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Wow (possible NSFW)

So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!

Are you after beta testers?

Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it ****s better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. Hey guys....
GET A GIRLFRIEND

Wow, talk about off-topic.

robinsonsam said:
Are you after beta testers?
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!

burgertime said:
LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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says the boy who has never felt vagina...
HAHA just kidding, just kidding. This thread just leaves you open to so many burns I don't know where to start. ;-)

P1Tater said:
Wow, talk about off-topic.
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LOL! This is about as off topic as you can get in a PPC forum.
Why in the hell would you even post this?
It's a little odd.......

burgertime said:
So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
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Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.

Kraize92 said:
Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
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Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.

Edited myself, I forgot mods have a soft spot for comments made between Kraize and I. It was said with good intentions, I promise.

JimmyMcGee said:
Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
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Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.

Kraize92 said:
Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
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Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!

kidnamedAlbert said:
Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
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I'd agree. You may think your daughter is innocent, but unless you know her every move which is kinda scary, but if you do, then you have nothing to be afraid of. I mean I'm not a man whore who goes around sleeping with all the women I can find. I stick to one But it would be nice if parents started to talk about this to their kids. (Mind you, I come from a place where they would never discuss or have a sex talk EVER)

No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.

burgertime said:
No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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Wait wait. Was that directed at me? lol? I'm not muslim btw

Lol no I was not implying that you were Muslim, just that it's no more off topic then those topics.

Any update? lol

I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.

hotrod101 said:
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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*Cough* *Cough*
Discussions are totally fine as long as it doesn't lead to any revealing photos, videos, etc. I mean kids can now go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms. No one will stop you. You just have to get used to it. I understand many might be uncomfortable with that idea, but still. It's the generation gap you could say.

mikechannon said:
I know you guys know where to draw the line.
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I certainly do, but does everyone else?

[OT] Best Super Bowl commercials!

ROFLMAO
Dorito's shocking dog collar commercial. Funny as hell

Really tho u just opened a whole new thread for this huge spam u cant be serious, can a mod shut this down smfh

adub007 said:
Really tho u just opened a whole new thread for this huge spam u cant be serious, can a mod shut this down smfh
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we have no mod.

How can a mod shut this down? I think people installing mods on forums is illegal.

adub007 said:
Really tho u just opened a whole new thread for this huge spam u cant be serious, can a mod shut this down smfh
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p.s. this thread is clearly labelled OFF TOPIC so just dont read it if you aren't interested.
OP can you post a youtube link to the commercial you are talking about, i dont have cable, or tv for that matter

thedudejdog said:
p.s. this thread is clearly labelled OFF TOPIC so just dont read it if you aren't interested.
OP can you post a youtube link to the commercial you are talking about, i dont have cable, or tv for that matter
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No tv? Has abcdfv caught wind of this?

gomorrah said:
No tv? Has abcdfv caught wind of this?
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well, i never got around to getting one of those "converter boxes" before the "$40 government credit" ran out, and i cancelled my cable (just kept the Internet) so yea, now i pay $35 dollars for high speed Internet and torrent everything else
HOLY **** this thread got moved!
lucky us, maybe some other threads will get moved/closed as well??

Apparently we do have a mod.

gomorrah said:
Apparently we do have a mod.
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*waits for Google commercial*

Don't know about the commercials, but the WHO halftime concert was awesome

JAguirre1231 said:
*waits for Google commercial*
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it was pretty lame.
the best commercials imo were :
1. betty white playing football
2. the lil kid slapping the dude.
the rest blew the billy goat this year.

seek and you will find
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcDzc2UKAHY

Thread is pointless and now closed

age thread?

what happened to that thread, i dont think anyone was posting about smoother is possibly fixxxer or fixxxer is really clark kent etc. Was it violating any rules? I thought it was a great thread and finally getting to be able to know everyone better.

+1 Where the heck did it go.

my ten chars wanna know WTF? I thought that was a pretty good "get to know you" thread. I certainly learned stuff about you guys i didn't know before...
Could we maybe get an offtopic header so that folks can blow off some steam without pissing everyone off?

