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Attention alan fans

Weres Alan at? i miss his questions
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Hahaha xD Ally, Where you gone
Edit: Oh I remember he got banned because of the fights in the (I think) Vibrant forums, a couple people did i think... He made another account.. that might've been banned too

O i c that explains y he hasn't posted since the 18th ... I bet sakai reported him
MacaronyMax said:
Hahaha xD Ally, Where you gone
Edit: Oh I remember he got banned because of the fights in the (I think) Vibrant forums, a couple people did i think... He made another account.. that might've been banned too
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I lol'd. He banned.
I won't get banned. The mods are scared of me.

Are they? do what i said ... Do It!!!
DanWilson said:
I lol'd. He banned.
I won't get banned. The mods are scared of me.
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T.C.P said:
Are they? do what i said ... Do It!!!
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In the mod thread?
Mkay.

Si LD
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wow, alan shouldn't be banned. you will be missed!
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iynfynity said:
wow, alan shouldn't be banned. you will be missed!
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I checked his thing.... it might've been a 1day ban or something... He's unbanned now I think

I was never banned?
I was like in 2009 when I bashed on devs with my rom thread when I had my g1
I didn't post because I didn't feel like it LOL
Ps I was looking at your threads p.c.t and found this one so I brought it back
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Alanrocks15 said:
I was never banned?
I was like in 2009 when I bashed on devs with my rom thread when I had my g1
I didn't post because I didn't feel like it LOL
Ps I was looking at your threads p.c.t and found this one so I brought it back
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It was a certian Purple Llama (mentioning no nmaes ) Who made a fake you and said your other one was banned, Was quite a good trick

My names Alan
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Dude he was talkin' bout me.
lol nah off topic is boring now..no offense

I know you probably don't mean any offence, but I can't stand it when people use that word.

johncmolyneux said:
I know you probably don't mean any offence, but I can't stand it when people use that word.
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Sorry man! love u!

Alanrocks15 said:
Sorry man! love u!
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Thanks Alan. No harm done mate

I'ma let you finish, but Alan is the best Alan of all time. Of ALL TIME.

T.C.P said:
Weres Alan at? i miss his questions
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I dont.
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Cool story Bro ​

Don´t be so sure about that...
DanWilson said:
I won't get banned. The mods are scared of me.
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Neither do I
TheRomMistress said:
I dont.
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How do I get a girl to unlike me?

Omg I have this problem were I canot get this girl of my nads I mean I can't do anything? Any insight? Ahhhhh help me with my troubles concerning females...
Now who did I impersonate? Any guesses?
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Justin Bieber

Ok hint he is on xda
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Man you just said his name xD
M_T_M said:
Mr Ed?
On another topic...did you know that Alan claims to rock?
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Man you just said his name xD
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are you talking about the love messages he sent u???

Hmm maybe l
T.C.P said:
are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
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is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes

now who's this guy now??
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I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.

souljaboy said:
is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
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if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot

jaszek said:
I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
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+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.

sakai4eva said:
+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
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What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.

jaszek said:
What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
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She's not too shy on that department too, if you know what I mean
And yes, she's hotter than magma.

T.C.P said:
if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
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True he once told me a story: "I'm the ninja, Kawasaki blazin', In a kimono, “Konichiwa” to the Asians."

Theres a fake alanrocks15!!! Beware and read

Hey guys
I know I havent been here in a while
But today I got on and saw a guy named
A|anrocks15 with my same picture and made the old people and how can I make someone like me lol thread.
My name is Alanrocks15 no with a | an l . So just check my sig because he doesn't have tthe same one.
Yes im talking to you twitch! Lol
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Alanrocks15 said:
Hey guys
I know I havent been here in a while
But today I got on and saw a guy named
A|anrocks15 with my same picture and made the old people and how can I make someone like me lol thread.
My name is Alanrocks15 no with a | an l . So just check my sig because he doesn't have tthe same one.
Yes im talking to you twitch! Lol
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Someone doesn't read everything the llama posts now does he?

Purple Drama Llama said:
Someone doesn't read everything the llama posts now does he?
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I haveny been here I. A while so tell me what did you post
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Were u banned?
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T.C.P said:
Were u banned?
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Nope I was busy with school.
Then I come back and see this fake me and then see his account is disabled
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Alanrocks15 said:
Nope I was busy with school.
Then I come back and see this fake me and then see his account is disabled
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Read the thread, Confessions: A story in the life of the "real" Drama Llama

Purple Drama Llama said:
Read the thread, Confessions: A story in the life of the "real" Drama Llama
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Oooihhhhh lol
Haha okay good you had me fooled!!!!!
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Alanrocks15 said:
Oooihhhhh lol
Haha okay good you had me fooled!!!!!
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Si senor! Now, whens the next advice thread gonna pop up?

Purple Drama Llama said:
Si senor! Now, whens the next advice thread gonna pop up?
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There!
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so tell me , do you often argue with this "other you" ?
does he hurt you ?
does he touch you ?
does he log on while you sleep ?
you might wanna check your browser history , thatd prolly explain the awkard looks you get at school

souljaboy said:
so tell me , do you often argue with this "other you" ?
does he hurt you ?
does he touch you ?
does he log on while you sleep ?
you might wanna check your browser history , thatd prolly explain the awkard looks you get at school
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And with that you have made my night haha Thank you
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-

souljaboy said:
so tell me , do you often argue with this "other you" ?
does he hurt you ?
does he touch you ?
does he log on while you sleep ?
you might wanna check your browser history , thatd prolly explain the awkard looks you get at school
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I can't even begin to imagine the horrors.

lol, he said you got banned from the vibrant forum fights xD

GreenBay Packers!

they gonna be 11-0 in 3hrs 20mins..woot mutha fukin woot!! kickoff in T minus 19mins. them scrub ass lions aint got nothin on em
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Yeah, that's true. The Packers will be 11-0 after today. At this rate, you might as well write them into the Super Bowl. No one can't seem to stop them!

There's already a thread for this type of discussion
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=946831

Archer said:
There's already a thread for this type of discussion
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=946831
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thats all sports, this is about the packers only!
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Lavell7298 said:
Yeah, that's true. The Packers will be 11-0 after today. At this rate, you might as well write them into the Super Bowl. No one can't seem to stop them!
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right! lol they wont even have to play in the playoffs
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mfknboss said:
thats all sports, this is about the packers only!
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Fair comment. I started a meme thread when there's an image thread, so I can't talk
I shall butt out

Archer said:
Fair comment. I started a meme thread when there's an image thread, so I can't talk
I shall butt out
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u dont have to butt out. just in case u wanna know the score, its 21-0 packers!!!
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How to train your...

Flying spaghetti monster. Its simple! First, approach it with a calm look. If it sees you are worthy, it will not vaporize you. Then you can start making it do cool tricks, such as destroying civilizations for the exchange of your eternal servitude. Good luck with your flying spaghetti monster. If you want one just call 1-800-123-fsmt.
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I've contacted someone who can possibly save you from yourself. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

MissionImprobable said:
I've contacted someone who can possibly save you from yourself. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Lol. Anyway this thread was fo the lulz
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Then it should actually be funny, no?

MissionImprobable said:
Then it should actually be funny, no?
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For me.
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iKoolkid said:
For me.
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And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun

SimonTS said:
And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun
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SimonTS said:
And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun
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If someone can get demerits for being an a$$, you will take the cake.:banghead:
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This isn't the "create any old crap thread I can think of" forum, so stop treating it as such. Public warning this time - private warning if it happens again.
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