She shut up in 3 days. Mods please remive - Off-topic

Hello friends I have been here on xda reading and posting for a while. I feel that the people here are very helpful and kind. I feel we could help.each other with any thing. Cell phones. Girlfriends. Money. Advice. Anything is possible thanks to all of us. I made a utube video with my girlfriend last nite. And right before we got it on I was taping it with my waterproof defy. She made a comment that she didn't want me to take it cause it would end up on the internet. So I made a joke about not putting her face on it. It went over very well we had a good moment it was fun. So today I placed it on utube so she could she it on her phone. I also told her I was gonna get big hits because I was gonna send it to all my friends. And she laughed @ me a lil bit more then alot. So I sent it to every1 I knew. Apparently I only know 39 people including myself. So now jokes on me. Im hoping xda friends and reader can get me some more views to shut her up. If not take a look @ a pretty lady @ least. Please be nice and leave a funny comment or least thumb it up. Thanks for reading and looking. And thanks xda for making my phone better then non xda users or iphone bums. And remember least mine can go swimming. The link finally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASvnwJZmLEo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Ps. I suck @ the "ban some1 above u" topic. I quoted nothing. Booo
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Is she getting undressed?
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Yes! " can't believe im doing this again " lol please says its kinda funny in here. Im dying for hits I need to shut her up. N Mayb get a 3 rd vid. :0)
10 hits in about 30 mins. Not bad guys thanks.
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I c wut u did thar
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??? The joke? That was my favorite part. :9)
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That's not my favorite part of your body anyways....haha
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this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn

k0sh said:
this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn
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I think the word you're looking for is funny
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twitch153 said:
I think the word you're looking for is funny
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nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here

^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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gplock said:
^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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you don't need your friends to hit the like button or to give a silly comment for a silly video , you need your MAN stuff to shut your gf mouth ... show her the DUDE stuff or just do her the GOLDEN Rule ( Helicopter Dance ) works sometimes

I showed it to her. Just how she likes it. That's y the vid was cut short :0) sincerely sorry bout that.
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k0sh said:
nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here
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I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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So what left for me huh!
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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twitch153 said:
Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Babydoll25 said:
Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Lady
You are a selfish lady
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k0sh said:
Lady
You are a selfish lady
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I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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Babydoll25 said:
I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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He gets no approval, he may use the ban mallet though...
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Related

Family guy moment...you know what grinds my gears

You know what grinds my gears idiots
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You know what grinds my gears.... Random off topic threads like this one
lol ;D
How can you be off topic an a off topic thread
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You know what grinds my gears.... Smart ass OP's correcting me
shadowscreation said:
How can you be off topic an a off topic thread
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Wait i got it talking about phones thats ontopic anywhere else yay i figured it out wheres my cookie
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shadowscreation said:
Wait i got it talking about phones thats ontopic anywhere else yay i figured it out wheres my cookie
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*Hands over cookie*
You know what grinds my gears... the amount of cookies I have left
MacaronyMax said:
*Hands over cookie*
You know what grinds my gears... the amount of cookies I have left
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Lmfao
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Wouldn't it suck if that was a good point?
lol.
What grinds my gears is friction.
You know what grinds my gears? When people don't use the clutch when trying to shift me into 2nd
rr5678 said:
You know what grinds my gears? When people don't use the clutch when trying to shift me into 2nd
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I'm pretty sure that's just a suggestion and not a necessity ;P
... when you let the wife borrow the car.
You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player?
Tribulattifather said:
You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player?
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Wtf
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shadowscreation said:
Wtf
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Lol, it's from Family Guy..
Well family guy moment is ib the thread and lol forgot abt that
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You know what grinds my gears.... cogs

