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*sigh* tired......

Well, this week didn't half drag.....
I always say "can't wait for the weekend", and then when it comes i do **** all.
Look on the bright side!
ITS TIME TO DO **** ALL!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1
Soz for the random thread.....

My week has actually flew in. Had plans tomorrow but nothing now due to the person I had plans with f*cked up their leg.
Bring on Saturday!.. of lounging around watching sh*t TV.
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Here's to doing f**k all!
Cheers

Well, i bet you caan't guess what im doing now!
**** ALL!!!
Going on a bike ride tomorrow though, thats if the weathers good.

flyboyovyick said:
Well, i bet you caan't guess what im doing now!
**** ALL!!!
Going on a bike ride tomorrow though, thats if the weathers good.
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I doubt it
Yesterday was good... Today is dull

This week went super quick for me.

Yea it does when all u do if play legos all day
JimJam707 said:
This week went super quick for me.
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@MarcaronyMax: Still cloudy, but still going on the bike ride tomorrow!
Il take some pics to show you guys!
We are going to Delamere Forest.
http://www.forestry.gov.uk/delamere
Best get to sleep! Getting up at 8:00am!
Night XDA!!

Basically all I've did today is try to fix my phone... which failed in the end. Leaving me phoneless now. :/

Skellyyy said:
Basically all I've did today is try to fix my phone... which failed in the end. Leaving me phoneless now. :/
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Look your question thread... I've told you how to fix it
@Flyboy
Awesome At least it's not raining

MacaronyMax said:
Look your question thread... I've told you how to fix it
@Flyboy
Awesome At least it's not raining
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It rained all day over here, and it's supposed to rain throughout the weekend. =/
All good though, there's plenty to do inside.
Herp derp Captivate XDA app.

I'm tired too... been up since 2am dealing with my diarrhea....

sakai4eva said:
I'm tired too... been up since 2am dealing with my diarrhea....
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Diarrhoa sucks.....
Here's photos from my day out yesterday!
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It was brighter than in the photo.
What a weird road name!
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flyboyovyick said:
Diarrhoa sucks.....
Here's photos from my day out yesterday!
It was brighter than in the photo.
What a weird road name!
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No. Diarrhea spits.
Looks like a nice place. I was cycling about a month or so back at a hill/forest reserve. Love the trees, but my legs and heart disagree.

sakai4eva said:
No. Diarrhea spits.
Looks like a nice place. I was cycling about a month or so back at a hill/forest reserve. Love the trees, but my legs and heart disagree.
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When i got back from the ride i was stiff all over, and very tired!
Good luck with the diarrhoea!

flyboyovyick said:
When i got back from the ride i was stiff all over, and very tired!
Good luck with the diarrhoea!
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It's over now

I've found the last couple of weeks have flown past. Though it was just me but a couple of other people have commented to me about it too. Perhaps time is *actually* running faster than normal?

To heavy XDA consumption; aftereffects :D

So my dad asked, or rather yelled at me; SON, WHEN THE F*#& WILL YOU GET YOURSELF A JOB, YOU'RE QUALIFIED ENOUGH, GOD DAMNIT!!
And I said; Dad, never ask for ETA...now I'm kinda grounded the turkish way

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And I said; Dad, never ask for ETA...now I'm kinda grounded the turkish way
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Genuinely laughed out loud at that one!
Now get off your lazy arse and get a job!

CHORUS
Get a haircut and get a real job,
Clean your act up and don't be a slob,
Get it together like your big brother Bob,
Why don't you, get a haircut, and get a real job!
"Haircut", George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

Kinda like when I tell the missus....
"cool story bro..."
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trololololololololololo...

