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Who else hates shopping with women?

Any one else hate shopping with women? What bugs me the most is they have to try on ever little thing they like! And half of the time they don't buy it! I'm actually at the mall right now with my sisters and theyve been in the sane store for like 2 hours! I'm about to bang my head on the floor till my ears bleed
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Alex530 said:
Any one else hate shopping with women? What bugs me the most is they have to try on ever little thing they like! And half of the time they don't buy it! I'm actually at the mall right now with my sisters and theyve been in the sane store for like 2 hours! I'm about to bang my head on the floor till my ears bleed
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Be glad you got a women.

Original Android <3ers! said:
Be glad you got a women.
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hahahahahahahha
i like taking time for shopping myself , so i dont usually notice it ... if its that bad , the more annoying u are the more shell be willing to go home earlier

I love shopping with women. Lol seriously though, when a woman goes clothes shopping, we get more of a rush like when you get a new gadget you love or watch the game or the like. It's fun finding pretty stuff to show off in. Lol
Yay! Go me. I got the XDA app. lol

I hate shopping with women as much as women hate going with me to shop for camera equipment.

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I see you didn't read clearly enough to realize I was shopping with my sister.
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I used to go to the mall with my mother when I was little. Oh gawd. We went in circles, she tried EVERYTHING on.. Used to drag me nuts. Luckily now, I am old enough to walk around by myself.
EDIT: Not to mention she pretty much doesn't buy anything. So we come back tomorrow and she tries on MORE stuff on and buys the thing she didn't yesterday. Yes, I know didn't make sense

SamVib said:
I used to go to the mall with my mother when I was little. Oh gawd. We went in circles, she tried EVERYTHING on.. Used to drag me nuts. Luckily now, I am old enough to walk around by myself.
EDIT: Not to mention she pretty much doesn't buy anything. So we come back tomorrow and she tries on MORE stuff on and buys the thing she didn't yesterday. Yes, I know didn't make sense
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not buying stuff on the day does make sense - means she didn't waste money on clothes she wouldnt wear, and got rid of the impulse buy, and only got stuff she liked.
I like shopping - its fun. I get to piss around a lot with my fianceé whilst she shops so its no big problem! Besides, it also has brownie points....

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Original Android said:
Be glad you got a women.
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I see you didn't read clearly enough to realize I was shopping with my sister.
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Maybe OA's from the deep south?
I'm lucky, my gf is great when it comes to shopping, she goes for the bargains, likes looking at gadgets, and doesn't dillydally.

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Be glad you got a woman
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But he's shopping with his sisters... Wincest???
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Yea i hate shopping with women.
Wait wut.
Derp.

I don't do it anymore.
We mutually agreed that its best i wait in the car. She gets to shop in peace and I don't have an aneurism.
Happy days

+1 to that
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Sometimes I hate shopping with my wife because we spent the whole day to look for her shoes we went several malls then at the end she bought nothing because she did not like the designs. I think it is a wasting of time.

I'm surprised anyone in this nerd-haven had ever talked to a woman before...

Last time i went i saw my Geography teacher buying a push up LOL

Oh gosh i dont even go in the mall anymore it takes so long, especially if theres a sale going on.
I took my girlfriend Christmas shopping last year and told her she could get what she wanted(me paying for it) and well my wallet was almost empty when we left 2 hours later, but it paid off in the long run.

rorytmeadows said:
I'm surprised anyone in this nerd-haven had ever talked to a woman before...
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Lmao. Am i the only one that finds this funny? That was a good laugh.
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I actually don't really mind shopping with my wife. When it comes to clothes, she's very selective when it comes to trying things on.
She only goes berserk when it comes to shoes. But then every shoe shop has some place for me to sit. So, I use the opportunity to fiddle around with my smartphone.

