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Moment of Silence.

Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.

That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.

chopper the dog said:
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.

Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up

Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.

Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x

that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...

Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.

Original Android <3ers! said:
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..

I want to see the pics
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jaszek said:
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.

Post em'.
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chopper the dog said:
Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.

XperiaX10iUser said:
Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share

That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.

Original Android <3ers! said:
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes

And identifying which fractures to avoid.
good day.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore

[Q] survey about fastfood

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Just added a link for easy answering, when done click the button at the buttom of the page. http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/MKVMRRZ
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We are a group of physiotherapists that have been forced to do a survey about junk-food and peoples thoughts about it, please take your time to answer these questions.
Why aren't we investing in long-term solutions such as improving the quality / nutritional value of the soil?
Why do you think fast food has become so widespread, despite the poor quality?
Why are people still "uninformed" about food, although knowledge is available?
Why do scare campagns do poorly in your country. if they do ?
Do you think that people who drink alcohol or smoke should have to pay for treatment of diseases related to lifestyle, and why?
what country are you from?
Thanks in advance.

I'm from the U.S.A. Weed is the cause of all these problems.
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I'm from England. I eat junk when I cannot be bothered to cook. We have hectic lives now for what our bodies were not intended to do. Hence the rise in mental health issues. Easiest way out is fast food...
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I´ve made a link to make it easier for ppl to answer.
hopefully I´ll get some answers I can use

westicle said:
I'm from the U.S.A. Weed is the cause of all these problems.
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Don't start on marij****, I would win on an argument with that.. We** does nothing to your braincells like some of your 5th grade teachers say.

Master™ said:
Don't start on marij****, I would win on an argument with that.. We** does nothing to your braincells like some of your 5th grade teachers say.
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+1, I smoke weed every day and I eat better (healthier) than probably 90% of my fellow Americans, but that's a whole other topic..

It made you forget a couple of letters, "uana" and "ed".
good day.

chopper the dog said:
It made you forget a couple of letters, "uana" and "ed".
good day.
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Baaaahahahahahahahaha...wait, what's next? oh yeah...hahahahaha Priceless

Possibly ALIEN LIFE

Just thought I had to share this! here's a link to yahoo article
http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/nasascientistfindsevidenceofalienlife

I'd be more interested if they had found a cure for cancer or something.
Like, c'mon, aliens are exciting and all, but what if they're real? What's going to happen? Most likely - nothing. For the past 2000+ years there hasn't be a recorded face-to-face alien encounter so I highly doubt anything would happen.
But yeah, exciting none the least.

Those links got scrubbed. Which is typical for our friends in Menwith Hill Surrey.

Skellyyy said:
I'd be more interested if they had found a cure for cancer or something.
Like, c'mon, aliens are exciting and all, but what if they're real? What's going to happen? Most likely - nothing. For the past 2000+ years there hasn't be a recorded face-to-face alien encounter so I highly doubt anything would happen.
But yeah, exciting none the least.
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I'm very excited about this. I just hope these claims are true. I just think its kind of a coincidence that this happened, because there were rumors that the American government will soon admit that there is alien life. But its all hear say...idk. Plus this is way more of a big deal than a lame UFO. This is science! NASA is serious about this, they've invited 5,000 scientists to examine the evidence. If this isn't a big deal to anyone then wake up. If these claims become fact, it's the biggest discovery of man-kind.
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We're rather shallow and jaded in this country, augoza. Don't expect too much.

There's no aliens

Lets face it, IF there is life out there intelligent enough to to find us and make contact, then the chances are that they would be much more advanced than us and either totally ignore us or destroy us. In the style of either "Independence Day" or "Mars Attacks"???
Im hoping its more like Mars Attacks personally.......
As far as Im concerned unless they bring us some kind of strange and exotic space meat and teach how to cook it then they can **** off.

