old men, what the hell, just happened
here?,) withh all this, insane music playin whilst vigrously touching a bald eagle
on a tree branch eating raw monkey flesh till [THE] (he) (grammatical error above)
teacher flunkeed (you) [him] whilst drinking something he doesnt like [PAGE 55]
Reserved for more
One more here
And one more to be safe (almost 200 pages in 4 posts if its completed
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhaahahahaaaaaaa
Well don Macarony!!! Keep it up
We can have a best seller with that story.
Mr. Clown said:
We can have a best seller with that story.
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We should make a book out of it....i would buy it
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pretty f'n' funny.
good day.
hehe yeah publish it nd call it the story of off topic XDA or somthing better starting to some more just got back in
Update now got to page 50 !!!!
bracket () = junk
not mentioning names but it's mostly OG (guests i think), M_T_M and simon_WM just metioning
and were at 1585 words it could almost be a book and 8793 letters
(that might be incorect becaue ive tried 3 they all give me dif results )
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page 55 is the page where i first come in to the three word story!!!!
lol of topic a sec but how did you change your name ??
MacaronyMax said:
lol of topic a sec but how did you change your name ??
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i contacted @mikechannon and asked him to do it for me!
Cool thanks

Most Yankees have today off. What about the rest of the world?

Yep, the birds are chirping, lawn is mowed, grill is prepped, meat marinating, and cocktail in hand.
What's the rest of the world doing?
good day.
Working mostly or sleeping
We are in a normal working day
Here in México our labor day it´s on May 1st
Just about to start my 12hour night shift
On Xda like 10,000 persons right now
Barbecued yesterday. No marinades, just salt, pepper, and organic lemon juice (squeezed fresh off the bush). Good meat speaks for itself
And the Dodgers lost to the Giants yesterday, so today I can REALLY relax. lol
replying to this thread while doing nothing
I was supposed to go fishing today, but that was 7 hours ago and I didn't go, so basically being an american for a day (I'm Polish ) and not doing sh*t
jaszek said:
I was supposed to go fishing today, but that was 7 hours ago and I didn't go, so basically being an american for a day (I'm Polish ) and not doing sh*t
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Good man! Keep it REEEEAL lazy
wdfowty said:
Good man! Keep it REEEEAL lazy
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I MIGHT go shooting today though. lol
wdfowty said:
Good meat speaks for itself
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Couldn't agree more.
Chicken is in a lemon pepper marinade (I know tell me about it. But thats what the women want)
Now the 14oz. strips will be caressed with a lite sprinkling of McCormick "Montreal Steak" seasoning cooked to pleasant and warm pink middle. And then enjoyed sauce less.
good day.
orb3000 said:
We are in a normal working day
Here in México our labor day it´s on May 1st
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i think the whole world except us has labour day on 1st may
coulda went to uni season opening event dressed as a suit but thats not my world

Geek food?

Hi guys can you list me food that make you think about geek? I need that for a project. Thanks
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Alphabetical soup?
Fast food.
Chips and dip...i always seem to have that around
swyped from my cyanogenized and gingerbreaded EVO
Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)
Snacks. Biscuits, crisps, chocolate bars, etc.
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Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)
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Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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True that! High five to not being Chubby wumpskins!!! (Fat people)
Burgers for me!
jaszek said:
Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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Ahhh so that's why I never gain any weight......
Geek food you say..... hmm
Either.... microwave burritos or......
Oven roasted pork tenderloin with a herb and mustard crust, caramelised apples in a cider reduction with crushed potatoes and broad beans..... mmmm geek...
Then some pop tarts for dessert..
Sent from my fingers to your face...
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I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .
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I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .
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Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
the first thing u find in the kitchen fast eat, or nothin geeks forget to eat or 2go to toillet
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Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
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I noticed, I gained 20 pounds in the last 3/4ths of the year.
Best food for geeks:
1. Anything that I can eat in front of the monitor/keyboard
2. Something that is easy to clean off said monitor/keyboard
3. Something sweet and diabetic-coma inducing to wash it down
So a shadowrun themed cookbook with wyvern tail and spectral chips? I am a geek/cook so I can cook 18 hours in a day while going on my nexus one
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Microwave burritos and Mountain Dew. Ultimate Geek food.
Special shout out to Jolt cola, but that was more for us vintage gamers
ramen
high energy (caffine) drinks
Red Bull (or Mother for the Aussies ) and pizza
Ur skinny? When was this???
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Almost got stabbed to death. (near death experience?)