Agreed. I figured idle chat would be fine in the "general" section.

subcypher said:
Agreed. I figured idle chat would be fine in the "general" section.
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exactly right? it was posted in the correct forum no one was being rude or abrasive. weird.

Agreed.. That was a good thread.
I'm 31, I have no kids and I typically behave like I'm still 17, only not quite as reckless anymore

maybe the bad word is shenanigans?
Now I've done it.
I did like how that conversation was going.

Well, if we want to continue it here, I'm game. I was working on my post at the time of deletion.
I'm 33. Employed, working as many hours as possible since I was 14. College graduate (BA in History, oddly enough). I've been married once and will be again in the not-so-distant future. I have a girlfriend and a 2 year-old daughter. I've been a tech nerd for over 25 years. I bought my first computer (Tandy 1000 RLX/HD) in 1990 when they cost $1000. Yes, that was a lot of lawns in the 90s. My first cell phone was a Tandy CT-350 purchased in 1993.

gunnyman said:
maybe the bad word is shenanigans?
Now I've done it.
I did like how that conversation was going.
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Why'd you have to say shenanigans in my thread??? now its going to get removed, not even closed. totally gone.

I am a taurus, I like red tomatoes and black capped chickadees. (if you get that reference you're old)

sdotcarlisle said:
Why'd you have to say shenanigans in my thread??? now its going to get removed, not even closed. totally gone.
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I haz a sorry

gunnyman said:
I am a taurus, I like red tomatoes and black capped chickadees. (if you get that reference you're old)
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i had to google it

Shawn, 28 will be 29 in a couple weeks w00t w00t. Married 8 years this august, a 6 yo son and 4 yo daughter, work for a telecom expense management company i dont do anything really with computers there except use them so i'm not as geeky as i'd like to be but still geekier than most.

-I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."-
I'm a 30yo virgin, married to the church. I enjoy quiet time to myself, long walk on the beach, and making my own cilices.
*please note, I am making fun of myself here, not anyone else or anyone's religious beliefs*

shenanigans?

sdotcarlisle said:
Why'd you have to say shenanigans in my thread??? now its going to get removed, not even closed. totally gone.
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Next person who says shenanigans is going to get pistol whipped

tejasrichard said:
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
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Dammit...lol

Dare I suggest you start this thread one more time with the poll again, that was interesting
ps... Shenanigans

Whoever removed it should put it back..........I think the mods are on crack today......LOL

chfields said:
Whoever removed it should put it back..........I think the mods are on crack today......LOL
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i think so too
Edit* about it being put back. I can neither confirm nor deny the mods are smoking crack.

I can't believe my mom stooped so low....

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

Wait.... What's wrong with a pair of scales =P
Max. (Desire z)

MacaronyMax said:
Wait.... What's wrong with a pair of scales =P
Max. (Desire z)
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Everything

wtf?
1. Why does it matter how much you and your sister weigh?
2. What's wrong with bathroom scales?

AdrianK said:
wtf?
1. Why does it matter how much you and your sister weigh?
2. What's wrong with bathroom scales?
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Haha indeed! Well, they may be overweight but don't want to offend anyone so I did not just say that haha.
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Wait... So the doc as a swimming pool?? How awesome!

!PANDA said:
Haha indeed! Well, they may be overweight but don't want to offend anyone so I did not just say that haha.
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Well they chose to post it online

http://www.quickmedical.com/health_information/weight_management/underwater_weighing.html

Hi,
both me and my wife are fighting a desperate (and mostly loosing) fight against the fat.
If you ask me, we as IT workers can but live with it...

Wait I still havn't got the point of this story. What is it the op wants to tell us? Have I missed something?

altae said:
Wait I still havn't got the point of this story. What is it the op wants to tell us? Have I missed something?
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No idea

Probably just a kid venting? From the medical link given, it seems to be a fairer and more accurate measurement of fat to body-mass ratio than merely using a scale. If the OP really has less fat and more bones/muscle, the test would have been a more accurate measurement of obesity than simply using a weighing scale.
And for teenagers screaming invasion of privacy and such, grow up. Rights comes with responsibility. As long as your parents are providing your needs, they can do whatever the heck they wanna as long as it doesn't hurt. Oh, and emotional trauma and PTSD doesn't really hold up in court.

