Happy national sea monkey day everyone! - Off-topic

National sea monkey day is in a little less than 2 days. I figured to myself, why celebrate then?.... When we can celebrate today!
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What's wrong with you Llama!!???
And yet another, pointless thread!!

I know! But, pointless threads are my thing. Gotta love em'!

Some days I just wonder why are you on my "friends" list
But then I realized that below the fur....you are ok

Lol
You know, I'm only pointless in the off-topic thread

Loved me some sea monkeys - was always fun "training" them. -_-

WOW just WOW

Diamond_dawg said:
WODoes this mean we can celebrate now! I'm so excited!!!! YAYAYAYA!
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Yes, but it's only national sea monkey day, no need to get TOO excited.
Everyone, have a great holiday!

How lame can some ppl be????

IDK, maybe their should be a contest... I think the word your looking for though would be more on the random lines

PurpleSmurfLlama said:
IDK, maybe their should be a contest... I think the word your looking for though would be more on the random lines
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Your topics are really lame....did a purple Llama eat your brain?

Quite possibly... I don't know for sure though

I got an aye on you
You are so close to become a spammer

I did get a thread taken off for supposedly being "SPAM", sheesh. I also was warned to take a picture off of my signature.... The upper-levels don't like me

PurpleSmurfLlama said:
I did get a thread taken off for supposedly being "SPAM", sheesh. I also was warned to take a picture off of my signature.... The upper-levels don't like me
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i think your running out of time here

what's a sea monkey?

I believe it's a shrimp....

I guess it's one way to get your post count up...
like mine.

yeah they're like retarded shrimp or something
but they can be trained

I don't know, why I was imagining a monkey in a scuber suit under water lol
Happy sea monkey day!!!!!!!!!!!

Related

HFWTFZOMG!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
gthing said:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
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First of all, obviously fake. No way it's for real, so it's kinda useless, whoever that girl is is ugly though. However, look at the users of that forum...
"REP YOU ON RECHARGE"
"YOU FRAUDIN BRAH?"
"HAI GUISE"
etcetcetc
Great user base, the phrase "get a life" comes to mind when I see people typing like they're on 4chan, aka the armpit of the internet.
Gotta agree, that's one dog ugly girl
Holy cow!!
She´s so ugly......... I prefered not to entered to this thread and see that.......but curiosity....
OMFG!!! how did you even come by that thread
Oh God if you will do this...
Think twice before give it life and sent it to the earth!!!
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The mouse is scare GOD you will make it cry!!!
Well thank you for that.
I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks alot.
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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4 or 5? Are u kidding me? That have to be at least 10. 1000 x OFMG.
GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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lol 4 o 5 ... plus couple of joints and some mushrooms ... and i don't think so even then.
hahaha but that is still one ugly picture (girl and car)7
she must give good H(#d
Well, I skipped later in the thread and yeah, he was "straight fraudin lulz" as he put it. That forum may be just as bad as 4chan, but I won't stick around to find out.

Oh dear...

After Gizmodo posted some articles about some of the most searched phrases on Google, I thought I would try some to see if I could find any dumb searches people were making.
I almost fell out of my chair and died after I saw this...
Almost 62 MILLION TIMES!!!!
And the second most searched... IS EUROPE IN ENGLAND!!!!
What is wrong with people?!?!??!
Wow!!
I can´t believe it!
No words...
LOL
How can people be so ignorant about the world in which they live?
Dur, I was always telled that you was a peein' when you went to the terlet. I been dare doin' my thang and some feller would come up and say, "Hey Looks Like European!"
JimmyMcGee said:
Dur, I was always telled that you was a peein' when you went to the terlet. I been dare doin' my thang and some feller would come up and say, "Hey Looks Like European!"
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I'm not going to even try to guess what you're saying...
(and I'm from Texas...)
A lot of people never went to high school
JimmyMcGee said:
Dur, I was always telled that you was a peein' when you went to the terlet. I been dare doin' my thang and some feller would come up and say, "Hey Looks Like European!"
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ROFL, well i understood it very well , lets see if you guyz can get it
JimmyMcGee said:
Dur, I was always telled that you was a peein' when you went to the terlet. I been dare doin' my thang and some feller would come up and say, "Hey Looks Like European!"
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lol yeah another getter very good play on words
stylez said:
lol yeah another getter very good play on words
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I just got it!
That's kind of a weird thing to say... (even though it's a joke, why would someone see you urinating )
folks, but realy, is europe in england?
Maybe they were all wondering about the band?
I always heard stories that there was land on the other side of the ocean, even tall tales that there were people there. But I never really believed the tales wre true.
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Does Voice command just hate me ?

