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A formal apology

I created this post as a way to extend a formal apology for my attitude here on XDA. I've been a member for several years without a single issue. In recent months, I've been dealing with a great deal of stress in my personal life, which was affecting my overall attitude and the way I was interacting with family, friends, and with people on XDA.
As a result, I recieved a ban on XDA for approx two weeks. I really love XDA, and spend a great deal of my spare time on here helping others in need. (needless to say, I was going crazy without my daily fix of XDA). My long-term goal was to work my way to becoming a MOD, and am hoping my ban didn't jeopordized my chances, and am willing to do whatever it takes. Either way, I would like to say I'm Sorry for the way I conducted myself here on XDA.
I really enjoy XDA, and the community behind it. Collectively, I consider this place as an extended part of my family, and look forward to many years to come. Thank you for taking the time to read this thread.
Sincerely,
Danny W.
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I am sorry for being such a prick but I tried my hardest not to post this pic. Please don't get offended by it

ericute said:
I am sorry for being such a prick but I tried my hardest not to post this pic. Please don't get offended by it
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No offense taken. Now, if you posted a pic of Justin Beiber, that would be a different story.
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PeartFan40 said:
No offense taken. Now, if you posted a pic of Justin Beiber, that would be a different story.
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Lol.
It's cool man.All of us here(or most of us anyway) may be smartphone- and tech-loving geeks,but hey,we're still human for Christ's sake.I too have been a prick,I've helped people,I've insulted people and I've had some great laughs around here.So what?That's what a community is for.As long as you don't start saying how your dog ate your paper in a development thread,you should be ok around here.Unless you have some extreme behavior that is...

I don't know you and i don't know the circumstances of the infraction, but i know a sincere apology when i see one, and as said above, everybody screws up and most deserve a second chance.
I hope that the issues you were having have been resolved and i, for my part, wish you all the best!

Thanks guys!
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....sorry.. :/

cave. said:
....sorry.. :/
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I just got Beibered. WTF...
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nice
thank you

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
He's been beibered, that's punishment enough for any offence.
I'm sure nobody holds a grudge here man.
Best of luck with the mod application.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......

conantroutman said:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
He's been beibered, that's punishment enough for any offence.
I'm sure nobody holds a grudge here man.
Best of luck with the mod application.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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LOL! Yeah, any offense by me in the past should be forgiven now that I've been Beibered! Thanks for the good wishes man.
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How to know if a girl likes you.

Ok this may be stupid but does anyone has an idea on how to figure out how a girl likes them?(please no flaming) (to make it clearer as FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS/RELAtionship liking) not like a best friend or as a brother like
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Hi Alan!

Alan's back!!!

Try asking them.
Never works.
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They grab me by the arm and lead me into their bedroom.

Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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Sensation-al! said:
Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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You obviously don't understand the principle of "off-topic". This is a forum where you can discuss literally anything that doesn't break the forum rules. If you want phone related stuff then step away from the off-topic.

Here he is... While things were starting to become quiet .... Welcome Alan
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If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.

RinZo said:
If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.
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And you should always part your hair on the left.

Archer said:
And you should always part your hair on the left.
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Good to know my mom always had my back.

RinZo said:
Good to know my mom always had my back.
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It was her that told me

Archer said:
It was her that told me
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Are you my dad??

she starts to stare at ure penis!

Only one way to know for sure...or at least its better to crash and burn than to never fly at all. Yea that's all I got on that one.
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RinZo said:
Are you my dad??
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The only way to know for sure is to ask her. Other than that i would say is if she is "looking" for you. Does she text you if you dont text her first? does she ask about you? If you work together, does she text you saying that they all missed you at work if you didnt show up one day?
Wishing you all the best buddy. Take it easy, take it slow, and let your brothers here at xda know whats going on.

Hard to know dude, there are girls that are all over you all nice and practically glued to you and they dont like that way
And there are gilrs who treat you like CRAP,seem to hate your guts, poop ib your food and kill your dog and thats the one that really loves you
Girls are not meant to be understood, so just ask when your gut tells you to
Like the guy a few posts back said its better to try and fail than live forever wondering
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she will touch your swimsuit area.

Ask her out to do something that almost sounds like a date. The zoo. A movie. Try to kiss/touch her. If she doesn't pull away. You are good. But don't f&&& it up once you know. Let her go at her own pace. But do suggest stuff like watching a movie at your place or swimming with just her or her and one of her gfs that can conveniently go home or be part of the fun.
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Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream?

