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Geek food?

Hi guys can you list me food that make you think about geek? I need that for a project. Thanks
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Alphabetical soup?

Fast food.

Chips and dip...i always seem to have that around
swyped from my cyanogenized and gingerbreaded EVO

Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)

Snacks. Biscuits, crisps, chocolate bars, etc.

twitch153 said:
Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)
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Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny

jaszek said:
Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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True that! High five to not being Chubby wumpskins!!! (Fat people)

Burgers for me!

jaszek said:
Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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Ahhh so that's why I never gain any weight......
Geek food you say..... hmm
Either.... microwave burritos or......
Oven roasted pork tenderloin with a herb and mustard crust, caramelised apples in a cider reduction with crushed potatoes and broad beans..... mmmm geek...
Then some pop tarts for dessert..
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twitch153 said:
True that! High five to not being Chubby wumpskins!!! (Fat people)
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I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .

jaszek said:
I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .
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Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha

the first thing u find in the kitchen fast eat, or nothin geeks forget to eat or 2go to toillet

twitch153 said:
Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
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I noticed, I gained 20 pounds in the last 3/4ths of the year.

Best food for geeks:
1. Anything that I can eat in front of the monitor/keyboard
2. Something that is easy to clean off said monitor/keyboard
3. Something sweet and diabetic-coma inducing to wash it down

So a shadowrun themed cookbook with wyvern tail and spectral chips? I am a geek/cook so I can cook 18 hours in a day while going on my nexus one
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Microwave burritos and Mountain Dew. Ultimate Geek food.
Special shout out to Jolt cola, but that was more for us vintage gamers

ramen
high energy (caffine) drinks

Red Bull (or Mother for the Aussies ) and pizza

Ur skinny? When was this???
twitch153 said:
Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
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Movie Game

You give very obscure hints about a movie, and the next person tries to guess...
Ill start with an easy one.
Soap Salesman...makes soap from fat stolen from medical waste (liposuction waste)

Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.

DirkGently1 said:
Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.
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Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa

That signing gorilla would be Amy from "Congo."

Dredge said:
Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa
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Rear Window it was. I see you are a man with taste.
Congo. (I read the Michael Crichton book!)
One man has his wallet stolen, the other refuses to hand it over.
"I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says 'bad mother*****'."

Congo is right! I thought id have you on that one. Damn...
Man....u got me on this one. Im feeling a Quentin vibe, but I cant put my finger on it. Lets see if anyone else knows....ill keep thinking in the meantime. I know ive seen it.
Edit...screw it...im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
Also....next one....
Man runs through his dreams with his ex girlfriend to escape people trying to erase parts of his past from his memory. (btw, this is my all time favorite movie)
Others need to participate!
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The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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Dredge said:
im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
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Well played that man!
BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body

BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
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DirkGently1 said:
Well played that man!
IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body
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Stand by me
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Dredge said:
Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
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I had to look it up so i'll let somebody else come up with the answer. It was a movie i've not seen yet though.
Dredge said:
Stand by me
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Stand By Me it was!
Dredges puzzler still stands....

Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.

This thread = Fail

Dredge said:
Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.
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Let's get this back on track. Too many phillistines with no appreciation of the arts here!
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!

DirkGently1 said:
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!
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Blues Brothers
..... You better shape up, Tiger, before a hot-shot Jap pilot flames your arse! ...

Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."

BazookaAce said:
Midway?
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Yep, Charlton Heston.

Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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BazookaAce said:
Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."
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Moon iirc.
bharatgaddameedi said:
Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.

DirkGently1 said:
Moon iirc.
Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.
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Rambo? Lol
"i am the keymaster....are you the gatekeeper?" (said to a horse)
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Amy Winehouse Dead....

Well as the title says amy winehouse is dead, whats everyone think about this... Does anyone care?
If you didnt know heres a link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14262237

furrabbit.nh said:
Does anyone care?
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No.
Sent out of my Free Candy Van.

