A question for all the people out there. - Off-topic

Do you find old people attractive?
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Aǀanrocks15 said:
Do you find old people attractive?
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I love my parents, and my grandparents, but not in that kind of way

sakai4eva said:
I love my parents, and my grandparents, but not in that kind of way
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Why not? What about people in stores n stuff?

Fresh & Minty said:
Why not? What about people in stores n stuff?
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I'm generally nice to people. I'm one of the few in Malaysia that keeps doors open for people, regardless of who they are (I seldom get thanked for it, but I still do it). So, there ain't no special treatment for you, or for anyone if I smiled at you and try to brighten up your day.
And yes, I do smile at old people a lot, to the point that they think I'm senile.

sakai4eva said:
I'm generally nice to people. I'm one of the few in Malaysia that keeps doors open for people, regardless of who they are (I seldom get thanked for it, but I still do it). So, there ain't no special treatment for you, or for anyone if I smiled at you and try to brighten up your day.
And yes, I do smile at old people a lot, to the point that they think I'm senile.
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a lot of *****es beggin' me to eff one

Whenever i see them, i just wonder, once they were young
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seriously, WTF.
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Don't hate on my boy..... I no his threads are kinda whack, but he means good
iynfynity said:
seriously, WTF.
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T.C.P said:
Don't hate on my boy..... I no his threads are kinda whack, but he means good
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oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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Lol he is a 15 year teen let him ask away
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oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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iynfynity said:
oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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Since he (Alan) is officially my court Jester, you have my permission to bash him for everything he said in OT. In good sport, of course. And no name callings, unless it is hilarious, then it's kinda ok.

This is random......

MacaronyMax said:
This is random......
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But oh so glorious.

Mmmmm, sexy wrinkles.
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Bleeding edge irony right here folks.

i like old ppl
i smile at them, and i like how they smile back, or just look at me with a face that says "**** U"
but its just
attractiveness is something different........

Wow a thread about grandmother f***ers
cant think of an xda app signature

Were are Alan???
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T.C.P said:
Were are Alan???
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Banned Lol

idavid_ said:
Banned Lol
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it was you!!! he got banned because of DAVID!!!!

Related

Just realized there aren't any girls here?

Seriously I just noticed any girls here?
Preferring single young (and by young I mean 14 or 15 etc??)
Haha please don't kill me
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Damn llamas can't even get a female to reproduce. We might as well use them for something that can help society, like feed on their meat.
You know i was wondering the same thin befo...
Wait!!! 14 or 15, you goin straight to hell man
urbanengine1 said:
You know i was wondering the same thin befo...
Wait!!! 14 or 15, you goin straight to hell man
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some just dont learn ... age is just a number
My bad 34 yr old is better
You know that word! Milllk
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hehe... sorry ... im hust being assumptuous
Alanrocks15 said:
My bad 34 yr old is better
You know that word! Milllk
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no!!! thats double your age, o also member when you come in from behind shell be you (insert word here) for life
Alanrocks15 said:
Thank you sir
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anytime got to watch out for my llama bro's
Alanrocks15 said:
Seriously I just noticed any girls here?
Preferring single young (and by young I mean 14 or 15 etc??)
Haha please don't kill me
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That's because most of the girls in our (teen) age group are using iPhones (or dumbphones for texting).
I feel your pain, bro.
Yup! @tcp
And yea too bad I do any of you guys know any 15 yr girls?
You know slim maybe some cousins
Or your sister? Lol
I sound desperate
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Im 15 as well! Sexy android chicks would be nice xD
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urbanengine1 said:
how bout these lovely ladies (couple of my freinds):
(photo taken down after realising its probably ilegal sorry guys)
i told them id do this(look down near bottom, im stuart foley):
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im a bad friend... arent i
(at least you get to see there feet )
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Haha, no prob. I caught it on the xda app. Im not refreshing that thread in a while xD
Im using my phones browser to type this xDDD
This brings me back to a debate I had with some friends after being drunk...
Under-18s are young, soft and jailbait-worthy.
The slightly more mature ladies have better developed mammaries. And of course, experience.
Being one who has dabbled in both does make me think... all fair game in love and war
sakai4eva said:
The slightly more mature ladies have better developed mammaries. And of course, experience.
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not always , ud be surprised how many underage are blackbelts in being dirty filthy animals
Ummmmm... I'm a chick... Can't you tell by my name? I don't know any guys running around with the Username Babydoll25...
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Babydoll25 said:
Ummmmm... I'm a chick... Can't you tell by my name? I don't know any guys running around with the Username Babydoll25...
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soo who do you choose?
DanWilson said:
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lol man chill
souljaboy said:
lol man chill
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Sorry bro. I hate pedos but.
They is like, so evil. And ruin my muzzafuzzing interweb.
DanWilson said:
Sorry bro. I hate pedos but.
They is like, so evil. And ruin my muzzafuzzing interweb.
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well im not that old myself after all
@husam666 Can I ask what you meant by "Who do I choose??" please....???
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A writer's opinion of the XDA community..

