Why does my computer hate me? - Off-topic

ADB works fine for all my devices except my ZTE T815. It only works after I use it in Ubuntu, and then reboot (dual boot) into Windows XP. When in XP it only works when minimal ADB and fastboot are open. Rooting apps work fine (as in connect, but root always fails), as long as minimal ADB and fastboot is open. MTKdroidtools won't recognise the device, and whenever minimal ADB is open, it crashes.
Can you please tell me where I could find a good extortionist, or a curse remover for my computer and/or ZTE? Or, give me some DIY instructions?
It's the only way to fix this I think............

I am a qualified PC exorcist ...You will just have to pay for the round trip to your place ...I can remove all curses and hexes....
I can be extortionist too,(for an extra fee..) ...just wait till I reach to your place ....you will see...mu hua huaa.....
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I think the Windows applications you are using are poorly developed. There can only be one instance of adb run on port 5037. Most applications use their own version of adb instead of the one defined in the path. Since only one adb can be run , your applications crash due to unexpected error ...
You can manually use
adb kill-server
before using any adb application to prevent conflicts.

I think the curse is with the ZTE device because adb is supposed to be compatible with at least the majority.

Maynard100 said:
I think the curse is with the ZTE device because adb is supposed to be compatible with at least the majority.
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Yeah, but my fake (branded Samsung) phone from China works fine. I thought the ZTE being at least a brand name would be better than this.
Ah well, I'll just start working on an easier subject, like the meaning of life or something.
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Jesse72 said:
Yeah, but my fake (branded Samsung) phone from China works fine. I thought the ZTE being at least a brand name would be better than this.
Ah well, I'll just start working on an easier subject, like the meaning of life or something.
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You could always disposed ZTE. After all, these phones are affordable for people like you.

Jesse72 said:
Yeah, but my fake (branded Samsung) phone from China works fine. I thought the ZTE being at least a brand name would be better than this.
Ah well, I'll just start working on an easier subject, like the meaning of life or something.
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Exorcism...

karandpr said:
Exorcism...
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I think that's the way to go. Any idea where to find a local expert? Or, can you send some DIY instructions?
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Jesse72 said:
I think that's the way to go. Any idea where to find a local expert? Or, can you send some DIY instructions?
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http://www.wikihow.com/Banish-a-Spirit-if-You're-Pagan

karandpr said:
http://www.wikihow.com/Banish-a-Spirit-if-You're-Pagan
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Thanks, just what I need, though the instructions are a little vague.
So let me get this right. Burning herbs is good, and so is shouting in the name of a deity. So if I make a Margarita pizza in the oven, and overcook it, then being it to the computer, and yell at my computer to stop hating on ZTE in the name of [insert deity to be feared] while holding the pizza I should be good? And then I will be able to feast in celebration with a slightly burnt pizza. Or, do I have to Cook the pizza next to the computer with a heat gun for the right results?
I require your experience for this @karandpr. Can you please make sure I do this right the first time?
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Jesse72 said:
Thanks, just what I need, though the instructions are a little vague.
So let me get this right. Burning herbs is good, and so is shouting in the name of a deity. So if I make a Margarita pizza in the oven, and overcook it, then being it to the computer, and yell at my computer to stop hating on ZTE in the name of [insert deity to be feared] while holding the pizza I should be good? And then I will be able to feast in celebration with a slightly burnt pizza. Or, do I have to Cook the pizza next to the computer with a heat gun for the right results?
I require your experience for this @karandpr. Can you please make sure I do this right the first time?
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I dont know why you want to burn the pizza unless you are worshiping the burning pizza god ...In that case you will need to burn the pizza .....
I would suggest worshiping some god like the "I want to sleep like a panda" god or ...."there is no milk in refrigerator" god for best results ....
Choosing the god is the important part.... These rituals makes the exorcism powerful.....
Warding off cyber demons has to be done with cyber materials ...Since apples work cool with normal demons ,iPhones should work for cyber demons...Borrow an iphone and start waving in front of your PC chanting your gods name....
If everything succeeds ,grow a beard and preach open source as a penance for touching an iPhone
Good day !

