Just realized there aren't any girls here? - Off-topic

Seriously I just noticed any girls here?
Preferring single young (and by young I mean 14 or 15 etc??)
Haha please don't kill me
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Damn llamas can't even get a female to reproduce. We might as well use them for something that can help society, like feed on their meat.

You know i was wondering the same thin befo...
Wait!!! 14 or 15, you goin straight to hell man

urbanengine1 said:
You know i was wondering the same thin befo...
Wait!!! 14 or 15, you goin straight to hell man
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some just dont learn ... age is just a number

My bad 34 yr old is better
You know that word! Milllk
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hehe... sorry ... im hust being assumptuous

Alanrocks15 said:
My bad 34 yr old is better
You know that word! Milllk
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no!!! thats double your age, o also member when you come in from behind shell be you (insert word here) for life

Alanrocks15 said:
Thank you sir
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anytime got to watch out for my llama bro's

Alanrocks15 said:
Seriously I just noticed any girls here?
Preferring single young (and by young I mean 14 or 15 etc??)
Haha please don't kill me
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That's because most of the girls in our (teen) age group are using iPhones (or dumbphones for texting).
I feel your pain, bro.

Yup! @tcp
And yea too bad I do any of you guys know any 15 yr girls?
You know slim maybe some cousins
Or your sister? Lol
I sound desperate
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Im 15 as well! Sexy android chicks would be nice xD
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urbanengine1 said:
how bout these lovely ladies (couple of my freinds):
(photo taken down after realising its probably ilegal sorry guys)
i told them id do this(look down near bottom, im stuart foley):
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im a bad friend... arent i
(at least you get to see there feet )
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Haha, no prob. I caught it on the xda app. Im not refreshing that thread in a while xD
Im using my phones browser to type this xDDD

This brings me back to a debate I had with some friends after being drunk...
Under-18s are young, soft and jailbait-worthy.
The slightly more mature ladies have better developed mammaries. And of course, experience.
Being one who has dabbled in both does make me think... all fair game in love and war

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The slightly more mature ladies have better developed mammaries. And of course, experience.
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not always , ud be surprised how many underage are blackbelts in being dirty filthy animals

Ummmmm... I'm a chick... Can't you tell by my name? I don't know any guys running around with the Username Babydoll25...
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Babydoll25 said:
Ummmmm... I'm a chick... Can't you tell by my name? I don't know any guys running around with the Username Babydoll25...
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soo who do you choose?

DanWilson said:
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lol man chill

souljaboy said:
lol man chill
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Sorry bro. I hate pedos but.
They is like, so evil. And ruin my muzzafuzzing interweb.

DanWilson said:
Sorry bro. I hate pedos but.
They is like, so evil. And ruin my muzzafuzzing interweb.
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well im not that old myself after all

@husam666 Can I ask what you meant by "Who do I choose??" please....???
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A question for all the people out there.

Do you find old people attractive?
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Aǀanrocks15 said:
Do you find old people attractive?
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I love my parents, and my grandparents, but not in that kind of way
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I love my parents, and my grandparents, but not in that kind of way
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Why not? What about people in stores n stuff?
Fresh & Minty said:
Why not? What about people in stores n stuff?
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I'm generally nice to people. I'm one of the few in Malaysia that keeps doors open for people, regardless of who they are (I seldom get thanked for it, but I still do it). So, there ain't no special treatment for you, or for anyone if I smiled at you and try to brighten up your day.
And yes, I do smile at old people a lot, to the point that they think I'm senile.
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I'm generally nice to people. I'm one of the few in Malaysia that keeps doors open for people, regardless of who they are (I seldom get thanked for it, but I still do it). So, there ain't no special treatment for you, or for anyone if I smiled at you and try to brighten up your day.
And yes, I do smile at old people a lot, to the point that they think I'm senile.
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a lot of *****es beggin' me to eff one
Whenever i see them, i just wonder, once they were young
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seriously, WTF.
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Don't hate on my boy..... I no his threads are kinda whack, but he means good
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seriously, WTF.
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T.C.P said:
Don't hate on my boy..... I no his threads are kinda whack, but he means good
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oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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Lol he is a 15 year teen let him ask away
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oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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iynfynity said:
oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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Since he (Alan) is officially my court Jester, you have my permission to bash him for everything he said in OT. In good sport, of course. And no name callings, unless it is hilarious, then it's kinda ok.
This is random......
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This is random......
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But oh so glorious.
Mmmmm, sexy wrinkles.
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Bleeding edge irony right here folks.
i like old ppl
i smile at them, and i like how they smile back, or just look at me with a face that says "**** U"
but its just
attractiveness is something different........
Wow a thread about grandmother f***ers
cant think of an xda app signature
Were are Alan???
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T.C.P said:
Were are Alan???
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Banned Lol
idavid_ said:
Banned Lol
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it was you!!! he got banned because of DAVID!!!!

