Open Source is the best. - Off-topic

My computer is a dualboot of Wincrap XP and Ubuntu 10.04, but my Ubuntu is taking up precious HDD space that I need now, and it's kinda the family computer so I can't go full Ubuntu. My solution? Remove Ubuntu. I went to the Ubuntu forums for some help on restoring the WinXP bootloader, and within minutes got my solution. Suck on that, closed-source "tech support." Linux is a beautiful thing.

I'm a beautiful person. All the girls love me.

Original Android <3ers! said:
I'm a beautiful person. All the girls love me.
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Dude, I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. Can't keep 'em off me. I may make a sign that says "HEY! I'm taken!" and just wear it around my neck all the time.

guitargler said:
Dude, I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. Can't keep 'em off me. I may make a sign that says "HEY! I'm taken!" and just wear it around my neck all the time.
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Aww darn! I'M NOT TAKEN! LMAOO! It's it greaat to be good looking man?! Oh gosh.
Well. My ear hurts (checked with the doctor, no infection)... milk or oj?

Depends. Is it.. CHOCOLATE MILK? Because if so, sign me up too

Noo. Just regular milk. My chocolate milk is knock off. I'm watching Pirate's of the Caribbean. It's kinda good. Is it Caribbean or Caribbean?

Ahhh. And yes, good flicks. Not open source though. Speaking of which, I believe the community-accepted pronunciation is Caribbean for most cases, though in certain situations Caribbean works better.
(This off-topic thread shall not become off-off-topic. Only a little. Tee-hee.)
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Just curious...how many chicks in this forum?

My guess this forum consist of 95% guys...could I be wrong? Are we living in a world where only guys buy top of the line phone and want to know how to tweak and upgrade their kaiser?
not Only, just mainly...
RemE said:
not Only, just mainly...
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Exactly!!!
And, if I had my life to live over, I'd find one of those girls and marry her
RemE said:
And, if I had my life to live over, I'd find one of those girls and marry her
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Ironic is it...I'm as geeky as a girl can get, and I have the hardest time finding a guy! The vast majority of you just aren't interested in a girl that is smart, makes a good living, would rather spend the day playing with an XBox than going shopping... but isn't drop-dead gorgeous with a sexy, hot body. I seem to generally attract the loser types that are 40 and still living with their parents.
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Ironic is it...I'm as geeky as a girl can get, and I have the hardest time finding a guy! The vast majority of you just aren't interested in a girl that is smart, makes a good living, would rather spend the day playing with an XBox than going shopping... but isn't drop-dead gorgeous with a sexy, hot body. I seem to generally attract the loser types that are 40 and still living with their parents.
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Join date Oct 2007, and 87 post already.
You have to be a geeky girl,
maryjos said:
Ironic is it...I'm as geeky as a girl can get, and I have the hardest time finding a guy! The vast majority of you just aren't interested in a girl that is smart, makes a good living, would rather spend the day playing with an XBox than going shopping... but isn't drop-dead gorgeous with a sexy, hot body. I seem to generally attract the loser types that are 40 and still living with their parents.
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you'll be suprised.
I am curious as to what a typical (or atypical) Kaiser girl looks like.
BeyondtheTech said:
I am curious as to what a typical (or atypical) Kaiser girl looks like.
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Translation:
PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PLEAAAASSE!!!!
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BeyondtheTech said:
I am curious as to what a typical (or atypical) Kaiser girl looks like.
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LOL digital pimp hard at work!
alltheway said:
LOL digital pimp hard at work!
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Yeah, seriously, you guys are pathetic! Nonetheless, I added a photo to my profile...one of the few decent ones I actually have from when I was wearing contacts (my eyes always seem to eventually start rejecting them and I have to go back to glasses, yuck!)
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Join date Oct 2007, and 87 post already.
You have to be a geeky girl,
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Sad, huh? I work as a freelance programmer (have a popular ecommerce software package that I sell and support), set up my own home network, do a lot of beta testing and reviewing for other people, and so on. Like a fair number of geeks though, I didn't have great social skills growing up, didn't really fit in with girls my age. So always feel like I'm playing catch-up now.
Geez, this wasn't a topic I really expected to get into on here!
Ive recently started to develop a case of yellow fever. That seems to be your best bet if you are looking for nerdy and cute girl. However its a matter of taste, not everyone is into that.
As with all stereotypes, its not true 100% of the time, but its it has been for me so far.
A lot of us geeks got our first real social skills from forums like these.... that's not entirely a good thing, either. lol
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Sad, huh? I work as a freelance programmer (have a popular ecommerce software package that I sell and support), set up my own home network, do a lot of beta testing and reviewing for other people, and so on. Like a fair number of geeks though, I didn't have great social skills growing up, didn't really fit in with girls my age. So always feel like I'm playing catch-up now.
Geez, this wasn't a topic I really expected to get into on here!
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another curiosity...what does your kaiser today screen look like?
Someone with all your post, gotta have a tweaked up phone.
thomassster said:
another curiosity...what does your kaiser today screen look like?
Someone with all your post, gotta have a tweaked up phone.
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Just go look for it over the in the Today Screen thread. I actually posted a few different ones on there and yes, it's seriously tweaked, and quite awesome if I do say so myself.
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A lot of us geeks got our first real social skills from forums like these.... that's not entirely a good thing, either. lol
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You know, that's very true in my case. I've been networking online since the earliest days of the web and even before that on BBS's (anyone remember those?!) I was much more introverted and shy then, these days I am far more confident and articulate in large part due to all the years of throwing myself into the middle of discussions online. And yeah, it's a catch-22 for sure. I do think some guys are intimidated by me, not so much even that I am brainy, but because I do have opinions of my own and will argue for them. Not to the point of being argumentative by any means, and in a real fight I will almost always back down first...but I know I've thrown some guys off because they will make some statement about something political or such, and I'll just come right out with "Oh, I don't agree with that at all." For all that men will talk about wanting someone who is witty and intelligent, etc. I often find that they aren't sure how to handle it when they get it.
To quote my avatar....
"Whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies."
Somehow I got the feeling that the typical Kaiser "chick" didn't look like Sandra Bullock from The Net.
trjons said:
Somehow I got the feeling that the typical Kaiser "chick" didn't look like Sandra Bullock from The Net.
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dayum homie, if i read what you said correctly, that was wrong yo!

