Database Develop

Oh my, im being haunted

Ok so I need to just talk about this but recently at my house (which I've been living in for about 4 years) some scary stuff has been going on now this isn't in order but im scared. Like i dont mean to be a ***** about iit but im truely sincerely scared, now a couple of minutes ago I was in my kitchen heating up some food when Outta no where I heard my name in my ear and some other words which I couldn't make out. Thinking it was my mother whose room is right next to the kitchen I went and checked and she was asleep. Then. I went back to the food and iI felt what was like something big standing behind me it was a horrible feeling. Now for the past couple if days I've been hearing footsteps and I've been seeing shadows, recentlyy I saw a head move by the light reflected by my window and nothing was outside. Also about a week ago I was putting my dog in the house when I saw a red air compressor move right in front of my eyes. It was about 10 at night so I couldn't be anybody. Plus it moved so cleanly, so unhumanly. Ill keep this updated but man I just have to share this.
Edit*: I remember the first experience I had with it. I was getting ready to go out to eat so I picked up an iron walked around the house with it and ironed a **** real quick with it unplugged. Right before I left I did a lap with it around the house and made sure the cord wasn't tangled and put it next to my moms tv which is on a stand about 3feet tall, so I left and came back no more then 30 minutes after to find the iron on the carpet while plugged in, leaving a deep burn on it. Call me crazy but I made sure twice it wasn't plugged it. Heck I never went close to the power outlet.
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™

You got one of the bad ones. They won't listen to you if you ask em to leave. Won't stop. Not polite. The shadow you say you see is just like the demons from Ghost. Pure evil. Is someone in your house now that wasn't there before, ie a drug shooting uncle, molesting step dad, someone brought that evil with them and it doesn't like you. Might want to go to a shady part of town and tell one of those psychics you saw and passed off as a fake *****. Don't tell her the whole story, but tell her you got a problem. See if she can tell what it is or has to social engineer it out of you.

boborone said:
You got one of the bad ones. They won't listen to you if you ask em to leave. Won't stop. Not polite. The shadow you say you see is just like the demons from Ghost. Pure evil. Is someone in your house now that wasn't there before, ie a drug shooting uncle, molesting step dad, someone brought that evil with them and it doesn't like you. Might want to go to a shady part of town and tell one of those psychics you saw and passed off as a fake *****. Don't tell her the whole story, but tell her you got a problem. See if she can tell what it is or has to social engineer it out of you.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
**** this man. You think a new house would be a solution?
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™

boborone said:
Is someone in your house now that wasn't there before, ie a drug shooting uncle, molesting step dad, someone brought that evil with them and it doesn't like you.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Nothing like that. Man im 16. I dont think I should be dealing with **** like this at my age.
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™

If someone has a iPhone in your house throw it away its attracting all the zombies, and join LAZI.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1146528
Sent from my LG-P500 using XDA Premium App

Alex530 said:
**** this man. You think a new house would be a solution?
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
That's what my friend had to do. Her and her kids slept on an air mattress in the living room for about two years. Finally a good psychic told her to divorce her husband and move. Hasn't had a problem since. Watch out who you let over to your house. You are a good person. That's why this demon doesn't like you. Mostly they just talk to you in your ear, growl at you, scare teh **** out of you on purpose. Nothing nice about em period. It's when they start moving things that it's getting out of control. They or you have to go somehow.
There are good ghosts, my mom lives with two of em. They watch over her. Stay up in the attic. The vet clinic I work at has one. Only two of us notice it. It just watches everyone and makes sure everybody is doing good to the animals. I actually talked to it one day. Got tired of it watching me and wanted to know what it's deal was. We're cool now.
From now on, don't let crazy people in your house. That is your castle, your domain, your place of solace. Don't let it corrupted.