SciFiSurfer said:
We're rather shallow and jaded in this country, augoza. Don't expect too much.
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For sure.
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conantroutman said:
Lets face it, IF there is life out there intelligent enough to to find us and make contact, then the chances are that they would be much more advanced than us and either totally ignore us or destroy us. In the style of either "Independence Day" or "Mars Attacks"???
Im hoping its more like Mars Attacks personally.......
As far as Im concerned unless they bring us some kind of strange and exotic space meat and teach how to cook it then they can **** off.
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Agreed. But lets face the facts first. NASA only CLAIMS so far. And what they found was just life on a micro level so far. No intelligent life. These organism's may be the only alien life besides us. As soon as someone says "aliens" most people jump to conclusions and think guns and destruction, But it could be as innocent as plant life on another planet.
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augoza said:
Agreed. But lets face the facts first. NASA only CLAIMS so far. And what they found was just life on a micro level so far. No intelligent life. These organism's may be the only alien life besides us. As soon as someone says "aliens" most people jump to conclusions and think guns and destruction, But it could be as innocent as plant life on another planet.
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There is no such tings as aliens,
humans have been building UFOs since the WWII
and they are genetically engineering creatures to make what looks like an alien.

husam666 said:
There is no such tings as aliens,
humans have been building UFOs since the WWII
and they are genetically engineering creatures to make what looks like an alien.
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Well I personally think its silly to believe we're the only life in this whole universe. Its a strong theory. And I've heard about USA and other countries back-engineering alien craft. In my opinion, most legit UFO sightings were humans controlling the craft. Could be possible. BUT like I said people all those stories don't mean anything compared to this. No scientist has got involved with those theories. And yes I do somewhat support some theories. But this is science people. Hail science lol
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augoza said:
Agreed. But lets face the facts first. NASA only CLAIMS so far. And what they found was just life on a micro level so far. No intelligent life. These organism's may be the only alien life besides us. As soon as someone says "aliens" most people jump to conclusions and think guns and destruction, But it could be as innocent as plant life on another planet.
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That may well be the case.
If so, these alien plants had better be similar to cabbage and go well with a nice juicy pork steak.....
mmmmmmmm alien vegetables..... (no icon for drooling)

**scared**
Opened this thread then heard this really loud plane ish sound from the sky... But it doesn't sound like the normals ones and it was louder lol

conantroutman said:
That may well be the case.
If so, these alien plants had better be similar to cabbage and go well with a nice juicy pork steak.....
mmmmmmmm alien vegetables..... (no icon for drooling)
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Haha nice. But I was just using plants as an example. What he found was just fossils. This scientists could be wrong though. Some scientists disagree with him; http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20110307/hl_time/08599205746100
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MacaronyMax said:
**scared**
Opened this thread then heard this really loud plane ish sound from the sky... But it doesn't sound like the normals ones and it was louder lol
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whenever you feel scared, just remember the other UFO thread with the UFO-developers joke

MacaronyMax said:
**scared**
Opened this thread then heard this really loud plane ish sound from the sky... But it doesn't sound like the normals ones and it was louder lol
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husam666 said:
whenever you feel scared, just remember the other UFO thread with the UFO-developers joke
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Hahaha Max thats messed up.
Ha this has nothing to do with unidentified flying objects husam666

augoza said:
Hahaha Max thats messed up.
Ha this has nothing to do with unidentified flying objects husam666
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I was talking about this thread, IDK if you know it, but really funny stuff in there

1. We might not have cured cancer, but the aliens might have
2. It is true that if there's aliens, one look at 4chan would have them bombing us back to the stone age (if we are lucky)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, aliens. Sure. Next you're going to tell me there's women on the Internet or something.
</sarcasm>

SciFiSurfer said:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, aliens. Sure. Next you're going to tell me there's women on the Internet or something.
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+1 internets for you, good sir.

Who is your favorite person in history?

