After Gizmodo posted some articles about some of the most searched phrases on Google, I thought I would try some to see if I could find any dumb searches people were making.
I almost fell out of my chair and died after I saw this...
Almost 62 MILLION TIMES!!!!
And the second most searched... IS EUROPE IN ENGLAND!!!!
What is wrong with people?!?!??!
Wow!!
I can´t believe it!
No words...
LOL
How can people be so ignorant about the world in which they live?
Dur, I was always telled that you was a peein' when you went to the terlet. I been dare doin' my thang and some feller would come up and say, "Hey Looks Like European!"
JimmyMcGee said:
Dur, I was always telled that you was a peein' when you went to the terlet. I been dare doin' my thang and some feller would come up and say, "Hey Looks Like European!"
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I'm not going to even try to guess what you're saying...
(and I'm from Texas...)
A lot of people never went to high school
JimmyMcGee said:
Dur, I was always telled that you was a peein' when you went to the terlet. I been dare doin' my thang and some feller would come up and say, "Hey Looks Like European!"
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ROFL, well i understood it very well , lets see if you guyz can get it
JimmyMcGee said:
Dur, I was always telled that you was a peein' when you went to the terlet. I been dare doin' my thang and some feller would come up and say, "Hey Looks Like European!"
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lol yeah another getter very good play on words
stylez said:
lol yeah another getter very good play on words
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I just got it!
That's kind of a weird thing to say... (even though it's a joke, why would someone see you urinating )
folks, but realy, is europe in england?
Maybe they were all wondering about the band?
I always heard stories that there was land on the other side of the ocean, even tall tales that there were people there. But I never really believed the tales wre true.
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
gthing said:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
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First of all, obviously fake. No way it's for real, so it's kinda useless, whoever that girl is is ugly though. However, look at the users of that forum...
"REP YOU ON RECHARGE"
"YOU FRAUDIN BRAH?"
"HAI GUISE"
etcetcetc
Great user base, the phrase "get a life" comes to mind when I see people typing like they're on 4chan, aka the armpit of the internet.
Gotta agree, that's one dog ugly girl
Holy cow!!
She´s so ugly......... I prefered not to entered to this thread and see that.......but curiosity....
OMFG!!! how did you even come by that thread
Oh God if you will do this...
Think twice before give it life and sent it to the earth!!!
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The mouse is scare GOD you will make it cry!!!
Well thank you for that.
I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks alot.
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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4 or 5? Are u kidding me? That have to be at least 10. 1000 x OFMG.
GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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lol 4 o 5 ... plus couple of joints and some mushrooms ... and i don't think so even then.
hahaha but that is still one ugly picture (girl and car)7
she must give good H(#d
Well, I skipped later in the thread and yeah, he was "straight fraudin lulz" as he put it. That forum may be just as bad as 4chan, but I won't stick around to find out.
everyday this show "Maury" showing the same garbage!
it always "i slept with your bestfriend", "i slept with your mother", "are you the father of my child?"
y is TV station still airing this crap?? and y is retarded advertisers still buying comericals on this crappy show? wait, they're retarded! haha
Thank God I don´t have that TV show in my country!!
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Well now, let's see. That makes you a woman and you slept with my best friend and my mother.
So WHAT, are you saying ................... my mother is a lesbian!!!!??
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Freaking news to me anyway! I just thought it was a waxing problem.
Mike
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
ilMessia said:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Not my Salma!!!!!! I'll never be able to look at her the same way again!
Damn you Internets!!!!!
Are you all blind!!!!?
Have you not noticed how well versed this poster is of Mr. Povich? Aaaahh...as the greatest man who ever lived said 'Let he who is a retard throw the first stone.'...
What!? What!!!? Don't act so shocked!! You know if she really looked like that all us--err YOU bunch of perverts would need would be a paper bag and some cream who-whip!
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Not my Salma!!!!!! I'll never be able to look at her the same way again!
Damn you Internets!!!!!
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Must agree with you mate
But is not your Salma, it´s mine!
She was born in very close to the place I live!, so have seen her around!
orb3000 said:
Must agree with you mate
But is not your Salma, it´s mine!
She was born in very close to the place I live!, so have seen her around!
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That must have been before her many, many many, many many many, many many, many surgeri-Oh MY GOD! What the F is that!!!
telegraph0000 said:
That must have been before her many, many many, many many many, many many, many surgeri-Oh MY GOD! What the F is that!!!
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LOL
I bet you this one is uglier....
Just wait until I get to work so I can truly respond...Baraka's sexy!!!