Hey guys.
Something horrible happened to me today.
Here goes: Me and my other two friends, Adrian and Argelio were riding our bikes for like an hour outside. We rode everywhere and had no problems with anyone.
We turn at a school where we see a group of 5 kids all dark clothed and looking a little cholo. We ignore them and I'm just talking to my friend when suddenly we all hear the word ******. I just laughed and said "I love you too" they stop and all of them turn around and said something so we just ignored them. About 50 feet away now from them we were about to turn the corner and I decide to scream "I love you too" because all I was hearing was talking and screaming from them. WE suddenly see two of them on a bike and one running. Towards us.
We start peddling faster and like another 100 feet from them.......the damn bike chain gets loose so my friends are on their bikes and I have to run like 1/2 mile to my house with the damn bike on my side. My heart was pounding and I just kept running. We go to my house and this time I call my sister out thinking she might know some of them....turns out they're all in gangs and had knifes with them so I told her if she could come with us and talk to them....we went again and found them at a park...all of a sudden my sister and my friends all say.."RUN!" They want you so run, don't look back, they're gonna kill you. I started laughing and thinking "THIS ISN'T REAL" So I stayed thinking I could confront them and try to talk but one of them was just running at me saying. "Come on 1 on 1 pu**y, come, right here right now b*tch. I said, "I just wanted to say Hi" Now I though to my self ...Do I wanna live or get jumped and get rushed to the hospital....LIVE So I took all of my friends' advice and just rode. Luckily I run track and cross country so I had wayy more stamina than them..I go around the neighborhood and hide at home for a while....you might be thinking but cant you 10th grade friends beat them up?....no there was only 1 my age and the rest of my friends were like 12 year old because my real friends are lazy and play black ops......So they are no use to me in helping....
My friends and sister came back and told me "Alan you lucky son of a b*tch, my homeboy AJ called of his homeboys to chase you" "Your never bike riding without me"
So instead of what she said because it's confusing so I'm gonna tell you what she told me..
They were planning on all 3 of them jumping me..they all had knives and were probably gonna leave me dead in the street and flee themselves..
one of them (the one that was talking to me and wanted to fight me) has already killed 1 and was just released from jail...he is about my age and got kicked out of school because of all his gang stuff and smoking weed in the bathroomm
the second - AJ- he's on parrol and got kicked out of school too--he's 14
the 3rd Isaiah is some weed smoker that has been on probation and got kicked out of school too...
My sister then told me how as soon as they learned I was her brother they stopped.....and said if they ever saw me again..I better watch my back....
I'm not really scared...
They just freaked me out because they were horrible looking mexicanss
Well thats it!
Alanrocks15 said:
Hey guys.
Something horrible happened to me today.
Here goes: Me and my other two friends, Adrian and Argelio were riding our bikes for like an hour outside. We rode everywhere and had no problems with anyone.
We turn at a school where we see a group of 5 kids all dark clothed and looking a little cholo. We ignore them and I'm just talking to my friend when suddenly we all hear the word ******. I just laughed and said "I love you too" they stop and all of them turn around and said something so we just ignored them. About 50 feet away now from them we were about to turn the corner and I decide to scream "I love you too" because all I was hearing was talking and screaming from them. WE suddenly see two of them on a bike and one running. Towards us.
We start peddling faster and like another 100 feet from them.......the damn bike chain gets loose so my friends are on their bikes and I have to run like 1/2 mile to my house with the damn bike on my side. My heart was pounding and I just kept running. We go to my house and this time I call my sister out thinking she might know some of them....turns out they're all in gangs and had knifes with them so I told her if she could come with us and talk to them....we went again and found them at a park...all of a sudden my sister and my friends all say.."RUN!" They want you so run, don't look back, they're gonna kill you. I started laughing and thinking "THIS ISN'T REAL" So I stayed thinking I could confront them and try to talk but one of them was just running at me saying. "Come on 1 on 1 pu**y, come, right here right now b*tch. I said, "I just wanted to say Hi" Now I though to my self ...Do I wanna live or get jumped and get rushed to the hospital....LIVE So I took all of my friends' advice and just rode. Luckily I run track and cross country so I had wayy more stamina than them..I go around the neighborhood and hide at home for a while....you might be thinking but cant you 10th grade friends beat them up?....no there was only 1 my age and the rest of my friends were like 12 year old because my real friends are lazy and play black ops......So they are no use to me in helping....
My friends and sister came back and told me "Alan you lucky son of a b*tch, my homeboy AJ called of his homeboys to chase you" "Your never bike riding without me"
So instead of what she said because it's confusing so I'm gonna tell you what she told me..
They were planning on all 3 of them jumping me..they all had knives and were probably gonna leave me dead in the street and flee themselves..
one of them (the one that was talking to me and wanted to fight me) has already killed 1 and was just released from jail...he is about my age and got kicked out of school because of all his gang stuff and smoking weed in the bathroomm
the second - AJ- he's on parrol and got kicked out of school too--he's 14
the 3rd Isaiah is some weed smoker that has been on probation and got kicked out of school too...