boborone said:
That's what my friend had to do. Her and her kids slept on an air mattress in the living room for about two years. Finally a good psychic told her to divorce her husband and move. Hasn't had a problem since. Watch out who you let over to your house. You are a good person. That's why this demon doesn't like you. Mostly they just talk to you in your ear, growl at you, scare teh **** out of you on purpose. Nothing nice about em period. It's when they start moving things that it's getting out of control. They or you have to go somehow.
There are good ghosts, my mom lives with two of em. They watch over her. Stay up in the attic. The vet clinic I work at has one. Only two of us notice it. It just watches everyone and makes sure everybody is doing good to the animals. I actually talked to it one day. Got tired of it watching me and wanted to know what it's deal was. We're cool now.
From now on, don't let crazy people in your house. That is your castle, your domain, your place of solace. Don't let it corrupted.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Oh god. It just hit me. I know what I did. I borrowed money that I needed to pay a debt with from my moms money. It was from a stash she has. I know im gonna pay her back as soon as I sell my stuff but I recall hearing the first footsteps a while after I did. Could this possibly be it? And if so I paid it back woudl there be a chance for it to go away?
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™

Alex530 said:
Oh god. It just hit me. I know what I did. I borrowed money that I needed to pay a debt with from my moms money. It was from a stash she has. I know im gonna pay her back as soon as I sell my stuff but I recall hearing the first footsteps a while after I did. Could this possibly be it? And if so I paid it back woudl there be a chance for it to go away?
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
hahahaha
I don't know dude. For all I know you're jacking with me. If it's you that's the bad person, then it's more than likely a good ghost. If you're for real, better make good in that house and start talking to it. See what it wants. Can't really tell you what to do without being there.

boborone said:
hahahaha
I don't know dude. For all I know you're jacking with me. If it's you that's the bad person, then it's more than likely a good ghost. If you're for real, better make good in that house and start talking to it. See what it wants. Can't really tell you what to do without being there.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
No Dude. Im serious. I mean we dont let many people in. I was thinking if I've done anything wrong and that's all I could think of. But man Im worried. If its not that then it could be the usual negative energy. I mean we have had a couple arguments like everyone in the household. So im guessing that could be it?
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™

Y'all scare the #2 out of me.
Sent with my Infused Infuse using XDA Premium App

What ever you do don't even touch a wege board!!!
Sent with my Infused Infuse using XDA Premium App

dayton1202 said:
Y'all scare the #2 out of me.
Sent with my Infused Infuse using XDA Premium App
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Haha how do you think I feel. Im weak when it comes to scary movies. Im basically in one.
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™

dayton1202 said:
What ever you do don't even touch a wege board!!!
Sent with my Infused Infuse using XDA Premium App
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Oh man. I would never get near one.
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™

I was haunted for 2 years when I lived in my old house. It got so bad that when I would come home all my lights, TV, ect were always on. The ghost even got physical with my cousin once by scratching her back. We found out that it was a female ghost and was very jeulous (spelt wrong) of any females. We had to move right away acourding (also spelt wrong) to the pastor who put a belsing on the house.
Sent with my Infused Infuse using XDA Premium App

Do take some pictures or video and post it.
Sent from my LG-P500 using XDA Premium App

dayton1202 said:
What ever you do don't even touch a wege board!!!
Sent with my Infused Infuse using XDA Premium App
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
They're really fun when you can get em to move without anyone touching it. Another time, talked to Brian, found out later that a kid named Brian was killed in the apartments thta I lived in.
It's not scary at all. Learned it when I was young. Me and my uncle would go (lack a better word) hunting for spirits. After spending some time with it. Do a game with where we wrote down what we saw and felt. Telling about what vibes we got from the spirit. If we saw it in clothes, what clothes are they in. Very telling of what kind of spirit you have. Or we would go out after doing some meth. (Keep in mind nobody halucinates the same thing.) We would go out in the middle of the night and "be one" with what was around us. Always seeing the same thing, hearing the same sounds. Drugs actually clutter your mind, but makes you more open to what is around. You see more, but you get confused. It's a learned trait to filter it and see what's really there.

dayton1202 said:
I was haunted for 2 years when I lived in my old house. It got so bad that when I would come home all my lights, TV, ect were always on. The ghost even got physical with my cousin once by scratching her back. We found out that it was a female ghost and was very jeulous (spelt wrong) of any females. We had to move right away acourding (also spelt wrong) to the pastor who put a belsing on the house.
Sent with my Infused Infuse using XDA Premium App
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
**** man. I hope I doesn't escalate to something like this. I know for a fact I wouldn't last long in a situation like this..
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™