... ah, what is the turkish way to be grounded?

oradul said:
... ah, what is the turkish way to be grounded?
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I'm curious about that too.
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conantroutman said:
Kinda like when I tell the missus....
"cool story bro..."
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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Last time I told that you your missus, she made me sleep on the couch.
Tolololololololol

Get off of your bum and hop on the trolly and find your a job.
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deedscreen said:
Get off of your bum and hop on the trolly and find your a job.
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EDIT: lol, I'm not even British!
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cajunflavoredbob said:
Last time I told that you your missus, she made me sleep on the couch.
Tolololololololol
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oradul said:
... ah, what is the turkish way to be grounded?
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My Dad won't talk to me any word until I do something to calm the waves...that's not so funny as it sounds like =(
btw excuse my grammar and my english at all. I must sound like a drunken hobo on meth.
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nitrous² said:
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btw excuse my grammar and my english at all. I must sound like a drunken hobo on meth.
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That's actually better than we're used to around here. Your Father should be proud!
Not everybody can be a drunken hobo on meth. Still, it's something for me to aspire to!

So, here's a brief statement, why I'd rather be grounded the usual way instead of beeing grounded the turkish way.
In our family, there are ONLY 2 reasons, for that you have to live and fight everyday. These are Honor and religion. We take this very serious. And now imagine, somebody offends your honor...I know it's hard to picture for someone who's not living like this, so just try to understand and if you don't...ignore it ^^
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How to know if a girl likes you.

Ok this may be stupid but does anyone has an idea on how to figure out how a girl likes them?(please no flaming) (to make it clearer as FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS/RELAtionship liking) not like a best friend or as a brother like
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Hi Alan!

Alan's back!!!

Try asking them.
Never works.
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They grab me by the arm and lead me into their bedroom.

Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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Sensation-al! said:
Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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You obviously don't understand the principle of "off-topic". This is a forum where you can discuss literally anything that doesn't break the forum rules. If you want phone related stuff then step away from the off-topic.

Here he is... While things were starting to become quiet .... Welcome Alan
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If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.

RinZo said:
If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.
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And you should always part your hair on the left.

Archer said:
And you should always part your hair on the left.
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Good to know my mom always had my back.

RinZo said:
Good to know my mom always had my back.
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It was her that told me

Archer said:
It was her that told me
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Are you my dad??

she starts to stare at ure penis!

Only one way to know for sure...or at least its better to crash and burn than to never fly at all. Yea that's all I got on that one.
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RinZo said:
Are you my dad??
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The only way to know for sure is to ask her. Other than that i would say is if she is "looking" for you. Does she text you if you dont text her first? does she ask about you? If you work together, does she text you saying that they all missed you at work if you didnt show up one day?
Wishing you all the best buddy. Take it easy, take it slow, and let your brothers here at xda know whats going on.

Hard to know dude, there are girls that are all over you all nice and practically glued to you and they dont like that way
And there are gilrs who treat you like CRAP,seem to hate your guts, poop ib your food and kill your dog and thats the one that really loves you
Girls are not meant to be understood, so just ask when your gut tells you to
Like the guy a few posts back said its better to try and fail than live forever wondering
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she will touch your swimsuit area.

Ask her out to do something that almost sounds like a date. The zoo. A movie. Try to kiss/touch her. If she doesn't pull away. You are good. But don't f&&& it up once you know. Let her go at her own pace. But do suggest stuff like watching a movie at your place or swimming with just her or her and one of her gfs that can conveniently go home or be part of the fun.
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Who else Vapes in 'ere?

Im using an Indulgence from Liberty Flights, with CE3 smokymisers from Totally Wicked and home brewed strawberry/Pepsi/cherry 16mg nic liquid....
Anyone else?

Dafuq?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Dafuq?
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Literally, I could not have put it better myself.

I have noooo idea what you're talking about

From a precursory Googling, it appears to be those new "electronic cigarette" things. I must admit I find them intriguing, but then I roll a fag and forget about them.

Archer said:
From a precursory Googling, it appears to be those new "electronic cigarette" things. I must admit I find them intriguing, but then I roll a fag and forget about them.
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Been around years.
I started two years ago this July 26th and haven't had a cig since. Best move I ever made. I can look forward to watching my daughter grow up now.