My sister then told me how as soon as they learned I was her brother they stopped.....and said if they ever saw me again..I better watch my back....
I'm not really scared...
They just freaked me out because they were horrible looking mexicanss
Well thats it!
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you get a knife. why do you think i carry one?
watt9493 said:
you get a knife. why do you think i carry one?
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^ I don't even hang around anywhere shady, but I always have a knife, just in case. Its also convenient if something needs to be opened! Lol
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You didn't bother calling 911? Or batman?
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Why don't you get help from the nearest adult? Don't go get your sister, lol. Stop at the first door and ask an adult there for help.
I'd love to be sipping on a Miller watching Top Gear and some little kid bangs on my door for help! Seriously tho. Its the best thing to do, since that person will probably immediately call 911(or batman) and then you'll have all the help you need.
trolololol
Where do you live? Zacatecas?
gangsta wannabes dont mess with satanist or people who look satanic so i've never really had to deal with them so you might want to wear more black
Why do I like this thread more than the others you created?
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M_T_M said:
Where do you live? Zacatecas?
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haha I don't live in Mexico..haven't been there in ten years.
I live in Texas. Houston/Pasadena.....just not in the ghetto parts
mostly in deer park
this has to be the most awesome off topic post I have ever seen
SteveG12543 said:
^ I don't even hang around anywhere shady, but I always have a knife, just in case. Its also convenient if something needs to be opened! Lol
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Like steve. Just keep one for emergencies. And when the sh!t hits the fan, be glad you have it
ADR6300
This has happendd a couple times to us. We've had the local gang "get off" on us and oh man is it a scary experience. Being outnumbered, outaged and having to defend your own. My best friend has had a knife pulled at his stomach, I've almost gotten jumped for a blue bike. My advice is don't let them intimidate yOu. Next time some confronts you if they're unarmed don't say anything back, take flight immediately. Use all your brute force and aim for his jaw. His buddy's won't do a dam thing trust me on this one.
Alex530 said:
This has happendd a couple times to us. We've had the local gang "get off" on us and oh man is it a scary experience. Being outnumbered, outaged and having to defend your own. My best friend has had a knife pulled at his stomach, I've almost gotten jumped for a blue bike. My advice is don't let them intimidate yOu. Next time some confronts you if they're unarmed don't say anything back, take flight immediately. Use all your brute force and aim for his jaw. His buddy's won't do a dam thing trust me on this one.
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So your not intimated by a local gang, but your intimated by a ghost? Lol wtf?
Yeah well not gonna lie I'd be more scared of a ghost also...
Still this was a bad ass thread.
Vibrant users have the best threads in off- topic!
Ah, the experience...
First of all, having a knife is pointless and gets you into more trouble than it's worth with school authorities.
Secondly, I fight dirty. Jaw? Please, the groin is more reachable.
Thirdly, and I don't teach this enough, is to learn to sacrifice your off-hand (left, as usual) to displace the opponent's weapon and groin him hard with your knee. Learn to deal with downward stabs, upward stabs, and swings. A weapon is useless at closer to arms-length, and that is great reason to learn Krav Maga or Muay Thai (I know a bit of the latter).
Fourthly, don't pick a fight you can't win.
My worse experience was being ganged up by a bunch of kids my age. About six of them, I believe. They circled me in the park and hit me from the back. In the end, I chased one of them down and beat him to a near pulp. His friends decided that running away from me and hitting my back was preferable to fighting directly, so I chased the slowest of the bunch and trashed him. Of course, they never bugged me again.
Another experience with knives was when I used my right hand (wrong hand) to fight off a knife attacker. Bled all over the place despite him not hitting an artery. Apparently, I broke his wrist and cracked his skull over the incident. As usual his friends left him high and dry when it got tough.
I'm from Argentina, and, just for the record, living here it's like being a marine in Irak, but, maybe, without the AK47 and all the Lady Gaga stuff XD
All I can say is don't mess with sakai4eva.
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iynfynity said:
All I can say is don't mess with sakai4eva.
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Punk(s) deserved it. Of course, I whined like a baby about my injuries after the fight, but during?
Sweet sweet adrenaline and natural painkillers.
Of course, I've mellowed a lot since then.
sakai4eva said:
Punk(s) deserved it. Of course, I whined like a baby about my injuries after the fight, but during?
Sweet sweet adrenaline and natural painkillers.
Of course, I've mellowed a lot since then.
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Yes yes adrenaline, love that feeling. It's like you got all the strength and take down anyone you see. Lol
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duboi97 said:
So your not intimated by a local gang, but your intimated by a ghost? Lol wtf?
Yeah well not gonna lie I'd be more scared of a ghost also...
Still this was a bad ass thread.
Vibrant users have the best threads in off- topic!
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We've had run ins with them more times then I've flashed my phone. After a while you get used to it.
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Just tell them you got rid of your blackberry and they should leave you alone
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