the versus thread - Off-topic

Had a cool thread idea, don't know if it will work but here goes.
The idea is the to take 2 fictional character's, celebs, xda members and pit them against them each other in an imaginary death match. The person who posts nexts says who would win the fight and why. And then picks the next person to fight the winner.
Ok so I will go first.
Dumbledore V's Gandalf
FIGHT

"Dumbledore - Mortal man who was killed by a chemistry teacher
Gandalf - Immortal Demi god who defeated a demon of fire and shadow only to come back from his own death."
Gandalf vs. Charles Xavier (X-Men)

Gandalf again because the xmen films are terrible....
Chuck Norris vs gandalf...
I'm just getting the inevitable out of the way early on....
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Gandalf again because if not chuck norris will dominate this thread so I'm getting him out of the running now.
Gandalf vs Brian May
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Brian May because he plays the guitar.
Brian May vs. Gene Simmons

Gene simmons because of his tounge
Gene simmons vs. Ron jeremy

Gene simmons, because his mouth is big enough to bite off what Ron Jeremy prides most.
Gene Simmons vs Osama Bin Laden
UNLOCK OUR BOOTLOADERS

cjward23 said:
Gene simmons, because his mouth is big enough to bite off what Ron Jeremy prides most.
Gene Simmons vs Osama Bin Laden
UNLOCK OUR BOOTLOADERS
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OBL would be hard to get a grip on with all the Vaseline, but Gene would ultimately bore him to death complaining about copyright infringement.
Gene Simmons, (reigning champ) vs Jack Bauer

Gene Simmons
Justin Bieber vs. Gene Simmons

idavid_ said:
Gene Simmons
Justin Bieber vs. Gene Simmons
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Gene Simmons, because everyone wants Bieber dead
Gene Simmons vs. Bruce Lee

jaszek said:
Gene Simmons, because everyone wants Bieber dead
Gene Simmons vs. Bruce Lee
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They're both renowned for making strange noises, but Bruce Lees Kung-Foo is stronger!
Bruce Lee FTW.
Bruce Lee vs Jet Li

Jet Li for being in a movie with DMX
Jet Li vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin

RinZo said:
Jet Li for being in a movie with DMX
Jet Li vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Jet Li coz apparently the other guy thinks he's a corpse or something
Ninja>corpse
Jet Li vs Zombine

Jet li because he's most likely faster
Jet Li Vs. Pikachu

Jet Li, he'd punch a pikachu in the freaking face!
Jet Li vs Darth Vader
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Darth Vader. One word....Jedi
Darth Vader Vs. Billy Mayes

RinZo said:
Darth Vader. One word....Jedi
Darth Vader Vs. Billy Mayes
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Correction: "One word: Sith"
Darth Vader, Billy Mayes is already dead
Master Chief vs Darth Vader?
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Master chief. He has a sexy woman in his head
Master Chief Vs. NWA

RinZo said:
Master chief. He has a sexy woman in his head
Master Chief Vs. NWA
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Don't we all.
Master Chief vs. Optimus Prime
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Optimus Prime. Technology
Optimus Prime Vs. Thor

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Favourite movie thread...

Post your favourite movie of all time in this thread, ill start:
Mines a tie between inception, shutter island and the shawshank redemption...
Two great psychological thrillers, and one just plain damn good movie...
Terminator 2, the scene where T1000 crashes and starts walking through liquid nitrogen, gets frozen, and then the terminator shoots him into a million pieces is so badass. Had the best graphics of its time
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Was discussing this with my sister...
Batman:TDK, LOTR and Children of Men
Really torn between Lucky Number Slevin and Triangle. Both amazing films, but very different.
School of Rock
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Matchstick Men
50 First Dates
"Zatoichi" or "The Shootist".........
More importantly, my least favourite film of all time as of the other night......... "The Human Centipede"
The Social Network
127 Hours
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Pope of Greenwich Village with Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts and Daryl Hannah
I'm not sure where I sent this from.... or how I did it
Police State 4: The Rise of FEMA
The big lebowski
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conantroutman said:
"Zatoichi" or "The Shootist".........
More importantly, my least favourite film of all time as of the other night......... "The Human Centipede"
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Haha.
My friend was going om about how gruesome the human centipede is, but i watched the trailer and read a few reviews an discovered that the majority of disgusting stuff i only implied, you don't get to see any of the surgery for instance, you just see the victims screaming in pain...
urbanengine1 said:
Haha.
My friend was going om about how gruesome the human centipede is, but i watched the trailer and read a few reviews an discovered that the majority of disgusting stuff i only implied, you don't get to see any of the surgery for instance, you just see the victims screaming in pain...
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First of all, sorry to derail the thread but this is off topic after all
Secondly, yeah, I wasnt expecting a cinematic masterpiece but I did think that there might be some cheap thrills to be had in the form of uber-gruesome over the top comedy gore but there wasnt. Ive seen more gruesome disney films.......
Die hard ... The best xmas movie ever
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The Original Star wars and back to the future series.
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The Blues Brothers
friday the 13th 1-3
nightmare on elm st 1
return of the living dead 1
maximum overdrive
That reminds me of 28 days/weeks/months later
I know where you live!
I also know that Froyo X, ad-hoc, and xda app is the best mix ever
emcn84 said:
...maximum overdrive
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Great AC/DC soundtrack and movie not bad adaptation of S.K story.
Terminator 2 were Arnold says I'll be back
Donnie Darko.
I wish I had a Frank mask.

