How to know if a girl likes you. - Off-topic

Ok this may be stupid but does anyone has an idea on how to figure out how a girl likes them?(please no flaming) (to make it clearer as FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS/RELAtionship liking) not like a best friend or as a brother like
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Hi Alan!

Alan's back!!!

Try asking them.
Never works.
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They grab me by the arm and lead me into their bedroom.

Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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Sensation-al! said:
Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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You obviously don't understand the principle of "off-topic". This is a forum where you can discuss literally anything that doesn't break the forum rules. If you want phone related stuff then step away from the off-topic.

Here he is... While things were starting to become quiet .... Welcome Alan
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If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.

RinZo said:
If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.
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And you should always part your hair on the left.

Archer said:
And you should always part your hair on the left.
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Good to know my mom always had my back.

RinZo said:
Good to know my mom always had my back.
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It was her that told me

Archer said:
It was her that told me
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Are you my dad??

she starts to stare at ure penis!

Only one way to know for sure...or at least its better to crash and burn than to never fly at all. Yea that's all I got on that one.
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RinZo said:
Are you my dad??
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The only way to know for sure is to ask her. Other than that i would say is if she is "looking" for you. Does she text you if you dont text her first? does she ask about you? If you work together, does she text you saying that they all missed you at work if you didnt show up one day?
Wishing you all the best buddy. Take it easy, take it slow, and let your brothers here at xda know whats going on.

Hard to know dude, there are girls that are all over you all nice and practically glued to you and they dont like that way
And there are gilrs who treat you like CRAP,seem to hate your guts, poop ib your food and kill your dog and thats the one that really loves you
Girls are not meant to be understood, so just ask when your gut tells you to
Like the guy a few posts back said its better to try and fail than live forever wondering
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she will touch your swimsuit area.

Ask her out to do something that almost sounds like a date. The zoo. A movie. Try to kiss/touch her. If she doesn't pull away. You are good. But don't f&&& it up once you know. Let her go at her own pace. But do suggest stuff like watching a movie at your place or swimming with just her or her and one of her gfs that can conveniently go home or be part of the fun.
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Are you afraid of the dark..?

Title says it all. Are you? Are you not..? If not, were you ever? And if you ever where when did you get over your fear?
For myself, why yes, I am terrified of the dark.
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michaelg117 said:
Title says it all. Are you? Are you not..? If not, were you ever? And if you ever where when did you get over your fear?
For myself, why yes, I am terrified of the dark.
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But why? Nothing new happens when you turn the light out.....
when i was a kid i used to be afraid of the dark
when i told my father about this he said and i quote "if there was something in the dark ,you'd be dead already"
haven't been scared since
im still alive
Only when my house makes strange noises! Lol
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I was when I was a kid. I think its the fear of not completely being able to know what's there when your imagination is running wild lol.
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I´m not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of me
I'm 19 and not afraid to say I'm still scared of the dark lmfao.
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I'm afraid of the light.....
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I'm afraid of the light.....
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Lol, u must be a witch
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I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of walking in the dark and hitting something with my face...or worse being barefoot in the dark and hitting something with my small toe. As for dark, maybe in a forest alone in the dark, you never know when some idiots decide to jump you.
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Lol, u must be a witch
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Or a vampire
Now we all have reason to be afraid of the dark
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Afraid of the dark you say? Don't check under your bed or freak out if something sleeps with you tonight.
LordManhattan said:
Afraid of the dark you say? Don't check under your bed or freak out if something sleeps with you tonight.
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Here is the origin ;-)
They kind of ruined it with that ending. I would be creepier if "it" just lied there!
But yeah, that "thing" is freaky looking
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They kind of ruined it with that ending. I would be creepier if "it" just lied there!
But yeah, that "thing" is freaky looking
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Why was the thing laying there in the first place? Why couldn't creepy things just leave us normal people alone? Well, not normal...more like human because I know most of us OTers are FAR from normal.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
Don't know! Maybe we humans should creep them out by sleeping in their beds.
"OOOMG, Lisa! something is in my bed... i...i-i think it's a... human! Call the cops!"
Not afraid of the dark
Yes. Very.
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No , I have a 100 lb German Sheppard.
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Yes I am.
To be honest.
I still to this day sleep with the TV on and turn on the auto off feature on it. Lol
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To heavy XDA consumption; aftereffects :D