Like the title says. Name your favorite historical human being.
Mine is: Gandhi

Napoleon Bonaparte! That man was brilliant and schizophrenic
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-

Jesus christ.
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bradleyG said:
Jesus christ.
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hey now, no mythical characters allowed.
JOKES
hahahha.
But anyways...mine would probably be.... John Lennon.
Peace.

You guys probably don't know him but Michael Collins. He played a give part in where Ireland is today among with many other Irish people.
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+1 for Jesus Christ.
p/s: He's not that mythical dudes...

Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."

telegraph0000 said:
Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."
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It was probably the same guy who saw his son did the same to his wife.

Definitely Charlie Sheen. He has TigerBlood and is so winningly

Whomever the dude was who invented air guitars.
Seriously, I have no favorite historical person. There are a great many I like or respect, for instance the U.S.'s founding fathers, or John Locke, or Winston Churchill, or Thomas à Becket.
I am far more impressed with and inspired by those of good moral and ethical character, in particular those willing to defend their moral compass even at the cost of their own life.

Thomas edison.
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Probably Winston Churcill

watt9493 said:
Thomas edison.
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Very appropriate, considering your handle

Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".

DirkGently1 said:
Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".
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Damn. He was awesome!

Ada Lovelace.
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sakai4eva said:
Damn. He was awesome!
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except for the fact he killed so many people...

Probably Nikola Teslaen.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
or Albert Einstein maybe? There are too many to choose
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urbanengine1 said:
except for the fact he killed so many people...
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Not bad for someone whose flight instructor said he was unremarkable and wouldn't amount to anything huh?
Seriously though, it wasn't his efficiency in combat that make him so unique but the almost superhuman way in which he went about living his life. For example, after losing his lower leg in battle he was told that he faced a six month stint in hospital and would never fly again. Six weeks later he had fashioned himself a prosthesis, checked himself out and pitched up at his airfield asking for a plane to fly.
After the war he went on to complete some 1st ascents (mountaineering), and competed in the Olympics (Skiiing) against able bodied competitors. The list of feats is nearly endless. This man grabbed life by the balls and squeezed hard!
If i had even a fraction of the drive this man had i might have made something of my life

Jesus no joke though lol

I will do you a (dis)service

Hello XDAers. Actually, just OTers.
For Christmas, anyone and everyone who posts here will get either a service (or disservice) from me. Just post anything, a single word or a wall of text, and I will gladly (or reluctantly, depending on my energy levels) write something good or awful or awfully good about what you wrote in relation to you.
Now, begin.

woo.....PLOP

Shi! Shizzz
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Hey :| Poker face.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-

NJ___Jon said:
woo.....PLOP
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Hey Jon.
How's Jersey treating you? Remember that time Snooki went woo and PLOP her ass on your boner and you thought you got herpes? Well, I've got some good news, and some bad news. Are you seated down. If you're not, please sit down. If you're seated, please make yourself comfortable. Not in that way, Jon.
Well, the good news, it's not herpes. I'm sure you're glad, right? The bad news is it's AIDS, so you're pretty much fvcked. I mean, you fvcked. Fvcked up, I mean. Not that I was watching you bang Snooki or anything, I'm sure any position would do, really. But the good news is that now you don't have to live that much longer with the humiliation of knowing that you banged Snooki. Which leads me to the final piece of bad news, since you were drunk that night. You banged Snooki.
Anyhows, I'll be chillin' in Malaysia 'til your wife says it's ok to come back to Jersey. She's loving it here, by the way.

shahkam said:
Shi! Shizzz
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Dude, remember that time I brought you to the Victoria's Secret after-party and you went European and got Shizzz in your pants? I told them it was mayonnaise.
She went shi though, and I'm sure the complete and utter humiliation did not push you so far into the closet you ended up in the back ends of Narnia.

