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Just realized there aren't any girls here?

Seriously I just noticed any girls here?
Preferring single young (and by young I mean 14 or 15 etc??)
Haha please don't kill me
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Damn llamas can't even get a female to reproduce. We might as well use them for something that can help society, like feed on their meat.

You know i was wondering the same thin befo...
Wait!!! 14 or 15, you goin straight to hell man

urbanengine1 said:
You know i was wondering the same thin befo...
Wait!!! 14 or 15, you goin straight to hell man
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some just dont learn ... age is just a number

My bad 34 yr old is better
You know that word! Milllk
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hehe... sorry ... im hust being assumptuous

Alanrocks15 said:
My bad 34 yr old is better
You know that word! Milllk
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no!!! thats double your age, o also member when you come in from behind shell be you (insert word here) for life

Alanrocks15 said:
Thank you sir
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anytime got to watch out for my llama bro's

Alanrocks15 said:
Seriously I just noticed any girls here?
Preferring single young (and by young I mean 14 or 15 etc??)
Haha please don't kill me
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That's because most of the girls in our (teen) age group are using iPhones (or dumbphones for texting).
I feel your pain, bro.

Yup! @tcp
And yea too bad I do any of you guys know any 15 yr girls?
You know slim maybe some cousins
Or your sister? Lol
I sound desperate
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Im 15 as well! Sexy android chicks would be nice xD
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urbanengine1 said:
how bout these lovely ladies (couple of my freinds):
(photo taken down after realising its probably ilegal sorry guys)
i told them id do this(look down near bottom, im stuart foley):
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im a bad friend... arent i
(at least you get to see there feet )
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Haha, no prob. I caught it on the xda app. Im not refreshing that thread in a while xD
Im using my phones browser to type this xDDD

This brings me back to a debate I had with some friends after being drunk...
Under-18s are young, soft and jailbait-worthy.
The slightly more mature ladies have better developed mammaries. And of course, experience.
Being one who has dabbled in both does make me think... all fair game in love and war

sakai4eva said:
The slightly more mature ladies have better developed mammaries. And of course, experience.
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not always , ud be surprised how many underage are blackbelts in being dirty filthy animals

Ummmmm... I'm a chick... Can't you tell by my name? I don't know any guys running around with the Username Babydoll25...
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Babydoll25 said:
Ummmmm... I'm a chick... Can't you tell by my name? I don't know any guys running around with the Username Babydoll25...
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soo who do you choose?

DanWilson said:
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lol man chill

souljaboy said:
lol man chill
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Sorry bro. I hate pedos but.
They is like, so evil. And ruin my muzzafuzzing interweb.

DanWilson said:
Sorry bro. I hate pedos but.
They is like, so evil. And ruin my muzzafuzzing interweb.
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well im not that old myself after all

@husam666 Can I ask what you meant by "Who do I choose??" please....???
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A question for all the people out there.

Do you find old people attractive?
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Aǀanrocks15 said:
Do you find old people attractive?
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I love my parents, and my grandparents, but not in that kind of way

sakai4eva said:
I love my parents, and my grandparents, but not in that kind of way
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Why not? What about people in stores n stuff?

Fresh & Minty said:
Why not? What about people in stores n stuff?
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I'm generally nice to people. I'm one of the few in Malaysia that keeps doors open for people, regardless of who they are (I seldom get thanked for it, but I still do it). So, there ain't no special treatment for you, or for anyone if I smiled at you and try to brighten up your day.
And yes, I do smile at old people a lot, to the point that they think I'm senile.

sakai4eva said:
I'm generally nice to people. I'm one of the few in Malaysia that keeps doors open for people, regardless of who they are (I seldom get thanked for it, but I still do it). So, there ain't no special treatment for you, or for anyone if I smiled at you and try to brighten up your day.
And yes, I do smile at old people a lot, to the point that they think I'm senile.
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a lot of *****es beggin' me to eff one

Whenever i see them, i just wonder, once they were young
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seriously, WTF.
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Don't hate on my boy..... I no his threads are kinda whack, but he means good
iynfynity said:
seriously, WTF.
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T.C.P said:
Don't hate on my boy..... I no his threads are kinda whack, but he means good
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oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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Lol he is a 15 year teen let him ask away
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oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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iynfynity said:
oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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Since he (Alan) is officially my court Jester, you have my permission to bash him for everything he said in OT. In good sport, of course. And no name callings, unless it is hilarious, then it's kinda ok.

This is random......

MacaronyMax said:
This is random......
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But oh so glorious.

Mmmmm, sexy wrinkles.
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Bleeding edge irony right here folks.

i like old ppl
i smile at them, and i like how they smile back, or just look at me with a face that says "**** U"
but its just
attractiveness is something different........

Wow a thread about grandmother f***ers
cant think of an xda app signature

Were are Alan???
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T.C.P said:
Were are Alan???
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Banned Lol

idavid_ said:
Banned Lol
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it was you!!! he got banned because of DAVID!!!!

HeY

Hi gyuz ! i just wanna increase ma frnds list in fb so plz add me in it :-D
[email protected] :-D
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Must. Resist. Urge. To. Troll.

wat does it mean ?
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deliriousDroid said:
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Troll.
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Fun is being offered to you, ON A PLATE, and you refuse it???
TROLL THE HELL OUT OF IT!!!
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Uh ! didnt actually got ! but send req me on the id plzzz z
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virusshah1997 said:
Uh ! didnt actually got ! but send req me on the id plzzz z
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Are you even old enough to be on Facebook?