O HAI? Apple sux because it let child porno show in an app D:

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Whenever you give users—especially kids—a photo sharing application where they can upload their own photos, you're gonna get some nudity. That's fine, except for the part where I said kids. Now it's bad news for Apple.
We can see how they approved the app, since it's innocent by itself (a photo sharing and uploading app). But when 15 year old girls start uploading topless photos of themselves, like the previously approved and then denied Hottest Girls app, that's when someone needs to take the app off the market.
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thats bad.
But its just a part of larger malaise. We are determined to eradicate it.
mate has got the program on his iPhone, tis a good program, very funny.
he has had it for a week and hasnt been lucky enough to get any 'Adult' pictures yet.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so.... What a lucky guy!!!!
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so.... What a lucky guy!!!!
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i think uv misunderstood the topic
the application for the iphone has child pornography not monly is this stuff sicks it highly illegal
No I didn't!!!!
hehehehehehe
im confused
this means there is picture of children naked on a n iphone app
how is this lucky?
forget it
Forget it dude! forget it...
remenber one more thing please...
The one who searchs... find.
I know a monster that is on every house of this fu*_*n world called--- Internet--- and something even worst!!!! bad dad's!! unresponsible fathers... thats about we must to be aware... not if we let our divece to our children... cellphones never will be on hands of a child!
See winmo too it has a great app with this enhacement!
We sucks Srs not phone platforms! be smart.
Skyfire great with flash videos! as you can see below... MODS Im going to delete this but i need to hold this till this guys keep it on their minds! Thanks.
Oh BTW censored her face please kraize...
Removed the offensive pics!!!!
Wow... that's just disgusting.
You should delete that picture + Que PPC, it is really gross... (and your "joke" wasn't funny either)
Applications like this need to be monitored, and that girl needs to get legal action. To punish her? No, but to show her parents what she is doing, and maybe get her some help. Girls who that do it have problems with their self-image... it is very sad.
I've seen many stories like this, but when I see people doing stuff like this (especially kids/teens drinking, nude, doing drugs) on the news, I still get this sick feeling in my stomach... these kids need help.
Thats the reason i did it derek!
Cause its not funny to get hiden into an app and a fu*_*d thing like the app is the reason for all!
Do whatever you want dudes if a mod bann me for a few days is alright with me. cause my point is solid...
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So... mikey1022... the first post pic isnt offensive? come on dude even thought... her face is shown!
blaming apple for this is like blaming google for letting me do a search for "nude jailbait" or something else equally silly.
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blaming apple for this is like blaming google for letting me do a search for "nude jailbait" or something else equally silly.
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Actually. I was just making fun of apple.. I know it's not their fault, but it's their loss either way.
technology comes with its costs. We should ready to pay for all those pleasures.
This is disgusting and degrading! how can you people call this lucky?! Where is your respect and modesty? Adults are the root of this evil, act your age and promote positive attitudes and influences!!! While sure you could say it is the media blah blah blah, but then again who is the media made up of? adults. This is repulsive.
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This is disgusting and degrading! how can you people call this lucky?! Where is your respect and modesty? Adults are the root of this evil, act your age and promote positive attitudes and influences!!! While sure you could say it is the media blah blah blah, but then again who is the media made up of? adults. This is repulsive.
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Two things... first, nobody "forced" her to take the picture. She knew what she was doing. Everyone has their own choices, and they must take responsablity.
And all adults aren't evil... just adults who act like horny teenagers...
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Two things... first, nobody "forced" her to take the picture. She knew what she was doing. Everyone has their own choices, and they must take responsablity.
And all adults aren't evil... just adults who act like horny teenagers...
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i didnt say all where i said they adults were, in general. And maybe if the girl was raised better she would make smarter/better choices? :O
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i didnt say all where i said they adults were, in general. And maybe if the girl was raised better she would make smarter/better choices? :O
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But just how bad your parents are doesn't mean you should, say, go kill someone. I know plenty of people that have had terrible parents/child hoods and have become great people. I think people are just looking for an excuse for their behavior.
no derek i think shes right
if a person is taught proper morals and have a better upbringing then they dont do this
and it falls to the adults everytime
yes she took the picture
but surely here parnts know about what shes up to?
if they dont then they must be neglectful
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But just how bad your parents are doesn't mean you should, say, go kill someone. I know plenty of people that have had terrible parents/child hoods and have become great people. I think people are just looking for an excuse for their behavior.
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Well that just puts us back at the: either learn the easy way or the hard way. And you're saying that parents/upbring plays little role in how people turn out? sure some have ****ty parents but what about other adults? or other friends that have been raised properly in which the troubled child looks to them for guidance and love.

