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------Android BBQ!------

Hey OT´ers
Who´s going to the BBQ?
Meet ya there

I'm not, but I expect pictures. Or there will be blood.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

What happened to the other 2 threads asking this?

http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1233370&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1223165&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=774782&highlight=bbq
I say spam...what say you TRM? .
BTW...I'll be there also

M_T_M said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1233370&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1223165&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=774782&highlight=bbq
I say spam...what say you TRM? .
BTW...I'll be there also
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funny, those were not even the ones I was thinking of. Haha. Yes, Spam I say

I wish i could go
Thread make Dirk sad...
And hungry!

DirkGently1 said:
I wish i could go
Thread make Dirk sad...
And hungry!
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Qft
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conantroutman said:
Qft
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I'm sorry...I'll stop now

M_T_M said:
I'm sorry...I'll stop now
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Remember I can ban you
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

No ban until BBQ is over

conantroutman said:
Remember I can ban you
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Ban party! Everyone get their ban hats on...this is lets see who bans whom first.
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I wonder how that would work at the BBQ...
Imagine, a mod is getting sick of the way an attendee acts and "bans him".
Then the person gets the snot beat out of them, then they get sucked into a micro-black hole.
I'd lol.
Wish I could go, I would enjoy witty conversation with my fellow witty ot members.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

Ill be there with my awesome qr code shirts
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Personally, geographically and financially I would not be able to go, how very unfortunate...
definately a plus for some pictures especially some vids! that would be awesome!!!
to the peeps that are going, have fun! before i change my mind and go raging in ot...
hehe
like my new sig?
- think i deleted the template, oh well
- - if you want something similar you can always pm me...

Who was at the BBQ? Who did you meet?
As the title suggests, post ppl u remember seeing at the BBQ...if u dis not come...you suck...sexual inuendos aside.
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People got to "meet me" and that was their honor

TheRomMistress said:
As the title suggests, post ppl u remember seeing at the BBQ...if u dis not come...you suck...sexual inuendos aside.
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you go?
sounded awesome but might want to change meat to meet in the title, other wise it could also be a innuendo
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MacaronyMax said:
you go?
sounded awesome but might want to change meat to meet in the title, other wise it could also be a innuendo
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shhh, no dont point that out... you will anger her
there was more posts here earlier... but now their gone...

yeah, they were funny posts but they're gone.

To heavy XDA consumption; aftereffects :D

So my dad asked, or rather yelled at me; SON, WHEN THE F*#& WILL YOU GET YOURSELF A JOB, YOU'RE QUALIFIED ENOUGH, GOD DAMNIT!!
And I said; Dad, never ask for ETA...now I'm kinda grounded the turkish way

nitrous² said:
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And I said; Dad, never ask for ETA...now I'm kinda grounded the turkish way
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Genuinely laughed out loud at that one!
Now get off your lazy arse and get a job!

CHORUS
Get a haircut and get a real job,
Clean your act up and don't be a slob,
Get it together like your big brother Bob,
Why don't you, get a haircut, and get a real job!
"Haircut", George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

Kinda like when I tell the missus....
"cool story bro..."
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......

trololololololololololo...

... ah, what is the turkish way to be grounded?

oradul said:
... ah, what is the turkish way to be grounded?
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I'm curious about that too.
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conantroutman said:
Kinda like when I tell the missus....
"cool story bro..."
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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Last time I told that you your missus, she made me sleep on the couch.
Tolololololololol

Get off of your bum and hop on the trolly and find your a job.
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deedscreen said:
Get off of your bum and hop on the trolly and find your a job.
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EDIT: lol, I'm not even British!
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cajunflavoredbob said:
Last time I told that you your missus, she made me sleep on the couch.
Tolololololololol
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oradul said:
... ah, what is the turkish way to be grounded?
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My Dad won't talk to me any word until I do something to calm the waves...that's not so funny as it sounds like =(
btw excuse my grammar and my english at all. I must sound like a drunken hobo on meth.
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nitrous² said:
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btw excuse my grammar and my english at all. I must sound like a drunken hobo on meth.
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That's actually better than we're used to around here. Your Father should be proud!
Not everybody can be a drunken hobo on meth. Still, it's something for me to aspire to!

So, here's a brief statement, why I'd rather be grounded the usual way instead of beeing grounded the turkish way.
In our family, there are ONLY 2 reasons, for that you have to live and fight everyday. These are Honor and religion. We take this very serious. And now imagine, somebody offends your honor...I know it's hard to picture for someone who's not living like this, so just try to understand and if you don't...ignore it ^^
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How to know if a girl likes you.

