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Who else hates shopping with women?

Any one else hate shopping with women? What bugs me the most is they have to try on ever little thing they like! And half of the time they don't buy it! I'm actually at the mall right now with my sisters and theyve been in the sane store for like 2 hours! I'm about to bang my head on the floor till my ears bleed
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Alex530 said:
Any one else hate shopping with women? What bugs me the most is they have to try on ever little thing they like! And half of the time they don't buy it! I'm actually at the mall right now with my sisters and theyve been in the sane store for like 2 hours! I'm about to bang my head on the floor till my ears bleed
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Be glad you got a women.

Original Android <3ers! said:
Be glad you got a women.
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hahahahahahahha
i like taking time for shopping myself , so i dont usually notice it ... if its that bad , the more annoying u are the more shell be willing to go home earlier

I love shopping with women. Lol seriously though, when a woman goes clothes shopping, we get more of a rush like when you get a new gadget you love or watch the game or the like. It's fun finding pretty stuff to show off in. Lol
Yay! Go me. I got the XDA app. lol

I hate shopping with women as much as women hate going with me to shop for camera equipment.

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I see you didn't read clearly enough to realize I was shopping with my sister.
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I used to go to the mall with my mother when I was little. Oh gawd. We went in circles, she tried EVERYTHING on.. Used to drag me nuts. Luckily now, I am old enough to walk around by myself.
EDIT: Not to mention she pretty much doesn't buy anything. So we come back tomorrow and she tries on MORE stuff on and buys the thing she didn't yesterday. Yes, I know didn't make sense

SamVib said:
I used to go to the mall with my mother when I was little. Oh gawd. We went in circles, she tried EVERYTHING on.. Used to drag me nuts. Luckily now, I am old enough to walk around by myself.
EDIT: Not to mention she pretty much doesn't buy anything. So we come back tomorrow and she tries on MORE stuff on and buys the thing she didn't yesterday. Yes, I know didn't make sense
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not buying stuff on the day does make sense - means she didn't waste money on clothes she wouldnt wear, and got rid of the impulse buy, and only got stuff she liked.
I like shopping - its fun. I get to piss around a lot with my fianceé whilst she shops so its no big problem! Besides, it also has brownie points....

Alex530 said:
Original Android said:
Be glad you got a women.
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I see you didn't read clearly enough to realize I was shopping with my sister.
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Maybe OA's from the deep south?
I'm lucky, my gf is great when it comes to shopping, she goes for the bargains, likes looking at gadgets, and doesn't dillydally.

Original Android said:
Be glad you got a woman
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But he's shopping with his sisters... Wincest???
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Yea i hate shopping with women.
Wait wut.
Derp.

I don't do it anymore.
We mutually agreed that its best i wait in the car. She gets to shop in peace and I don't have an aneurism.
Happy days

+1 to that
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Sometimes I hate shopping with my wife because we spent the whole day to look for her shoes we went several malls then at the end she bought nothing because she did not like the designs. I think it is a wasting of time.

I'm surprised anyone in this nerd-haven had ever talked to a woman before...

Last time i went i saw my Geography teacher buying a push up LOL

Oh gosh i dont even go in the mall anymore it takes so long, especially if theres a sale going on.
I took my girlfriend Christmas shopping last year and told her she could get what she wanted(me paying for it) and well my wallet was almost empty when we left 2 hours later, but it paid off in the long run.

rorytmeadows said:
I'm surprised anyone in this nerd-haven had ever talked to a woman before...
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Lmao. Am i the only one that finds this funny? That was a good laugh.
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I actually don't really mind shopping with my wife. When it comes to clothes, she's very selective when it comes to trying things on.
She only goes berserk when it comes to shoes. But then every shoe shop has some place for me to sit. So, I use the opportunity to fiddle around with my smartphone.

Where were you?

I was watching a documentary about the 9/11 when they ask this question.
So where were you when that tragedy happened?

I was 6 years old. I remember watching it on TV and didn't have a clue what was going on.
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iynfynity said:
I was watching a documentary about the 9/11 when they ask this question.
So where were you when that tragedy happened?
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Listening to the radio. It came up either damn early morning or late at night (can't remember). Then I checked online the next day and read the papers.