Kidney stones..

I got my first kidney stone when I was 9.. I remember going to my grandmas everyday and just laying there screaming. I refused to go to the hospital. But I've had about 5 since then. Talk about your experiences?
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I like your avatar
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I like your avatar
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Thanks? Lol
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Never had them, wouldn't want to have them either
Thanks,
Never had em. I don't drink just pain water... I live on soda and gatorade and such, so I don't expect my streak of not having them to last too much longer. I'm 20 btw.
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Unlucky dude, they sound painful
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Something like this?
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I have always had this fear of getting kidney stones
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Thats terrible indeed.... and they can be very painful too ... even lethal
Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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Jce69 said:
It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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That's a disturbing thought: Kidney stone pr0n...
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Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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Off topic subject in off topic forum, perhaps?
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xaccers said:
That's a disturbing thought: Kidney stone pr0n...
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That made me cringe.... Lol
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M_T_M said:
Look at the head on that thing!!!11one!!eleven1
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The awkward moment when it's him...
XD
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Jce69 said:
It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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westicle said:
Off topic subject in off topic forum, perhaps?
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Read my sig...just because its off topic does not mean its worth sharing...
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Read my sig...just because its off topic does not mean its worth sharing...
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I'm not trying to be a be mean about this. If it sounds mean, I'm sorry.
I just figured id post something a little different. I don't see nothing wrong with it. If it bothers you, close the thread.
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Jce69 said:
I'm not trying to be a be mean about this. If it sounds mean, I'm sorry.
I just figured id post something a little different. I don't see nothing wrong with it. If it bothers you, close the thread.
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It doesn't bother me that much...I'm just saying...Its like me announcing to everyone that I have a heavy period and I am in agony...not that this is the case or anything
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It doesn't bother me that much...I'm just saying...Its like me announcing to everyone that I have a heavy period and I am in agony...not that this is the case or anything
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Can I get you a hot water bottle for your back? How about some chocolate? A foot rub? A syndol or two?

anyone knows how to get an itouch free?

i know i am asking myself to get pawned but well i just wanna know ...anyone?
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PROFIT​
^^ u tried it?
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Yes i did. I got 40 to life, but i bribed the judge with the newly stolen iPod Touch, so i got away. I'm currently in the Alps writing this post on my stolen MacBook Air.
I laughed at LM's post but in the process of laughing some more I remembered that I saw this website offering teh Free ITouch
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Yes i did. I got 40 to life, but i bribed the judge with the newly stolen iPod Touch, so i got away. I'm currently in the Alps writing this post on my stolen MacBook Air.
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cool story bro B) lol
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M_T_M said:
I laughed at LM's post but in the process of laughing some more I remembered that I saw this website offering teh Free ITouch
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Good try .....mahn ......
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i have no clue if your a man so good try human lol
My trolling senses are tingling (that or my phone is on vibrate again) about the trolling going on here
shalom06 said:
i have no clue if your a man to so good try human
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LOLWUT?
I'll tell you how to get an iTouch for free, but the information is gonna cost you $199 USD
M_T_M is no simple human! He's something, but i'm not quite sure what. All we know is that he's XDA's The Stig. A mysterious being with trolling powers.
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Thaaaat's right.
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M_T_M is no simple human! He's something, but i'm not quite sure what. All we know is that he's XDA's The Stig. A mysterious being with trolling powers.
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anyway i knew this was coming ciao people exams tomm gotta study ....ps i am onli 16
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shalom06 said:
ps i am onli 16
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Go figure
shalom06 said:
anyway i knew this was coming ciao people exams tomm gotta study ....ps i am onli 16
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And we care because???
And hope you fail the exams.
jaszek said:
And we care because???
And hope you fail the exams.
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well i dind not ask you to,did I? ,,the post was ment to telll i wont fight anymore...people understood it you dint ... i dont care.if u say ill fail or anythin.jus get a life ..
and ya i jus posted it inquisitively
.if anyone had one lying around or sumthing,as u said y shud u care about me?you shouldnt ,u shud jus care about your future looks quite bleak to me.thankyou
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shalom06 said:
well i dind not ask you to,did I? ,,the post was ment to telll i wont fight anymore...people understood it you dint ... i dont care.if u say ill fail or anythin.jus get a life ..
and ya i jus posted it inquisitively
.if anyone had one lying around or sumthing,as u said y shud u care about me?you shouldnt ,u shud jus care about your future looks quite bleak to me.thankyou
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Looks like you don't know what a public forum is.

Hate on the person above you.

