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http://youtu.be/JmvCpR45LKA

I can't wait for XXXDADevelopers.

JimJam707 said:
http://youtu.be/JmvCpR45LKA
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old news already watched it like 3 times cause i like it that much

I fell in love with this video.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

I've watched about 5 times now and it still hasn't lost its charm.
UNLOCK OUR BOOTLOADERS
Noob's Watch This

watched it again
"Speaka english" lmao
"Use the thanks button even if you dont find it useful"
"Ungrateful Bastard"
LMAO
LOVE IT!!!

Love it!!
Very 'Zero Punctuation' style but excellent nonetheless.
Speaking of which, his Crysis 2 review was great. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3079-Crysis-2

That is the GREATEST VIDEO EVA!!
Sent from my NS running NSCollab cuz I lost my tin cans and string....

Guys this should be a sticky! Watched that video at least 3 times.... It's awesome!!!
Alert the mods now!
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dexter93 said:
Guys this should be a sticky! Watched that video at least 3 times.... It's awesome!!!
Alert the mods now!
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i just watched it again lmao
Still has yet to get old

Wow! Well played!
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hilarious, that made my night

Freaking epic. I've already added to sig.

Lol so funny lmao

That was amazing.. haha good find.

I can see this link being given as an answer to many, many questions across the forums

I lol'ed so hard.
It was very well done.
Gona use this on unsuspecting noobs.

This video could benefit a lot of people...
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DirkGently1 said:
This video could benefit a lot of people...
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I can't believe I missed this...

This vid is such a win

Related

HFWTFZOMG!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
gthing said:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
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First of all, obviously fake. No way it's for real, so it's kinda useless, whoever that girl is is ugly though. However, look at the users of that forum...
"REP YOU ON RECHARGE"
"YOU FRAUDIN BRAH?"
"HAI GUISE"
etcetcetc
Great user base, the phrase "get a life" comes to mind when I see people typing like they're on 4chan, aka the armpit of the internet.
Gotta agree, that's one dog ugly girl
Holy cow!!
She´s so ugly......... I prefered not to entered to this thread and see that.......but curiosity....
OMFG!!! how did you even come by that thread
Oh God if you will do this...
Think twice before give it life and sent it to the earth!!!
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The mouse is scare GOD you will make it cry!!!
Well thank you for that.
I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks alot.
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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4 or 5? Are u kidding me? That have to be at least 10. 1000 x OFMG.
GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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lol 4 o 5 ... plus couple of joints and some mushrooms ... and i don't think so even then.
hahaha but that is still one ugly picture (girl and car)7
she must give good H(#d
Well, I skipped later in the thread and yeah, he was "straight fraudin lulz" as he put it. That forum may be just as bad as 4chan, but I won't stick around to find out.

I'm having a baby!!!!

and am raising it to hate Apple!
add Motorola to the list also
Congrats! Teach it well.... lol
Congratulations, but definitely add Nintendo to that list
PurpleLlamaLover said:
Congrats! Teach it well.... lol
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hahaha
definitely!
I dont know what to say... CONGRATS!!!! hope he or she looks like you
men can have babys???? :s
keep it up!
Congratz...feed it Oranges or Froyo instead of the Adam & Eve fruit
LOL this is so funny
galaxys said:
Congratz...feed it Oranges or Froyo instead of the Adam & Eve fruit
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some good ol gingerbread sounds grrrrreat
Make it hate iPhone but not hate macs he/she will Herr bullied for it.
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Double happy for you!
First and more important your baby!
And also an apple hater!!
All my best for you
congrats!
you'll soon be /or already is a daddy
Treat him/her well and difinately spend more time with him/her
oh and any chance of a photo??
You don't hate the iPhone. I know you've just done like this couple in the news!
http://www.phonesreview.co.uk/2010/01/25/giving-birth-via-the-iphone/
Congratz. Make him not hate Golf lol. Even though it's a rich people sport. (I strongly believe in my opinions =P)
G1BRICKED said:
Congratz. Make him not hate Golf lol. Even though it's a rich people sport. (I strongly believe in my opinions =P)
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love golf, hate apple, and flash the hell out of his/her devices...
Amen! Amen.
G1BRICKED said:
Amen! Amen.
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Lol, Motorola DynaTAC-8000X eh?
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Yeah man. Ballin!
Did you know that the guy who created the first cell phone now uses a Motorola Droid!?
Fo realz? I just got my HTC HD2 today. It's pretty awesome but a different beast of WM than i'm used to. I've only used sense 2.5 once, and the how settings takes me to the settings "tab" in sense is not cool.
I can't figure out how me talking about my fiancee being 13 weeks pregnant became this???