Just wondering how youd rate speed/accuracy for voice dialing.
I find it absolutely abysmal.
Its never accurate , it RARELY includes the people # source I want , even if its a list of them. Its also ridiculously slow.
Im coming over from PPC so Im used to VC being much faster and accurate.
Could it be my utterly masculine voice being hard to "hear" for it ?
I can't even get close to making it understand numbers, but can call contacts by name.
It doesn't understand steriod abused voices like your's or arnold's. So yes it hates you
With a title like this do you really expect a real answer.
Yo I'm back b!tches
Yo supreme, you see we got a thread closed and I was only up from my nap for just a few minutes
Hell yea. I was bout to say something on there then was like dam. Seems like the mod got a kick out of it, along with everyone else. Execpt for the one guy that pointed the finger.
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I have seen a slow down of really stupid ?s in the post week though

			
				
That finger pointing was so not right
I'm just gonna start writing with pictures

			
				
Nice, that is a perfect pic for each thread we get on, too bad it ain't gonna be tonight, codani has been quiet and I got some **** I wanna do, it's Friday night and I'm feeling right, the party's here on the east side
Had to throw in some old school montell jordan
Time for the ****, shower and shave
Codini is around. I was just talkin to him on pm. Need to tell him to join in.
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LMFAO lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. u guys are dicks but its funny.
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LMFAO lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. u guys are dicks but its funny.
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Thank you thank you. I would like to thank all the lil people that allowed this to happen.
Damn I been missin out onn this one. Those are classic preme haha. And to the snitch, you best not start any threads as they will become ours.

Random avatar thread

Okay, so the time has come for me to get a new avatar. Some newb recently started using the same pic as me and serious cat is NOT amused! I, on the other hand, don't mind.
However, I've now decided that it's time for a change, so the question is, "I can has new cat face?"
Basically, it's the random image thread but it's for avatars, and I'm gonna use my favourite one that you lot post, cos I'm too lazy to scour the interwebs for mine own.
PS. It doesn't have to be a cat.
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M_T_M said:
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My avatar on a different forum.
Obvious JCM's Avatar is obvious........
It will be a sad day to see that one disapear......
That avatar has been like an XDA landmark for me since I joined "back in the day".
Who is this n00b? point him out and I'll slip the admins a few boiled sweets to make him "disapear"......
You can always take Cap'n Pancakes off my hands if you want.....
M_T_M said:
The Jewish Children's Museum has an avatar?
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TA-DA.................
conantroutman said:
TA-DA.................
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I sincerely think I'd be a fool to continue looking!
conantroutman said:
Obvious JCM's Avatar is obvious........
It will be a sad day to see that one disapear......
That avatar has been like an XDA landmark for me since I joined "back in the day".
Who is this n00b? point him out and I'll slip the admins a few boiled sweets to make him "disapear"......
You can always take Cap'n Pancakes off my hands if you want.....
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Check him out - bold as brass!
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=14304632&postcount=11

			
				
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Well, he's going. It's a sad day, but serious cat will live on. I'm posting him simultaneously on here, G+, Facebook and Twitter so that all shall see his splendour.
Live well & live long, serious cat.
Farewell serious cat.........
You will be missed

			
				
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Kiboe said:
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Hey, how about this. Inspired by M_T_M. Well not him obviously but by his 'Huh?' pic. Anybody recognise it?:

Ebooks for your Android devices

What Ebooks you want to download on your Android device?
Already have the next Terry Pratchett Discworld book on pre-order. (Kindle Edition for my phone, of course!)
iirc it's a City Watch story, which are the best ones.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse.And Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is on holiday in the pleasant and innocent countryside, but not for him a mere body in the wardrobe. There are many, many bodies and an ancient crime more terrible than murder.He is out of his jurisdiction, out of his depth, out of bacon sandwiches, and occasionally snookered and out of his mind, but never out of guile. Where there is a crime there must be a finding, there must be a chase and there must be a punishment. They say that in the end all sins are forgiven.But not quite all... "
I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?
DirkGently1 said:
Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?
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Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Lol, i'm too soft to moderate...
This is me:
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This is what i'd need to be:
..and i'd need the arm strength for this:
..or this:
Boy kills man. Amazing book. <3.
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I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?
johncmolyneux said:
I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?
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I have the pop up version. Bit messy though.....
Dirk, I can assure you that after witnessing some of the absolute fail that permeates this place the hulk would be no match for you. (And that's just OT )
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

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