Who's your favourite musician of all time?

Elvis the one and only
Charles Hamilton.
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The Bee Gees
Well more like composer: Hans Zimmer
But actual performer would be Vivaldi or uh... hmm... oh, Kanye West.
Captivate 2.2.1 Paragon
Couple of bugs... Beatles
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Too hard to narrow it down to one....but one of my favourites is Bob Dylan, among others.
I too have plenty, but probably my biggest musical inspiration is Tim Smith, lead singer of the mighty Cardiacs
Tim suffered a stroke a couple of years back, and I always take every available opportunity to say...
Get well soon, Tim!!
Roberto Carlos.
The Brazilian music king.
justin bieber
jk
EuroSpeed said:
Charles Hamilton.
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very good one rite there
i can say my fav is usually lil wayne(old lil wayne , the one before ym)
Songwriter- Bob Dylan
Singer- Martin Gore, Bonnie Tyler or Geoff Tate
Guitarist - Alex Lifeson, John Pettruci, Mark Knopfler
Bassist - Geddy Lee, Steve Harris
Drummer- Neil Peart, Mike Portnoy
Favorite Band- Blue Oÿster Cult
Nas
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freeincolorado said:
Songwriter- Bob Dylan
Singer- Martin Gore, Bonnie Tyler or Geoff Tate
Guitarist - Alex Lifeson, John Pettruci, Mark Knopfler
Bassist - Geddy Lee, Steve Harris
Drummer- Neil Peart, Mike Portnoy
Favorite Band- Blue Oÿster Cult
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This Guy ^^^. Lol. Musician not musicians. Lol.
Tony Iommi rules the music. everyone else sucks
Naren Raj said:
Tony Iommi rules the music. everyone else sucks
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LOL although I want to agree with you as Black Sabbath is my favorite band of all time.
My favorite Musician is Stevie Ray Vaughan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7LQvyz36Ug
Tool ftmfw best band evar
Brendan Small
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i prefer Dolphin (Дельфин)
I really like Flogging Molly and Weezer. Tool is pretty sweet too.
johncmolyneux said:
I too have plenty, but probably my biggest musical inspiration is Tim Smith, lead singer of the mighty Cardiacs
Tim suffered a stroke a couple of years back, and I always take every available opportunity to say...
Get well soon, Tim!!
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x10. mares nest is still regular friday viewing.

Who is your favorite person in history?

Like the title says. Name your favorite historical human being.
Mine is: Gandhi
Napoleon Bonaparte! That man was brilliant and schizophrenic
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Jesus christ.
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bradleyG said:
Jesus christ.
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hey now, no mythical characters allowed.
JOKES
hahahha.
But anyways...mine would probably be.... John Lennon.
Peace.
You guys probably don't know him but Michael Collins. He played a give part in where Ireland is today among with many other Irish people.
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+1 for Jesus Christ.
p/s: He's not that mythical dudes...
Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."
telegraph0000 said:
Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."
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It was probably the same guy who saw his son did the same to his wife.
Definitely Charlie Sheen. He has TigerBlood and is so winningly
Whomever the dude was who invented air guitars.
Seriously, I have no favorite historical person. There are a great many I like or respect, for instance the U.S.'s founding fathers, or John Locke, or Winston Churchill, or Thomas à Becket.
I am far more impressed with and inspired by those of good moral and ethical character, in particular those willing to defend their moral compass even at the cost of their own life.
Thomas edison.
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Probably Winston Churcill
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Thomas edison.
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Very appropriate, considering your handle
Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".
DirkGently1 said:
Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".
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Damn. He was awesome!
Ada Lovelace.
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sakai4eva said:
Damn. He was awesome!
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except for the fact he killed so many people...
Probably Nikola Teslaen.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
or Albert Einstein maybe? There are too many to choose
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urbanengine1 said:
except for the fact he killed so many people...
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Not bad for someone whose flight instructor said he was unremarkable and wouldn't amount to anything huh?
Seriously though, it wasn't his efficiency in combat that make him so unique but the almost superhuman way in which he went about living his life. For example, after losing his lower leg in battle he was told that he faced a six month stint in hospital and would never fly again. Six weeks later he had fashioned himself a prosthesis, checked himself out and pitched up at his airfield asking for a plane to fly.
After the war he went on to complete some 1st ascents (mountaineering), and competed in the Olympics (Skiiing) against able bodied competitors. The list of feats is nearly endless. This man grabbed life by the balls and squeezed hard!
If i had even a fraction of the drive this man had i might have made something of my life
Jesus no joke though lol