So my dad asked, or rather yelled at me; SON, WHEN THE F*#& WILL YOU GET YOURSELF A JOB, YOU'RE QUALIFIED ENOUGH, GOD DAMNIT!!
And I said; Dad, never ask for ETA...now I'm kinda grounded the turkish way
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And I said; Dad, never ask for ETA...now I'm kinda grounded the turkish way
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Genuinely laughed out loud at that one!
Now get off your lazy arse and get a job!
CHORUS
Get a haircut and get a real job,
Clean your act up and don't be a slob,
Get it together like your big brother Bob,
Why don't you, get a haircut, and get a real job!
"Haircut", George Thorogood and the Destroyers.
Kinda like when I tell the missus....
"cool story bro..."
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
trololololololololololo...
... ah, what is the turkish way to be grounded?
oradul said:
... ah, what is the turkish way to be grounded?
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I'm curious about that too.
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conantroutman said:
Kinda like when I tell the missus....
"cool story bro..."
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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Last time I told that you your missus, she made me sleep on the couch.
Tolololololololol
Get off of your bum and hop on the trolly and find your a job.
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deedscreen said:
Get off of your bum and hop on the trolly and find your a job.
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EDIT: lol, I'm not even British!
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cajunflavoredbob said:
Last time I told that you your missus, she made me sleep on the couch.
Tolololololololol
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oradul said:
... ah, what is the turkish way to be grounded?
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My Dad won't talk to me any word until I do something to calm the waves...that's not so funny as it sounds like =(
btw excuse my grammar and my english at all. I must sound like a drunken hobo on meth.
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nitrous² said:
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btw excuse my grammar and my english at all. I must sound like a drunken hobo on meth.
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That's actually better than we're used to around here. Your Father should be proud!
Not everybody can be a drunken hobo on meth. Still, it's something for me to aspire to!
So, here's a brief statement, why I'd rather be grounded the usual way instead of beeing grounded the turkish way.
In our family, there are ONLY 2 reasons, for that you have to live and fight everyday. These are Honor and religion. We take this very serious. And now imagine, somebody offends your honor...I know it's hard to picture for someone who's not living like this, so just try to understand and if you don't...ignore it ^^
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Things that irritate so infinitely!

A thread where the purpose is to post things that irritates you so infinitely! It could be anything right now or something that are going to happend/have happend.
This can be EVERYTHING.
So I'm going to start.
I'm so irritated that I just made a bulk in my brand new PC motherboard!!
Click here to see the photo
I accidently dropped my flashlight on top of it And the shiny make sure you can see it from the moon..
Now it's your turn to tell us what irritates you!
Things that irritate me are useless threads. There's too many of them lately.
Things that irritate me are useless posts. There's too many of them lately.
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Should be able to use a screwdriver to pop that top shim off, hammer/roll it out, then re-epoxy it back down. The heatsinks look (and work) better without the marketing garbage, anyway
But yes, that would sh*t me to tears
People that post insanely large pictures in threads irritate me.
People that complain about large pictures irritate me.
TravisBean said:
People that complain about large pictures irritate me.
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People that complain about people that complain about large pictures irritate me.
my cousin's loud voice irritatates me. and people who hate to share their stuffs and food then sometimes will ask food from you or just get them at the fridge without asking permission.
Sore throat for 5 days now and first NOW I'm getting flue and ****! Ffs.
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You: so what irritates you?
Me: I F!&£ING HATE TROLLS!
Yeah, I reallly realllllly hate trolls........
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Dust under my digitizer.
wilbso said:
You: so what irritates you?
Me: I F!&£ING HATE TROLLS!
Yeah, I reallly realllllly hate trolls........
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jaszek said:
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Ya, I actually meant to put the lllllllllll
Fail......
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wilbso said:
Ya, I actually meant to put the lllllllllll
Fail......
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And you would you read that. El, el, el, el, el, el, el, el?
If the icons on my homescreen aren't all the same size.
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That no one wants to buy my PC hardware stuffs.. I don't want it on my room
Have only been advertising for 1 day.. hopefully someone will buy soon.
Like whores on facebook..... damn annoying....
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Thread titles of "[Q]" or "Help" and that asshole that keeps spamming the online sports streaming.
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If the icons on my homescreen aren't all the same size.
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THIS.
People that (you know who you are) put down New Jersey....
Meh.... From my Amaze 4G

Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream?

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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WiredPirate said:
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!
Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
The powers that be are closing this thread.

Is this a fail or what?

So, today I was at my friends birthday party. I noticed this girl was on me, she was trying to get me. I'm like yuusshh. BUT when she actually get open for me to dance with her, I wimp out. Main reason was a head ache and my legs were tired. So like I'm daaamnn. So we keep talking and then when she leaves I forgot to ask her for her name and phone #.
alphadog32 said:
So, today I was at my friends birthday party. I noticed this girl was on me, she was trying to get me. I'm like yuusshh. BUT when she actually get open for me to dance with her, I wimp out. Main reason was a head ache and my legs were tired. So like I'm daaamnn. So we keep talking and then when she leaves I forgot to ask her for her name and phone #.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're a loser.
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OP should've peacocked.
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OP should've peacocked.
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Haaahaahaa xD
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Because of a headache?! You're full of... excrement..
You somehow managed to cockblock yourself.. yes that is a fail...
Looool
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ALPHAdog? More like a b**** (female dog)
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Mistake the first - you punked out.
Mistake the second - you came here to talk about it.
Mistake the third - who cares what her name is? Just get the number...
Cockblocked yourself OP. Haha.
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You just did your own funeral ...kinda
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Epic fail!
alphadog32 said:
So, today I was at my friends birthday party. I noticed this girl was on me, she was trying to get me. I'm like yuusshh. BUT when she actually get open for me to dance with her, I wimp out. Main reason was a head ache and my legs were tired. So like I'm daaamnn. So we keep talking and then when she leaves I forgot to ask her for her name and phone #.
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Dont worry my autocockblocking friend, if you fail with one find another one, plenty girls in the world u know
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xDDD Thread makes me laugh
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You, sir, are clearly a master. Sounding like a woman and everything. "Sorry, honey, I've got a headache."
I just wanted to revive this old thread! Yay, i did it!!
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I just wanted to revive this old thread! Yay, i did it!!
||I'm just a PM away for help||
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LOL, describe her to ur friend & find out ! like in a movie
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He's not even a troll. He's just a noob
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I recognise that pic my fellow muffin-pledge

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