karandpr said:
I dont know why you want to burn the pizza unless you are worshiping the burning pizza god ...In that case you will need to burn the pizza .....
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The guide recommended burned herbs, so I thought burning the pizza was needed.
I would suggest worshiping some god like the "I want to sleep like a panda" god or ...."there is no milk in refrigerator" god for best results ....
Choosing the god is the important part.... These rituals makes the exorcism powerful.....
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Thanks for the helpful hints.
Warding off cyber demons has to be done with cyber materials ...Since apples work cool with normal demons ,iPhones should work for cyber demons...Borrow an iphone and start waving in front of your PC chanting your gods name....
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Aha. Do I need to burn the iPhone, or does that just get too messy?
If everything succeeds ,grow a beard and preach open source as a penance for touching an iPhone
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And jailbreaking as a way rebellion. Kinda like bible burning ceremonies, we could have jailbreaking rallies.
Good day !
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Maybe not the best choice of words seeing as it was about 9;30pm here when you posted that.
I shall try your method tomorrow, or whenever I use that cursed computer next.
I promise to post results.
Any final tips?
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Jesse72 said:
The guide recommended burned herbs, so I thought burning the pizza was needed.
Thanks for the helpful hints.
Aha. Do I need to burn the iPhone, or does that just get too messy?
And jailbreaking as a way rebellion. Kinda like bible burning ceremonies, we could have jailbreaking rallies.
Maybe not the best choice of words seeing as it was about 9;30pm here when you posted that.
I shall try your method tomorrow, or whenever I use that cursed computer next.
I promise to post results.
Any final tips?
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The spirit can possess you so keep a banjo handy ....
If you start feeling twitchy then play the banjo loudly .....

karandpr said:
The spirit can possess you so keep a banjo handy ....
If you start feeling twitchy then play the banjo loudly .....
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What about just general country music? I have plenty of that I could play in the background, just in case.
Or, should I just search YouTube for 'annoying banjo playing'?
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Jesse72 said:
What about just general country music? I have plenty of that I could play in the background, just in case.
Or, should I just search YouTube for 'annoying banjo playing'?
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I wonder what's this banjo music.

You will need a spare iguana to sacrifice, just in case the demon of getting recorded whilst picking your nose in a grocery store shows up
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Raccoonuman said:
You will need a spare iguana to sacrifice, just in case the demon of getting recorded whilst picking your nose in a grocery store shows up
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Yeah, the demon is everywhere.

Have faith in the pandas and the demon will be vanquished

What if has faith in the demon? Will the pandas be vanquished?
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Demon is a god too.....
If the object is possessed by panda god and if you pray to pandas then it will strengthen the possession...
Also the location is important...
Australia has no pandas ...
So worshipping pandas will be heresy and Jesse will become an acolyte of the pandas..
He can switch to koalas but then he will have to climb a tree and perform the ritual on a treetop hanging around a branch...

karandpr said:
Demon is a god too.....
If the object is possessed by panda god and if you pray to pandas then it will strengthen the possession...
Also the location is important...
Australia has no pandas ...
So worshipping pandas will be heresy and Jesse will become an acolyte of the pandas..
He can switch to koalas but then he will have to climb a tree and perform the ritual on a treetop hanging around a branch...
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Does that mean I also need to take the computer up the tree? Or, can I just take a branch with the koala to the computer? This is more complex than I originally expected.
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Open Source is the best.

