Simple rules.
Humorous hates on the person above you. Only for people with a sense of humour, no *****y folks.
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Your thread sucks, I hate your face, I hate everybody who has ever had physical contact with you, and I hate your ISP.
Looks like it's similar to ban the person.. So, I hate you xD
Sent from Hell!!
I love you.
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I love you.
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I hate you for loving me without knowing me.
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i dont hate bc no hater here! haters gona hate
the new orleans aints.... lol j/k they're my favorite too...
The saints noooo lol
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the new orleans aints.... lol j/k they're my favorite too...
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black and gold till i die :highfive: glad to know
Same so I can't hate you for that!!!!!
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ladyhaylin said:
Same so I can't hate you for that!!!!!
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must be the steelers!
fleurdelisxliv said:
must be the steelers!
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I hate you just for no reason like one of those high/middle school girls "omfg ***** why the [email protected]#k did you steal him from me I f#@kin' never mind"*hangs up*
Hahaha
Don't hate, appreciate.
Haters welcome...biotch
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must be the steelers!
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Your thread sucks, I hate your face, I hate everybody who has ever had physical contact with you, and I hate your ISP.
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I hate you just for no reason like one of those high/middle school girls "omfg ***** why the [email protected]#k did you steal him from me I f#@kin' never mind"*hangs up*
Hahaha
Don't hate, appreciate.
Haters welcome...biotch
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Only two hate comments that have reasons to hate and aren't just like ban the person above you...
I hate you all for making this thread into a saints thingamajig and completely derailing a thread just like those trains that always derail in my neighborhood and guess what? Those trains probably derail because of you guys and my life sucks because I hate you omg
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Only two hate comments that have reasons to hate and aren't just like ban the person above you...
I hate you all for making this thread into a saints thingamajig and completely derailing a thread just like those trains that always derail in my neighborhood and guess what? Those trains probably derail because of you guys and my life sucks because I hate you omg
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Well then....
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You called?
IB4A
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IB4A
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I hate you because i agree
Le classic inb4l
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Seriously I just noticed any girls here?
Preferring single young (and by young I mean 14 or 15 etc??)
Haha please don't kill me
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Damn llamas can't even get a female to reproduce. We might as well use them for something that can help society, like feed on their meat.
You know i was wondering the same thin befo...
Wait!!! 14 or 15, you goin straight to hell man
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Wait!!! 14 or 15, you goin straight to hell man
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some just dont learn ... age is just a number
My bad 34 yr old is better
You know that word! Milllk
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hehe... sorry ... im hust being assumptuous
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My bad 34 yr old is better
You know that word! Milllk
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no!!! thats double your age, o also member when you come in from behind shell be you (insert word here) for life
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Thank you sir
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anytime got to watch out for my llama bro's
Alanrocks15 said:
Seriously I just noticed any girls here?
Preferring single young (and by young I mean 14 or 15 etc??)
Haha please don't kill me
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That's because most of the girls in our (teen) age group are using iPhones (or dumbphones for texting).
I feel your pain, bro.
Yup! @tcp
And yea too bad I do any of you guys know any 15 yr girls?
You know slim maybe some cousins
Or your sister? Lol
I sound desperate
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Im 15 as well! Sexy android chicks would be nice xD
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how bout these lovely ladies (couple of my freinds):
(photo taken down after realising its probably ilegal sorry guys)
i told them id do this(look down near bottom, im stuart foley):
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im a bad friend... arent i
(at least you get to see there feet )
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Haha, no prob. I caught it on the xda app. Im not refreshing that thread in a while xD
Im using my phones browser to type this xDDD
This brings me back to a debate I had with some friends after being drunk...
Under-18s are young, soft and jailbait-worthy.
The slightly more mature ladies have better developed mammaries. And of course, experience.
Being one who has dabbled in both does make me think... all fair game in love and war
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The slightly more mature ladies have better developed mammaries. And of course, experience.
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not always , ud be surprised how many underage are blackbelts in being dirty filthy animals
Ummmmm... I'm a chick... Can't you tell by my name? I don't know any guys running around with the Username Babydoll25...
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Ummmmm... I'm a chick... Can't you tell by my name? I don't know any guys running around with the Username Babydoll25...
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soo who do you choose?
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lol man chill
souljaboy said:
lol man chill
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Sorry bro. I hate pedos but.
They is like, so evil. And ruin my muzzafuzzing interweb.
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Sorry bro. I hate pedos but.
They is like, so evil. And ruin my muzzafuzzing interweb.
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well im not that old myself after all
@husam666 Can I ask what you meant by "Who do I choose??" please....???
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Do you find old people attractive?
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Do you find old people attractive?
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I love my parents, and my grandparents, but not in that kind of way
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I love my parents, and my grandparents, but not in that kind of way
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Why not? What about people in stores n stuff?
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Why not? What about people in stores n stuff?
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I'm generally nice to people. I'm one of the few in Malaysia that keeps doors open for people, regardless of who they are (I seldom get thanked for it, but I still do it). So, there ain't no special treatment for you, or for anyone if I smiled at you and try to brighten up your day.
And yes, I do smile at old people a lot, to the point that they think I'm senile.
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I'm generally nice to people. I'm one of the few in Malaysia that keeps doors open for people, regardless of who they are (I seldom get thanked for it, but I still do it). So, there ain't no special treatment for you, or for anyone if I smiled at you and try to brighten up your day.