Really good books

I don't want this to be a thread for avid book reads.
I don't read much and i am wondering if there are any people out there that don't really read much but have picked up a book, read it, and thought "that was excellent!"
Does anyone know what i mean?
My book is Iam Legend by Robert Matheson
it s what the film with will smith is based on.
I just thought it was excellent!!!
my bro has an eee 1000h ... pretty good net book if ya ask me , dunno who wrote it who
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souljaboy said:
my bro has an eee 1000h ... pretty good net book if ya ask me , dunno who wrote it who
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hahaha that was awesome
Being a Culinary student, I'd say you should pick up "Kitchen Confidential" and "Medium Raw" by Anthony Bourdain. Really quite fascinating reads. The guy is just so damn blunt, and a master of words. And it's all autobiographical.
I honestly did not like to read years ago.
but, recently ive been reading more, if you are into computers, technology, or physics.
you might like these:
"The Last Lecture"
"A Brief History of Time"
"iWoz" (im not a fanboy)
"The Elegant Universe"
"Physics of the Impossible"
"Parallel Universes"
Im a physics nut, but you may still like them, they arent too complex
Cheers,
Captainkrtek
I read Day By Bay Armageddon part one and two.
AND IT WAS EXCELLENT!
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Thanks for the replys.
Its just what i was looking for!
"No more us for you"
"Boy kills man"
And "The skeleton key"
Are amazing. The first 2 are the best I've ever read. I really recommend them.
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I think you should read... OH CRAP I HAZ TWO EXAMS TUESDAY!
Original Android <3ers! said:
I think you should read... OH CRAP I HAZ TWO EXAMS TUESDAY!
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lol
10characters

I've got my Bionic

I received my Bionic yesterday and to answer any questions the bootloader is unlocked. I'm already rooted....YEAAAA!! This phone is awesome
Dumb troll is dumb...kill this thread
What's the screen material details?pentile tft same with dx2?THX
4.3" qHD 960x540, same screen w/ exception to size
No pic no proof
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No pic no proof
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+1 10 char
BOOOOOM!!!
View attachment bionic.bmp
Hope this works for ya
nice!!! so they took forever to redesign it but then last second they went back to the old design.....clever Motorola!!!
i think det1034 is the same guy that ran the fake bionic twitter account!!! could have at least had a better photo then that!!!
http://www.vzbuzz.com/2011/08/verizon-says-droidbionic-account-fake/
last place you'll fool someone is on xda, lol nice try bud
YAY!!! Bring on the retards
I really do have it though....my buddy is a rep for Verizon and its the same root process a the Droid 3
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Fake Twitter Account
I am definately not the one behind the twitter account, in fact i don't even have a personal account. I do not feel the need to update others on what I am eating, when i am working out, or whatever crap others post on that stupid site.
Thank you,
God bless you all
and sorry about your jealousy issues due to the fact that I have my phone already.
You're an idiot. Your parents are probably idiots, too.
BTW, I also got my Bionic. My proof pic:
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Better yet. Here is the proof picture we would like to see from you:
det1034 said:
I really do have it though....my buddy is a rep for Verizon and its the same root process a the Droid 3
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hahaha, please tell me you're trolling... the pic you posted isn't even what the bionic looks like now.

Greatest/Unique XDA User Names!!

I think my name is pretty cool, what else have you guys seen around?
Mine. :laugh:
Mine is better
aren't they all unique? i know...
i havent seen any other B-Naughty on other forums or anything even close... my nickname from work, it kinda stuck...
neat ovanom
what do your names mean?
F•R•I•E•N•D•S said:
what do your names mean?
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Vee= the v from my first name
Man= because I'm a male human.
F•R•I•E•N•D•S said:
what do your names mean?
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King..well cuz i'm a king...duh..
ACE cuz i own a galaxy Ace :laugh:
mine of course since it is my initials and 2112 is the greatest album ever made.
I'm not A skinny drummer, I am THE skinny drummer. Accept no substitutes.
And I'm not sure if he's still around, but ComeAtMeBro was an awesome user name.
Sent from my coffee pot.
My name is awesome
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Sorry people, i win.
- F*R*I*E*N*D*S: That show ended years ago. Not cool.
- King Ace: King Aids would be better.
- mf2112: It doesn't start with an upper case. I'm gonna be sick.
- TheSkinnyDrummer: Almost there, but still no cigar.
- iKoolKid: You like Kool-Aid, and therefore, you're a child. This is a competition for grown ups.
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LordManhattan said:
iKoolKid: You like Kool-Aid, and therefore, you're a child. This is a competition for grown ups.
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LOL
Yeah LM. Your name makes total sense. Especially for a guy from Norway.
Sent from my coffee pot.
This thread makes me hungry. There's already a thread for discussion user name. Please use that...
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1451152
Don't make me hungry. You won't like me when I'm hungry.
NOM!

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