Movie Game - Off-topic

You give very obscure hints about a movie, and the next person tries to guess...
Ill start with an easy one.
Soap Salesman...makes soap from fat stolen from medical waste (liposuction waste)

Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.

DirkGently1 said:
Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.
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Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa

That signing gorilla would be Amy from "Congo."

Dredge said:
Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa
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Rear Window it was. I see you are a man with taste.
Congo. (I read the Michael Crichton book!)
One man has his wallet stolen, the other refuses to hand it over.
"I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says 'bad mother*****'."

Congo is right! I thought id have you on that one. Damn...
Man....u got me on this one. Im feeling a Quentin vibe, but I cant put my finger on it. Lets see if anyone else knows....ill keep thinking in the meantime. I know ive seen it.
Edit...screw it...im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
Also....next one....
Man runs through his dreams with his ex girlfriend to escape people trying to erase parts of his past from his memory. (btw, this is my all time favorite movie)
Others need to participate!
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The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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Dredge said:
im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
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Well played that man!
BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body

BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
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DirkGently1 said:
Well played that man!
IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body
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Stand by me
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Dredge said:
Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
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I had to look it up so i'll let somebody else come up with the answer. It was a movie i've not seen yet though.
Dredge said:
Stand by me
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Stand By Me it was!
Dredges puzzler still stands....

Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.

This thread = Fail

Dredge said:
Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.
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Let's get this back on track. Too many phillistines with no appreciation of the arts here!
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!

DirkGently1 said:
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!
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Blues Brothers
..... You better shape up, Tiger, before a hot-shot Jap pilot flames your arse! ...

Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."

BazookaAce said:
Midway?
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Yep, Charlton Heston.

Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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BazookaAce said:
Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."
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Moon iirc.
bharatgaddameedi said:
Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.

DirkGently1 said:
Moon iirc.
Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.
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Rambo? Lol
"i am the keymaster....are you the gatekeeper?" (said to a horse)
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Moment of Silence.

Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
chopper the dog said:
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.
Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up
Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.
Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x
that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...
Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.
Original Android <3ers! said:
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..
I want to see the pics
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jaszek said:
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.
Post em'.
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chopper the dog said:
Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
XperiaX10iUser said:
Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
Original Android <3ers! said:
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes
And identifying which fractures to avoid.
good day.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore

Who is your favorite person in history?

Like the title says. Name your favorite historical human being.
Mine is: Gandhi
Napoleon Bonaparte! That man was brilliant and schizophrenic
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
Jesus christ.
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bradleyG said:
Jesus christ.
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hey now, no mythical characters allowed.
JOKES
hahahha.
But anyways...mine would probably be.... John Lennon.
Peace.
You guys probably don't know him but Michael Collins. He played a give part in where Ireland is today among with many other Irish people.
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+1 for Jesus Christ.
p/s: He's not that mythical dudes...
Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."
telegraph0000 said:
Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."
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It was probably the same guy who saw his son did the same to his wife.
Definitely Charlie Sheen. He has TigerBlood and is so winningly
Whomever the dude was who invented air guitars.
Seriously, I have no favorite historical person. There are a great many I like or respect, for instance the U.S.'s founding fathers, or John Locke, or Winston Churchill, or Thomas à Becket.
I am far more impressed with and inspired by those of good moral and ethical character, in particular those willing to defend their moral compass even at the cost of their own life.
Thomas edison.
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Probably Winston Churcill
watt9493 said:
Thomas edison.
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Very appropriate, considering your handle
Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".
DirkGently1 said:
Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".
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Damn. He was awesome!
Ada Lovelace.
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sakai4eva said:
Damn. He was awesome!
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except for the fact he killed so many people...
Probably Nikola Teslaen.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
or Albert Einstein maybe? There are too many to choose
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urbanengine1 said:
except for the fact he killed so many people...
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Not bad for someone whose flight instructor said he was unremarkable and wouldn't amount to anything huh?
Seriously though, it wasn't his efficiency in combat that make him so unique but the almost superhuman way in which he went about living his life. For example, after losing his lower leg in battle he was told that he faced a six month stint in hospital and would never fly again. Six weeks later he had fashioned himself a prosthesis, checked himself out and pitched up at his airfield asking for a plane to fly.
After the war he went on to complete some 1st ascents (mountaineering), and competed in the Olympics (Skiiing) against able bodied competitors. The list of feats is nearly endless. This man grabbed life by the balls and squeezed hard!
If i had even a fraction of the drive this man had i might have made something of my life
Jesus no joke though lol

Amy Winehouse Dead....