And yes, I do smile at old people a lot, to the point that they think I'm senile.
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a lot of *****es beggin' me to eff one
Whenever i see them, i just wonder, once they were young
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seriously, WTF.
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Don't hate on my boy..... I no his threads are kinda whack, but he means good
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seriously, WTF.
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Don't hate on my boy..... I no his threads are kinda whack, but he means good
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oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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Lol he is a 15 year teen let him ask away
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oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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Since he (Alan) is officially my court Jester, you have my permission to bash him for everything he said in OT. In good sport, of course. And no name callings, unless it is hilarious, then it's kinda ok.
This is random......
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This is random......
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But oh so glorious.
Mmmmm, sexy wrinkles.
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Bleeding edge irony right here folks.
i like old ppl
i smile at them, and i like how they smile back, or just look at me with a face that says "**** U"
but its just
attractiveness is something different........
Wow a thread about grandmother f***ers
cant think of an xda app signature
Were are Alan???
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Were are Alan???
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Banned Lol
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Banned Lol
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it was you!!! he got banned because of DAVID!!!!
I got my first kidney stone when I was 9.. I remember going to my grandmas everyday and just laying there screaming. I refused to go to the hospital. But I've had about 5 since then. Talk about your experiences?
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I like your avatar
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I like your avatar
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Thanks? Lol
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Never had them, wouldn't want to have them either
Thanks,
Never had em. I don't drink just pain water... I live on soda and gatorade and such, so I don't expect my streak of not having them to last too much longer. I'm 20 btw.
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Unlucky dude, they sound painful
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Something like this?
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I have always had this fear of getting kidney stones
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Thats terrible indeed.... and they can be very painful too ... even lethal
Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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That's a disturbing thought: Kidney stone pr0n...
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Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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Off topic subject in off topic forum, perhaps?
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xaccers said:
That's a disturbing thought: Kidney stone pr0n...
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That made me cringe.... Lol
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Look at the head on that thing!!!11one!!eleven1
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The awkward moment when it's him...
XD
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It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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westicle said:
Off topic subject in off topic forum, perhaps?
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Read my sig...just because its off topic does not mean its worth sharing...
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Read my sig...just because its off topic does not mean its worth sharing...
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I'm not trying to be a be mean about this. If it sounds mean, I'm sorry.
I just figured id post something a little different. I don't see nothing wrong with it. If it bothers you, close the thread.
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I'm not trying to be a be mean about this. If it sounds mean, I'm sorry.
I just figured id post something a little different. I don't see nothing wrong with it. If it bothers you, close the thread.
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It doesn't bother me that much...I'm just saying...Its like me announcing to everyone that I have a heavy period and I am in agony...not that this is the case or anything
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It doesn't bother me that much...I'm just saying...Its like me announcing to everyone that I have a heavy period and I am in agony...not that this is the case or anything
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Can I get you a hot water bottle for your back? How about some chocolate? A foot rub? A syndol or two?
what are you doing when you are bored?
****except from watching porn, have sex,taking drugs and commit crimes!!!!!!****
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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Yup, Im also doing that
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Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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i was expecting that
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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thats all right but the afterwards.......
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Then kissing my bf?
When im not pumping iron in the gym and pimping the hoe's I also like to pick flowers and make daisy chains and listen to take that.
Im the manliest man there's ever been.
I usually cut the grass, watch Netflix or play my bass.
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When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
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When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
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Not really
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I read the first part of your post(at the participated,I didn't notice there weren't the lock icon...) and I was like what the f**** happend in there, I am sure there is nothing wrong with my thread!!!
You got me
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I like to smell flowers.
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getting drunk. You?
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I like to smell flowers.
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I bet you'd go out tonight but you haven't got a stitch to wear.....
Right?
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Really? It just got its ass whooped in the girly comments contest...
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
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Not really
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I knew you would come on in here and say that.
i post here when im bored
I think of Vanessaem
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I knew you would come on in here and say that.
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I'm getting predictable, eh? I'll have to mix things up a little!
Saw this on another forum. Basically you just stereotype the person above you.
Example (each line is a new user posting)
^made a stupid thread
^likes to call people names like a 12 year old
^knows how 12 year old kids act because he hangs out with them.
Etc etc.
So what you are trying to do is play off of the person above you while making fun of them. We witty and creative, but don't call people gay or be racist. Clean fun thread here!
Now begin!!
******ONCE YOU POST IN HERE YOU AGREE THAT YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE RESPONSES PERSONALLY*****
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^Clearly going to end up a cat lady.
m1l4droid said:
I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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Gender confused feline lover ^
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m1l4droid said:
I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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^Denial^
^^^Sits alone in his basement talking to the tv....
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^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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^Perpetually smells like coffee and cigarettes.
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Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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^wishes he was skinny
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^wishes he was skinny
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^has a hairball
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^has a hairball
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Wishes he had hair
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Wishes he had hair
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Has a hair fetish.
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Has a hair fetish.
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Wears too much orange (that really bright orange that you can see three blocks away)....,
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Has a hair fetish.
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Has something against a hair fetish
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Has something against a hair fetish
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Has something against following the rules of the thread. *tisk tisk*
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Has something against a hair fetish
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(Has never seen BDs thick flowing locks)
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^Secretly likes hipsters.
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^Secretly likes hipsters.
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Secretly IS A hipster...
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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Likes being beaten up by small white cockatiels^^
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