(Mortal Kombat)
National sea monkey day is in a little less than 2 days. I figured to myself, why celebrate then?.... When we can celebrate today!
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Get your sig pic below!
What's wrong with you Llama!!???
And yet another, pointless thread!!
I know! But, pointless threads are my thing. Gotta love em'!
Some days I just wonder why are you on my "friends" list
But then I realized that below the fur....you are ok
Lol
You know, I'm only pointless in the off-topic thread
Loved me some sea monkeys - was always fun "training" them. -_-
WOW just WOW
Diamond_dawg said:
WODoes this mean we can celebrate now! I'm so excited!!!! YAYAYAYA!
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Yes, but it's only national sea monkey day, no need to get TOO excited.
Everyone, have a great holiday!
How lame can some ppl be????
IDK, maybe their should be a contest... I think the word your looking for though would be more on the random lines
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
IDK, maybe their should be a contest... I think the word your looking for though would be more on the random lines
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Your topics are really lame....did a purple Llama eat your brain?
Quite possibly... I don't know for sure though
I got an aye on you
You are so close to become a spammer
I did get a thread taken off for supposedly being "SPAM", sheesh. I also was warned to take a picture off of my signature.... The upper-levels don't like me
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
I did get a thread taken off for supposedly being "SPAM", sheesh. I also was warned to take a picture off of my signature.... The upper-levels don't like me
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i think your running out of time here
what's a sea monkey?
I believe it's a shrimp....
I guess it's one way to get your post count up...
like mine.
yeah they're like retarded shrimp or something
but they can be trained
I don't know, why I was imagining a monkey in a scuber suit under water lol
Happy sea monkey day!!!!!!!!!!!
(not from here mind you)
found this posted online, thought it was funny,enjoy
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Precious....
good day.
Dumbest Forum Post ever ? ...
id say its a combination of the last 4 u just made ...
souljaboy said:
Dumbest Forum Post ever ? ...
id say its a combination of the last 4 u just made ...
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Bahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha...touche
Muhahahahaaa...lol
cool story brah.
my vids better than urs ; elephants playing the most serious truth or dare game ever ... u can guess witch one the fella went with
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my vids better than urs ; elephants playing the most serious truth or dare game ever ... u can guess witch one the fella went with
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh MY GOD!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! HAHA!!! HA!
Seriously though, thats gross.
ewwww............ but LOL at [OP]
aha just been to the failblog found this, in google put (dont click search)
is it wrong
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then see what comes up hahaha there are some sick people out there
souljaboy said:
my vids better than urs ; elephants playing the most serious truth or dare game ever ... u can guess witch one the fella went with
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He just wanted some fresh and moist grass fellows....geesh! The nerve of some of you!!
M_T_M said:
He just wanted some fresh and moist grass fellows....geesh! The nerve of some of you!!
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hahaha maybe not so fresh
i dont even wanna know what was the truth he didnt wanna tell
must of been REALLY intimidating
Just found this comment which was posted on some iPad-article:
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I had to laugh when I read this!
Since it's German, I'll try to roughly translate it:
Slowly, this is no longer funny.
My son has (better say 'had') an iPhone and was happy with it (although after the firmware update, it was somehow totally slow, but I don't know much about such things).
But after he was flamed several times in the school and was recently beat up by a group of (as he said) Android rowdies, he wants to give it up and in the meantime switched back to his old Nokia.
Now he wants an Android phone and I can flog the iPhone on Ebay. Realy great!
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I lol'd.. Android Rowdies... new type of clique violence in schools now I guess then!
Thanks for the translation!
haha
................
Too bad here in the city more people use iCraps. I think I need a special skin that makes my N1 look like an iPhone, so I don't get beat up by iPhone rowdies.
Haha yeah scary bunch they are don't worry though they wont beat you they think they got an app for that and I think they prefer the term iRowdies haha
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Haha yeah scary bunch they are don't worry though they wont beat you they think they got an app for that and I think they prefer the term iRowdies haha
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iLOLED (lol)
This is just too funny. All the more reason I'm ditching Apple.
jaszek said:
iLOLED (lol)
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aha thanks
wdfowty said:
This is just too funny. All the more reason I'm ditching Apple.
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Haha lol yeah i would, but i reckon i would get no where near as much money as i spent on it though so i keep my apple products as backups
ha thats fanboy-ism gone to an extreme!
Seeing as Stevie treats his customers like ****, it seems only natural to treat apple customers like ****. Lolz
Android army ftw.. violence is bad though.
Sent from an HD2 running Froyo