Oh my, im being haunted

Ok so I need to just talk about this but recently at my house (which I've been living in for about 4 years) some scary stuff has been going on now this isn't in order but im scared. Like i dont mean to be a ***** about iit but im truely sincerely scared, now a couple of minutes ago I was in my kitchen heating up some food when Outta no where I heard my name in my ear and some other words which I couldn't make out. Thinking it was my mother whose room is right next to the kitchen I went and checked and she was asleep. Then. I went back to the food and iI felt what was like something big standing behind me it was a horrible feeling. Now for the past couple if days I've been hearing footsteps and I've been seeing shadows, recentlyy I saw a head move by the light reflected by my window and nothing was outside. Also about a week ago I was putting my dog in the house when I saw a red air compressor move right in front of my eyes. It was about 10 at night so I couldn't be anybody. Plus it moved so cleanly, so unhumanly. Ill keep this updated but man I just have to share this.
Edit*: I remember the first experience I had with it. I was getting ready to go out to eat so I picked up an iron walked around the house with it and ironed a **** real quick with it unplugged. Right before I left I did a lap with it around the house and made sure the cord wasn't tangled and put it next to my moms tv which is on a stand about 3feet tall, so I left and came back no more then 30 minutes after to find the iron on the carpet while plugged in, leaving a deep burn on it. Call me crazy but I made sure twice it wasn't plugged it. Heck I never went close to the power outlet.
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You got one of the bad ones. They won't listen to you if you ask em to leave. Won't stop. Not polite. The shadow you say you see is just like the demons from Ghost. Pure evil. Is someone in your house now that wasn't there before, ie a drug shooting uncle, molesting step dad, someone brought that evil with them and it doesn't like you. Might want to go to a shady part of town and tell one of those psychics you saw and passed off as a fake *****. Don't tell her the whole story, but tell her you got a problem. See if she can tell what it is or has to social engineer it out of you.

boborone said:
You got one of the bad ones. They won't listen to you if you ask em to leave. Won't stop. Not polite. The shadow you say you see is just like the demons from Ghost. Pure evil. Is someone in your house now that wasn't there before, ie a drug shooting uncle, molesting step dad, someone brought that evil with them and it doesn't like you. Might want to go to a shady part of town and tell one of those psychics you saw and passed off as a fake *****. Don't tell her the whole story, but tell her you got a problem. See if she can tell what it is or has to social engineer it out of you.
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**** this man. You think a new house would be a solution?
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boborone said:
Is someone in your house now that wasn't there before, ie a drug shooting uncle, molesting step dad, someone brought that evil with them and it doesn't like you.
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Nothing like that. Man im 16. I dont think I should be dealing with **** like this at my age.
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If someone has a iPhone in your house throw it away its attracting all the zombies, and join LAZI.
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Alex530 said:
**** this man. You think a new house would be a solution?
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That's what my friend had to do. Her and her kids slept on an air mattress in the living room for about two years. Finally a good psychic told her to divorce her husband and move. Hasn't had a problem since. Watch out who you let over to your house. You are a good person. That's why this demon doesn't like you. Mostly they just talk to you in your ear, growl at you, scare teh **** out of you on purpose. Nothing nice about em period. It's when they start moving things that it's getting out of control. They or you have to go somehow.
There are good ghosts, my mom lives with two of em. They watch over her. Stay up in the attic. The vet clinic I work at has one. Only two of us notice it. It just watches everyone and makes sure everybody is doing good to the animals. I actually talked to it one day. Got tired of it watching me and wanted to know what it's deal was. We're cool now.
From now on, don't let crazy people in your house. That is your castle, your domain, your place of solace. Don't let it corrupted.

boborone said:
That's what my friend had to do. Her and her kids slept on an air mattress in the living room for about two years. Finally a good psychic told her to divorce her husband and move. Hasn't had a problem since. Watch out who you let over to your house. You are a good person. That's why this demon doesn't like you. Mostly they just talk to you in your ear, growl at you, scare teh **** out of you on purpose. Nothing nice about em period. It's when they start moving things that it's getting out of control. They or you have to go somehow.
There are good ghosts, my mom lives with two of em. They watch over her. Stay up in the attic. The vet clinic I work at has one. Only two of us notice it. It just watches everyone and makes sure everybody is doing good to the animals. I actually talked to it one day. Got tired of it watching me and wanted to know what it's deal was. We're cool now.
From now on, don't let crazy people in your house. That is your castle, your domain, your place of solace. Don't let it corrupted.
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Oh god. It just hit me. I know what I did. I borrowed money that I needed to pay a debt with from my moms money. It was from a stash she has. I know im gonna pay her back as soon as I sell my stuff but I recall hearing the first footsteps a while after I did. Could this possibly be it? And if so I paid it back woudl there be a chance for it to go away?
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Alex530 said:
Oh god. It just hit me. I know what I did. I borrowed money that I needed to pay a debt with from my moms money. It was from a stash she has. I know im gonna pay her back as soon as I sell my stuff but I recall hearing the first footsteps a while after I did. Could this possibly be it? And if so I paid it back woudl there be a chance for it to go away?
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hahahaha
I don't know dude. For all I know you're jacking with me. If it's you that's the bad person, then it's more than likely a good ghost. If you're for real, better make good in that house and start talking to it. See what it wants. Can't really tell you what to do without being there.