Well as the title says amy winehouse is dead, whats everyone think about this... Does anyone care?
If you didnt know heres a link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14262237
furrabbit.nh said:
Does anyone care?
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No.
Sent out of my Free Candy Van.
Flussen said:
No.
Sent out of my Free Candy Van.
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LMAO! Short and sweet
Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.
furrabbit.nh said:
LMAO! Short and sweet
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Is it?
You can say whatever you like but at the end of the day Amy was someone's daughter. Sincerest condolences to her parents and family.
jonny68 said:
Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.
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+1 qft
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Sucks about Winehouse. Death is never a good thing, even if drugs are related. However I find myself more concerned about the massacre of innocent people at a summer youth camp.
I hope for nothing but the best for the friends and families of all that died in both events.
he was ugly girl and
"Mediengeile drogenabhänige Schlampe"
Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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seedofchaos said:
Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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Bring me to life? Also no.
Sent from somewhere over the double rainbow.
Another young (27) talent follows a long list of famous 27 year old's: Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain...RIP
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Just ppl throwing t-shirts atm lol
Very interesting indeed....great stuff from Adamoutler and Connexion2005.....they Rick rolled everybody at the presentation troolololol
M_T_M said:
Very interesting indeed....great stuff from Adamoutler and Connexion2005.....they Rick rolled everybody at the presentation troolololol
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Very jelly
Hope you and Senor Orb are behaving...
conantroutman said:
Very jelly
Hope you and Senor Orb are behaving...
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Maybe
Picture why you no stay???
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conantroutman said:
Very jelly
Hope you and Senor Orb are behaving...
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I want to know what the_scotsman did to deserve this tweet from orb3000:
@the_scotsman_ you Lucky !
Answers on a postcard...
Sounds like the pub crawl was a good night out!
CT, i think the two of us, xaccers, JCM and MacaronyMax should head out together as the UK contingent next year!
Edit: ..and any other UK forumites that i'm not thinking of right now!
DirkGently1 said:
I want to know what the_scotsman did to deserve this tweet from orb3000:
@the_scotsman_ you Lucky !
Answers on a postcard...
Sounds like the pub crawl was a good night out!
CT, i think the two of us, xaccers, JCM and MacaronyMax should head out together as the UK contingent next year!
Edit: ..and any other UK forumites that i'm not thinking of right now!
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Sounds good to me.
Although there was a large Android/Hackers (as in the proper original term) event at Bletchley park this weekend.
http://www.meetup.com/android/events/32516162/
great stuff dude
Damn I'm jelly, and lmao at the rick roll
DirkGently1 said:
I want to know what the_scotsman did to deserve this tweet from orb3000:
@the_scotsman_ you Lucky !
Answers on a postcard...
Sounds like the pub crawl was a good night out!
CT, i think the two of us, xaccers, JCM and MacaronyMax should head out together as the UK contingent next year!
Edit: ..and any other UK forumites that i'm not thinking of right now!
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It may have been rugby related......
And yeah that would be sweet.
Not sure I could justify it to the missus though.....
"Sorry honey, no holiday this year. Me and the guys from OT are off to texas to load up on mexican food and free pens."
Might not go down too well
Would be cool to have something this side of the pond though.
"Ye olde Android cream tea" an altogether more sophisticated affair
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conantroutman said:
It may have been rugby related......
And yeah that would be sweet.
Not sure I could justify it to the missus though.....
"Sorry honey, no holiday this year. Me and the guys from OT are off to texas to load up on mexican food and free pens."
Might not go down too well
Would be cool to have something this side of the pond though.
"Ye olde Android cream tea" an altogether more sophisticated affair
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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..to include such activities as Cricket, Morris Dancing and Lawn Bowls? Sounds good to me, but i'm not sure we could sell it to those uncivilised roughnecks on the other side of the pond!
DirkGently1 said:
..to include such activities as Cricket, Morris Dancing and Lawn Bowls? Sounds good to me, but i'm not sure we could sell it to those uncivilised roughnecks on the other side of the pond!
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Your forgetting the climactic wicker android sacrifi.... errr I mean ceremony at the end.
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DirkGently1 said:
..to include such activities as Cricket, Morris Dancing and Lawn Bowls? Sounds good to me, but i'm not sure we could sell it to those uncivilised roughnecks on the other side of the pond!
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+1 on the Morris Dancing. Too much Pratchett influence for me, but I'd like to see the... uh... classical version.
Also, jelly-ness.

Forgot Something... Need help.

Guys,
I forgot my wife's Birthday what should i do to make upto her?
Sign the divorce papers.
A new Mercedes or a diamond necklace should suffice.
And do mark the date on your calender for next year. lol.
A cookbook.
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A cookbook.
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Ahh more sandwich recipies, I like your style.
Signing a death certificate is a better option LOL...
Come on guys a cookbook is not a option. Although i would love that sandwichs.
dude
Romantic dinner that you cooked for her?
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Run.
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ever been a time she forgot yours?
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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Never... To make things worse i asked her to silent her mobile at 12 in night, as she was getting messages obviously... How stupid of me.
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Never...
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dang... you coulda used that... anything laying around looks like you just bought it?
Someting you could get for yourself, a good whore. Cause you ain't getting any for quite some time dude.
Don't bother with craigslist, torn up hoes. You need something to take your mind off the impending doom.
I know divorce ain't easy, I've been there. Watch War Of The Roses to get an idea. And take that advice for the next marriage.
Good luck.
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
Depending on your timezone the days not over yet... say you gotta take a dump you'll be right back... go pick something up... play it off...
Not sent from your phone...
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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LOL
Don't matter
I've tried that card
...bout all you do now is grovel on the floor for scraps of forgiveness.
It's a slow and painful recovery my friend...slow and painful...
Plus it's one her favor take it from a 30 year man here...her's count yours don't.
Pretend to have a heart attack and when you're in the emergency room, explain everything to the doctor. Your wife comes in to see you and there you are in a hospital bed with a present for her.
veeman said:
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
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http://www.amazon.com/Kryolan-Tear-...1356237530&sr=8-1&keywords=kryolan+tear+stick
vasoline works for Glenn Beck
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Ever heard of lead poisoning? A trauma plate is clearly what's needed.

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