Makes sense, the OP just said 'accurate', it just sounded a bit off...
sakai4eva said:
And for teenagers screaming invasion of privacy and such, grow up. Rights comes with responsibility. As long as your parents are providing your needs, they can do whatever the heck they wanna as long as it doesn't hurt. Oh, and emotional trauma and PTSD doesn't really hold up in court.
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That is hands down the most retarded statement I've ever heard.

sakai4eva said:
Oh, and emotional trauma and PTSD doesn't really hold up in court.
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And that's probably in Kuala Lumpur the case but not in civilized societies.

AdrianK said:
Makes sense, the OP just said 'accurate', it just sounded a bit off...
That is hands down the most retarded statement I've ever heard.
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Well, I'm glad you are not working in my company then
Rights can never come without the responsibility of enforcing/using that particular right. Otherwise, that is really messed up.
What I meant by that is that since the parents have a responsibility to take care of you, they have the rights to enforce such a responsibility. Otherwise, you should just fend for yourself. Google up teenage emancipation and read up.
The world is never fair, and always cruel. "Grownups" have experienced it. Trust me, I know.
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And that's probably in Kuala Lumpur the case but not in civilized societies.
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Sorry, forgot the #sarcasm there. Please excuse the teenage angst in this here thread. You will need to engage psychiatrist and psychologists that HAVE to prove that the trauma has significantly changed the victim and their behavior is no longer bounded by societal norms.
From what I can see, teenagers ranting is quite extremely normal. And so is a teenager being shy about his/her body.
Oh, and your superiority complex is showing. Why don't YOU try to put up a PTSD case and see if you can sue your parents?
Move along, and GOML.

I swear to god I thought this was going to have a punchline

jree said:
I swear to god I thought this was going to have a punchline
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Likely somewhere below the waist

Me too... all this reading.. for nothing!
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jree said:
I swear to god I thought this was going to have a punchline
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damn i forgot about this thread......

...And it can be forgotten again. Please don't revive old threads from 2010.
Thread closed.

I need your guys' help with something creative.............

I have been going by "mznatnat" for a little while now and most of my screen names are just that. I'm thinking of creating a new screen name to put on my photoshop pieces but IDK what it should be??? I have been thinking about it for a while now but nothing comes to mind. So screw it.... I'm going to turn to the XDA members to help me. You guys are creative when it comes to roms and themes, maybe you guys can help me create a name I could use permanently.
Please no profanity. I don't mind if its funny, its something that I like. But no pig'ish suggestions please.

Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible

ludeawakening said:
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible
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Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.

ludeawakening said:
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
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If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.

Simon.TS.HTC said:
If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.
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Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy

mznatnat said:
Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy
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I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.

What about;
Bangalord
Click THANKS if I helped.
And if your generous donate to me please
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ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.

mznatnat said:
Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.
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TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic

Guns N Rootin'
You're very welcome!

Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow

wilbso said:
What about;
Bangalord
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And if your generous donate to me please
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That makes me think of the vice lords and guns.... Idk if I'd want that on my photoshop art lol

MissionImprobable said:
ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.
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I like this one.

veeman said:
TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic
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These are really good. I mean REALLY good! Thanks!!!! Writing these down now!

Occasus said:
Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow
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LadyHeadshot is a greaaaaaaaaaaaat one..... and MissGunslinger! ............... all of these suggestions that i'm getting from everyone are way better than what I had in mind. Now I'm glad I went to the XDA crowd to for help!

How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."

Simon.TS.HTC said:
I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.
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I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.

85gallon said:
How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."
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LMFAO no thanks! lmao!

boborone said:
I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.
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Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!

mznatnat said:
Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!
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I've been in four mental institutions, gotta do alot more than tell me stories about dudes having shop talk popping ass with towels to make my skin crawl.