I was at home, I had gotten up for work and like every other day I turned the news on. I was shocked, thought it was fake.
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I was in 1st grade...
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I was 13 or something like that, watching it happen on tv

I was getting ready to go to elementary school. And after it all happend I remember I was as fk because I couldn't watch cartoons... ah back when I didn't have a care in the world and was oblivious to everything that was happening at the time..
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Too personal.
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Wow! That's really extraordinary.
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On my way home :/
Heard about it in the car.

I was in 4th grade watching it on TV, I had no clue about what just happened. I got to go home, then I heard from my Mom that we just had a disaster (I was a little innocent, or whatever when I was younger so I just couldn't wrap my mind around it). I didn't feel sad, I just knew that something bad happened and then we had war

I was in college eating breakfast before class started...
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I was walking from the garage to work when my hubby called me....

So it was about 5 months since I moved to the states. I was in school, beginning of 4th grade. My teacher walks in and says Michal is going home. I say, sure why not. lol. I get home, watch some cartoon network. Switch the channel. Nice movie, next channel, same movie etc. I run out of my house and go to the corner where the twin towers were visible from. Now all I saw was a big dust cloud.

I was @ work, listening to the radio. Saw the second tower go down on TV. Didn't believe my eyes.

I was sleeping after working 3rd shift when my mother called me to tell me about it, I turned on the TV and seen the second tower get hit. God bless those that died that day and God be with the ones that lost someone on that tragic day.

at 2nd or 3rd grade. dont remember which. school got locked down and nobody left until 5 or 6 that night. it was scarey hearing the teachers talk about what happened. i knew friends of my family worked there, but thank god it was their day off..... just wish everyone elses family was that lucky. :/

twitch351 said:
I was in 4th grade watching it on TV, I had no clue about what just happened. I got to go home, then I heard from my Mom that we just had a disaster (I was a little innocent, or whatever when I was younger so I just couldn't wrap my mind around it). I didn't feel sad, I just knew that something bad happened and then we had war
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I know what you mean about wrapping your mind around it. It wasn't until i read a book written by one of the surviving Firemen, who was in a tower as it collapsed and by some miracle survived, could i get a grip on what it must have been like for the people involved.
Terrible, terrible thing to happen. I wonder how the people of the world will commemorate the 10 year anniversary?

I was 15 or 16 at the time, and was on a fieldtrip with the class. We (me and my friends) were outside roaming the little town we were in and the teachers watched the news when we got back, and i thought they watched a movie. That wasn't the case.

I was at Auburn University, just sat down for class. Teacher ran in and turned on TV and all he said was "you can stay or leave..."

How is your week?

Hey guys, i could use a quick cheer up. Everyone tell me how your week has been.
I got a raise Monday, now I make 10 cents above minimum wage! I found a lump on my testicles Wednesday and was diagnosed with testicular cancer on Friday, which coincidentally was the day my parents held a family meeting telling us that they were going to file a divorce by the end of next week. I don't even know what to do anymore.
Anyone out there need to talk about their problems? I don't have anyone in particular to talk to.
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gerbetta33 said:
Hey guys, i could use a quick cheer up. Everyone tell me how your week has been.
I got a raise Monday, now I make 10 cents above minimum wage! I found a lump on my testicles Wednesday and was diagnosed with testicular cancer on Friday, which coincidentally was the day my parents held a family meeting telling us that they were going to file a divorce by the end of next week. I don't even know what to do anymore.
Anyone out there need to talk about their problems? I don't have anyone in particular to talk to.
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hey man sorry to hear! one of my best friends had the same thing about a year and a half ago and went through all the treatment and is now cancer free. keep your head up and by all means do the treatment. did they test the lump bc my grandmother had a tumor on her brain and the dr told her she only had 2 months to live and it was cancer so she got a second opinion from another dr and said there was no way to tell untill they got it out. she did have the tumor removed and it was not cancer.