My computer is a dualboot of Wincrap XP and Ubuntu 10.04, but my Ubuntu is taking up precious HDD space that I need now, and it's kinda the family computer so I can't go full Ubuntu. My solution? Remove Ubuntu. I went to the Ubuntu forums for some help on restoring the WinXP bootloader, and within minutes got my solution. Suck on that, closed-source "tech support." Linux is a beautiful thing.
I'm a beautiful person. All the girls love me.
Original Android <3ers! said:
I'm a beautiful person. All the girls love me.
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Dude, I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. Can't keep 'em off me. I may make a sign that says "HEY! I'm taken!" and just wear it around my neck all the time.
guitargler said:
Dude, I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. Can't keep 'em off me. I may make a sign that says "HEY! I'm taken!" and just wear it around my neck all the time.
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Aww darn! I'M NOT TAKEN! LMAOO! It's it greaat to be good looking man?! Oh gosh.
Well. My ear hurts (checked with the doctor, no infection)... milk or oj?
Depends. Is it.. CHOCOLATE MILK? Because if so, sign me up too
Noo. Just regular milk. My chocolate milk is knock off. I'm watching Pirate's of the Caribbean. It's kinda good. Is it Caribbean or Caribbean?
Ahhh. And yes, good flicks. Not open source though. Speaking of which, I believe the community-accepted pronunciation is Caribbean for most cases, though in certain situations Caribbean works better.
(This off-topic thread shall not become off-off-topic. Only a little. Tee-hee.)
(Also, http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g65/cjkofoed/blargh_raptors.gif )
(And http://cache.bordom.net/server/?type=image&size=full&id=aHR0cDovL2kzOS50aW55cGljLmNvbS92c2k4YWMuanBn )

Get low, grab by their legs, and lift.

Good idea?
Not lift but push forward while lifting, it will unbalance them and make it easier for you to get them on the ground.
And don't go too low, you'll get a knee in the face.
Or doorstep them
So this kid pushed me at the weight room today. He's like, my size and another half of me on top. He was in my face but looking down at me. I was trying to stay calm so I did nothing until he pushed me and I pushed him back and then my friend stepped in. It was good bro. He's annoying he wants me to leave the team but I will never do anything to make him happy. I will tackle him tomorrow at practice and show him who I am.
Original Android <3ers! said:
So this kid pushed me at the weight room today. He's like, my size and another half of me on top. He was in my face but looking down at me. I was trying to stay calm so I did nothing until he pushed me and I pushed him back and then my friend stepped in. It was good bro. He's annoying he wants me to leave the team but I will never do anything to make him happy. I will tackle him tomorrow at practice and show him who I am.
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That's the spirit!
Mr. Clown said:
That's the spirit!
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Of getting my @$$ kicked! Lmaoo!
I'm getting laid out at practice tomorrow no doubt.
Try hard. Get rocked. Get up. Laugh. Repeat.
Could always be a little cheeky...
When they are fully padded, and if the guy is running whatever, get your arm round his back and hook the back of his pads as hard as you can - that should hurt him
But seriously, good attitude, just don't get too cuaght up in it, focus on the game as well and shut them up that way too.
captainstu72 said:
Could always be a little cheeky...
When they are fully padded, and if the guy is running whatever, get your arm round his back and hook the back of his pads as hard as you can - that should hurt him
But seriously, good attitude, just don't get too cuaght up in it, focus on the game as well and shut them up that way too.
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True. Very true. For someone who lives in Europe, I wasn't expecting football advice lmaoo. I thought you guys didn't play it?
I don't play I used to play football (soccer) but I put that on due to an injury to my thigh, it swelled by 17cm... Bit uncomfortable to say the least. I narrowly avoided an emergency op (Google compartment syndrome)
I used to watch some on TV and learn though - I also enjoy the odd bit of Madden.
captainstu72 said:
I don't play
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I used to watch some on TV and learn though - I also enjoy the odd bit of Madden.
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he means he participates in the game solely by yelling at the tv/comp
captainstu72 said:
I don't play I used to play football (soccer) but I put that on due to an injury to my thigh, it swelled by 17cm... Bit uncomfortable to say the least. I narrowly avoided an emergency op (Google compartment syndrome)
I used to watch some on TV and learn though - I also enjoy the odd bit of Madden.
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17cm is how man inches?
Original Android <3ers! said:
17cm is how man inches?
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6.69291339 inches
jaszek said:
6.69291339 inches
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I wanna quit football so bad.