Flussen said:
No.
Sent out of my Free Candy Van.
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LMAO! Short and sweet

Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.

furrabbit.nh said:
LMAO! Short and sweet
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Is it?
You can say whatever you like but at the end of the day Amy was someone's daughter. Sincerest condolences to her parents and family.

jonny68 said:
Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.
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+1 qft
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Sucks about Winehouse. Death is never a good thing, even if drugs are related. However I find myself more concerned about the massacre of innocent people at a summer youth camp.
I hope for nothing but the best for the friends and families of all that died in both events.

he was ugly girl and
"Mediengeile drogenabhänige Schlampe"

Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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seedofchaos said:
Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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Bring me to life? Also no.
Sent from somewhere over the double rainbow.

Another young (27) talent follows a long list of famous 27 year old's: Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain...RIP

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I will do you a (dis)service

Hello XDAers. Actually, just OTers.
For Christmas, anyone and everyone who posts here will get either a service (or disservice) from me. Just post anything, a single word or a wall of text, and I will gladly (or reluctantly, depending on my energy levels) write something good or awful or awfully good about what you wrote in relation to you.
Now, begin.

woo.....PLOP

Shi! Shizzz
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Hey :| Poker face.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-

NJ___Jon said:
woo.....PLOP
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Hey Jon.
How's Jersey treating you? Remember that time Snooki went woo and PLOP her ass on your boner and you thought you got herpes? Well, I've got some good news, and some bad news. Are you seated down. If you're not, please sit down. If you're seated, please make yourself comfortable. Not in that way, Jon.
Well, the good news, it's not herpes. I'm sure you're glad, right? The bad news is it's AIDS, so you're pretty much fvcked. I mean, you fvcked. Fvcked up, I mean. Not that I was watching you bang Snooki or anything, I'm sure any position would do, really. But the good news is that now you don't have to live that much longer with the humiliation of knowing that you banged Snooki. Which leads me to the final piece of bad news, since you were drunk that night. You banged Snooki.
Anyhows, I'll be chillin' in Malaysia 'til your wife says it's ok to come back to Jersey. She's loving it here, by the way.

shahkam said:
Shi! Shizzz
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Dude, remember that time I brought you to the Victoria's Secret after-party and you went European and got Shizzz in your pants? I told them it was mayonnaise.
She went shi though, and I'm sure the complete and utter humiliation did not push you so far into the closet you ended up in the back ends of Narnia.

Nice imagination, write to this:
Nice imagination, write to this.
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Sakaiaikikikikikikiki
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

sakai4eva said:
Dude, remember that time I brought you to the Victoria's Secret after-party and you went European and got Shizzz in your pants? I told them it was mayonnaise.
She went shi though, and I'm sure the complete and utter humiliation did not push you so far into the closet you ended up in the back ends of Narnia.
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One thing to say LMAO !
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I_am_Error said:
Hey :| Poker face.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
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TO: Mr, Error, I Am.
SUBJECT: Inappropriate behaviour during lectures.
Mr. Error, I bid you good day, despite the fact that you have utterly ruined mine, as well as others' so far. True to your moniker, you have more than managed to personify the very deification your status as the anthropomorphic personification of all that is wrong and erroneous in your time here.
Firstly, Miss Hěi is of a slightly more... sensitive disposition. While her mental and physical disabilities does contribute to her almost clubbing you to death with her umbrella, your childishly immature action of teasing her name by calling out to anyone sitting beside her warrants such response and it is the faculty's opinion that that you deserved it. Calling someone with Down Syndrome "poker face" is also socially frowned upon.
As such, I must inform you that you are now the official Teaching Assistant in the classroom, until and unless your next shenanigan caused further uproar and humour in the faculty whereupon you will be further elevated in the Clown School.
Retards.

moeahmad1995 said:
Nice imagination, write to this:
Nice imagination, write to this.
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Moe. You're fvcking 16 already. Stop screaming "ah" and going mad. Your chantings are now so loud the Jones down the street are jonesing. All I hear is
Ricey magic nation light tooth tits: Ricey magic nation light tooth tits.
Which makes no sense.