Meh.....
I'm young, got plenty of smoking time left.
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stressfreesoul said:
Been around years.
I started two years ago this July 26th and haven't had a cig since. Best move I ever made. I can look forward to watching my daughter grow up now.
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Fair play mate. If it stops you smoking and is better for you then who could disagree with that! Since you're in the know, how is it compared to a real cigarette, in both experience and health issues?

Archer said:
Fair play mate. If it stops you smoking and is better for you then who could disagree with that! Since you're in the know, how is it compared to a real cigarette, in both experience and health issues?
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The only health defecit you get is the irritation from the nicotine but even then its a slight tightening like when you smoke a real cig too quick or in the morning. All the crap has lifted from me lungs. I feel so much better for it.
The reason I stopped was because I got sick of stinking like a fireplace and sick of the taste. Now I can have it how I like AND save 2-3 thousand a year by not buying the tax monster.
Seriously though, I thought it was more widespread than this... Guess no-one else has caught onto the scamming t**ts in power....

I prefer snus. Much better than sigarettes, but i don't know if it's legal in the UK.
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stressfreesoul said:
Im using an Indulgence from Liberty Flights, with CE3 smokymisers from Totally Wicked and home brewed strawberry/Pepsi/cherry 16mg nic liquid....
Anyone else?
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Not really healthy...
people will put anything on the box to get it sold.

OmegaRED^ said:
Not really healthy...
people will put anything on the box to get it sold.
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Healthier than cigs... by far.....

Ive tried it and its pretty cool! u can hit it anywhere but i still want my newport shorts in a box
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uses for old phones

I have 2 backflip phones I would like to give my children , 3 and 4 to play around with. Is there a way to completely disable the phone part because I know 911 service is suppose to work. I also need to find games that do not require a network connection to play. they are at the age where talking tom entertains them pretty good. these phones do have wireless capability but I do not want to rely on that.

Which phones do you have?

motorola backflip

Or just take out the sim card.

m1l4droid said:
911 still works in that situation.
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Whats the chance of a kid dialing 911? 1 in 1000.

A lot higher than you think. Especially if it has emergency numbers pop up.
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Why not donate them? Like for battered women or something.

Target practice lol
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XMBC server?

Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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ak700 said:
Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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Nice
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ak700 said:
Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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Not bulletproof if the bullet went through it. Maybe bullet resistant.

ak700 said:
Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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Who wouldn't use a Nokia phone for target practice? -_-
You Live To Die.

Hmmm... tricky one.
I think you can install GoLauncher & remove the dock bar from home screen, this will avoid them going in to the phone function accidentaly, just create the shortcuts of all games required by them on home screen & that shud do it.
hope this helps...

Hmm....do they blend?
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I just fired up my good ol' Nokia E61. It still works! It's got ScummVM, "FreeFlight" (flight simulator), PicoDrive (Sega Mega Drive Emulator), Doom and "Mophun" emulator with Carmageddon, The Da Vinci Code 3D, Fatal Arena, Lock'n Load: Rise Of War and many more AND a 1GB mini SD with tons of music i listened to around 2006 Hilarious!
Oh, btw.. i had to google a bit to find out how to connect to my WiFi.
Symbian, we like to mess with your head.

You can donate one to me

race55 said:
You can donate one to me
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You ungrateful bastard.
(Are you going to hunt me down now?)

LordManhattan said:
You ungrateful bastard.
(Are you going to hunt me down now?)
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No, but apparently he's gonna come to your house and eat your donut.

LordManhattan said:
You ungrateful bastard.
(Are you going to hunt me down now?)
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How am i a ungrateful bastard if i am just asking for his worthless Piece of sh!te phone?
063_XOBX said:
No, but apparently he's gonna come to your house and eat your donut.
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You sir, just won the internet.