Sorry to hear that man i had a bad week but nothing like that....i totaled my car and my skyrocket flew out the window so i picked up the note but although i came out fine my brother had to get stitches and has a fractured hand.
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Cheer up, no matter what your going through, some people have it worse. My week was pretty good. One day last week (I think it was Tuesday) I was on my way to work on the highway and I seen a Guy walk out of hid car and jump in front of a semi truck and died instantly. Don't wanna disgust u with the details but it was horrible. You just have to be thankful that it was testicular cancer instead of something much more severe. Remember nothing is ever perfect and that is what keeps me going whenever something happens. Also remember that some people don't have parents. Good luck
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fleurdelisxliv said:
hey man sorry to hear! one of my best friends had the same thing about a year and a half ago and went through all the treatment and is now cancer free. keep your head up and by all means do the treatment. did they test the lump bc my grandmother had a tumor on her brain and the dr told her she only had 2 months to live and it was cancer so she got a second opinion from another dr and said there was no way to tell untill they got it out. she did have the tumor removed and it was not cancer.
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I've never had reason to doubt my doctor, but I suppose a second opinion wouldn't hurt. He says it is malignant, but I hope it is just a tumor. My best friend had to have his left testicle removed a few months ago. You don't know how relieved I would be if it were just a tumor, and that it could be removed safely. From what I understand though testicular cancer is one of those things where you preety much have to go under the needle and remove the testicle to cure it.

gerbetta33 said:
I've never had reason to doubt my doctor, but I suppose a second opinion wouldn't hurt. He says it is malignant, but I hope it is just a tumor. My best friend had to have his left testicle removed a few months ago. You don't know how relieved I would be if it were just a tumor, and that it could be removed safely. From what I understand though testicular cancer is one of those things where you preety much have to go under the needle and remove the testicle to cure it.
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yea i would always get a second opinion for something that serious anyway. i think my buddy had to have his removed also but he did have to do treatment. so did he test it to see if it was malignant im not a dr but i dont see how they would know without a test

fleurdelisxliv said:
yea i would always get a second opinion for something that serious anyway. i think my buddy had to have his removed also but he did have to do treatment. so did he test it to see if it was malignant im not a dr but i dont see how they would know without a test
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Yeah he said that it was malignant, based on tests. I still want to get a second doctors opinion on the matter, even if it sounds ignorant. Better safe than sorry.
I can't imagine seeing that man jump in front of a semi D: I saw a smoking, fiery semi truck sliding down a highway on its side once a few years back. It was such a surreal moment for me.
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Crap day: car broken into

hey everyone im just venting right now. To after i found my car with all my stuff thrown around. Ipod and gps missing. Mor ethen that tho i had just my lil bro a tv for his birthday and that was also taken. I had meant to take it to my mom earlier in the week but was tired now i have paid the price. the tv was in the trunk and everything was out of sight int he arm rest. I believe in karma but i hope for the best what sucks its the second time at work but at a different store. Just bad luck i guess.

Boo hoo.
Not thread worthy.
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Aww that sucks. Take care. Tomorrow will be better
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If my car was broken into(when I get a car), I would hire an assassin and a detective to find out who did it and then kill him. Not really...
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Never leave anything of value in sight of an oppertunistic thief, who happens to take a glance inside your motor, as he moseys down the street.
In your case this does not seem to have worked.
Instead leave the back seat a total tip of useless crap. Old newspapers, empty candy wrappers and soft drink cans. He will think you are an utter slob, therefore having nothing of worth, and instead move on down to the nice neat and tidy car in front.

annapink15 said:
hey everyone im just venting right now. To after i found my car with all my stuff thrown around. Ipod and gps missing. Mor ethen that tho i had just my lil bro a tv for his birthday and that was also taken. I had meant to take it to my mom earlier in the week but was tired now i have paid the price. the tv was in the trunk and everything was out of sight int he arm rest. I believe in karma but i hope for the best what sucks its the second time at work but at a different store. Just bad luck i guess.
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The arm rest is not "out of sight". I grew up in the hood. Some advice, never know who noticed you and what you left behind in your ride. Hard lesson, but take it like that, a lesson.
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Garage
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keynith said:
Garage
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Quote of one with wealth. Plus who actually uses there garage to park there car in.
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Hope they catch um
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thank guys i feel better .. going to tryt to contact the property manager because i suspect the new security guard. It is a hard lesson but i dont normally have a tv lying in the trunk haha.. i blame myself for being lazy and not taking it to my moms house earlier. i had a lot fo crap in the back seat nothing was in sight and they took their time picking and choosing what they took. It was a PICKY robber like he took the case of the ipod he had stolen which means he had time and wasnt worried. Yes my next day was better thanks guys

I've been there and it sucks. I had my window busted out and they stole my GPS. Luckily a neighbor heard them bust the window and turned the light on. That scared them off and kept them from taking my backpack which had my laptop and school stuff. I would have been screwed big time cause I had a presentation to do that day at school and if they would have taken the laptop I would have tracked those idiots down myself.