boborone said:
They're really fun when you can get em to move without anyone touching it. Another time, talked to Brian, found out later that a kid named Brian was killed in the apartments thta I lived in.
It's not scary at all. Learned it when I was young. Me and my uncle would go (lack a better word) hunting for spirits. After spending some time with it. Do a game with where we wrote down what we saw and felt. Telling about what vibes we got from the spirit. If we saw it in clothes, what clothes are they in. Very telling of what kind of spirit you have. Or we would go out after doing some meth. (Keep in mind nobody halucinates the same thing.) We would go out in the middle of the night and "be one" with what was around us. Always seeing the same thing, hearing the same sounds. Drugs actually clutter your mind, but makes you more open to what is around. You see more, but you get confused. It's a learned trait to filter it and see what's really there.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
So meth and ghosts mix?
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™

If you are a religious person pray for the spirits to find there way to the other side. If they are demons there is no other side and they will stay until they feel the harm the caused is sufficient.
Sent with my Infused Infuse using XDA Premium App

Alex530 said:
Ok so I need to just talk about this but recently at my house (which I've been living in for about 4 years) some scary stuff has been going on now this isn't in order but im scared. Like i dont mean to be a ***** about iit but im truely sincerely scared, now a couple of minutes ago I was in my kitchen heating up some food when Outta no where I heard my name in my ear and some other words which I couldn't make out. Thinking it was my mother whose room is right next to the kitchen I went and checked and she was asleep. Then. I went back to the food and iI felt what was like something big standing behind me it was a horrible feeling. Now for the past couple if days I've been hearing footsteps and I've been seeing shadows, recentlyy I saw a head move by the light reflected by my window and nothing was outside. Also about a week ago I was putting my dog in the house when I saw a red air compressor move right in front of my eyes. It was about 10 at night so I couldn't be anybody. Plus it moved so cleanly, so unhumanly. Ill keep this updated but man I just have to share this.
Sent from a Silicon Galaxy™
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Dude... Time to ask for divine help?

How is your week?

Hey guys, i could use a quick cheer up. Everyone tell me how your week has been.
I got a raise Monday, now I make 10 cents above minimum wage! I found a lump on my testicles Wednesday and was diagnosed with testicular cancer on Friday, which coincidentally was the day my parents held a family meeting telling us that they were going to file a divorce by the end of next week. I don't even know what to do anymore.
Anyone out there need to talk about their problems? I don't have anyone in particular to talk to.
Sent from my HTC Glacier using XDA

gerbetta33 said:
Hey guys, i could use a quick cheer up. Everyone tell me how your week has been.
I got a raise Monday, now I make 10 cents above minimum wage! I found a lump on my testicles Wednesday and was diagnosed with testicular cancer on Friday, which coincidentally was the day my parents held a family meeting telling us that they were going to file a divorce by the end of next week. I don't even know what to do anymore.
Anyone out there need to talk about their problems? I don't have anyone in particular to talk to.
Sent from my HTC Glacier using XDA
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
hey man sorry to hear! one of my best friends had the same thing about a year and a half ago and went through all the treatment and is now cancer free. keep your head up and by all means do the treatment. did they test the lump bc my grandmother had a tumor on her brain and the dr told her she only had 2 months to live and it was cancer so she got a second opinion from another dr and said there was no way to tell untill they got it out. she did have the tumor removed and it was not cancer.

Sorry to hear that man i had a bad week but nothing like that....i totaled my car and my skyrocket flew out the window so i picked up the note but although i came out fine my brother had to get stitches and has a fractured hand.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I717 using xda premium

Cheer up, no matter what your going through, some people have it worse. My week was pretty good. One day last week (I think it was Tuesday) I was on my way to work on the highway and I seen a Guy walk out of hid car and jump in front of a semi truck and died instantly. Don't wanna disgust u with the details but it was horrible. You just have to be thankful that it was testicular cancer instead of something much more severe. Remember nothing is ever perfect and that is what keeps me going whenever something happens. Also remember that some people don't have parents. Good luck
Sent from my LG-P999 using xda premium

fleurdelisxliv said:
hey man sorry to hear! one of my best friends had the same thing about a year and a half ago and went through all the treatment and is now cancer free. keep your head up and by all means do the treatment. did they test the lump bc my grandmother had a tumor on her brain and the dr told her she only had 2 months to live and it was cancer so she got a second opinion from another dr and said there was no way to tell untill they got it out. she did have the tumor removed and it was not cancer.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I've never had reason to doubt my doctor, but I suppose a second opinion wouldn't hurt. He says it is malignant, but I hope it is just a tumor. My best friend had to have his left testicle removed a few months ago. You don't know how relieved I would be if it were just a tumor, and that it could be removed safely. From what I understand though testicular cancer is one of those things where you preety much have to go under the needle and remove the testicle to cure it.