Get low, grab by their legs, and lift.

Good idea?
Not lift but push forward while lifting, it will unbalance them and make it easier for you to get them on the ground.
And don't go too low, you'll get a knee in the face.
Or doorstep them
So this kid pushed me at the weight room today. He's like, my size and another half of me on top. He was in my face but looking down at me. I was trying to stay calm so I did nothing until he pushed me and I pushed him back and then my friend stepped in. It was good bro. He's annoying he wants me to leave the team but I will never do anything to make him happy. I will tackle him tomorrow at practice and show him who I am.
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So this kid pushed me at the weight room today. He's like, my size and another half of me on top. He was in my face but looking down at me. I was trying to stay calm so I did nothing until he pushed me and I pushed him back and then my friend stepped in. It was good bro. He's annoying he wants me to leave the team but I will never do anything to make him happy. I will tackle him tomorrow at practice and show him who I am.
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That's the spirit!
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That's the spirit!
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Of getting my @$$ kicked! Lmaoo!
I'm getting laid out at practice tomorrow no doubt.
Try hard. Get rocked. Get up. Laugh. Repeat.
Could always be a little cheeky...
When they are fully padded, and if the guy is running whatever, get your arm round his back and hook the back of his pads as hard as you can - that should hurt him
But seriously, good attitude, just don't get too cuaght up in it, focus on the game as well and shut them up that way too.
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Could always be a little cheeky...
When they are fully padded, and if the guy is running whatever, get your arm round his back and hook the back of his pads as hard as you can - that should hurt him
But seriously, good attitude, just don't get too cuaght up in it, focus on the game as well and shut them up that way too.
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True. Very true. For someone who lives in Europe, I wasn't expecting football advice lmaoo. I thought you guys didn't play it?
I don't play I used to play football (soccer) but I put that on due to an injury to my thigh, it swelled by 17cm... Bit uncomfortable to say the least. I narrowly avoided an emergency op (Google compartment syndrome)
I used to watch some on TV and learn though - I also enjoy the odd bit of Madden.
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I don't play
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I used to watch some on TV and learn though - I also enjoy the odd bit of Madden.
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he means he participates in the game solely by yelling at the tv/comp
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I don't play I used to play football (soccer) but I put that on due to an injury to my thigh, it swelled by 17cm... Bit uncomfortable to say the least. I narrowly avoided an emergency op (Google compartment syndrome)
I used to watch some on TV and learn though - I also enjoy the odd bit of Madden.
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17cm is how man inches?
Original Android <3ers! said:
17cm is how man inches?
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6.69291339 inches
jaszek said:
6.69291339 inches
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I wanna quit football so bad.