This is from an article on Gizmodo.com about how to choose your Android device.
Not sure how many of you already saw this but you can find the full article in my sig.
Supposed Rootability
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Our intern Aaron Martin put it eloquently: "The best way to get something hacked is to say that it's unhackable." While certain phones might be a bit easier to root than others, even the "unrootable" phones like the Droid X and G2 have been rooted by the fine folks over at XDA, so I wouldn't worry about the supposed rootability of a phone when you buy. Someone will root it. I'm convinced those guys at XDA have super powers and are unstoppable.
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Scabes24 said:
This is from an article on Gizmodo.com about how to choose your Android device.
Not sure how many of you already saw this but you can find the full article in my sig.
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Im one of those guys with super powers
Yeah sure...
Yeah..... sure...... sir.
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but it's true
orb3000 said:
Yeah sure...
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Come one Orby dont put me down like that
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Yeah..... sure...... sir.
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You do to mister
idavid_ said:
but it's true
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YEA!!! you no what im talking about... You gots super powers too!!
well i was talking about what was in the article but its about both
P.s. Sorry about my english
T.C.P said:
Come one Orby dont put me down like that
You do to mister
YEA!!! you no what im talking about... You gots super powers too!!
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I was quoting super troopers. It was stuck in my head all day.
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Coldskiesfullofblue said:
I was quoting super troopers. It was stuck in my head all day.
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Super Troopers...lmao Gotta love that monkey
Why do I have a feeling that the more XDA gets mainstream, the more !d!0+5 we will have here? Methinks the admins might need to implement the noob controls sooner rather than later...
sakai4eva said:
Why do I have a feeling that the more XDA gets mainstream, the more !d!0+5 we will have here? Methinks the admins might need to implement the noob controls sooner rather than later...
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All they are trying to do is not lose devs. There is no moderation in the off-topic really. There isn't much to moderate other than randomness and ADD driven posting.
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Coldskiesfullofblue said:
All they are trying to do is not lose devs. There is no moderation in the off-topic really. There isn't much to moderate other than randomness and ADD driven posting.
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Well...
I have to agree with that. Devs need more protection. Maybe we should have a different set of usercodes for devs... Only they can start topics in developement and they have absolute rights to delete any post in the threads they started
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Well...
I have to agree with that. Devs need more protection. Maybe we should have a different set of usercodes for devs... Only they can start topics in developement and they have absolute rights to delete any post in the threads they started
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Sounds golden. They should also be allowed to block persistant trolls from their threads with one gesture. Make life easier for them. They are the awesome people who bring the awesome roms / hacks for our devices.
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Kidney stones..