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I don't know dude. For all I know you're jacking with me. If it's you that's the bad person, then it's more than likely a good ghost. If you're for real, better make good in that house and start talking to it. See what it wants. Can't really tell you what to do without being there.
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No Dude. Im serious. I mean we dont let many people in. I was thinking if I've done anything wrong and that's all I could think of. But man Im worried. If its not that then it could be the usual negative energy. I mean we have had a couple arguments like everyone in the household. So im guessing that could be it?
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Y'all scare the #2 out of me.
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What ever you do don't even touch a wege board!!!
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dayton1202 said:
Y'all scare the #2 out of me.
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Haha how do you think I feel. Im weak when it comes to scary movies. Im basically in one.
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dayton1202 said:
What ever you do don't even touch a wege board!!!
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Oh man. I would never get near one.
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I was haunted for 2 years when I lived in my old house. It got so bad that when I would come home all my lights, TV, ect were always on. The ghost even got physical with my cousin once by scratching her back. We found out that it was a female ghost and was very jeulous (spelt wrong) of any females. We had to move right away acourding (also spelt wrong) to the pastor who put a belsing on the house.
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Do take some pictures or video and post it.
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dayton1202 said:
What ever you do don't even touch a wege board!!!
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They're really fun when you can get em to move without anyone touching it. Another time, talked to Brian, found out later that a kid named Brian was killed in the apartments thta I lived in.
It's not scary at all. Learned it when I was young. Me and my uncle would go (lack a better word) hunting for spirits. After spending some time with it. Do a game with where we wrote down what we saw and felt. Telling about what vibes we got from the spirit. If we saw it in clothes, what clothes are they in. Very telling of what kind of spirit you have. Or we would go out after doing some meth. (Keep in mind nobody halucinates the same thing.) We would go out in the middle of the night and "be one" with what was around us. Always seeing the same thing, hearing the same sounds. Drugs actually clutter your mind, but makes you more open to what is around. You see more, but you get confused. It's a learned trait to filter it and see what's really there.

dayton1202 said:
I was haunted for 2 years when I lived in my old house. It got so bad that when I would come home all my lights, TV, ect were always on. The ghost even got physical with my cousin once by scratching her back. We found out that it was a female ghost and was very jeulous (spelt wrong) of any females. We had to move right away acourding (also spelt wrong) to the pastor who put a belsing on the house.
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**** man. I hope I doesn't escalate to something like this. I know for a fact I wouldn't last long in a situation like this..
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boborone said:
They're really fun when you can get em to move without anyone touching it. Another time, talked to Brian, found out later that a kid named Brian was killed in the apartments thta I lived in.
It's not scary at all. Learned it when I was young. Me and my uncle would go (lack a better word) hunting for spirits. After spending some time with it. Do a game with where we wrote down what we saw and felt. Telling about what vibes we got from the spirit. If we saw it in clothes, what clothes are they in. Very telling of what kind of spirit you have. Or we would go out after doing some meth. (Keep in mind nobody halucinates the same thing.) We would go out in the middle of the night and "be one" with what was around us. Always seeing the same thing, hearing the same sounds. Drugs actually clutter your mind, but makes you more open to what is around. You see more, but you get confused. It's a learned trait to filter it and see what's really there.
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So meth and ghosts mix?
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If you are a religious person pray for the spirits to find there way to the other side. If they are demons there is no other side and they will stay until they feel the harm the caused is sufficient.
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Alex530 said:
Ok so I need to just talk about this but recently at my house (which I've been living in for about 4 years) some scary stuff has been going on now this isn't in order but im scared. Like i dont mean to be a ***** about iit but im truely sincerely scared, now a couple of minutes ago I was in my kitchen heating up some food when Outta no where I heard my name in my ear and some other words which I couldn't make out. Thinking it was my mother whose room is right next to the kitchen I went and checked and she was asleep. Then. I went back to the food and iI felt what was like something big standing behind me it was a horrible feeling. Now for the past couple if days I've been hearing footsteps and I've been seeing shadows, recentlyy I saw a head move by the light reflected by my window and nothing was outside. Also about a week ago I was putting my dog in the house when I saw a red air compressor move right in front of my eyes. It was about 10 at night so I couldn't be anybody. Plus it moved so cleanly, so unhumanly. Ill keep this updated but man I just have to share this.
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Dude... Time to ask for divine help?