Advice for a Apple Hiring Event please ?

Hello,
I've been invited in an Apple Hiring Event for next monday.
They said: " Feel free to dress business casual "
Does it mean that Business Casual is recommended or ... ?
I was thinking about wearing: Blue Jeans, Black V Neck T Shirt and Black Shoes.
That should be fine ?
Do you have any advices ?
Thanks
Wear business casual... Nice fitting slacks with a pressed, ironed long sleeve button down tucked in. Dress shoes too. Shave your face, get a haircut, come prepared. Bring two pens, a few copies of your resume and cover letter, and have several questions prepared for them. The guys who get jobs will be wearing that and doing those things. Good luck man.
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Awesome ! Thank you so much =) !
Other advices ?
Bring your android device?
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Off course I will =)
I think you should wear new balance sneakers, jeans, and a black turtle neck, also glasses, and shave your hair. You don't have to shave your face.
You want me to look like S Jobs, don't you ?
M2oSa said:
Hello,
I've been invited in an Apple Hiring Event for next monday.
They said: " Feel free to dress business casual "
Does it mean that Business Casual is recommended or ... ?
I was thinking about wearing: Blue Jeans, Black V Neck T Shirt and Black Shoes.
That should be fine ?
Do you have any advices ?
Thanks
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Yeah. Have a bloodtype compatible with Steve Jobs, and don't drink before the interview. They might want to check your liver's status.
use a lot of words like "demand" and "now" when they ask you about what you would like to make hourly. also, try to look drunk, even if you aren't. employers love somebody who can also have fun in the work place.
and try to fabricate everything you say and over-exaggerate your success thus far in life. make them need you. if none of that works, for pitty, have a story prepared for them about how your mother has cancer and can't pay her medical bills. don't forget to look like you are fabricating this story as well, employers love creativity and a "do whatever it takes" attitude to get what they want.
also, they will appreciate a technical mind, so make sure that you talk about the ins and outs of your android device. and show them you can sell a customer by convincing them that android phones are way ahead of the curve and anything else is archaic and bland. try to show passion on this subject as well, maybe even a little bit of hostility and threatening tone in your voice, they need to know you can hold your own in a tough work environment.
go get 'em champ, you'll do great.
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use a lot of words like "demand" and "now" when they ask you about what you would like to make hourly. also, try to look drunk, even if you aren't. employers love somebody who can also have fun in the work place.
and try to fabricate everything you say and over-exaggerate your success thus far in life. make them need you. if none of that works, for pitty, have a story prepared for them about how your mother has cancer and can't pay her medical bills. don't forget to look like you are fabricating this story as well, employers love creativity and a "do whatever it takes" attitude to get what they want.
also, they will appreciate a technical mind, so make sure that you talk about the ins and outs of your android device. and show them you can sell a customer by convincing them that android phones are way ahead of the curve and anything else is archaic and bland. try to show passion on this subject as well, maybe even a little bit of hostility and threatening tone in your voice, they need to know you can hold your own in a tough work environment.
go get 'em champ, you'll do great.
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All great advice, but if you really want to stand out from the crowd and make an impact then I strongly recommend nudity. I guarantee they'll remember you. You'll be the guy they talk about round the water cooler.
johncmolyneux said:
All great advice, but if you really want to stand out from the crowd and make an impact then I strongly recommend nudity. I guarantee they'll remember you. You'll be the guy they talk about round the water cooler.
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HIMYM - Season 7 Episode 2 - Beercules.
Worked for Marshall.
Thanks to all of you guys for helping me, I appreciate it !
I'll do my best and try to get the job =) !
Thank you soo much for the advice
M2oSa said:
Thanks to all of you guys for helping me, I appreciate it !
I'll do my best and try to get the job =) !
Thank you soo much for the advice
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All jokes aside, good luck mate.
sakai4eva said:
Yeah. Have a bloodtype compatible with Steve Jobs, and don't drink before the interview. They might want to check your liver's status.
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Sometimes the thanks button just isnt enough....
OP, a nice bright Hawaiian shirt never fails to impress....
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Sometimes the thanks button just isnt enough....
OP, a nice bright Hawaiian shirt never fails to impress....
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Remove that infraction point?
Heyheeey !
They called me back =D !
And I have an Interview in 3 days with the store manager !
Should I wear the same thing or be more casual ?
Nice, simple jean + Polo or nice tshirt with long sleeve ?
Thanks y'all for your help =)
Good for you. I've been looking for a job but can't get a response from anywhere. :/
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M2oSa said:
Heyheeey !
They called me back =D !
And I have an Interview in 3 days with the store manager !
Should I wear the same thing or be more casual ?
Nice, simple jean + Polo or nice tshirt with long sleeve ?
Thanks y'all for your help =)
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Well done man - you obviously made a good impression, so you've got the hardest part over and done with.
Others will probably disagree, but whenever I'm asked for a formal interview I go in a suit. I'd at least wear smart trousers with a shirt and tie.
Thanks for replying !
I've been reading lot of things and they said that a suit may be .. Overdressed ?
Thanks
Hello ! I went at the 2nd Interview and I talk to a man for about 45minutes.
He said that they are going to email me later for a background check.
Am I close ?

