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Haha Apple Patent Sexting Blocking :p

Look here
http://theunlockr.com/2010/10/14/apple’s-anti-sexting-software-2/
Basicly theyve been granted a patent that blocks people from reciving/sending messages with sexualy explicit material LoL
Although it's ment for parents to add parental settings, its not realy going to stop them why not ring the person Wouldnt it be great if apple have this on all their products without the ability to turn it of what a lol that'd be

Another reason why ill never by an apple product haahaa
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Hmm parents trying to stop teenagers watching porn etc.... Pathetic... There is always some way hehe

C0mpu13rFr34k said:
Hmm parents trying to stop teenagers watching porn etc.... Pathetic... There is always some way hehe
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Like I always say. "If you can't watch porn....Make one" haha
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That's funny. I also do all my sexting naked in bed with a sheet covering me too.
good day.

Apparently Apple wants everyone to be uptight prudish lamoids

Just watch the video. It says all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=IraQfhlMwi4
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Alex530 said:
Another reason why ill never by an apple product haahaa
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+1 Apple & There devious ways of controlling use
Android FTW

Master™ said:
+1 Apple & There devious ways of controlling use
Android FTW
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We don't have to say android ftw no more. We already know it won Haha
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Alex530 said:
We don't have to say android ftw no more. We already know it won Haha
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Oh yeah, Now I remember..

If theres a will theres a way!

bruno1211 said:
Just watch the video. It says all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=IraQfhlMwi4
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OMG! I'm laughing so hard I can't believe I've never seen that vid before HAHAHAHAAHAHAH xD THE ANDROID PHONE IS FOR PORN!!!

bruno1211 said:
Just watch the video. It says all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=IraQfhlMwi4
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This is ****ING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freshhh EVO = iPhone 4 murderer™

LOL, that **** was funny.

"Brett Favre is gonna want a Droid"-Stephen Colbert

I just read into that more..
"Also a parent can force their kids to learn a different language by, requiring “that a certain number of Spanish words per day be included in e-mails for a child learning Spanish.”"
Apple likes to force huh? lol... I feel bad for those kids, but I am sure that there are some smart ones. It's like: "Yeah I had a good day, What about you? Hola Hola Hola Hola (Sorry, my mom tries to force me to learn Spanish)"

Apple loves assisting in the pussification of America
Soon, iOS will boot up while telling you not to smoke

rorytmeadows said:
Apple loves assisting in the pussification of America
Soon, iOS will boot up while telling you not to smoke
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Nope, It will say don't Text & Drive.. Or maybe it will detect the speed you are traveling at and if it is 10+mph then it will disable all texts & calls :O

Master™ said:
Nope, It will say don't Text & Drive.. Or maybe it will detect the speed you are traveling at and if it is 10+mph then it will disable all texts & calls :O
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It'll have sensor to make sure you hold it the "innovative" way.
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bruno1211 said:
Just watch the video. It says all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=IraQfhlMwi4
That made my day
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Do any of you consider each other buddies?

Well I've come to know some members here and we are all a big community.
So do any of you guys consider each other buddies/friends or just a community of people?
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Pretty much all my fellow metalheads here.

Yeah well a few, I've made a couple of friends on here!

cashyftw said:
Yeah well a few, I've made a couple of friends on here!
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Hey what's up wanna be my new friend lol
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Moderator............ PLEASE CLOSE THREAD

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Moderator............ PLEASE CLOSE THREAD
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I guess he doesn't have many friends
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No I don't post enough but I've gotten fond of reading xrider66's comments lol and yours to alanrock (whatever...)..people may hate xrider but hes actually pretty smart IMO...

