OFFICIAL "FUNNY MOMENT" thread - Off-topic

Thought I'd make this so people can post there funny moments........had a funny thing happen to me 2 days ago.....
So I lived 150 miles away from my sister,well one of her friends added me on Facebook, name"Stormie".......well we started texting and stuff and kinda got dirty...I was just flirting n having fun,idk about her..
Well I moved in with my sis about two weeks ago....and 2 days ago she said she had a friend coming over....me not thinking,I was like whatever,her friend gets here and my sis tells me to open the door...so I did,little did I know it was her friend "Stormie"....she says hey and I'm like uhhmmmmm......hi lol.
Well I sit down hoping she's not remembering the "naughty" texts.....well she starts talking about her ex-boyfriend and saying she wants to get drunk and laid....yes I thought the same thing.
Well she left and someone on here said I should post pics if I get some.
I'm willing to when I get some but don't know how to without getting band lol.
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I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
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conantroutman said:
I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Well I figured...I know that when 3evo came out people were posting pics of there gfs tits lmao
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I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.

We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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conantroutman said:
I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Since when?
This thread fails horribly
Enclosed
Pics of a three way ...........illegal knife I got. Too big, switchblade, brass knuckles. I like it.
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OmegaRED^ said:
I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.
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Lmao
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cashyftw said:
We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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HAHAHAHA.......ohh jeez lol
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Have you been seriously hurt in an accident?

I got in a motorcycle accident yesterday and it made me think how easily I could have been killed. All I was thinking about was my inspire 4g and how it cracked in that accident. So I'm wondering have you been in accidents. How were you hurt?
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pics or it did not happened
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Did not happen
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M_T_M said:
pics or it did not happened
I was in a very serious accident few years back...destroyed (totaled) my car, broken ribs and busted knee cap
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I was saved from any serious injury because.of my hit air vest. The vest inflates when I am ejected off of the bike, kinda like an airbag
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M_T_M said:
Do tell about this vest as I'm a bike rider also
Now...if you are trolling me.....watch out
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It's called hit air. Google that. It's uses a CO2 cartridge that I usually buy from walmart. I'll see if I can find a youtube video
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I haven't been in any car accidents or anything, but this is the worst accident I've had: half of a sewing needle broke off in my knee. Pics, so it did happen lol. Anybody want me to post the aftermath pictures (Post surgery)?
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trell959 said:
I was saved from any serious injury because.of my hit air vest. The vest inflates when I am ejected off of the bike, kinda like an airbag
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wait it did happen! Lol read that wrong sorry
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SteveG12543 said:
I haven't been in any car accidents or anything, but this is the worst accident I've had: half of a sewing needle broke off in my knee. Pics, so it did happen lol. Anybody want me to post the aftermath pictures (Post surgery)?
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How!?!?
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Glad to hear your ok.....
I was on a bus that crashed once....
The driver had a heart attack of the motorway and ploughed into one of the roadside overhead signs....
Lots of broken glass, screaming women and children, nobody was seriously hurt except for the driver who had to be cut free as he was pinned I'm his seat by the sign he hit.
After we got out through one of the windows most of us were helping others down because it was quite a drop but some dude started taking photos straight away without doing anything to help so this other guy went over, grabbed his camera and smashed it on the floor
The guy across the aisle from me got cut up really bad because the windows on that side all smashed and showered them with glass and I couldn't help thinking about how lucky I was to have sat on the other side....
I was pissed because id paid nearly £200 for a ticket to see cream and thought I wasn't going to make it. Luckily though after 3 hours in Watford A&E I just made it to london on time....
@mtm... There was a news article about it with a pic but I can't find it so it didnt happen
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Few years ago dad was riding into London, behind a MPV in stop go traffic.
A woman coming the other way didn't see him behind the MPV, thought it was a gap in the traffic and floored it to turn down the road beside him.
He was sent flying, bruised lungs, damaged shoulder and broken pelvis.
Thankfully there was a doctor in the car behind so the ambulance was sent out with a better idea of what to expect.
They had to resuscitate him several times on the road.
His pelvis will never mend fully, and for about 6 months when he sat down he said it felt like his organs were falling out through his pelvis.
He now walks bow legged with a slight stoop.
Initially the woman tried to deny liability but eventually pleaded guilty, getting a measly 3 points and £60 fine for nearly killing someone (in the UK the car is the best murder weapon with the lowest penalty).
He did get a reasonable insurance payout thankfully but that did take nearly 4 years.
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Oh oh oh! I have I have! *Stands up and waves hand*
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Is it still attached though?
xaccers said:
Is it still attached though?
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Haha yeah I actually got hit by a car when I was 7. I also lived on a street that has a brick road. So...? Not too great of an outcome.
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twitch153 said:
Haha yeah I actually got hit by a car when I was 7. I also lived on a street that has a brick road. So...? Not too great of an outcome.
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And your okay right
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trell959 said:
And your okay right
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Only a little brain damage but I'm okay haha jk No brain damage, just a scar in the back of my head.
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I was seriously hurt that day. She accidentally dumped me. I've never been the same since.
We are talking emotional distress, right?
lol
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conantroutman said:
Glad to hear your ok.....
I was on a bus that crashed once....
The driver had a heart attack of the motorway and ploughed into one of the roadside overhead signs....
Lots of broken glass, screaming women and children, nobody was seriously hurt except for the driver who had to be cut free as he was pinned I'm his seat by the sign he hit.
After we got out through one of the windows most of us were helping others down because it was quite a drop but some dude started taking photos straight away without doing anything to help so this other guy went over, grabbed his camera and smashed it on the floor
The guy across the aisle from me got cut up really bad because the windows on that side all smashed and showered them with glass and I couldn't help thinking about how lucky I was to have sat on the other side....
I was pissed because id paid nearly £200 for a ticket to see cream and thought I wasn't going to make it. Luckily though after 3 hours in Watford A&E I just made it to london on time....
@mtm... There was a news article about it with a pic but I can't find it so it didnt happen
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The gods were smiling on you that day! (Well if you ignore the whole crash thing in the first place of course!) At least you made it to the gig.
I was born in Watford, coincidentally.
I stopped ant on the road and he crawled on my foot. My life flashed before my eyes..
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I have always wondered what it is like to be in a car accident. I don't want to be in one of course but I am always trying to imagine what would it be like. I feel sorry for those poor souls who have been in one...