** Off-Topic Claim To Fame Thread **

Do you have a claim to fame? Did you go to school with Ozzy Osbourne or date Floella Benjamin? (Do you even know who she is?)
Here's mine...
I was in the swimming pool scene in "Holiday on the buses" (I was in a pram at the time).
I went to school & college with Jacqui Abbott, from The Beautiful South.
I was supported by The Verve when I was a solo performer, as a teenager.
Your turn... Go!
I am lead to believe I was the first person in the UK with UV tattoos.
Bruce Dickenson of Iron Maiden flew me home from Gran Caneria
xaccers said:
Bruce Dickenson of Iron Maiden flew me home from Gran Caneria
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I went out with a girl (well, woman ) that was in one of his classes at uni.
Archer said:
I went out with a girl (well, woman ) that was in one of his classes at uni.
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I went to college with a girl who looked just like Dave Murray
My boss went to acting school with Red Foremen from That 70's show
I knew somebody, who knew somebody, who knew someone else, that knew a person, who knew somebody else that knew Kevin Bacon!
Who woulda thunk it?
Also, my Auntie was an Ewok. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
My dad played for the, San Francisco 49ers in 59, 60, 61, until He got, injured. Then He went to, work for IBM. He recently retired as the Director of H R for the Asia Pacific, region. (my parents were in their forties when they had me )
And my Mom was a catalog, showroom and, fitting model
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DirkGently1 said:
I knew somebody, who knew somebody, who knew someone else, that knew a person, who knew somebody else that knew Kevin Bacon!
Who woulda thunk it?
Also, my Auntie was an Ewok. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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As soon as I saw this thread.. I was wondering if you would post that in it
Must be awesome though
MacaronyMax said:
As soon as I saw this thread.. I was wondering if you would post that in it
Must be awesome though
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What the hell Maxey? No comment on mine!?!?
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Babydoll25 said:
My dad played for the, San Francisco 49ers in 59, 60, 61, until He got, injured. Then He went to, work for IBM. He recently retired as the Director of H R for the Asia Pacific, region. (my parents were in their forties when they had me )
And my Mom was a catalog, showroom and, fitting model
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Wow, That's Awesome!
Babydoll25 said:
What the hell Maxey? No comment on mine!?!?
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I opened the page in a new tab then left it open for a bit before posting, I didn't see yours, Sorry Sis
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Wow, That's Awesome!
I opened the page in a new tab then left it open for a bit before posting, I didn't see yours, Sorry Sis
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Ok. Your forgiven br0.
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I was once on a plane with Terry Nutkins.
I have supported Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Wishbone Ash and The Electric Soft Parade.
A pub I lived in was used for scenes in a 90's BBC police drama, the name of which escapes me. There are brownie points for getting the name because its annoying me.
That's about it. (For now)
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conantroutman said:
I was once on a plane with Terry Nutkins.
I have supported Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Wishbone Ash and The Electric Soft Parade.
A pub I lived in was used for scenes in a 90's BBC police drama, the name of which escapes me. There are brownie points for getting the name because its annoying me.
That's about it. (For now)
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Awesome sauce!
"The Chief" I'm sure that was the name of the series.
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Archer said:
Here's mine...
I was supported by The Verve when I was a solo performer, as a teenager.
Your turn... Go!
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THAT is awesome
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THAT is awesome
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+1!
One of the biggest bands of the 90's supporting you!
WTG!
My guitar teacher is supposed to be in top 5 best jazz guitarists?
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conantroutman said:
THAT is awesome
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DirkGently said:
+1!
One of the biggest bands of the 90's supporting you!
WTG!
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They went to college in Wigan with my mate and we used to go clubbing with Richard Ashcroft. The band were pretty new when they supported me and I hate to say it, but they were TERRIBLE!!!
It was about 89/90 and Next thing I heard from them was Bittersweet Symphony. A bit of a change to say the least!
I also forgot to mention that I supported my favourite band EVER - The Cardiacs.
Incidentally Conan, Sigue Sigue Sputnik FTW!!!
The photo of Amy Studt at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Studt
I took that.
NTL.CO.UK apparently hacked to say just "Whoops!"
I caused that
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/04/19/ntl_hacked/

SpiderMan recently helped volunteers

SpiderMan recently helped volunteers paint a roof reflective white - which can reduce building temps up to 30%
I get this info from sony tweet
So I just share
Go spiderman gooo
Spider Man is a menace! We don't need vigilanties running around our streets! Rabble, rabble, rabble!
MissionImprobable said:
Spider Man is a menace! We don't need vigilanties running around our streets! Rabble, rabble, rabble!
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Be patient bro
MissionImprobable said:
Spider Man is a menace! We don't need vigilanties running around our streets! Rabble, rabble, rabble!
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Agreed, his shoot webs now ask questions later attitude has no business in this day and age! He especially doesn't belong painting a roof with his brand of vigilante justice! Rabble! Rabble rabble rabble! :highfive:
He only did that because its an election year. He's obviously running on the independent ticket.
This would have been better placed in the image thread.
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