Yeah ! y ?
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LordManhattan said:
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Enlighten me.....
How can one possibly "succeed" at facebook?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......

virusshah1997 said:
Yeah ! y ?
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Only because you type like a 12 year old.

conantroutman said:
Enlighten me.....
How can one possibly "succeed" at facebook?
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Uhm... well.. you see.. no
I have no idea.

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1) Create Firewall Rule blocking Facebook
2) ?
3) ?
4) ?
5) Profit!

Doooooooooooo Eeeeeet!!!!
deliriousDroid said:
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Troll.
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Also...this guy's request reminds me of just one thing

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You type like Bennett from texts from Bennett!
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Is it time to dust off my old troll account?

Evry 1 nos myspaze is betr

deliriousDroid said:
Only because you type like a 12 year old.
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That's a bit harsh man. There's some very clever 12 year olds out there. He's more like an 8 year old.

Archer said:
That's a bit harsh man. There's some very clever 12 year olds out there. He's more like an 8 year old.
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Ahh, my apologies to the 12 year olds...
More like a 8year old with attention deficit disorder
How can he expect anyone to take him seriously talking like that is what I want to know?

When will I get a girl friend?

Its like one year since I turned 18 and m still single
All my friends already have girlfriends
Some of them have more than two
Is it that I am forever alone
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You wont find a lady if your on XDA 24/7
Get out there and live life, Meet people, Have fun !
Eventually Mrs Right will walk into your life when your least expecting it

azzledazzle said:
You wont find a lady if your on XDA 24/7
Get out there and live life, Meet people, Have fun !
Eventually Mrs Right will walk into your life when your least expecting it
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You're too kind
You're correct
but you're too kind Lol
To op, don't worry or "stress" about it
They find YOU when ya aren't looking.
Besides, being single is fun too
#FBGT
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Really made a new thread about lack of love life?
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Its called. GET A LIFE. Not on xda.
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Don't get into a rush to get into a relationship. Enjoy being single as long as you can.

tallyforeman said:
Don't get into a rush to get into a relationship. Enjoy being single as long as you can.
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Yes. Being single is like being an eagle, free to roam the world, being in a relationship is like being a lowly duck, waiting to get slaughtered.
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Lol.
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iKoolkid said:
Yes. Being single is like being an eagle, free to roam the world, being in a relationship is like being a lowly duck, waiting to get slaughtered.
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Only if you play your cards right

If you have to make a thread to ask, probably never.

Sent from your mom.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Sent from your mom.
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I'd thank you but I'm all out for today!

tallyforeman said:
I'd thank you but I'm all out for today!
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Taken care of. XDA really needs to allow more than 8 thanks in a day.

Dito bro.
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I am 14 and I never got a girlfriend. Maybe it's better for me, who knows.

VaderSKN said:
I am 14 and I never got a girlfriend. Maybe it's better for me, who knows.
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Yes And No.
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iKoolkid said:
Yes And No.
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Yes and no what?

Hmm
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How to get back in time (wayback machine)

hey guys, found this site: http://archive.org , its cool.. you enter the site you want, choose the year and it will direct you to the site..
you can watch xda in 2005..2006 etc,
youtube at 2005
google at 2001
visit all you know

We get a taste of XDA from 2004 every few days here.

jaszek said:
We get a taste of XDA from 2004 every few days here.
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jaszek said:
We get a taste of XDA from 2004 every few days here.
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Didn't kitten warrior get banned?

If I wanted to go back in time I'd just use this and go back in style.
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StormMcCloud said:
If I wanted to go back in time I'd just use this and go back in style.
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mine is way better for that..

Jessica said:
Didn't kitten warrior get banned?
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No idea who that is, but with that name, I hope he did.

StormMcCloud said:
If I wanted to go back in time I'd just use this and go back in style.
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I can't see the image, but it appears to be some car. Maybe the car from... dang. I forgot the movie!

Nachospeicys said:
mine is way better for that..
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Nope, that is just pure failure.

Jessica said:
I can't see the image, but it appears to be some car. Maybe the car from... dang. I forgot the movie!
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mm maybe its "back to future" in english

Nachospeicys said:
mm maybe its "back to future" in english
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Yeah. That's it. "Back to the future"

StormMcCloud said:
Nope, that is just pure failure.
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man, what you don't see is that it's a transformer hiding from people.. when you are near he morphs into a ferrari

Nachospeicys said:
man, what you don't see is that it's a transformer hiding from people.. when you are near he morphs into a ferrari
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Transformers arent real.
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StormMcCloud said:
Transformers arent real.
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That's because you've never seen one. I happen to have a yellow camaro, that I like to call bumblebee.

StormMcCloud said:
Transformers arent real.
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But. . . but the. . . toys . . . and the . . . movies and . . . the half dozen cartoons?!?!!?! :crying::crying::crying::crying:

Wow, such news!
That is, 11 year old news. It's been around since Nov 2001...

My country has blocked this
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Transformers are real. And I can prove it!
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batman38102 said:
My country has blocked this
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Wths ur country
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Nachospeicys said:
Wths ur country
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Bahrain
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