Lol me too. Well in school anyways. I don't hate rider66 he's cool!
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Alanrocks15 said:
Lol me too. Well in school anyways. I don't hate rider66 he's cool!
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I want to be cool, too.
I have no friends. </3

I don't know about friend, but made myself an enemy here for sure (Samsung developers)
Anyways, I'd say xrider is a curious dude and Alanrocks made a nice "black magic woman" song

I dunno.... I feel I get along a lot better with some then I do with others. Some people just appear more open to questions and friendly and they are the ones I tent to feel more of a connection with.

everyone except that guy asking for the Miami Heat bootup animation.

theexel said:
I want to be cool, too.
You are cool! Ill be your friend!
I have no friends. </3
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anthonys2r said:
everyone except that guy asking for the Miami Heat bootup animation.
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I agree go Celtics!
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I feel loved.
Yay!

jriv said:
I guess he doesn't have many friends
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oka1 is someone I would consider a "friend" on here... much, much more so than the "kids" on here who just ask a ton of questions (for no apparent reason) and those who troll.
I "like" all the people on here who GENUINELY seem to be here for the RIGHT reasons.

Not really. This community is just too big to get to know each other. If it was smaller then yeah maybe we would be buddies. With the exception of us metalheads. We will always be brothers, buddies no matter where we are \m/ another thing to add, most prople here are kids(immature). If not kids the're noobs who can't read.
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Br1ck'd is a good friend of mine.
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iwillkillyou said:
With the exception of us metalheads. We will always be brothers, buddies no matter where we are \m/
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Hailz!
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s15274n said:
oka1 is someone I would consider a "friend" on here... much, much more so than the "kids" on here who just ask a ton of questions (for no apparent reason) and those who troll.
I "like" all the people on here who GENUINELY seem to be here for the RIGHT reasons.
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If it wasn't for the "kids" on this forum, then this forum would be straight-out boring.
You guys are boring, the oldies, yes i'm talking about you.
It's like as soon as you became age 25+ you stopped learning to just "chill" and have fun. I'm sure you have fun in real life with people your same age or your kids or something, but without us here, this would be one hell of a lonely forum.
Some people need to accept that teens have smartphones, "OH I WONDER, WHY WOULD A 16 YEAR OLD BOY NEED A SMARTPHONE?!"
We like their functionalities. If you didn't notice from when YOU were a teen, teens are extremely curious. Don't act as if you were never a teen. You acted the same as us, and don't deny it.
SOME may be "over-dramatic"? or more immature, that i understand but immaturity is a part of being a teen, accept it or just gtfo.

Attention alan fans

Weres Alan at? i miss his questions
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Hahaha xD Ally, Where you gone
Edit: Oh I remember he got banned because of the fights in the (I think) Vibrant forums, a couple people did i think... He made another account.. that might've been banned too

O i c that explains y he hasn't posted since the 18th ... I bet sakai reported him
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Hahaha xD Ally, Where you gone
Edit: Oh I remember he got banned because of the fights in the (I think) Vibrant forums, a couple people did i think... He made another account.. that might've been banned too
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I lol'd. He banned.
I won't get banned. The mods are scared of me.

Are they? do what i said ... Do It!!!
DanWilson said:
I lol'd. He banned.
I won't get banned. The mods are scared of me.
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T.C.P said:
Are they? do what i said ... Do It!!!
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In the mod thread?
Mkay.

Si LD
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wow, alan shouldn't be banned. you will be missed!
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iynfynity said:
wow, alan shouldn't be banned. you will be missed!
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I checked his thing.... it might've been a 1day ban or something... He's unbanned now I think

I was never banned?
I was like in 2009 when I bashed on devs with my rom thread when I had my g1
I didn't post because I didn't feel like it LOL
Ps I was looking at your threads p.c.t and found this one so I brought it back
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Alanrocks15 said:
I was never banned?
I was like in 2009 when I bashed on devs with my rom thread when I had my g1
I didn't post because I didn't feel like it LOL
Ps I was looking at your threads p.c.t and found this one so I brought it back
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It was a certian Purple Llama (mentioning no nmaes ) Who made a fake you and said your other one was banned, Was quite a good trick

My names Alan
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Dude he was talkin' bout me.
lol nah off topic is boring now..no offense

I know you probably don't mean any offence, but I can't stand it when people use that word.

johncmolyneux said:
I know you probably don't mean any offence, but I can't stand it when people use that word.
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Sorry man! love u!