Crap day: car broken into

hey everyone im just venting right now. To after i found my car with all my stuff thrown around. Ipod and gps missing. Mor ethen that tho i had just my lil bro a tv for his birthday and that was also taken. I had meant to take it to my mom earlier in the week but was tired now i have paid the price. the tv was in the trunk and everything was out of sight int he arm rest. I believe in karma but i hope for the best what sucks its the second time at work but at a different store. Just bad luck i guess.

Boo hoo.
Not thread worthy.
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Aww that sucks. Take care. Tomorrow will be better
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If my car was broken into(when I get a car), I would hire an assassin and a detective to find out who did it and then kill him. Not really...
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Never leave anything of value in sight of an oppertunistic thief, who happens to take a glance inside your motor, as he moseys down the street.
In your case this does not seem to have worked.
Instead leave the back seat a total tip of useless crap. Old newspapers, empty candy wrappers and soft drink cans. He will think you are an utter slob, therefore having nothing of worth, and instead move on down to the nice neat and tidy car in front.

annapink15 said:
hey everyone im just venting right now. To after i found my car with all my stuff thrown around. Ipod and gps missing. Mor ethen that tho i had just my lil bro a tv for his birthday and that was also taken. I had meant to take it to my mom earlier in the week but was tired now i have paid the price. the tv was in the trunk and everything was out of sight int he arm rest. I believe in karma but i hope for the best what sucks its the second time at work but at a different store. Just bad luck i guess.
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The arm rest is not "out of sight". I grew up in the hood. Some advice, never know who noticed you and what you left behind in your ride. Hard lesson, but take it like that, a lesson.
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Garage
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keynith said:
Garage
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Quote of one with wealth. Plus who actually uses there garage to park there car in.
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Hope they catch um
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thank guys i feel better .. going to tryt to contact the property manager because i suspect the new security guard. It is a hard lesson but i dont normally have a tv lying in the trunk haha.. i blame myself for being lazy and not taking it to my moms house earlier. i had a lot fo crap in the back seat nothing was in sight and they took their time picking and choosing what they took. It was a PICKY robber like he took the case of the ipod he had stolen which means he had time and wasnt worried. Yes my next day was better thanks guys

I've been there and it sucks. I had my window busted out and they stole my GPS. Luckily a neighbor heard them bust the window and turned the light on. That scared them off and kept them from taking my backpack which had my laptop and school stuff. I would have been screwed big time cause I had a presentation to do that day at school and if they would have taken the laptop I would have tracked those idiots down myself.

Victor B said:
I've been there and it sucks. I had my window busted out and they stole my GPS. Luckily a neighbor heard them bust the window and turned the light on. That scared them off and kept them from taking my backpack which had my laptop and school stuff. I would have been screwed big time cause I had a presentation to do that day at school and if they would have taken the laptop I would have tracked those idiots down myself.
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oh wow yah it sux i am really hoping for some damn karma haha

Victor B said:
I've been there and it sucks. I had my window busted out and they stole my GPS. Luckily a neighbor heard them bust the window and turned the light on. That scared them off and kept them from taking my backpack which had my laptop and school stuff. I would have been screwed big time cause I had a presentation to do that day at school and if they would have taken the laptop I would have tracked those idiots down myself.
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An then you would'he shot them out of anger, and go to jail for life.
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An then you would'he shot them out of anger, and go to jail for life.
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It would have gotten me out of doing presentations

