YouTube Funnies... - Off-topic

I've had a browse over the first 10 pages and couldn't find a similar thread so started this. Post the vids that you've seen that really crack you up.
Evil Goat....

Just for laughs - Water Park...

Peeing is funny.
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It looked like he was having fun until I realized the little guy was tied up.
good day. From my fascinate with xda app.

chopper the dog said:
It looked like he was having fun until I realized the little guy was tied up.
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From reading the comments on the page, you'd think it was unnatural to put some form of collar on a dog, and stranger still that you would attach a longer piece of material to that collar which could then be attached to something else.
I'm not sure why anyone would think it's being cruel.

I don't know how to add the video link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGfXo06QmSc

lolol! Think I would have thrown up too had I been sat next to her.

ddgarcia05 said:
I don't know how to add the video link.
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Copy address of you tube video. Hit you tube button in reply. Paste link.
And eliminate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGfXo06QmSc
from link. And just leave code.
OMG VERY VERY FUNNY.
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O snap! sick haha. glad I don't own that plane.

Contains swearing, but what else would you expect from some badass council gansta rappers.

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Moment of Silence.

Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
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chopper the dog said:
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.
Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up
Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.
Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x
that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...
Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.
Original Android <3ers! said:
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..
I want to see the pics
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jaszek said:
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.
Post em'.
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chopper the dog said:
Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
XperiaX10iUser said:
Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
Original Android <3ers! said:
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes
And identifying which fractures to avoid.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore

What is wrong with Linkin Parks new album??

I see a lot of people don't like the new album, and i would like to discuss why you like or don't like it.
I personally like it!
And what is the album about? Is it war and 2012: the end?
flyboyovyick said:
I see a lot of people don't like the new album, and i would like to discuss why you like or don't like it.
I personally like it!
And what is the album about? Is it war and 2012: the end?
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Personally I prefer their older music (Everything up to Minutes To Midnight I believe). Mike Shinota is what made them different and now they aren't as good as they once were because he left. Chester isn't bad at singing but I think the combination of Chester and Mike is what made them who they were. After he left their genre took a hard turn and started to change, and soon they blended in with everyone else Making them now nothing to me.
twitch153 said:
Personally I prefer their older music (Everything up to Minutes To Midnight I believe). Mike Shinota is what made them different and now they aren't as good as they once were because he left. Chester isn't bad at singing but I think the combination of Chester and Mike is what made them who they were. After he left their genre took a hard turn and started to change, and soon they blended in with everyone else Making them now nothing to me.
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He's not left. If he has why is he in the catalyst video?
flyboyovyick said:
He's not left. If he has why is he in the catalyst video?
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I don't know, I haven't listened to most of their newer stuff or watched any of the videos so you got me there I'll look it up.
flyboyovyick said:
He's not left. If he has why is he in the catalyst video?
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Riddle me this, did Mike Shinota sing? Because I didn't hear him
twitch153 said:
Riddle me this, did Mike Shinota sing? Because I didn't hear him
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I'm pretty sure he's in this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q&feature=related
flyboyovyick said:
I'm pretty sure he's in this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q&feature=related
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Haha Well you're right about that I don't know then. They just don't sound like they used to. I grew up with the older Linkin Park, listening to their new music just isn't the same to me I guess. By the way, I spelled Mike's last name wrong. It's Shinoda.
twitch153 said:
Haha Well you're right about that I don't know then. They just don't sound like they used to. I grew up with the older Linkin Park, listening to their new music just isn't the same to me I guess. By the way, I spelled Mike's last name wrong. It's Shinoda.
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I noticed wikipedia told me.
So do you like the track now?
flyboyovyick said:
I see a lot of people don't like the new album, and i would like to discuss why you like or don't like it.
I personally like it!
And what is the album about? Is it war and 2012: the end?
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Hi, well thats convenient! I love the album but not all of it, too many interludes for my liking, but seeing as we both have something in common, I have something you might like to check out. Its my Linkin Park Collage, Signed by all 6 band members which I am selling on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330493479179
if you are interested, drop me a pm, and would drop the price for a fellow xda member!
lyriquidperfection said:
Hi, well thats convenient! I love the album but not all of it, too many interludes for my liking, but seeing as we both have something in common, I have something you might like to check out. Its my Linkin Park Collage, Signed by all 6 band members which I am selling on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330493479179
if you are interested, drop me a pm, and would drop the price for a fellow xda member!
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Sorry, i can't buy it im only 14.
flyboyovyick said:
Sorry, i can't buy it im only 14.
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OK matey no worries!
flyboyovyick said:
I noticed wikipedia told me.
So do you like the track now?
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Eh it's just not the same as it was before haha
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twitch153 said:
Eh it's just not the same as it was before haha
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Old linkin park is awesome!
its garbage 120%
souljaboy said:
its garbage 120%
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Your reason??
i also dont like the new stuff, it just doesnt sound like the "linkin park" i remember jammin to in highschool and seein in concert...
WarBird87 said:
i also dont like the new stuff, it just doesnt sound like the "linkin park" i remember jammin to in highschool and seein in concert...
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i know it doesn't sound like the old stuff, but it still sounds good.
I thought he had left too, because he formed Fort Minor didn't he? Yes I agree new music... eh... no me gusta
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My reason is that its pure trash
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Linkin Park whines about crap too much. What you need is some Slayer or Anthrax. Perhaps some good, old Bad Religion, Desendants or The Dead Kennedys. That'll put some hair on yer chest.