She shut up in 3 days. Mods please remive

Hello friends I have been here on xda reading and posting for a while. I feel that the people here are very helpful and kind. I feel we could help.each other with any thing. Cell phones. Girlfriends. Money. Advice. Anything is possible thanks to all of us. I made a utube video with my girlfriend last nite. And right before we got it on I was taping it with my waterproof defy. She made a comment that she didn't want me to take it cause it would end up on the internet. So I made a joke about not putting her face on it. It went over very well we had a good moment it was fun. So today I placed it on utube so she could she it on her phone. I also told her I was gonna get big hits because I was gonna send it to all my friends. And she laughed @ me a lil bit more then alot. So I sent it to every1 I knew. Apparently I only know 39 people including myself. So now jokes on me. Im hoping xda friends and reader can get me some more views to shut her up. If not take a look @ a pretty lady @ least. Please be nice and leave a funny comment or least thumb it up. Thanks for reading and looking. And thanks xda for making my phone better then non xda users or iphone bums. And remember least mine can go swimming. The link finally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASvnwJZmLEo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Ps. I suck @ the "ban some1 above u" topic. I quoted nothing. Booo
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Is she getting undressed?
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Yes! " can't believe im doing this again " lol please says its kinda funny in here. Im dying for hits I need to shut her up. N Mayb get a 3 rd vid. :0)
10 hits in about 30 mins. Not bad guys thanks.
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I c wut u did thar
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??? The joke? That was my favorite part. :9)
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That's not my favorite part of your body anyways....haha
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this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn
k0sh said:
this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn
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I think the word you're looking for is funny
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twitch153 said:
I think the word you're looking for is funny
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nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here
^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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gplock said:
^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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you don't need your friends to hit the like button or to give a silly comment for a silly video , you need your MAN stuff to shut your gf mouth ... show her the DUDE stuff or just do her the GOLDEN Rule ( Helicopter Dance ) works sometimes
I showed it to her. Just how she likes it. That's y the vid was cut short :0) sincerely sorry bout that.
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k0sh said:
nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here
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I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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So what left for me huh!
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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twitch153 said:
Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Babydoll25 said:
Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Lady
You are a selfish lady
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k0sh said:
Lady
You are a selfish lady
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I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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Babydoll25 said:
I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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He gets no approval, he may use the ban mallet though...
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Thoughts and Prayers to Colorado