Alanrocks15 said:
Sorry man! love u!
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Thanks Alan. No harm done mate

I'ma let you finish, but Alan is the best Alan of all time. Of ALL TIME.

T.C.P said:
Weres Alan at? i miss his questions
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I dont.
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Cool story Bro ​

Don´t be so sure about that...
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I won't get banned. The mods are scared of me.
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Neither do I
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I dont.
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How do I get a girl to unlike me?

Omg I have this problem were I canot get this girl of my nads I mean I can't do anything? Any insight? Ahhhhh help me with my troubles concerning females...
Now who did I impersonate? Any guesses?
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Justin Bieber

Ok hint he is on xda
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Man you just said his name xD
M_T_M said:
Mr Ed?
On another topic...did you know that Alan claims to rock?
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Man you just said his name xD
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are you talking about the love messages he sent u???

Hmm maybe l
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are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
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is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes

now who's this guy now??
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I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.

souljaboy said:
is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
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if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot

jaszek said:
I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
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+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.

sakai4eva said:
+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
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What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.

jaszek said:
What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
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She's not too shy on that department too, if you know what I mean
And yes, she's hotter than magma.

T.C.P said:
if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
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True he once told me a story: "I'm the ninja, Kawasaki blazin', In a kimono, “Konichiwa” to the Asians."

She shut up in 3 days. Mods please remive

Hello friends I have been here on xda reading and posting for a while. I feel that the people here are very helpful and kind. I feel we could help.each other with any thing. Cell phones. Girlfriends. Money. Advice. Anything is possible thanks to all of us. I made a utube video with my girlfriend last nite. And right before we got it on I was taping it with my waterproof defy. She made a comment that she didn't want me to take it cause it would end up on the internet. So I made a joke about not putting her face on it. It went over very well we had a good moment it was fun. So today I placed it on utube so she could she it on her phone. I also told her I was gonna get big hits because I was gonna send it to all my friends. And she laughed @ me a lil bit more then alot. So I sent it to every1 I knew. Apparently I only know 39 people including myself. So now jokes on me. Im hoping xda friends and reader can get me some more views to shut her up. If not take a look @ a pretty lady @ least. Please be nice and leave a funny comment or least thumb it up. Thanks for reading and looking. And thanks xda for making my phone better then non xda users or iphone bums. And remember least mine can go swimming. The link finally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASvnwJZmLEo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Ps. I suck @ the "ban some1 above u" topic. I quoted nothing. Booo
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Is she getting undressed?
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Yes! " can't believe im doing this again " lol please says its kinda funny in here. Im dying for hits I need to shut her up. N Mayb get a 3 rd vid. :0)
10 hits in about 30 mins. Not bad guys thanks.
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I c wut u did thar
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??? The joke? That was my favorite part. :9)
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That's not my favorite part of your body anyways....haha
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this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn

k0sh said:
this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn
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I think the word you're looking for is funny
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twitch153 said:
I think the word you're looking for is funny
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nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here

^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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gplock said:
^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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you don't need your friends to hit the like button or to give a silly comment for a silly video , you need your MAN stuff to shut your gf mouth ... show her the DUDE stuff or just do her the GOLDEN Rule ( Helicopter Dance ) works sometimes

I showed it to her. Just how she likes it. That's y the vid was cut short :0) sincerely sorry bout that.
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k0sh said:
nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here
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I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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So what left for me huh!
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I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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twitch153 said:
Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Lady
You are a selfish lady
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k0sh said:
Lady
You are a selfish lady
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I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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He gets no approval, he may use the ban mallet though...
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