The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread

The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread
This thread is for all those people who end up sat at their computer, drunk, and fighting the urge to flame (successfully, I hope).
I'm drunk, and about to go out and do a proper job of it, but I'll probably be back later when I'm slurring my typing and wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
johncmolyneux said:
...wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
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If they left the 'i' out of the question i probably wouldn't answer them anyway
Three cans of Stella and i'm working on tomorrows hangover already! Anyway, good idea for a post-session thread...anybody seen a kebab van round 'ere?
I'm surprised I can still type corrdctly. Mt lefs not so much I love you mas no homo<3
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Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
lolwut?
johncmolyneux said:
Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
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LoL...I wish I could, but when I have some drinks...the last thing I probably think and do is post in xda..
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy.
finishing a bottle of vodka. want to go to bed but the boy wants some new movies & stuff on his ds, which is fine, i can manage that. he also wants it slid under his pillow for when he wakes up which is only going to cause problems later on.
im drunmk
a buird with onlsy one wing cant fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i has moire tjhan one winggs!
nimfumpooper us I said it
ya I said it*
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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frigid said:
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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I disagree, I know that I become sloppy when I'm drunk and I'll make tons of mistakes on a keyboard (and phone, god on my phone is worse) and I won't care to go back and correct it lol.
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
jaszek said:
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
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Wow, I was expecting to do a little better. And yet, my friend received perfectly typed texts from me. lol
Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
alex4lex said:
Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
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It took me about 5 minutes to find the thread on my phone. lol
Any woodford drinkers in??
haha I don't remember posting in this. Phone app says I did and there I am. And to poster about spelling, try swyping while drunk, not fun.

To All Sports Fans!