Theres a fake alanrocks15!!! Beware and read

Hey guys
I know I havent been here in a while
But today I got on and saw a guy named
A|anrocks15 with my same picture and made the old people and how can I make someone like me lol thread.
My name is Alanrocks15 no with a | an l . So just check my sig because he doesn't have tthe same one.
Yes im talking to you twitch! Lol
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Alanrocks15 said:
Hey guys
I know I havent been here in a while
But today I got on and saw a guy named
A|anrocks15 with my same picture and made the old people and how can I make someone like me lol thread.
My name is Alanrocks15 no with a | an l . So just check my sig because he doesn't have tthe same one.
Yes im talking to you twitch! Lol
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Someone doesn't read everything the llama posts now does he?
Purple Drama Llama said:
Someone doesn't read everything the llama posts now does he?
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I haveny been here I. A while so tell me what did you post
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Were u banned?
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Were u banned?
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Nope I was busy with school.
Then I come back and see this fake me and then see his account is disabled
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Alanrocks15 said:
Nope I was busy with school.
Then I come back and see this fake me and then see his account is disabled
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Read the thread, Confessions: A story in the life of the "real" Drama Llama
Purple Drama Llama said:
Read the thread, Confessions: A story in the life of the "real" Drama Llama
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Oooihhhhh lol
Haha okay good you had me fooled!!!!!
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Alanrocks15 said:
Oooihhhhh lol
Haha okay good you had me fooled!!!!!
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Si senor! Now, whens the next advice thread gonna pop up?
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Si senor! Now, whens the next advice thread gonna pop up?
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There!
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so tell me , do you often argue with this "other you" ?
does he hurt you ?
does he touch you ?
does he log on while you sleep ?
you might wanna check your browser history , thatd prolly explain the awkard looks you get at school
souljaboy said:
so tell me , do you often argue with this "other you" ?
does he hurt you ?
does he touch you ?
does he log on while you sleep ?
you might wanna check your browser history , thatd prolly explain the awkard looks you get at school
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And with that you have made my night haha Thank you
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souljaboy said:
so tell me , do you often argue with this "other you" ?
does he hurt you ?
does he touch you ?
does he log on while you sleep ?
you might wanna check your browser history , thatd prolly explain the awkard looks you get at school
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I can't even begin to imagine the horrors.
lol, he said you got banned from the vibrant forum fights xD

Hi guys! Still here.

Hello people.
Some of you have been asking where I was?! No I wasn't busy with my girlfriend. I dumped her for another then got a girl a few days later and will dump her tomorrow.
That's pretty much it.
Maybe you like boys?
Poor girl. I still haven't seen her pics in your FB an you already have another? Lol
Anyway, congratulations for your awards!
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kids today can´t stand a long lasting relation
11 years was my last
orb3000 said:
kids today can´t stand a long lasting relation
11 years was my last
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That's a huge commitment Maybe he just enjoys this new found ability to get girls that he never had till we have him this ability....WE CREATED A MONSTER!
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New user name "alanmanwhore15" jks
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My friends keep calling me that! Lol
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Alanrocks15 said:
My friends keep calling me that! Lol
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I believe it.
How many woman you be hurtin', yo?
But sure to bang them before you hurt them, though you can do that at the same time.
Ok I kid I kid!
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Read this Comic :)

It's from a Korean website, but it's in English.
Pretty interesting story, I must say.
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31
Boring horror story but nice graphics.
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uhh i don't think the link works on phones... gotta read this on ur computer
fantobe said:
uhh i don't think the link works on phones... gotta read this on ur computer
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Get a better phone dude I just watched it on phone.
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After soiling my pants I shall say that you Sir are the Devil!!
M_T_M said:
After soiling my pants I shall say that you Sir are the Devil!!
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Lol this wasn't scary
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It was creepy....no me gusta.
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Very good
wonderfull grafic...
Holy Piss! The ending was.....
Silence Will Fall
Expect Japanese/Korean people to make this kind of scary ****
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ok, woke me up again at a quarter past midnight...
thx, dude!
Haha, pretty cool. Really surprising
All I could think of (despite hiding under my covers) is this being a lesson from Arrested Development. "And that is why you don't lie!"
haha very good
I liked it

OFFICIAL "FUNNY MOMENT" thread

Thought I'd make this so people can post there funny moments........had a funny thing happen to me 2 days ago.....
So I lived 150 miles away from my sister,well one of her friends added me on Facebook, name"Stormie".......well we started texting and stuff and kinda got dirty...I was just flirting n having fun,idk about her..
Well I moved in with my sis about two weeks ago....and 2 days ago she said she had a friend coming over....me not thinking,I was like whatever,her friend gets here and my sis tells me to open the door...so I did,little did I know it was her friend "Stormie"....she says hey and I'm like uhhmmmmm......hi lol.
Well I sit down hoping she's not remembering the "naughty" texts.....well she starts talking about her ex-boyfriend and saying she wants to get drunk and laid....yes I thought the same thing.
Well she left and someone on here said I should post pics if I get some.
I'm willing to when I get some but don't know how to without getting band lol.
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I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Well I figured...I know that when 3evo came out people were posting pics of there gfs tits lmao
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I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.
We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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conantroutman said:
I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Since when?
This thread fails horribly
Enclosed
Pics of a three way ...........illegal knife I got. Too big, switchblade, brass knuckles. I like it.
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OmegaRED^ said:
I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.
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Lmao
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cashyftw said:
We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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HAHAHAHA.......ohh jeez lol
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