UAG case give away

Hello all,
I bought a GS4 yesterday and sold my brother my note. I received my UAG case today and have no need for it. So I am going to give it away. I don't really know who im going to give it to, but post something here that is cool or funny and if I like it the most, you get the case. I'll decide Sunday and send it out Tuesday.
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Send it back in and send me the refund mate! Beer money$
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You could gift it to your brother.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazes. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Already asked if he wanted it and he doesn't.
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Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still ****in celebrating!!
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I can't think of anything thing cool or funny to say but I sure would love that case
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1.Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!
Knock knock. Whose there?
The chicken!!
2. What do you call a mouse that walks on two feet? You don't know?
Mickey mouse!
How about a duck that walks on two feet? (They say donald duck)
No you idiot all ducks...!!
Thats the best I got lol I would really love to get this case!!!
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My gfs uncle just got a note 2 and doesn't have a case. I'm sure he would like it :good:

So apparently people think that I am trying to BS people here. I won't call anyone out but I have gotten two or three messages. I didn't take that image from anywhere other than my table. Please see attached for a completely unnecessary proof picture.

I'm just enjoying the jokes!
I already have a uag case but I'd love a second one for a mod idea I'm dying to try but not willing to risk on my current case!
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iPhone > Android

If I ever win the lottery, I'll buy everyone on this forum a really large beer and a really long lap dance in your honor.
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You a gamer? I'll gift you something on Steam for it

Hmmm, something funny. OK. I'm sitting outside at 5am, and the sun is blazing down already, while I am trying to send this message out over a horrible 50kb WiFi connection here at FOB Salerno Afghanistan. I will never complain about high speed internet access again! LoL.
Fingers crossed!

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iPhone > Android
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Didn't mean to thank you, but if I'm not mistaken, you just said that the iPhone is better then Android.
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These are pretty good, keep 'em coming. I can tell you that the ones that are simply asking for it probably won't win. Be a little bit creative folks . And to the gentleman above; Android > iPhone is what you meant. I'm sure it was a simple error.

Its was actually pretty funny joke...

So an Android, a Blackberry, an iPhone, and a Windows Phone walk into a bar. Only one gets a Beer.
.... Okay I lied.
Only Androids can walk so none of the others were there at all.

Already got UAG case, but might as well post a funny one just heard the other day. ***Warning*** its R-rated and some might find it offensive, but we are all adults and should have some sense of humor
So this guy walks down the beach and sees a beautiful girl lying down on the sand without arms and legs, crying. He approaches her and asks why is she crying? She replies "I'm very sad because I never been effed before". The guy looks at her, carefully picks her up in his arms, and... throws her right into the water saying "Now you are really effed".

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So an Android, a Blackberry, an iPhone, and a Windows Phone walk into a bar. Only one gets a Beer.
.... Okay I lied.
Only Androids can walk so none of the others were there at all.
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I don't know...all the iPhones that disappear from the bars, I think an iPhone could be there.

Atrix HD Off Topic

I'd smoke here if I could. I'm stuck in my room on the 4th floor and the windows are screwed shut with torx 15 security heads. There's a $1000 fine if caught smoking on the property of any hospital in the state of Arkansas...technically any tobacco use, but smoking is what's targeted.
MRSA sucks.
Should get out Friday or Saturday and my focus is going to shift to the Lapdock and Webtop. Stock, custom... I don't care, I just want to use my dock.

Damn i dont know if i can hold that long without a cigarette. Lol That will be like a double pain for me. Lol
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Between a nicotine patch and dip it's not that bad.
What really sucks is, except for my finger, is I feel perfectly fine.
This is also the longest I've been apart from my dogs ever, 8 years. Until now the longest we've been apart was 12 hours. 2 days apart is worse than the no smoking.

@skeevydude
I just realized you were from southern Arkansas. I went to school at Ouachita Baptist. Small world.
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skeevydude said:
When I was 17 I came home high as hell. My dad pushed me and I tripped over the recliner. He searched me and found my stash. Anyways, a few days later I was at a Christmas Party and me and friends were passing the bong around the room when I looked over and realized I was passing it to my Dad. We've been smoking together since...Especially since I was getting better weed for less money.
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Lmao that is classic Thank god I didn't get caught ever. I quit weed on my 21st bday. And since nothing but Newport's. Lol
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Holy crap Skeevydude, you and bmatney are both from arkansas? If you're still in a hospital, depending on which one I might be working right down the road from you lol.

The discussion of illicit substances isn't something that we allow on a family forum.
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