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!

jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"

shanman-2 said:
Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol

I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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WiredPirate said:
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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85gallon said:
Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.

Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...

shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!

Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

The powers that be are closing this thread.

Thought this was about phones?

I am sending from my husband's acct and just wondering how this place has turned into a dating / cheating forum. I found a member sending my husband pictures and emails.... How do we fix this?
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wileout said:
How do we fix this?
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A marriage counselor?

sounds like he's in big trouble

Throw away the computer and key his car.
And I told him to delete my pictures...

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... I don't think it's the sites fault you got a cheating husband lady so don't bring the crap here take it to your old man you two need to have a long sit down
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Yeah, just because your husband is a sleazebag doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the forum.

Illnevertell said:
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... I don't think it's the sites fault you got a cheating husband lady so don't bring the crap here take it to your old man you two need to have a long sit down
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My thoughts exactly. This has nothing to do with XDA.

Sitting back munching on popcorn this should be good :beer:
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I didn't know this site had a lot of females well I hope it was a female sending him pictures.

she finally got his account

Good job playing that off guys, she'll never realize this is actually a cheating forum disguised as a smartphone forum.
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I don't know how to "fix" your problem, but a public forum is not the place for such discussion.
Thread closed.

wileout said:
I am sending from my husband's acct and just wondering how this place has turned into a dating / cheating forum. I found a member sending my husband pictures and emails.... How do we fix this?
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What, there are girls on this site!!
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think! XDA, mobile wisdom, not a n00b feeding ground!!

Fallen Spartan said:
What, there are girls on this site!!
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think! XDA, mobile wisdom, not a n00b feeding ground!!
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Never said it was a female...if ya know what I mean.
LMAO

overground said:
Never said it was a female...if ya know what I mean.
LMAO
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Or human....
:cyclops:

This is the best thread evah!!!!!!1111!!11oneleven9000
IB4L btw....
Also....OP may be teh biggest troll here unless CTM has a twin brother

egzthunder1 said:
Or human....
:cyclops:
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Or alive
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I heard there was a sexy scandal....
I got here as quickly as I could.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
I heard there was a sexy scandal....
I got here as quickly as I could.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I brought the drinks. :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

Is this a fail or what?

So, today I was at my friends birthday party. I noticed this girl was on me, she was trying to get me. I'm like yuusshh. BUT when she actually get open for me to dance with her, I wimp out. Main reason was a head ache and my legs were tired. So like I'm daaamnn. So we keep talking and then when she leaves I forgot to ask her for her name and phone #.

alphadog32 said:
So, today I was at my friends birthday party. I noticed this girl was on me, she was trying to get me. I'm like yuusshh. BUT when she actually get open for me to dance with her, I wimp out. Main reason was a head ache and my legs were tired. So like I'm daaamnn. So we keep talking and then when she leaves I forgot to ask her for her name and phone #.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're a loser.
Sent from your mom.

OP should've peacocked.
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063_XOBX said:
OP should've peacocked.
Sent from my Nobody Cares.
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Haaahaahaa xD

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Because of a headache?! You're full of... excrement..
You somehow managed to cockblock yourself.. yes that is a fail...

Looool
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ALPHAdog? More like a b**** (female dog)
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Mistake the first - you punked out.
Mistake the second - you came here to talk about it.
Mistake the third - who cares what her name is? Just get the number...

Cockblocked yourself OP. Haha.
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You just did your own funeral ...kinda
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Epic fail!

alphadog32 said:
So, today I was at my friends birthday party. I noticed this girl was on me, she was trying to get me. I'm like yuusshh. BUT when she actually get open for me to dance with her, I wimp out. Main reason was a head ache and my legs were tired. So like I'm daaamnn. So we keep talking and then when she leaves I forgot to ask her for her name and phone #.
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Dont worry my autocockblocking friend, if you fail with one find another one, plenty girls in the world u know
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xDDD Thread makes me laugh
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You, sir, are clearly a master. Sounding like a woman and everything. "Sorry, honey, I've got a headache."

I just wanted to revive this old thread! Yay, i did it!!
||I'm just a PM away for help||

anasdcool71 said:
I just wanted to revive this old thread! Yay, i did it!!
||I'm just a PM away for help||
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LOL, describe her to ur friend & find out ! like in a movie

Tezlastorme said:
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He's not even a troll. He's just a noob
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Tezlastorme said:
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I recognise that pic my fellow muffin-pledge