Victor B said:
I've been there and it sucks. I had my window busted out and they stole my GPS. Luckily a neighbor heard them bust the window and turned the light on. That scared them off and kept them from taking my backpack which had my laptop and school stuff. I would have been screwed big time cause I had a presentation to do that day at school and if they would have taken the laptop I would have tracked those idiots down myself.
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oh wow yah it sux i am really hoping for some damn karma haha

Victor B said:
I've been there and it sucks. I had my window busted out and they stole my GPS. Luckily a neighbor heard them bust the window and turned the light on. That scared them off and kept them from taking my backpack which had my laptop and school stuff. I would have been screwed big time cause I had a presentation to do that day at school and if they would have taken the laptop I would have tracked those idiots down myself.
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An then you would'he shot them out of anger, and go to jail for life.
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Josepho1997 said:
An then you would'he shot them out of anger, and go to jail for life.
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It would have gotten me out of doing presentations

UAG case give away

Hello all,
I bought a GS4 yesterday and sold my brother my note. I received my UAG case today and have no need for it. So I am going to give it away. I don't really know who im going to give it to, but post something here that is cool or funny and if I like it the most, you get the case. I'll decide Sunday and send it out Tuesday.
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Send it back in and send me the refund mate! Beer money$
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You could gift it to your brother.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazes. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Already asked if he wanted it and he doesn't.
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Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still ****in celebrating!!
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I can't think of anything thing cool or funny to say but I sure would love that case
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1.Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!
Knock knock. Whose there?
The chicken!!
2. What do you call a mouse that walks on two feet? You don't know?
Mickey mouse!
How about a duck that walks on two feet? (They say donald duck)
No you idiot all ducks...!!
Thats the best I got lol I would really love to get this case!!!
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My gfs uncle just got a note 2 and doesn't have a case. I'm sure he would like it :good:

So apparently people think that I am trying to BS people here. I won't call anyone out but I have gotten two or three messages. I didn't take that image from anywhere other than my table. Please see attached for a completely unnecessary proof picture.

I'm just enjoying the jokes!
I already have a uag case but I'd love a second one for a mod idea I'm dying to try but not willing to risk on my current case!
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iPhone > Android

If I ever win the lottery, I'll buy everyone on this forum a really large beer and a really long lap dance in your honor.
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You a gamer? I'll gift you something on Steam for it

Hmmm, something funny. OK. I'm sitting outside at 5am, and the sun is blazing down already, while I am trying to send this message out over a horrible 50kb WiFi connection here at FOB Salerno Afghanistan. I will never complain about high speed internet access again! LoL.
Fingers crossed!

joshm.1219 said:
iPhone > Android
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Didn't mean to thank you, but if I'm not mistaken, you just said that the iPhone is better then Android.
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These are pretty good, keep 'em coming. I can tell you that the ones that are simply asking for it probably won't win. Be a little bit creative folks . And to the gentleman above; Android > iPhone is what you meant. I'm sure it was a simple error.

Its was actually pretty funny joke...

So an Android, a Blackberry, an iPhone, and a Windows Phone walk into a bar. Only one gets a Beer.
.... Okay I lied.
Only Androids can walk so none of the others were there at all.

Already got UAG case, but might as well post a funny one just heard the other day. ***Warning*** its R-rated and some might find it offensive, but we are all adults and should have some sense of humor
So this guy walks down the beach and sees a beautiful girl lying down on the sand without arms and legs, crying. He approaches her and asks why is she crying? She replies "I'm very sad because I never been effed before". The guy looks at her, carefully picks her up in his arms, and... throws her right into the water saying "Now you are really effed".

idiotzach15 said:
So an Android, a Blackberry, an iPhone, and a Windows Phone walk into a bar. Only one gets a Beer.
.... Okay I lied.
Only Androids can walk so none of the others were there at all.
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I don't know...all the iPhones that disappear from the bars, I think an iPhone could be there.