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drunkk

yo.
i thought maybe we need a thread you can write in then you´re drun.
cause only then you write what is real you know.
i got a galaxy s and i still worry about the fact that i haven´t chose that windows phone 7 thingy ... maybe it will go away someday but ... damn

Smirny said:
yo.
i thought maybe we need a thread you can write in then you´re drun.
cause only then you write what is real you know.
i got a galaxy s and i still worry about the fact that i haven´t chose that windows phone 7 thingy ... maybe it will go away someday but ... damn
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Still don't know what to type here, still don't know how to respond to this thread...
Smirny is way too drunk, in my opinion from reading this. Haha Cheers mate.

Drunk from Smirnoff by anychacne

MacaronyMax said:
Drunk from Smirnoff by anychacne
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No! Drunk from drinking too much water! It can actually happen you know
This post was brought to you in part by my HD2 the chameleon phone by use of the XDApp

I should really stop then

Jrunk!
Scent phrum mie fone!

Smirny said:
yo.
i thought maybe we need a thread you can write in then you´re drun.
cause only then you write what is real you know.
i got a galaxy s and i still worry about the fact that i haven´t chose that windows phone 7 thingy ... maybe it will go away someday but ... damn
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You made a good choice, don't sweat it. Now keep getting crunked!!!
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Im not as think as you drunk i am
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Scabes24 said:
Im not as think as you drunk i am
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You clearly are. Mixed my think and drunk haha.
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I have posted drink before...not a good idea really....

When I saw this thread I thought I started it at night when I came home drunk. lol

i'ma nott drrrrunk!!111 eye can hlod my dirnk eisaly...
mummmmyyy dun take away my cmoptuer... i prmis i b god...

ok this is a bit creepy ^^
just searched for a post I made to look up answers and I found this thread started by me!
Smirnoff is working better than it should I guess ^^

Smirny said:
ok this is a bit creepy ^^
just searched for a post I made to look up answers and I found this thread started by me!
Smirnoff is working better than it should I guess ^^
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Don't post when drubk. No drinking when post... or sumfink...

How do I get a girl to unlike me?

Omg I have this problem were I canot get this girl of my nads I mean I can't do anything? Any insight? Ahhhhh help me with my troubles concerning females...
Now who did I impersonate? Any guesses?
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Justin Bieber

Ok hint he is on xda
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Man you just said his name xD
M_T_M said:
Mr Ed?
On another topic...did you know that Alan claims to rock?
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Man you just said his name xD
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are you talking about the love messages he sent u???

Hmm maybe l
T.C.P said:
are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
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is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes

now who's this guy now??
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I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.

souljaboy said:
is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
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if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot

jaszek said:
I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
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+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.

sakai4eva said:
+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
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What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.

jaszek said:
What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
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She's not too shy on that department too, if you know what I mean
And yes, she's hotter than magma.

T.C.P said:
if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
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True he once told me a story: "I'm the ninja, Kawasaki blazin', In a kimono, “Konichiwa” to the Asians."

Guess what phone I'm getting this month!

I'll give you a hint! Announcement scheduled for this week!

I like pie

Infuse
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AnyMal said:
I like pie
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Mmmmmmm PIE!!!

who gives a ****

scrizz said:
who gives a ****
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is that from three word story what up kd i think ima get it to lol didnt see sh*t till i quoted lol

The HTC Dont Give A Damn.
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Duck AT&T! They should've gave me one. Lol! Congrats. Now post a price.
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gasolara2002 said:
Duck AT&T! They should've gave me one. Lol! Congrats. Now post a price.
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It will on sale within the hour of receiving

Nah no sales this way! Just felt like rubbing it in. feel free to close thread guys!
Check out my heatware at http://www.heatware.com/eval.php?id=75778

scrizz said:
who gives a ****
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Your mom? Lol
Check out my heatware at http://www.heatware.com/eval.php?id=75778

kdeezy said:
Nah no sales this way! Just felt like rubbing it in. feel free to close thread guys!
Check out my heatware at http://www.heatware.com/eval.php?id=75778
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Why are you showing off that you have 0 feedback in Heat!!!!!!!

Yea I know. Just following the trend. At least I know you looked
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dont matter bout his heat he has a good rep in the markrtplace

I like turtles

they like you too

Ask a question to another person

This is just a game I saw on an other forum.
it goes like this: you ask a question and the after you answers it and asks a new question.
I will start.
What's your favorite band/artist?
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SanderTheNinja said:
What's your favorite band/artist?
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Neil Young
My turn;-
Would you risk your job and everything you've worked hard for to have a chance with the girl you believe to be 'the one'? And why?

Simon.TS.HTC said:
Neil Young
My turn;-
Would you risk your job and everything you've worked hard for to have a chance with the girl you believe to be 'the one'? And why?
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No. I like my money.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
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veeman said:
No. I like my money.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
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Neil Sedaka.
When will we see some decent threads appear in OT?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Neil Sedaka.
When will we see some decent threads appear in OT?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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When you stop deeming them all ****...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Come over to the dark side...

thelowend said:
When you stop deeming them all ****...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Come over to the dark side...
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because seven was turning six around so he where a nine.
htc vs. Samsung?
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SanderTheNinja said:
because seven was turning six around so he where a nine.
htc vs. Samsung?
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HTC
Laggy ICS or smooth gingerbread?

QuantumFoam said:
HTC
Laggy ICS or smooth gingerbread?
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Smooth gingerbread
I have one thing to say, what is a "question"???
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iok1 said:
Smooth gingerbread
I have one thing to say, what is a "question"???
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its a sentence where you ask something.
how many sheeps did i count so far?
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SanderTheNinja said:
its a sentence where you ask something.
how many sheeps did i count so far?
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As long as you only count them I don't really care.
Dogs or cats?

Simon.TS.HTC said:
As long as you only count them I don't really care.
Dogs or cats?
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Cats! Like 'em both, buth I prefer cats.
Where is your mom working?(LOL )

SOS international (no seriously, its true)
Galaxy s3, yay or nay?
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iok1 said:
SOS international (no seriously, its true)
Galaxy s3, yay or nay?
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Yay
Basketball or football?

Football
Why is OP a ninja?
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iok1 said:
Football
Why is OP a ninja?
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I could tell u, but then I'd have to kill u
Matrix or Inception?

QuantumFoam said:
I could tell u, but then I'd have to kill u
Matrix or Inception?
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Matception
why aren't we using this thread?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=977674

Because u bumped it.
Why'd u bump it

QuantumFoam said:
Because u bumped it.
Why'd u bump it
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because this thread is a duplicate and shall be closed
when will a mod come in?

husam666 said:
because this thread is a duplicate and shall be closed
when will a mod come in?
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When u pm him
Why don't u pm Archer?

Too bad I'm on my phone and its too many steps.
Are you in before the lock?
(I know I am)
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Funny Quotes

Ok, so this is how it goes, everyone posts a funny quote that some else posted on the forum. I'll start us off.
SamVib said:
I ban you for having a scary clown as your avatar.
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1st guy
gagan313 said:
Hi i have switched from kimsmod supreme to this....installing now.... could you tell me how this compares to kimsmod?
":good::laugh::good::laugh:thanks"
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(Kimsmod is like a stock rom, mine was glass and completely different)
2nd guy
baluuu said:
Do you also want to know how is cheese different from butterfly ?
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1st guy
gagan313 said:
GOTTA love the sarcasm but ok thanks.. ( . .):silly:
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Don't we have a similar thread about funniest posts in XDA?
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Dear OP
Please use this thread
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1878835
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