Why does my computer hate me?

ADB works fine for all my devices except my ZTE T815. It only works after I use it in Ubuntu, and then reboot (dual boot) into Windows XP. When in XP it only works when minimal ADB and fastboot are open. Rooting apps work fine (as in connect, but root always fails), as long as minimal ADB and fastboot is open. MTKdroidtools won't recognise the device, and whenever minimal ADB is open, it crashes.
Can you please tell me where I could find a good extortionist, or a curse remover for my computer and/or ZTE? Or, give me some DIY instructions?
It's the only way to fix this I think............
I am a qualified PC exorcist ...You will just have to pay for the round trip to your place ...I can remove all curses and hexes....
I can be extortionist too,(for an extra fee..) ...just wait till I reach to your place ....you will see...mu hua huaa.....
Jokes apart
I think the Windows applications you are using are poorly developed. There can only be one instance of adb run on port 5037. Most applications use their own version of adb instead of the one defined in the path. Since only one adb can be run , your applications crash due to unexpected error ...
You can manually use
adb kill-server
before using any adb application to prevent conflicts.
I think the curse is with the ZTE device because adb is supposed to be compatible with at least the majority.
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I think the curse is with the ZTE device because adb is supposed to be compatible with at least the majority.
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Yeah, but my fake (branded Samsung) phone from China works fine. I thought the ZTE being at least a brand name would be better than this.
Ah well, I'll just start working on an easier subject, like the meaning of life or something.
Sent from my Galaxy Note 4........FAKE! Admit it, you thought I had money for a second didn't you?
Jesse72 said:
Yeah, but my fake (branded Samsung) phone from China works fine. I thought the ZTE being at least a brand name would be better than this.
Ah well, I'll just start working on an easier subject, like the meaning of life or something.
Sent from my Galaxy Note 4........FAKE! Admit it, you thought I had money for a second didn't you?
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You could always disposed ZTE. After all, these phones are affordable for people like you.
Jesse72 said:
Yeah, but my fake (branded Samsung) phone from China works fine. I thought the ZTE being at least a brand name would be better than this.
Ah well, I'll just start working on an easier subject, like the meaning of life or something.
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Exorcism...
karandpr said:
Exorcism...
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I think that's the way to go. Any idea where to find a local expert? Or, can you send some DIY instructions?
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Jesse72 said:
I think that's the way to go. Any idea where to find a local expert? Or, can you send some DIY instructions?
Sent from my Galaxy Note 4........FAKE! Admit it, you thought I had money for a second didn't you?
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http://www.wikihow.com/Banish-a-Spirit-if-You're-Pagan
karandpr said:
http://www.wikihow.com/Banish-a-Spirit-if-You're-Pagan
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Thanks, just what I need, though the instructions are a little vague.
So let me get this right. Burning herbs is good, and so is shouting in the name of a deity. So if I make a Margarita pizza in the oven, and overcook it, then being it to the computer, and yell at my computer to stop hating on ZTE in the name of [insert deity to be feared] while holding the pizza I should be good? And then I will be able to feast in celebration with a slightly burnt pizza. Or, do I have to Cook the pizza next to the computer with a heat gun for the right results?
I require your experience for this @karandpr. Can you please make sure I do this right the first time?
Sent from my Galaxy Note 4........FAKE! Admit it, you thought I had money for a second didn't you?
Jesse72 said:
Thanks, just what I need, though the instructions are a little vague.
So let me get this right. Burning herbs is good, and so is shouting in the name of a deity. So if I make a Margarita pizza in the oven, and overcook it, then being it to the computer, and yell at my computer to stop hating on ZTE in the name of [insert deity to be feared] while holding the pizza I should be good? And then I will be able to feast in celebration with a slightly burnt pizza. Or, do I have to Cook the pizza next to the computer with a heat gun for the right results?
I require your experience for this @karandpr. Can you please make sure I do this right the first time?
Sent from my Galaxy Note 4........FAKE! Admit it, you thought I had money for a second didn't you?
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I dont know why you want to burn the pizza unless you are worshiping the burning pizza god ...In that case you will need to burn the pizza .....