I just wanted to take a minute to say my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone in and around Aurora Colorado. I'm not sure if anyone on XDA may have been in the theater or near it, but God bless all that were.
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nbunn said:
I just wanted to take a minute to say my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone in and around Aurora Colorado. I'm not sure if anyone on XDA may have been in the theater or near it, but God bless all that were.
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M_T_M closed the last thread saying it would lead to gun control arguments or something, although nothing like that was ever mentioned. He asked nobody create a new thread about it so just a heads up he will probably close this one too. That said, I have been thinking about the families and those affected all day. I have a friend that just moved to CO and first thing I did this morning was call him because I was not sure what part he had moved to exactly.
Edit: Wow at your speed test, that's amazing.
If it needs to be closed all is well.. I just felt like I should do something. The thing I hate most about this life is that stuff like this happens and there's usually nothing you can do about it.
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nbunn said:
If it needs to be closed all is well.. I just felt like I should do something. The thing I hate most about this life is that stuff like this happens and there's usually nothing you can do about it.
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Believe me we appreciate the sentiment.
I was going to allow it and monitor for any trolling/inappropriate response however I must respect M_T_Ms previous decision and follow suit.
Of course we are all deeply sympathetic and our thoughts go out to those affected, however I would not like to see such a poignant and well intentioned thread ruined by trolls.
Once again though, thankyou for the sentiment.
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Broken collarbones

Not really the place for medical research, but works boring me to tears so I thought I'd throw this out there.
Broke my collarbone a few years back and it never really recovered. It give me massive grief this time of year once the weather turns. Anyone got any ideas what I can do about it?
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Go to the doctor.
I have the same issue albeit with my ribs. Barring going to the doctor.....I usually just get drunk. Works every time.
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A proctologist should be able to help you.
85gallon said:
A proctologist should be able to help you.
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This!
What's a proctologist?
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goldieds said:
What's a proctologist?
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The ologist that takes care of your procto.
I do get the odd bit of ring sting, but I doubt that its related
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Heat. old injuries really hate the cold.
Try heatpatches or tiger balm. Also, as was suggested before, a proctologist can help you as well.
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I do get the odd bit of ring sting, but I doubt that its related
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ShadowLea said:
Heat. old injuries really hate the cold.
Try heatpatches or tiger balm. Also, as was suggested before, a proctologist can help you as well.
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Ask your proctologist to apply Tiger Balm. That should sort you right out.
Isn't that similar to deep heat?
Been to the doctors this morning and they've said the only course of action other than permanent pain relief is to re break it and put a pin in!
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Re-break it? Hold on.
Are you telling us that you didn't see a doctor when it originally happened? Because it sounds like your collarbone healed wrong. If it did, they're right, re-breaking it is the only way.
ShadowLea said:
Re-break it? Hold on.
Are you telling us that you didn't see a doctor when it originally happened? Because it sounds like your collarbone healed wrong. If it did, they're right, re-breaking it is the only way.
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That's what it said in the OP.
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That's what it said in the OP.
Sent from somewhere....if I could only remember where....
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"Never really recovered" and "I'm an idiot because I broke my bloody collarbone and didn't see a doctor" are two entirely different things.
No, when I did it I was 17, they said there wasn't a great deal they could do with it at the time as the bone was to small to operate on, they put it in a really stiff sling that was somewhat like a removable cast to.hold it still, but every time I moved or was jolted the bone would move, so it took around 3 months to finally start fusing and another couple to heal fully, left me with a huge lump in ky shoulder where it should be, now the bone sits lower and further back ( or at least a big chunk of it does)
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ShadowLea said:
"Never really recovered" and "I'm an idiot because I broke my bloody collarbone and didn't see a doctor" are two entirely different things.
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I read "never really recovered" as I never bothered to get it looked at (which in my case with my ribs is completely applicable)
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Support a fellow Android user