gerbetta33 said:
I've never had reason to doubt my doctor, but I suppose a second opinion wouldn't hurt. He says it is malignant, but I hope it is just a tumor. My best friend had to have his left testicle removed a few months ago. You don't know how relieved I would be if it were just a tumor, and that it could be removed safely. From what I understand though testicular cancer is one of those things where you preety much have to go under the needle and remove the testicle to cure it.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
yea i would always get a second opinion for something that serious anyway. i think my buddy had to have his removed also but he did have to do treatment. so did he test it to see if it was malignant im not a dr but i dont see how they would know without a test

fleurdelisxliv said:
yea i would always get a second opinion for something that serious anyway. i think my buddy had to have his removed also but he did have to do treatment. so did he test it to see if it was malignant im not a dr but i dont see how they would know without a test
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Yeah he said that it was malignant, based on tests. I still want to get a second doctors opinion on the matter, even if it sounds ignorant. Better safe than sorry.
I can't imagine seeing that man jump in front of a semi D: I saw a smoking, fiery semi truck sliding down a highway on its side once a few years back. It was such a surreal moment for me.
Sent from my Glacier using XDA

UPS - Professional Delivery at it's best.

Here is a YouTube video of a Nexus7 being delivered. I'm guessing his screen will have the lifting problem...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgenUR5e-ps

Unless the package has to be signed, I've seen this before. It's unfortunate, but I suppose in their defense, they've got no idea what's inside. :/
Still messed up bro, is the tablet okay? Nice video set up tho, are you using the Logitech system?

Yes, this is typical UPS. They remind me of the Samsonite commercial with the gorilla beating on the suitcase. I'm sure that Nexus 7 got thrown a lot more than once through its journey though UPS.

hullbay said:
Unless the package has to be signed, I've seen this before. It's unfortunate, but I suppose in their defense, they've got no idea what's inside. :/
Still messed up bro, is the tablet okay? Nice video set up tho, are you using the Logitech system?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
That's not a defence. They don't know what's inside, so they shouldn't be throwing anything. The guy should be heading down to the local depot, demanding to speak to the manager, and not leaving without a hefty goodwill and apology gesture.

Rovman said:
That's not a defence. They don't know what's inside, so they shouldn't be throwing anything. The guy should be heading down to the local depot, demanding to speak to the manager, and not leaving without a hefty goodwill and apology gesture.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Yep, I'd be contacting them immediately and show them the video. Ignorance is no excuse. No delivery company should be throwing packages. That kind of defense defies common sense, and is NOT UPS policy by any means.

hullbay said:
Unless the package has to be signed, I've seen this before. It's unfortunate, but I suppose in their defense, they've got no idea what's inside. :/
Still messed up bro, is the tablet okay? Nice video set up tho, are you using the Logitech system?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Not my video. I just found it interesting.

Wow what an asshole. I'm lucky enough to order enough stuff online that my ups guy is "cool" with me and doesn't pull **** like that.
Sent from my Nexus 7 using xda premium

randpost said:
Not my video. I just found it interesting.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Totally missed the word "his" in your OP.

The scary part is FedEx is even worse

Wow I would be flipping livid if that was my tab, thank god I have everything delivered to my office, the UPS guy has to come up the elevator and into my office and hand deliver it, also everything delivered to a business has to be signed for. But damn man that sux lucky ur tab is ok.

It could have been worse....

I found mine inside the screen door and propped on the step just outside the front door. I think they are required to get it to the front door and as the screen door on the front of my house is 3 to 2 feet from the main door he's already there at that point. Didn't change my lifted screen but I don't think bring thrown to the floor is a factor, at least in my case.
Sent from my Nexus 7 using xda app-developers app

Wow who pissed that driver off. I've never seen that happen with my packages delivered. Most of the time I've seen them deliver they'll either put right in front of my door or even sometimes behind the table on our patio. Now fed ex on the other hand they're definitely worse. Our normal driver at my work has just dropped stuff next to our office door if we don't get the back receiving door in like a minute.