This is for all the sports fans out there! The website www.atdhe.net and www.firstrow.net have been shutdown by ICE(homeland security) for infringement, but just wanted to let all of you know that atdhe has already put out a new website - www.atdhe.me - Enjoy all your sports needs! =)
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this is for all the sports fans out there! The website www.atdhe.net and www.firstrow.net have been shutdown by ice(homeland security) for infringement, but just wanted to let all of you know that atdhe has already put out a new website - www.atdhe.me - enjoy all your sports needs! =)
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no one cares!!!
blader3759 said:
no one cares!!!
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Uhh... I care.
Still, good to know, OP, even if no one really does care..
Thanks!
Ooooo! Intresting. Thanks!!
channelsurfing.net also got taken down but changed to channelsurfing.eu
There is nothing wrong with VIEWING sites right?
The screen at atdhe looks intimidating.
Its a great place to watch free ppv ufc fights.
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s15274n said:
There is nothing wrong with VIEWING sites right?
The screen at atdhe looks intimidating.
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Well, I've been watching all my Lakers home games and some ufc fights on atdhe for a long time - no problems. It does look abit sketchy I have to admit, but I took a leap of faith and it's worked out for me for a few months so I can't complain! Quality isn't great but it's a pretty popular website to get access to certain sporting events.
MikeDo said:
channelsurfing.net also got taken down but changed to channelsurfing.eu
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Actually it's channelsurf.eu.
A little bit off topic but why does homeland security shutdown websites for copyright infringement? You would think they would leave that type of work to the fbi or something while they worry about more seriois things like actual homeland security..
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probably more like the FCC would take care of this kind of action.
benifactor said:
A little bit off topic but why does homeland security shutdown websites for copyright infringement? You would think they would leave that type of work to the fbi or something while they worry about more seriois things like actual homeland security..
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Because it's all terrorism now, don't you know? It's terrorism! They're winning! Take down your website which funds terrorism! Terrorism! AH!!!
The terrorists did win after all... and many are still blind to it.
haha, awesome. i watch the poker channel all the time
thanks for the links guys
It's because they don't want OBL to be able to stream the Super Bowl in his cave.
Just a heads up everyone about atdhe.me.
That seems to be a fake site not run by the original atdhe people.
http://atdhenet.tv/ seems to be the real site, it has the same formatting as the original. It also has a warning about fake atdhe sites.
agee said:
Just a heads up everyone about atdhe.me.
That seems to be a fake site not run by the original atdhe people.
http://atdhenet.tv/ seems to be the real site, it has the same formatting as the original. It also has a warning about fake atdhe sites.
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Hmm. Interesting...I guess that's the real website, cause it is the same format as the old website. atdhe.me seemed to work pretty good for me too but I think I'll try out atdhenet.tv. Thanks for the update with that link!
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Hmm. Interesting...I guess that's the real website, cause it is the same format as the old website. atdhe.me seemed to work pretty good for me too but I think I'll try out atdhenet.tv. Thanks for the update with that link!
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Off topic,
OmniNut, I didn't know you're a Lakers fan. How they do vs Rockets? POed me when they lost to the Celts.
Btw, Firstrow is back on, but when you go to their site, it re directs you to another site, different ones every visit. But lately they've been redirecting you to a soccer.tv or something. Anyways, gave fun!
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Mehh.. that celtics game was dissapointing but yeah they beat the rockets 114-106 in it.
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blader3759 said:
no one cares!!!
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It's actually a perfect example of a Flash Video website that I can watch on my Vibrant that my friends with iPhones can't watch.
So yeah, I think a few people would care about that. Maybe not trolling children like yourself, I see.
OmniNut said:
Mehh.. that celtics game was dissapointing but yeah they beat the rockets 114-106 in it.
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Yeah it was. Theeeeyyy were being lazy. Kobe had big numbers, yet again, but, combination of the rest, shoot, I would make ALL THOSE.
Pissed me off. I was ready to bust out my custom Lakers ensemble and fly down on my private helicopter to the Staples and get in the court ...

Fantasy Footbal League - No Dues, Autopick, Flex (Yahoo)

Hey XDA,
I just made The Binary Huddle league on Yahoo, so if anybody wants to join here's the link.
-Autodraft
-No dues
-Flex spots (including WR/TE/RB/QB)
-Fun scoring
This is a casual league to have some good fun with a little smack talk. If you're an extremely intense fantasy player who feels that you should be paid as much as the players for what you do, this probably isn't for you
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/tos?league_id=160582&password=B1nAryF00tball
I'm signing up, just trying to think of a funny name.
Jake33108 said:
I'm signing up, just trying to think of a funny name.
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Awesome, I look forward to beating you this season
Edit: Hah, nice name. Not a Dallas fan, eh? Same here. GO BOLTS!
Haha, definitely hate Dallas, Like the Lions and the Falcons.
When does the draft start?
Dark Mage66 said:
When does the draft start?
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When the league is full I'll set our status to ready.
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Jake33108 said:
I'm signing up, just trying to think of a funny name.
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The Romosexuals.... Ahahaha funny name bro... Gonna be fun beating your team week to week
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Awesome, I look forward to beating you this season
Edit: Hah, nice name. Not a Dallas fan, eh? Same here. GO BOLTS!
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The Hundreds all the way aha
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The Hundreds all the way aha
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The Hundreds...yeah, I think I've heard of you before. That's right, your competition always called you that name due to the number of losses you would have against them. Something like "hundreds to one" once you actually won a game. Good luck this season
Bumping this! I'm sure there's more than three football fans on xda.
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Bump for all you football fans.
Just set up my draft order. Can't believe Asomugha went to the Eagles. That's not what I was expecting.

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