I'll try to make this as short as possible. I'm involved in a media propaganda war with TLC, My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding and The Gypsy Sisters and their third rate reality stars over the slander and misrepresentation of me and my people. As of now, fans of theshow and a couple of the stars of the show have actually made a hate page about me at
www.getalifejackpearce.com
I have a page on Facebook called Jack Pearce Fan Club that someone made for me to show support for me. I've been accused of a lot of things falsely. It would mean a lot to me if since of you could stop by and just like the page for me. These shows are complete trash and are making a mockery out if me and my family and I can't take it any longer. Thanks everyone.
P.S. They own iPhones exclusively and think they are the best phones made.
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jackpearce said:
I'll try to make this as short as possible. I'm involved in a media propaganda war with TLC, My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding and The Gypsy Sisters and their third rate reality stars over the slander and misrepresentation of me and my people. As of now, fans of theshow and a couple of the stars of the show have actually made a hate page about me at
www.getalifejackpearce.com
I have a page on Facebook called Jack Pearce Fan Page that someone made for me to show support for me. I've been accused of a lot of things falsely. It would mean s lot to me if since of you could stop by and just like the page for me. These shows are complete trash and are making a mockery out if me and my family and I can't take it any longer. Thanks everyone.
P.S. They own iPhones exclusively and think they are the best phones made.
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I was going to say, most times when someone makes a thread asking to like a Facebook page, it usually gets locked pretty quick. But since you mentioned those you are against are iPhone fanboys, I'll consider it.
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I appreciate it. You don't even have to like it. I wasn't fishing for likes I promise. Just some support. But if it gets locked, I'll understand
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If you're so seriously offended why have you not used a serious medium to wage your "war"? Obviously litigation comes to mind, arguing over facebook is rather juvenile in my opinion and it seems to turn "causes" into fashion rather than actually accomplishing anything.
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That has to be the ****tiest website i visited in a long time.
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That has to be the ****tiest website i visited in a long time.
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Agreed, who made that website, a pair of mentally impaired monkeys?
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Whew....made it.....
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Wait? It's a website? It just looks like a bunch of iPad screenshots tiled to cover the full area?
I mean it obviously IS a bunch of iPad screenshots tiled to cover the full area, I just want to draw attention to that.
I also love that they're hosted by GoDaddy.
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If you're so seriously offended why have you not used a serious medium to wage your "war"? Obviously litigation comes to mind, arguing over facebook is rather juvenile in my opinion and it seems to turn "causes" into fashion rather than actually accomplishing anything.
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I understand your point. But that's not how gypsies do things. We like drama. Lol. Appreciate your advice though
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And it is amateurish for sure. It's mostly meant to offend me and insinuate lies as truth. I'm am a romanychal, or Gypsy as you would call me. The show is very degrading and we have done everything we can to stop it. I guess I just wanted a place to vent that wasn't biased. I appreciate the moderators letting me go this far. I really love xda and its members for helping me to enjoy my phones the way I want to.
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P.S. They own iPhones exclusively and think they are the best phones made.
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iPhones!?!?!?!!?!?!
jackpearce said:
that's not how gypsies do things. We like drama.
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the slander and misrepresentation of me and my people
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It's still racist if it's your own race.
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It's still racist if it's your own race.
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What's still racist?
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What's still racist?
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this
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What's still racist?
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To say gypsies love drama, despite the fact that you are one, doesn't make it any less racist.
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Get a life....
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