watt9493 said:
sakaiaikikikikikikiki
-my life is a shooting range, people never change-
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To: 9493, Watt.
Subject: Demise of your partner.
Date: 19th october 2011
Mr 9493, it is with regret that I inform you that your partner Mr 9493, Volt has recently passed. However his life insurance merely covers accidental death and the U.S. Army does not extend DADT benefits retroactively. Accidental insurance could not be used to cover his procedures as he was last seen waving a machete and saying he was a samurai prior to dismembering his member. I quote, verbatim from the transcript that he was last heard yelling "Sakaiaikikikikikikiki" and that is seven kis which is two kis more than the company motto therefore also disqualifying him from the company insurance. However, I am able to offer you a stipend from the widowers' fund as long as you were able to furnish proper proof of matrimony, holy or not. Pictures of anal coitus is not sufficient proof of marriage or of civil union, merely of union, albeit from his face it seemed quite civil. Your adoption of his surname and insistence of it's usage is not evidence either.
As such, unless you furnish us with court admissible proof of civil union and/or marriage in fourteen (14) days from the date of this letter, we will close this file.
Thank you.

Oh, I see what's going on here, and I shall have no part in it!
Oh... I guess I had no choice
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deliriousDroid said:
Oh, I see what's going on here, and I shall have no part in it!
Oh... I guess I had no choice
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That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*

sakai4eva said:
That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
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O.O
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-

sakai4eva said:
That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
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You said you would tell nobody
*runsaway*

Hi!
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Hi!
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Hi said Alan,
Who thinks he's cool indeed.
No said sakai,
Little fvcker will bleed.
Jump goes Alan,
Faster than a hare.
Meh said sakai,
His worst night-mare.
Fly, Alan, FLY!
Run away for good!
Heh, said sakai,
Turned him into dog food.
DISCLAIMER: read OP part about disservice.

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From my fingers to your eyez

cdesai said:
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From my fingers to your eyez
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ME: Hey.
cdesai: ...
I'm sorry man.
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Look, I didn't meant for it to happen that way, man.
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I'm sorry.
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Stop looking at me like that. You're my friend, and I'd be here for you anyway.
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Guilt isn't what kept me here. Loyalty is.
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I'm really sorry.
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Alright, alright! So it's my fault!
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Just because I accidentally ripped your vocal chords out doesn't mean you should give me the silent treatment!

gangnam style needs to die and veeman needs to be banned

How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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Although I feel I should lock this thread into oblivion, I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment and therefore will simply post this....
IN BEFORE TEH LOCK!!!!
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Danial723 said:
How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...

I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
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Too much information...

ShadowLea said:
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
Too much information...
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I have two daughters....I'm petrified of the actuality of such a conversation.
Sent from your mom.

Just saw a YouTube video of this. Where do I sign?
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GTFO from the internet gangnam style
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We could also petition against Justin Biever, Lady Gaga and Kaney West while we're here.
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)

DirkGently said:
ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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as a drummer, I strongly agree. I can play any (reasonable) beat known to man, but I can't dance worth a crap.

I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.

Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music as I rhythmically lock threads.
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Sent from your mom.

Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:

DirkGently said:
Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Funny you should say that actually. Not because of Parkinsons or DTs, but because I don't understand what's even meant to be funny about Gangnam Style. I was going to see my doctor about a bad case of solitude and loneliness. Either that or superiority. Not sure

DirkGently said:
ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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QFT because sometimes (quite often where Dirk is involved) a thanks is not enough.
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There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!

DirkGently said:
There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.

Archer said:
Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person

SimonTS said:
I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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So, in a round about way, we have another reason why people shouldn't dance. Dancing directly causes STD's. Remember kids, just say NO to dancing! :silly:

Just because you don't understand what he says doesn't make it any less awesome.