Simple rules.
Humorous hates on the person above you. Only for people with a sense of humour, no *****y folks.
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Your thread sucks, I hate your face, I hate everybody who has ever had physical contact with you, and I hate your ISP.
Looks like it's similar to ban the person.. So, I hate you xD
Sent from Hell!!
I love you.
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veeman said:
I love you.
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I hate you for loving me without knowing me.
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i dont hate bc no hater here! haters gona hate
the new orleans aints.... lol j/k they're my favorite too...
The saints noooo lol
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BNaughty said:
the new orleans aints.... lol j/k they're my favorite too...
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black and gold till i die :highfive: glad to know
Same so I can't hate you for that!!!!!
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ladyhaylin said:
Same so I can't hate you for that!!!!!
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must be the steelers!
fleurdelisxliv said:
must be the steelers!
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I hate you just for no reason like one of those high/middle school girls "omfg ***** why the [email protected]#k did you steal him from me I f#@kin' never mind"*hangs up*
Hahaha
Don't hate, appreciate.
Haters welcome...biotch
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must be the steelers!
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Your thread sucks, I hate your face, I hate everybody who has ever had physical contact with you, and I hate your ISP.
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lreyes said:
I hate you just for no reason like one of those high/middle school girls "omfg ***** why the [email protected]#k did you steal him from me I f#@kin' never mind"*hangs up*
Hahaha
Don't hate, appreciate.
Haters welcome...biotch
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Only two hate comments that have reasons to hate and aren't just like ban the person above you...
I hate you all for making this thread into a saints thingamajig and completely derailing a thread just like those trains that always derail in my neighborhood and guess what? Those trains probably derail because of you guys and my life sucks because I hate you omg
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Only two hate comments that have reasons to hate and aren't just like ban the person above you...
I hate you all for making this thread into a saints thingamajig and completely derailing a thread just like those trains that always derail in my neighborhood and guess what? Those trains probably derail because of you guys and my life sucks because I hate you omg
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Well then....
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You called?
IB4A
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IB4A
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I hate you because i agree
Le classic inb4l
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closed thread

Thread closed
Never heard
Of him
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breakyosef said:
Title says it all this is a contribution/donation. A lot of people do not know Hawknest on a personal level but he is going on his 4th knee surgery, and its not going the way he wants. Although it is never expected but always appreciated I think we should try to give him a little something for all the hardwork he has put into his Roms the requests he fills on a daily basis. He has never asked people for money and is not the type of person to be asking for money but I know him and is having a hard time with things so any little thing will help him. Please send all donations to email below thank you.
His PayPal is [email protected]
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But he asked for money for the HTC One for development.....
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But he asked for money for the HTC One for development.....
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I didn't ask for this thread bud ... Calm down ... Don't bash the dude for trying to help ... The ONE is all done and over with
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I didn't ask for this thread bud ... Calm down ... Don't bash the dude for trying to help ... The ONE is all done and over with
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how is that bashing? That's stating something that looked to happen. I can go bash him if you really want but until then, don't just assume because I make a statement that I'm hating on someone. Just making a point.
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Never heard
Of him
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=42580771
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calm down ladies
its just a phone, and its just xda
we are all people in this world
if the people wanna donate to him to help him out its their choice
i would donate if he really needs it, but paypal banned me for life and all my debit cards back in 2011 (long story)
wow, a thread dedicated to panhandling...
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wow, a thread dedicated to panhandling...
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Darth Vader stole my legs...lightsabers are expensive these days. - Hawk in Hobo form
why's the HTC one done
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Dang guys....showing your true character today. Good grief.
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Dang guys....showing your true character today. Good grief.
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I'm not doing anything? i made a joke, a statement to hawk about thinking I was bashing something, then another joke. It's the internet, don't get your panties bunched up.
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I'm not doing anything? i made a joke, a statement to hawk about thinking I was bashing something, then another joke. It's the internet, don't get your panties bunched up.
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Was I talking to you? #paranoid
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Was I talking to you? #paranoid
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but seriously guys
give the guy a break.
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Dang guys....showing your true character today. Good grief.
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I call it the way I see....this is not the place for begging for money....if you need money, get a job
While undergoing knee surgery. You're smart.
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I call it the way I see....this is not the place for begging for money....if you need money, get a job
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Kinda hard when I can't ... All good and I do have a job ... Lol just can't work due to the injury
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nofriendsbz3 said:
You and OMJ must stroke each others dicks... You douchebags sure are keyboard tough that's for sure...
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amazing...
4 years ago, none of this would be here.
i just wish all the drama and bs would go back to ppcgeeks... and xda was the 'dev' place to be...
meh
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why's the HTC one done
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Not what I meant
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