Wow...my ups Guy usually hides everything under the doormat, so I know they're not just throwing things around.
Sent from my MB860 using xda premium

My ups guy was nice enough to open my screen door and set it inside of my house on the carpet. That's what I call service
Sent from my Nexus 7 using XDA Premium HD app

My UPS guy is generally nice too.
However, as others have pointed out, the scary part is the one that we DON'T see, namely how many times our packages are thrown around and banged against who-knows-what during the journey from the shipper to us. Who has ever received a perfectly pristine box that looked like it was actually carefully handled?

Good thing my TNT (UK) Delivered Nexus 7 was given to me in hand

Damn time to setup the front door cam. I need to see UPS's bull**** first hand.

woshiweili said:
My UPS guy is generally nice too.
However, as others have pointed out, the scary part is the one that we DON'T see, namely how many times our packages are thrown around and banged against who-knows-what during the journey from the shipper to us. Who has ever received a perfectly pristine box that looked like it was actually carefully handled?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I have a good UPS guy too, but as far as what you don't see; I've worked the hub here in Louisville and it ain't pretty!

awww, no one is going to post the Ace Ventura package delivery scene?
:highfive:

Crap day: car broken into

hey everyone im just venting right now. To after i found my car with all my stuff thrown around. Ipod and gps missing. Mor ethen that tho i had just my lil bro a tv for his birthday and that was also taken. I had meant to take it to my mom earlier in the week but was tired now i have paid the price. the tv was in the trunk and everything was out of sight int he arm rest. I believe in karma but i hope for the best what sucks its the second time at work but at a different store. Just bad luck i guess.

Boo hoo.
Not thread worthy.
Sent from your mom.

Aww that sucks. Take care. Tomorrow will be better
Sent from my GT-I9100 using xda premium

If my car was broken into(when I get a car), I would hire an assassin and a detective to find out who did it and then kill him. Not really...
Sent from my Kindle Fire

Never leave anything of value in sight of an oppertunistic thief, who happens to take a glance inside your motor, as he moseys down the street.
In your case this does not seem to have worked.
Instead leave the back seat a total tip of useless crap. Old newspapers, empty candy wrappers and soft drink cans. He will think you are an utter slob, therefore having nothing of worth, and instead move on down to the nice neat and tidy car in front.

annapink15 said:
hey everyone im just venting right now. To after i found my car with all my stuff thrown around. Ipod and gps missing. Mor ethen that tho i had just my lil bro a tv for his birthday and that was also taken. I had meant to take it to my mom earlier in the week but was tired now i have paid the price. the tv was in the trunk and everything was out of sight int he arm rest. I believe in karma but i hope for the best what sucks its the second time at work but at a different store. Just bad luck i guess.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
The arm rest is not "out of sight". I grew up in the hood. Some advice, never know who noticed you and what you left behind in your ride. Hard lesson, but take it like that, a lesson.
Sent from my SGH-T989 using xda premium

Garage
Sent from my VS840 4G using xda premium

keynith said:
Garage
Sent from my VS840 4G using xda premium
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Quote of one with wealth. Plus who actually uses there garage to park there car in.
Sent from my SGH-T989 using xda premium

Hope they catch um
Sent from my GT-I9300 using xda premium

thank guys i feel better .. going to tryt to contact the property manager because i suspect the new security guard. It is a hard lesson but i dont normally have a tv lying in the trunk haha.. i blame myself for being lazy and not taking it to my moms house earlier. i had a lot fo crap in the back seat nothing was in sight and they took their time picking and choosing what they took. It was a PICKY robber like he took the case of the ipod he had stolen which means he had time and wasnt worried. Yes my next day was better thanks guys

I've been there and it sucks. I had my window busted out and they stole my GPS. Luckily a neighbor heard them bust the window and turned the light on. That scared them off and kept them from taking my backpack which had my laptop and school stuff. I would have been screwed big time cause I had a presentation to do that day at school and if they would have taken the laptop I would have tracked those idiots down myself.