Android fan boy reviews pathetic aplpe line up

heres my blog guys
i write stuff from time to time and if its tech related ill share it with u guys,
let me know what u think
jut a bio, im an android fan boy and u can find me in the x10 forums
http://moose.frazer.co.nz/
I see that you absolutly LOVE the new lineup.
Always good to read positive reviews.
Steve Jobs.
It's funny...If Apple didn't make these products, you'd have a pretty boring blog.
Stop hatin. Just enjoy your phone, and let that be enough to you. I don't like Apple, because they have screwed me personally. But all this "I hate Apple because I have an Android phone" fanboy-ism is just so damn annoying.
That's just my 2¢
I have to say the iPod Nano in my opinion is a step backward, Multi-touch on a screen that size with my thumbs isn't gunna work so well
It so funny how Steve Jobs stated that people loved buttons on previous iPod shuffle, so Apple brought them back. Few minutes later he announced iPod nano without buttons but with small, nearly unusable touch screen. Plus they also remove camera and somewhat good display.
Apple finally did it. They made iWatch with iPod functionally
lol iWatch..
I have yet to see some people walking around with their headphones plugged into their watches...
and nice blog
I actually also blogged on this the other day. Link here.
I'm no Apple fan either, but it seems I'm no match for your hatred of Apple...
Btw, I'm actually quite impressed with the new Nano. For those who use Nike+, it's perfect.
If you're phone is better, and you know it, shouldn't that be enough?
Just food for thought...
e334 said:
lol iWatch..
I have yet to see some people walking around with their headphones plugged into their watches...
and nice blog
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great idea they might have Blue[/ tooth though
e334 said:
lol iWatch..
I have yet to see some people walking around with their headphones plugged into their watches...
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MacaronyMax said:
great idea they might have Blue[/ tooth though
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LG actually made one of these things. A phone watch which allows you to listen to music. Whether you like it or not is up to personal taste. But it's definitely super geeky...
http://pocketnow.com/hardware-1/video-lg-gd910-watch-phone-hardware-and-software-review
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If you're phone is better, and you know it, shouldn't that be enough?
Just food for thought...
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If you dont like a brand / product you are entitled to tell people, you know the same way that people who do like a brand / products tell people.
btw @ op blog i lol'd
Yeah, but if you're doing it JUST to fit in, or for the sole reason that you have the competitor's phone, it gets old FAST.
I take it as trying to show off, "Hey, look at my blog, I hate Apple too!"
It's the internet, so do what you want. I just don't see why there needs to be a thread about it.
Isn't a review suppose be of things you actually have tried your self to even be considered a review? so this is actually just you opinion on pictures and press release. but you are entitled to your opinion just don't call it review before you tried it.
I personally will not get any of those new devices.
aha GreaT review made me LOL
the time of PDA's that are not phones is over, now go stand in the corner.
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Instead of the old form factor we now have an inch by inch touch screen which makes it cute to look at but about as practical as a **** flavoured lollipop.
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your ****ed if you have big thumbs, and i mean ****ed.
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Yes im well aware thats not the full line up but i CBA duin the rest so here have som funny ****
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^^^^^^^^LOL oh and nice vid
i might have found some sig quotes here

Do u also want a future like this? [Future tech. videos!]