I got my first kidney stone when I was 9.. I remember going to my grandmas everyday and just laying there screaming. I refused to go to the hospital. But I've had about 5 since then. Talk about your experiences?
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I like your avatar
RinZo said:
I like your avatar
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Thanks? Lol
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Never had them, wouldn't want to have them either
Thanks,
Never had em. I don't drink just pain water... I live on soda and gatorade and such, so I don't expect my streak of not having them to last too much longer. I'm 20 btw.
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Unlucky dude, they sound painful
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Something like this?
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I have always had this fear of getting kidney stones
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Thats terrible indeed.... and they can be very painful too ... even lethal
Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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Jce69 said:
It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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That's a disturbing thought: Kidney stone pr0n...
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Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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Off topic subject in off topic forum, perhaps?
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xaccers said:
That's a disturbing thought: Kidney stone pr0n...
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That made me cringe.... Lol
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M_T_M said:
Look at the head on that thing!!!11one!!eleven1
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The awkward moment when it's him...
XD
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Jce69 said:
It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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westicle said:
Off topic subject in off topic forum, perhaps?
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Read my sig...just because its off topic does not mean its worth sharing...
TheRomMistress said:
Read my sig...just because its off topic does not mean its worth sharing...
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I'm not trying to be a be mean about this. If it sounds mean, I'm sorry.
I just figured id post something a little different. I don't see nothing wrong with it. If it bothers you, close the thread.
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Jce69 said:
I'm not trying to be a be mean about this. If it sounds mean, I'm sorry.
I just figured id post something a little different. I don't see nothing wrong with it. If it bothers you, close the thread.
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It doesn't bother me that much...I'm just saying...Its like me announcing to everyone that I have a heavy period and I am in agony...not that this is the case or anything
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It doesn't bother me that much...I'm just saying...Its like me announcing to everyone that I have a heavy period and I am in agony...not that this is the case or anything
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Can I get you a hot water bottle for your back? How about some chocolate? A foot rub? A syndol or two?

what are you doing when you are bored?

what are you doing when you are bored?
****except from watching porn, have sex,taking drugs and commit crimes!!!!!!****
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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Yup, Im also doing that
ArmorD said:
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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i was expecting that
X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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thats all right but the afterwards.......
X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Then kissing my bf?
When im not pumping iron in the gym and pimping the hoe's I also like to pick flowers and make daisy chains and listen to take that.
Im the manliest man there's ever been.
I usually cut the grass, watch Netflix or play my bass.
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When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
Archer said:
When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
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I read the first part of your post(at the participated,I didn't notice there weren't the lock icon...) and I was like what the f**** happend in there, I am sure there is nothing wrong with my thread!!!
You got me
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I like to smell flowers.
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getting drunk. You?
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veeman said:
I like to smell flowers.
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I bet you'd go out tonight but you haven't got a stitch to wear.....
Right?
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Really? It just got its ass whooped in the girly comments contest...
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Archer said:
When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
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I knew you would come on in here and say that.
i post here when im bored
I think of Vanessaem
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vanessaem said:
I knew you would come on in here and say that.
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I'm getting predictable, eh? I'll have to mix things up a little!

When will I get a girl friend?

Its like one year since I turned 18 and m still single
All my friends already have girlfriends
Some of them have more than two
Is it that I am forever alone
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You wont find a lady if your on XDA 24/7
Get out there and live life, Meet people, Have fun !
Eventually Mrs Right will walk into your life when your least expecting it
azzledazzle said:
You wont find a lady if your on XDA 24/7
Get out there and live life, Meet people, Have fun !
Eventually Mrs Right will walk into your life when your least expecting it
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You're too kind
You're correct
but you're too kind Lol
To op, don't worry or "stress" about it
They find YOU when ya aren't looking.
Besides, being single is fun too
#FBGT
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Really made a new thread about lack of love life?
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Its called. GET A LIFE. Not on xda.
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Don't get into a rush to get into a relationship. Enjoy being single as long as you can.
tallyforeman said:
Don't get into a rush to get into a relationship. Enjoy being single as long as you can.
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Yes. Being single is like being an eagle, free to roam the world, being in a relationship is like being a lowly duck, waiting to get slaughtered.
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Lol.
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iKoolkid said:
Yes. Being single is like being an eagle, free to roam the world, being in a relationship is like being a lowly duck, waiting to get slaughtered.
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Only if you play your cards right

			
				
If you have to make a thread to ask, probably never.
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Sent from your mom.
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I'd thank you but I'm all out for today!
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I'd thank you but I'm all out for today!
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Taken care of. XDA really needs to allow more than 8 thanks in a day.
Dito bro.
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I am 14 and I never got a girlfriend. Maybe it's better for me, who knows.
VaderSKN said:
I am 14 and I never got a girlfriend. Maybe it's better for me, who knows.
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Yes And No.
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Yes And No.
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Yes and no what?
Hmm
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