Victor B said:
I've been there and it sucks. I had my window busted out and they stole my GPS. Luckily a neighbor heard them bust the window and turned the light on. That scared them off and kept them from taking my backpack which had my laptop and school stuff. I would have been screwed big time cause I had a presentation to do that day at school and if they would have taken the laptop I would have tracked those idiots down myself.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
oh wow yah it sux i am really hoping for some damn karma haha

Victor B said:
I've been there and it sucks. I had my window busted out and they stole my GPS. Luckily a neighbor heard them bust the window and turned the light on. That scared them off and kept them from taking my backpack which had my laptop and school stuff. I would have been screwed big time cause I had a presentation to do that day at school and if they would have taken the laptop I would have tracked those idiots down myself.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
An then you would'he shot them out of anger, and go to jail for life.
Sent from my Kindle Fire

Josepho1997 said:
An then you would'he shot them out of anger, and go to jail for life.
Sent from my Kindle Fire
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
It would have gotten me out of doing presentations

UAG case give away

Hello all,
I bought a GS4 yesterday and sold my brother my note. I received my UAG case today and have no need for it. So I am going to give it away. I don't really know who im going to give it to, but post something here that is cool or funny and if I like it the most, you get the case. I'll decide Sunday and send it out Tuesday.
Sent from my SCH-I545 using xda premium

Send it back in and send me the refund mate! Beer money$
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I317 using Tapatalk 2

You could gift it to your brother.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazes. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Already asked if he wanted it and he doesn't.
Sent from my SCH-I545 using xda premium

Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still ****in celebrating!!
Sent from the TermiNOTEr 2!

I can't think of anything thing cool or funny to say but I sure would love that case
Sent from my SCH-I605 using xda app-developers app

1.Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!
Knock knock. Whose there?
The chicken!!
2. What do you call a mouse that walks on two feet? You don't know?
Mickey mouse!
How about a duck that walks on two feet? (They say donald duck)
No you idiot all ducks...!!
Thats the best I got lol I would really love to get this case!!!
Sent from my SGH-I317 using xda premium

My gfs uncle just got a note 2 and doesn't have a case. I'm sure he would like it :good:

So apparently people think that I am trying to BS people here. I won't call anyone out but I have gotten two or three messages. I didn't take that image from anywhere other than my table. Please see attached for a completely unnecessary proof picture.

I'm just enjoying the jokes!
I already have a uag case but I'd love a second one for a mod idea I'm dying to try but not willing to risk on my current case!
Sent From My Ginormous Note 2

iPhone > Android

If I ever win the lottery, I'll buy everyone on this forum a really large beer and a really long lap dance in your honor.
Sent from my SGH-T889 using xda premium

You a gamer? I'll gift you something on Steam for it

Hmmm, something funny. OK. I'm sitting outside at 5am, and the sun is blazing down already, while I am trying to send this message out over a horrible 50kb WiFi connection here at FOB Salerno Afghanistan. I will never complain about high speed internet access again! LoL.
Fingers crossed!

joshm.1219 said:
iPhone > Android
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Didn't mean to thank you, but if I'm not mistaken, you just said that the iPhone is better then Android.
Sent from my SPH-L900 using Tapatalk 2

These are pretty good, keep 'em coming. I can tell you that the ones that are simply asking for it probably won't win. Be a little bit creative folks . And to the gentleman above; Android > iPhone is what you meant. I'm sure it was a simple error.

Its was actually pretty funny joke...

So an Android, a Blackberry, an iPhone, and a Windows Phone walk into a bar. Only one gets a Beer.
.... Okay I lied.
Only Androids can walk so none of the others were there at all.

Already got UAG case, but might as well post a funny one just heard the other day. ***Warning*** its R-rated and some might find it offensive, but we are all adults and should have some sense of humor
So this guy walks down the beach and sees a beautiful girl lying down on the sand without arms and legs, crying. He approaches her and asks why is she crying? She replies "I'm very sad because I never been effed before". The guy looks at her, carefully picks her up in his arms, and... throws her right into the water saying "Now you are really effed".

idiotzach15 said:
So an Android, a Blackberry, an iPhone, and a Windows Phone walk into a bar. Only one gets a Beer.
.... Okay I lied.
Only Androids can walk so none of the others were there at all.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I don't know...all the iPhones that disappear from the bars, I think an iPhone could be there.