Ok this may be stupid but does anyone has an idea on how to figure out how a girl likes them?(please no flaming) (to make it clearer as FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS/RELAtionship liking) not like a best friend or as a brother like
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Hi Alan!

Alan's back!!!

Try asking them.
Never works.
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They grab me by the arm and lead me into their bedroom.

Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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Sensation-al! said:
Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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You obviously don't understand the principle of "off-topic". This is a forum where you can discuss literally anything that doesn't break the forum rules. If you want phone related stuff then step away from the off-topic.

Here he is... While things were starting to become quiet .... Welcome Alan
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If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.

RinZo said:
If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.
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And you should always part your hair on the left.

Archer said:
And you should always part your hair on the left.
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Good to know my mom always had my back.

RinZo said:
Good to know my mom always had my back.
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It was her that told me

Archer said:
It was her that told me
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Are you my dad??

she starts to stare at ure penis!

Only one way to know for sure...or at least its better to crash and burn than to never fly at all. Yea that's all I got on that one.
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RinZo said:
Are you my dad??
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The only way to know for sure is to ask her. Other than that i would say is if she is "looking" for you. Does she text you if you dont text her first? does she ask about you? If you work together, does she text you saying that they all missed you at work if you didnt show up one day?
Wishing you all the best buddy. Take it easy, take it slow, and let your brothers here at xda know whats going on.

Hard to know dude, there are girls that are all over you all nice and practically glued to you and they dont like that way
And there are gilrs who treat you like CRAP,seem to hate your guts, poop ib your food and kill your dog and thats the one that really loves you
Girls are not meant to be understood, so just ask when your gut tells you to
Like the guy a few posts back said its better to try and fail than live forever wondering
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she will touch your swimsuit area.

Ask her out to do something that almost sounds like a date. The zoo. A movie. Try to kiss/touch her. If she doesn't pull away. You are good. But don't f&&& it up once you know. Let her go at her own pace. But do suggest stuff like watching a movie at your place or swimming with just her or her and one of her gfs that can conveniently go home or be part of the fun.
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Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream?

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!

jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"

shanman-2 said:
Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol

I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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WiredPirate said:
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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85gallon said:
Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.

Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...

shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!

Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

The powers that be are closing this thread.

Thought this was about phones?

I am sending from my husband's acct and just wondering how this place has turned into a dating / cheating forum. I found a member sending my husband pictures and emails.... How do we fix this?
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wileout said:
How do we fix this?
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A marriage counselor?

sounds like he's in big trouble

Throw away the computer and key his car.
And I told him to delete my pictures...

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... I don't think it's the sites fault you got a cheating husband lady so don't bring the crap here take it to your old man you two need to have a long sit down
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Yeah, just because your husband is a sleazebag doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the forum.

Illnevertell said:
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... I don't think it's the sites fault you got a cheating husband lady so don't bring the crap here take it to your old man you two need to have a long sit down
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My thoughts exactly. This has nothing to do with XDA.

Sitting back munching on popcorn this should be good :beer:
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I didn't know this site had a lot of females well I hope it was a female sending him pictures.

she finally got his account

Good job playing that off guys, she'll never realize this is actually a cheating forum disguised as a smartphone forum.
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I don't know how to "fix" your problem, but a public forum is not the place for such discussion.
Thread closed.

wileout said:
I am sending from my husband's acct and just wondering how this place has turned into a dating / cheating forum. I found a member sending my husband pictures and emails.... How do we fix this?
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What, there are girls on this site!!
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think! XDA, mobile wisdom, not a n00b feeding ground!!

Fallen Spartan said:
What, there are girls on this site!!
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think! XDA, mobile wisdom, not a n00b feeding ground!!
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Never said it was a female...if ya know what I mean.
LMAO

overground said:
Never said it was a female...if ya know what I mean.
LMAO
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Or human....
:cyclops:

This is the best thread evah!!!!!!1111!!11oneleven9000
IB4L btw....
Also....OP may be teh biggest troll here unless CTM has a twin brother

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Or human....
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Or alive
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I heard there was a sexy scandal....
I got here as quickly as I could.
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conantroutman said:
I heard there was a sexy scandal....
I got here as quickly as I could.
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I brought the drinks. :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer: