Possibly ALIEN LIFE - Off-topic

Just thought I had to share this! here's a link to yahoo article
http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/nasascientistfindsevidenceofalienlife

I'd be more interested if they had found a cure for cancer or something.
Like, c'mon, aliens are exciting and all, but what if they're real? What's going to happen? Most likely - nothing. For the past 2000+ years there hasn't be a recorded face-to-face alien encounter so I highly doubt anything would happen.
But yeah, exciting none the least.

Those links got scrubbed. Which is typical for our friends in Menwith Hill Surrey.

Skellyyy said:
I'd be more interested if they had found a cure for cancer or something.
Like, c'mon, aliens are exciting and all, but what if they're real? What's going to happen? Most likely - nothing. For the past 2000+ years there hasn't be a recorded face-to-face alien encounter so I highly doubt anything would happen.
But yeah, exciting none the least.
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I'm very excited about this. I just hope these claims are true. I just think its kind of a coincidence that this happened, because there were rumors that the American government will soon admit that there is alien life. But its all hear say...idk. Plus this is way more of a big deal than a lame UFO. This is science! NASA is serious about this, they've invited 5,000 scientists to examine the evidence. If this isn't a big deal to anyone then wake up. If these claims become fact, it's the biggest discovery of man-kind.
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We're rather shallow and jaded in this country, augoza. Don't expect too much.

There's no aliens

Lets face it, IF there is life out there intelligent enough to to find us and make contact, then the chances are that they would be much more advanced than us and either totally ignore us or destroy us. In the style of either "Independence Day" or "Mars Attacks"???
Im hoping its more like Mars Attacks personally.......
As far as Im concerned unless they bring us some kind of strange and exotic space meat and teach how to cook it then they can **** off.

SciFiSurfer said:
We're rather shallow and jaded in this country, augoza. Don't expect too much.
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For sure.
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conantroutman said:
Lets face it, IF there is life out there intelligent enough to to find us and make contact, then the chances are that they would be much more advanced than us and either totally ignore us or destroy us. In the style of either "Independence Day" or "Mars Attacks"???
Im hoping its more like Mars Attacks personally.......
As far as Im concerned unless they bring us some kind of strange and exotic space meat and teach how to cook it then they can **** off.
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Agreed. But lets face the facts first. NASA only CLAIMS so far. And what they found was just life on a micro level so far. No intelligent life. These organism's may be the only alien life besides us. As soon as someone says "aliens" most people jump to conclusions and think guns and destruction, But it could be as innocent as plant life on another planet.
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augoza said:
Agreed. But lets face the facts first. NASA only CLAIMS so far. And what they found was just life on a micro level so far. No intelligent life. These organism's may be the only alien life besides us. As soon as someone says "aliens" most people jump to conclusions and think guns and destruction, But it could be as innocent as plant life on another planet.
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There is no such tings as aliens,
humans have been building UFOs since the WWII
and they are genetically engineering creatures to make what looks like an alien.

husam666 said:
There is no such tings as aliens,
humans have been building UFOs since the WWII
and they are genetically engineering creatures to make what looks like an alien.
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Well I personally think its silly to believe we're the only life in this whole universe. Its a strong theory. And I've heard about USA and other countries back-engineering alien craft. In my opinion, most legit UFO sightings were humans controlling the craft. Could be possible. BUT like I said people all those stories don't mean anything compared to this. No scientist has got involved with those theories. And yes I do somewhat support some theories. But this is science people. Hail science lol
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augoza said:
Agreed. But lets face the facts first. NASA only CLAIMS so far. And what they found was just life on a micro level so far. No intelligent life. These organism's may be the only alien life besides us. As soon as someone says "aliens" most people jump to conclusions and think guns and destruction, But it could be as innocent as plant life on another planet.
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That may well be the case.
If so, these alien plants had better be similar to cabbage and go well with a nice juicy pork steak.....
mmmmmmmm alien vegetables..... (no icon for drooling)

**scared**
Opened this thread then heard this really loud plane ish sound from the sky... But it doesn't sound like the normals ones and it was louder lol

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That may well be the case.
If so, these alien plants had better be similar to cabbage and go well with a nice juicy pork steak.....
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Haha nice. But I was just using plants as an example. What he found was just fossils. This scientists could be wrong though. Some scientists disagree with him; http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20110307/hl_time/08599205746100
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**scared**
Opened this thread then heard this really loud plane ish sound from the sky... But it doesn't sound like the normals ones and it was louder lol
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whenever you feel scared, just remember the other UFO thread with the UFO-developers joke

MacaronyMax said:
**scared**
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whenever you feel scared, just remember the other UFO thread with the UFO-developers joke
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Hahaha Max thats messed up.
Ha this has nothing to do with unidentified flying objects husam666

augoza said:
Hahaha Max thats messed up.
Ha this has nothing to do with unidentified flying objects husam666
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I was talking about this thread, IDK if you know it, but really funny stuff in there

1. We might not have cured cancer, but the aliens might have
2. It is true that if there's aliens, one look at 4chan would have them bombing us back to the stone age (if we are lucky)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, aliens. Sure. Next you're going to tell me there's women on the Internet or something.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, aliens. Sure. Next you're going to tell me there's women on the Internet or something.
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+1 internets for you, good sir.

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Is it just a rumer that Steve jobs is gonna die?

From what I have heard on some news sites on the internet, Steve jobs only has weeks to live. It is about his cancer which is eventualy killing him. I don't like him at all but if it is true, I do find it sad to hear. I would never wish this on anyone.
http://www.longislandpress.com/2011...r-national-inquirer-says-steve-jobs-is-dying/
This news is starting to pop up all over the internet.
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Well from what I heard on teh interwebz Elvis is a hermaphrodite who works in my local chip shop and hitler had a pet unicorn......
Call me old fashioned but I don't think this is a particularly useful or apropriate use of a thread.
conantroutman said:
Well from what I heard on teh interwebz Elvis is a hermaphrodite who works in my local chip shop and hitler had a pet unicorn......
Call me old fashioned but I don't think this is a particularly useful or apropriate use of a thread.
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your are old fashioned but i find nothing wrong with this in off topic
I don't see anything I done wrong as you should see other threads in the forums, some are just bonkers, also this is off topic
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Heck, the off-topic Mafia's Cook has no problem with this topic, so what's the big deal? It is semi-relevant, because love him or hate him, he started the REAL touchscreen trend. I'd imagine that Android would be using full physical keypads instead of touchscreen if it wasn't for iPhail, despite the general opinion of its usefulness.
Anyway, the rumour that Mr Jobs is dying is unconfirmable, as the original source is National Enquirer, which is a tabloid magazine. And the doctor who said he's dying based his opinion on pictures of Steve Jobs. Pictures.
Make of it what you will.
There's all kinds of wild speculation flying around out there right now. The list of people who actually know what's the case is likely very small.
What really gets me though is the sheer hatred and malicious ill-wishing I've seen going on out there about Mr. Jobs. I think there a lot of jealous, personally insecure folk out there, and that's actually pretty sad. I mean, by way of example, I hate Microsoft and strongly dislike the attitude and actions of Bill Gates, but you won't find me wishing death upon the man, or anything of the sort on his family or friends.
It's clear that we have a lot of dangerous, irrational people out there, and this makes me sad.
love seein the closet apple fans coming out on this thread like cockroaches for some smelly cheese .. get outta here
I have been keeping an eye on news sites and stuff now for 48hrs and I still not convinced. If Steve was really going to die, I think it would be all over the news by now.
Although, that being said, he is a very ill man and if he were to pass away soon I would not be surprised.
Personally i don't like apple and I don't like Steve jobs like I said at the beginning of this thread but he still is a human being and I hope it is not true.
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We are all going to die.
I hope this isn't news to you!
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We are all going to die.
I hope this isn't news to you!
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That is true but it is how you die. Cancer sucks
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Read on a Danish tech news blog that this is confirmed just to be a rumor.
Long live steve??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Enquirer
They have had a few lawsuits.
yea going out by cancer sucks. i dont care who you are or what you have done. i would never wish that on someone.
well maybe a few people, but not steve.
flyboyovyick said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Enquirer
They have had a few lawsuits.
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and quite a number of hits too
souljaboy said:
love seein the closet apple fans coming out on this thread like cockroaches for some smelly cheese .. get outta here
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No offense, but the topic is about a mans life. I don't think anyone here(Or I hope anyone wouldn't) wish something like this on anyone else. That post comes off as very rude.
I saw that article featured on gizmodo.
It's probably a rumor unless you believe that 2 "prominent" cancer doctors saying that Steve Jobs has weeks left to live by, if you can believe it,
looking at photos of his ass from his jeans.
so I don't think Steve has weeks to live. The national enquirer is 99.99% bs.
vbetts said:
No offense, but the topic is about a mans life. I don't think anyone here(Or I hope anyone wouldn't) wish something like this on anyone else. That post comes off as very rude.
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good job reading i didnt even mention steve in my post
I'm just curious as to how good Android would have been without the iPhone as a big fat target to shoot for. Apple would be no where near as influential or profitable, imho, without Jobs at the helm. Granted, he may piss on his customers opinions, i.e. antennagate, yer holdin' it wrong!, but the fact remains that if Apple wasn't pushing out quality products the whole community would be lesser for it.
totally agree...
Apple first don'd the PDA term back in 1992 around the release of the Newton message pad.
On another note.
I can't understand why anyone could say that don't like someone if they have never met in person...

Amy Winehouse Dead....

Well as the title says amy winehouse is dead, whats everyone think about this... Does anyone care?
If you didnt know heres a link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14262237
furrabbit.nh said:
Does anyone care?
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No.
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Flussen said:
No.
Sent out of my Free Candy Van.
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LMAO! Short and sweet
Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.
furrabbit.nh said:
LMAO! Short and sweet
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Is it?
You can say whatever you like but at the end of the day Amy was someone's daughter. Sincerest condolences to her parents and family.
jonny68 said:
Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.
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+1 qft
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......
Sucks about Winehouse. Death is never a good thing, even if drugs are related. However I find myself more concerned about the massacre of innocent people at a summer youth camp.
I hope for nothing but the best for the friends and families of all that died in both events.
he was ugly girl and
"Mediengeile drogenabhänige Schlampe"
Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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seedofchaos said:
Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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Bring me to life? Also no.
Sent from somewhere over the double rainbow.
Another young (27) talent follows a long list of famous 27 year old's: Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain...RIP
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Researchers breakthrough in full duplex technology

Researchers at rice university in Houston have just made a breakthrough in wireless data speed technology. Meaning they could now make data speeds faster than 4g without building new towers. Here is more info on this site http://theunlockr.com/2011/09/07/re...ex-technology-could-double-wireless-capacity/
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ameedi600 said:
Researchers at rice university in Houston have just made a breakthrough in wireless data speed technology. Meaning they could now make data speeds faster than 4g without building new towers. Here is more info on this site http://theunlockr.com/2011/09/07/re...ex-technology-could-double-wireless-capacity/
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And those researchers and all their data will swiftly be removed from existence...
This is nice for consumers but sadly it will make the public happy. That can't be allowed in America. A happy public is a less subdued public.
MartyLK said:
And those researchers and all their data will swiftly be removed from existence...
This is nice for consumers but sadly it will make the public happy. That can't be allowed in America. A happy public is a less subdued public.
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Let me correct you here.It's not America,it's the whole world.4G,by the sound of it,sounds cooler.4G is more expensive.So everyone tries to sell 4G enabled devices for some more money.Sure,it is good to have such a fast connection,but what the hell?I don't even need 42mbps downlink on my PC.
Anyway,we are all money sources for those companies.They might find the cure for cancer or AIDS.If it's cheap,they won't even bother.
But anyway,apart from that,nice point raised there Marty.
tolis626 said:
Let me correct you here.It's not America,it's the whole world.4G,by the sound of it,sounds cooler.4G is more expensive.So everyone tries to sell 4G enabled devices for some more money.Sure,it is good to have such a fast connection,but what the hell?I don't even need 42mbps downlink on my PC.
Anyway,we are all money sources for those companies.They might find the cure for cancer or AIDS.If it's cheap,they won't even bother.
But anyway,apart from that,nice point raised there Marty.
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Think about that just a little bit. If they cure cancer and other deadly diseases, what happens to the world population? There are elitists who would rather those deadly diseases not be cured. Sure, they do want just enough of a population to fill their coffers full of money. But they truly do not want to be beyond filthy rich. There's a point where the increase in population begins to be a burden on them. And any kind of existence where life is any more painful than having to raise their pinky finger is out of the question.
Ahaha woow, that thread went off topic crazy quick
I do believe cancer and aids will have a cure eventually, but not before they figure out a way to support the population increase it would bring. Heck, they probably already have the cures
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MartyLK said:
Think about that just a little bit. If they cure cancer and other deadly diseases, what happens to the world population? There are elitists who would rather those deadly diseases not be cured. Sure, they do want just enough of a population to fill their coffers full of money. But they truly do not want to be beyond filthy rich. There's a point where the increase in population begins to be a burden on them. And any kind of existence where life is any more painful than having to raise their pinky finger is out of the question.
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Well,mankind will cater to that.We already are driving like mad men.
What I can tell you my friend is that,as one of my favourite bands,In Flames,say in "Sounds of a playground fading":
We are ghosts of a concrete world
Genetic codes of a dying breed
Yes,they are right.We're all [email protected]
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Lol everyone here is so random lol
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MartyLK said:
Think about that just a little bit. If they cure cancer and other deadly diseases, what happens to the world population? There are elitists who would rather those deadly diseases not be cured. Sure, they do want just enough of a population to fill their coffers full of money. But they truly do not want to be beyond filthy rich. There's a point where the increase in population begins to be a burden on them. And any kind of existence where life is any more painful than having to raise their pinky finger is out of the question.
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Is someone watching Torchwood?
johncmolyneux said:
Is someone watching Torchwood?
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I suppose one person might, if you count people flicking through channels
I even had to endure 5 minutes of New Moon last night while the gf searched for something to watch on sky. I thought "bloke with crap mullet haircut, girl with face like a slapped arse, nooooooo!" before grabbing the remote and flicking to anything else. I felt so unclean.
xaccers said:
I suppose one person might, if you count people flicking through channels
I even had to endure 5 minutes of New Moon last night while the gf searched for something to watch on sky. I thought "bloke with crap mullet haircut, girl with face like a slapped arse, nooooooo!" before grabbing the remote and flicking to anything else. I felt so unclean.
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Hmmm I know that feeling....
I'm currently being subjected to americas next top model.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
conantroutman said:
Hmmm I know that feeling....
I'm currently being subjected to americas next top model.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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I know two women who think Tyra is god, one of them has practically no eyebrows left through over plucking while the other has spent too much time on a sunbed
The really sad part is had they not done so much to themselves believing they were living like models they would be absolutely stunning.
Sounds like my evening. Then I get the cold shoulder how I'm spending too much time on my PC or phone when she watches a load of rubbish like "Snog, Marry, Avoid". Yeah those programmes can be funny to laugh at, but, like Jeremy Kyle Show, the people on it are attention-seeking, camel-face asshats.

I will do you a (dis)service

Hello XDAers. Actually, just OTers.
For Christmas, anyone and everyone who posts here will get either a service (or disservice) from me. Just post anything, a single word or a wall of text, and I will gladly (or reluctantly, depending on my energy levels) write something good or awful or awfully good about what you wrote in relation to you.
Now, begin.
woo.....PLOP
Shi! Shizzz
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Hey :| Poker face.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
NJ___Jon said:
woo.....PLOP
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Hey Jon.
How's Jersey treating you? Remember that time Snooki went woo and PLOP her ass on your boner and you thought you got herpes? Well, I've got some good news, and some bad news. Are you seated down. If you're not, please sit down. If you're seated, please make yourself comfortable. Not in that way, Jon.
Well, the good news, it's not herpes. I'm sure you're glad, right? The bad news is it's AIDS, so you're pretty much fvcked. I mean, you fvcked. Fvcked up, I mean. Not that I was watching you bang Snooki or anything, I'm sure any position would do, really. But the good news is that now you don't have to live that much longer with the humiliation of knowing that you banged Snooki. Which leads me to the final piece of bad news, since you were drunk that night. You banged Snooki.
Anyhows, I'll be chillin' in Malaysia 'til your wife says it's ok to come back to Jersey. She's loving it here, by the way.
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Shi! Shizzz
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Dude, remember that time I brought you to the Victoria's Secret after-party and you went European and got Shizzz in your pants? I told them it was mayonnaise.
She went shi though, and I'm sure the complete and utter humiliation did not push you so far into the closet you ended up in the back ends of Narnia.
Nice imagination, write to this:
Nice imagination, write to this.
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Sakaiaikikikikikikiki
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sakai4eva said:
Dude, remember that time I brought you to the Victoria's Secret after-party and you went European and got Shizzz in your pants? I told them it was mayonnaise.
She went shi though, and I'm sure the complete and utter humiliation did not push you so far into the closet you ended up in the back ends of Narnia.
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One thing to say LMAO !
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Hey :| Poker face.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
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TO: Mr, Error, I Am.
SUBJECT: Inappropriate behaviour during lectures.
Mr. Error, I bid you good day, despite the fact that you have utterly ruined mine, as well as others' so far. True to your moniker, you have more than managed to personify the very deification your status as the anthropomorphic personification of all that is wrong and erroneous in your time here.
Firstly, Miss Hěi is of a slightly more... sensitive disposition. While her mental and physical disabilities does contribute to her almost clubbing you to death with her umbrella, your childishly immature action of teasing her name by calling out to anyone sitting beside her warrants such response and it is the faculty's opinion that that you deserved it. Calling someone with Down Syndrome "poker face" is also socially frowned upon.
As such, I must inform you that you are now the official Teaching Assistant in the classroom, until and unless your next shenanigan caused further uproar and humour in the faculty whereupon you will be further elevated in the Clown School.
Retards.
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Nice imagination, write to this:
Nice imagination, write to this.
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Moe. You're fvcking 16 already. Stop screaming "ah" and going mad. Your chantings are now so loud the Jones down the street are jonesing. All I hear is
Ricey magic nation light tooth tits: Ricey magic nation light tooth tits.
Which makes no sense.
watt9493 said:
sakaiaikikikikikikiki
-my life is a shooting range, people never change-
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To: 9493, Watt.
Subject: Demise of your partner.
Date: 19th october 2011
Mr 9493, it is with regret that I inform you that your partner Mr 9493, Volt has recently passed. However his life insurance merely covers accidental death and the U.S. Army does not extend DADT benefits retroactively. Accidental insurance could not be used to cover his procedures as he was last seen waving a machete and saying he was a samurai prior to dismembering his member. I quote, verbatim from the transcript that he was last heard yelling "Sakaiaikikikikikikiki" and that is seven kis which is two kis more than the company motto therefore also disqualifying him from the company insurance. However, I am able to offer you a stipend from the widowers' fund as long as you were able to furnish proper proof of matrimony, holy or not. Pictures of anal coitus is not sufficient proof of marriage or of civil union, merely of union, albeit from his face it seemed quite civil. Your adoption of his surname and insistence of it's usage is not evidence either.
As such, unless you furnish us with court admissible proof of civil union and/or marriage in fourteen (14) days from the date of this letter, we will close this file.
Thank you.
Oh, I see what's going on here, and I shall have no part in it!
Oh... I guess I had no choice
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deliriousDroid said:
Oh, I see what's going on here, and I shall have no part in it!
Oh... I guess I had no choice
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That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
sakai4eva said:
That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
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O.O
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
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That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
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You said you would tell nobody
*runsaway*
Hi!
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Hi!
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Hi said Alan,
Who thinks he's cool indeed.
No said sakai,
Little fvcker will bleed.
Jump goes Alan,
Faster than a hare.
Meh said sakai,
His worst night-mare.
Fly, Alan, FLY!
Run away for good!
Heh, said sakai,
Turned him into dog food.
DISCLAIMER: read OP part about disservice.
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From my fingers to your eyez
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From my fingers to your eyez
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ME: Hey.
cdesai: ...
I'm sorry man.
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Look, I didn't meant for it to happen that way, man.
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I'm sorry.
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Stop looking at me like that. You're my friend, and I'd be here for you anyway.
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Guilt isn't what kept me here. Loyalty is.
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I'm really sorry.
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Alright, alright! So it's my fault!
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Just because I accidentally ripped your vocal chords out doesn't mean you should give me the silent treatment!

gangnam style needs to die and veeman needs to be banned

How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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Although I feel I should lock this thread into oblivion, I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment and therefore will simply post this....
IN BEFORE TEH LOCK!!!!
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Danial723 said:
How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
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Too much information...
ShadowLea said:
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
Too much information...
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I have two daughters....I'm petrified of the actuality of such a conversation.
Sent from your mom.
Just saw a YouTube video of this. Where do I sign?
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GTFO from the internet gangnam style
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We could also petition against Justin Biever, Lady Gaga and Kaney West while we're here.
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
DirkGently said:
ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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as a drummer, I strongly agree. I can play any (reasonable) beat known to man, but I can't dance worth a crap.
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music as I rhythmically lock threads.
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Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
DirkGently said:
Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Funny you should say that actually. Not because of Parkinsons or DTs, but because I don't understand what's even meant to be funny about Gangnam Style. I was going to see my doctor about a bad case of solitude and loneliness. Either that or superiority. Not sure
DirkGently said:
ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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QFT because sometimes (quite often where Dirk is involved) a thanks is not enough.
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There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
DirkGently said:
There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
Archer said:
Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
SimonTS said:
I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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So, in a round about way, we have another reason why people shouldn't dance. Dancing directly causes STD's. Remember kids, just say NO to dancing! :silly:
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