What do u say about this world concept?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cf7IL_eZ38&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Too bad i will probably be dead by the time this becomes global..
If anyone has any other future videos POST them here
P.s to admins i hope i havent missed the section, again -.-
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Before any of that comes to fruit, I expect us to have solved the "energy crisis" and for my holograms and car AI system to have already been developed. :3
Yo dawg, we heard you like Windows, so we installed Windows on your windows...
Someone had to say it...
uhmmmm.... too much of glass. Too easy to break when will be another riots in cities.
And there´s nowhere to hide - everything is transparent!
0ndr4 said:
uhmmmm.... too much of glass. Too easy to break when will be another riots in cities.
And there´s nowhere to hide - everything is transparent!
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I thought of that too. But before that world comes to fruition, we would have had to solve the "energy crisis", which is going to take a reasonable amount if time, hence allowing a time span which enables an improvement in security systems.
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looks amazing but as said before energy and durability are going to be significant problems in this future.
I see this video so many times.
im really like having a future like this, but i see 1 or 2 problem.
The human its gonna be depending to much in tecnology and glass.?
Imagine the amount of grubby finger marks you would have to clean by the hour. My wee O3D gets bad enough!
So everyone can look at me while i'm at the toilet??
crazyking_max said:
So everyone can look at me while i'm at the toilet??
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hahahahaha i hope in bathrooms the walls not gonna be glass.
, but my question now its how expensive gonna be have a car,house and all think its showing in this video.
psiquico said:
hahahahaha i hope in bathrooms the walls not gonna be glass.
, but my question now its how expensive gonna be have a car,house and all think its showing in this video.
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I think you are right
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Well considering its speaking of a world where that is the standard, well it should be relatively cheap or a reasonable amount. Now when this concept is actually put in place, I expect only top earners to be able to afford the set.
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Not really.. its a bit too much..
I love my cell phone, I use some various social network.. I'm a tech Geek
But there is some limit i will never cross..
BTW.. if this is the future.. I'm buying Windex shares
Xphazer said:
BTW.. if this is the future.. I'm buying Windex shares
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Good call
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I can't understand why you'd need so many screens all over the place. Maybe I'm not being forward thinking enough, but I can't think of a reason to have my entire table be a screen.
You can't? I can!
- Watch porn when you're eating dinner
- Watch porn when you're eating breakfast
- Watch porn when you're on your computer watching porn
- Check the weather when you're at the table and you can't bother looking out the window.
You don't want it since it's not from IKEA. Am i right? Am i right??
^ Lawl, that's some mentality there.
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LordManhattan said:
You can't? I can!
- Watch porn when you're eating dinner
- Watch porn when you're eating breakfast
- Watch porn when you're on your computer watching porn
- Check the weather when you're at the table and you can't bother looking out the window.
You don't want it since it's not from IKEA. Am i right? Am i right??
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Hahaha roflmao
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[REQUEST]Apple vs. All timeline?

Hey all,
Recently I have been researching the big hub-bub going on where Apple is suing everyone in sight (my poor attempt at humor). Next thing you know, the guy that invented the Slinky will be getting a subpoena to testify for Apple. I have been VERY busy with the crazed thing I call a life and need a little help here. I am not very delved deep into this massive debate going on between Apple and Google, Samsung, HTC. The thing I request is a "timeline" to loosely term it. Don't automatically discount me as some "lazy" person. I just need the expertise of someone with their nose in this doggy doodoo pile, so to speak. I don't really ask for much, but I haven't followed the battle since the start so my ability to effectively chronologically order the major lawsuits and actions taken by all sides is next to nil. I don't need anything fancy, hell a text file written with Notepad will do, as long as the information is FACTUAL and ordered correctly. If you feel like composing a flashy Powerpoint then by all means do so, but it's not needed. The major points will be elaborated upon and condensed in a 15-20 page Powerpoint by me. Anyways, back to work since my professors getting on my a** about being on XDA.
Thanks, worldindo1.
Edit: Actually, I'll let you find out for yourself
There's this cool website that has all this information.
http://www.google.com
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Here is a link that should help you.
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=apple+lawsuit+timeline
Archer said:
Edit: Actually, I'll let you find out for yourself
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Wow! I'm surprised this thread survived, or was a Mod actually hoping for a mini flame war to break out
Simon.TS.HTC said:
Wow! I'm surprised this thread survived, or was a Mod actually hoping for a mini flame war to break out
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Mods have a "thread closing quota" and I'm nearing my TCQ for the week. I have to slow down or I won't be able to close the really important ones
85gallon said:
Here is a link that should help you.
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=apple+lawsuit+timeline
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And from this we get:
http://www.timetoast.com/timelines/apple-vs-the-world
Tada!
MissionImprobable said:
And from this we get:
http://www.timetoast.com/timelines/apple-vs-the-world
Tada!
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There's way more than that, way way more
Well of course, but that thing is a pretty good overview for those who are too lazy to compile on their own.
That might be the suits in the state of Georgia. I know for sure it's not worldwide.
Well since the OP hasn't come back to see if any donkeys would do his work for him, I'll post my original response.
Me said:
So, basically, you're asking someone to do your homework for you and you'd prefer a nice flashy presentation if that's possible.
Would you like fries with that?
Sorry - Google and research. That's why they call it research. (I'm also doing you a favour because this thread has troll-bait smeared all over it!!)
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