Nice imagination, write to this:
Nice imagination, write to this.
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Sakaiaikikikikikikiki
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

sakai4eva said:
Dude, remember that time I brought you to the Victoria's Secret after-party and you went European and got Shizzz in your pants? I told them it was mayonnaise.
She went shi though, and I'm sure the complete and utter humiliation did not push you so far into the closet you ended up in the back ends of Narnia.
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One thing to say LMAO !
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I_am_Error said:
Hey :| Poker face.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
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TO: Mr, Error, I Am.
SUBJECT: Inappropriate behaviour during lectures.
Mr. Error, I bid you good day, despite the fact that you have utterly ruined mine, as well as others' so far. True to your moniker, you have more than managed to personify the very deification your status as the anthropomorphic personification of all that is wrong and erroneous in your time here.
Firstly, Miss Hěi is of a slightly more... sensitive disposition. While her mental and physical disabilities does contribute to her almost clubbing you to death with her umbrella, your childishly immature action of teasing her name by calling out to anyone sitting beside her warrants such response and it is the faculty's opinion that that you deserved it. Calling someone with Down Syndrome "poker face" is also socially frowned upon.
As such, I must inform you that you are now the official Teaching Assistant in the classroom, until and unless your next shenanigan caused further uproar and humour in the faculty whereupon you will be further elevated in the Clown School.
Retards.

moeahmad1995 said:
Nice imagination, write to this:
Nice imagination, write to this.
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Moe. You're fvcking 16 already. Stop screaming "ah" and going mad. Your chantings are now so loud the Jones down the street are jonesing. All I hear is
Ricey magic nation light tooth tits: Ricey magic nation light tooth tits.
Which makes no sense.

watt9493 said:
sakaiaikikikikikikiki
-my life is a shooting range, people never change-
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To: 9493, Watt.
Subject: Demise of your partner.
Date: 19th october 2011
Mr 9493, it is with regret that I inform you that your partner Mr 9493, Volt has recently passed. However his life insurance merely covers accidental death and the U.S. Army does not extend DADT benefits retroactively. Accidental insurance could not be used to cover his procedures as he was last seen waving a machete and saying he was a samurai prior to dismembering his member. I quote, verbatim from the transcript that he was last heard yelling "Sakaiaikikikikikikiki" and that is seven kis which is two kis more than the company motto therefore also disqualifying him from the company insurance. However, I am able to offer you a stipend from the widowers' fund as long as you were able to furnish proper proof of matrimony, holy or not. Pictures of anal coitus is not sufficient proof of marriage or of civil union, merely of union, albeit from his face it seemed quite civil. Your adoption of his surname and insistence of it's usage is not evidence either.
As such, unless you furnish us with court admissible proof of civil union and/or marriage in fourteen (14) days from the date of this letter, we will close this file.
Thank you.

Oh, I see what's going on here, and I shall have no part in it!
Oh... I guess I had no choice
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deliriousDroid said:
Oh, I see what's going on here, and I shall have no part in it!
Oh... I guess I had no choice
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That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*

sakai4eva said:
That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
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O.O
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-

sakai4eva said:
That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
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You said you would tell nobody
*runsaway*

Hi!
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Hi!
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Hi said Alan,
Who thinks he's cool indeed.
No said sakai,
Little fvcker will bleed.
Jump goes Alan,
Faster than a hare.
Meh said sakai,
His worst night-mare.
Fly, Alan, FLY!
Run away for good!
Heh, said sakai,
Turned him into dog food.
DISCLAIMER: read OP part about disservice.

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From my fingers to your eyez

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From my fingers to your eyez
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ME: Hey.
cdesai: ...
I'm sorry man.
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Look, I didn't meant for it to happen that way, man.
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I'm sorry.
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Stop looking at me like that. You're my friend, and I'd be here for you anyway.
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Guilt isn't what kept me here. Loyalty is.
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I'm really sorry.
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Alright, alright! So it's my fault!
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Just because I accidentally ripped your vocal chords out doesn't mean you should give me the silent treatment!