I would suggest worshiping some god like the "I want to sleep like a panda" god or ...."there is no milk in refrigerator" god for best results ....
Choosing the god is the important part.... These rituals makes the exorcism powerful.....
Warding off cyber demons has to be done with cyber materials ...Since apples work cool with normal demons ,iPhones should work for cyber demons...Borrow an iphone and start waving in front of your PC chanting your gods name....
If everything succeeds ,grow a beard and preach open source as a penance for touching an iPhone
Good day !
karandpr said:
I dont know why you want to burn the pizza unless you are worshiping the burning pizza god ...In that case you will need to burn the pizza .....
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The guide recommended burned herbs, so I thought burning the pizza was needed.
I would suggest worshiping some god like the "I want to sleep like a panda" god or ...."there is no milk in refrigerator" god for best results ....
Choosing the god is the important part.... These rituals makes the exorcism powerful.....
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Thanks for the helpful hints.
Warding off cyber demons has to be done with cyber materials ...Since apples work cool with normal demons ,iPhones should work for cyber demons...Borrow an iphone and start waving in front of your PC chanting your gods name....
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Aha. Do I need to burn the iPhone, or does that just get too messy?
If everything succeeds ,grow a beard and preach open source as a penance for touching an iPhone
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And jailbreaking as a way rebellion. Kinda like bible burning ceremonies, we could have jailbreaking rallies.
Good day !
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Maybe not the best choice of words seeing as it was about 9;30pm here when you posted that.
I shall try your method tomorrow, or whenever I use that cursed computer next.
I promise to post results.
Any final tips?
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Jesse72 said:
The guide recommended burned herbs, so I thought burning the pizza was needed.
Thanks for the helpful hints.
Aha. Do I need to burn the iPhone, or does that just get too messy?
And jailbreaking as a way rebellion. Kinda like bible burning ceremonies, we could have jailbreaking rallies.
Maybe not the best choice of words seeing as it was about 9;30pm here when you posted that.
I shall try your method tomorrow, or whenever I use that cursed computer next.
I promise to post results.
Any final tips?
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The spirit can possess you so keep a banjo handy ....
If you start feeling twitchy then play the banjo loudly .....
karandpr said:
The spirit can possess you so keep a banjo handy ....
If you start feeling twitchy then play the banjo loudly .....
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What about just general country music? I have plenty of that I could play in the background, just in case.
Or, should I just search YouTube for 'annoying banjo playing'?
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Jesse72 said:
What about just general country music? I have plenty of that I could play in the background, just in case.
Or, should I just search YouTube for 'annoying banjo playing'?
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I wonder what's this banjo music.
You will need a spare iguana to sacrifice, just in case the demon of getting recorded whilst picking your nose in a grocery store shows up
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You will need a spare iguana to sacrifice, just in case the demon of getting recorded whilst picking your nose in a grocery store shows up
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Yeah, the demon is everywhere.
Have faith in the pandas and the demon will be vanquished
What if has faith in the demon? Will the pandas be vanquished?
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Demon is a god too.....
If the object is possessed by panda god and if you pray to pandas then it will strengthen the possession...
Also the location is important...
Australia has no pandas ...
So worshipping pandas will be heresy and Jesse will become an acolyte of the pandas..
He can switch to koalas but then he will have to climb a tree and perform the ritual on a treetop hanging around a branch...
karandpr said:
Demon is a god too.....
If the object is possessed by panda god and if you pray to pandas then it will strengthen the possession...
Also the location is important...
Australia has no pandas ...
So worshipping pandas will be heresy and Jesse will become an acolyte of the pandas..
He can switch to koalas but then he will have to climb a tree and perform the ritual on a treetop hanging around a branch...
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Does that mean I also need to take the computer up the tree? Or, can I just take a branch with the koala to the computer? This is more complex than I originally expected.
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