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I remember when I was a little child and I wanted to ride a jet pack to school but I didn't think it would actually happen so soon.
http://martinjetpack.com/
I personally think it looks awesome, but it also seems kind of heavy.
What do you guys think?
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ZOMG. gettin one to cart my lazy ass around ma house.

I'd rather not have n00bs crashing through my roof on a daily basis!

DirkGently1 said:
I'd rather not have n00bs crashing through my roof on a daily basis!
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING I WLD CRASH THROUGH A HOUSE AND BREAK BOTH MY LEGS THEN I WLD BE GETING TRANSPORTED BY MY HELICOPTER AT WORK LMAO!

How much?
Also...your work has a helicopter? Nice
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Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
I was promised a hoverboard via "Back To The Future 2" when I was a kid.... by the time they invent the bloody thing I'll be too old to use one without needing an instant hip replacement.
Not impressed.
Also, yeah jetpack n00bs can only be a very very bad thing.....

You mean this hoverbosrd
http://m.gizmodo.com/5549271/a-real-working-hoverboard-exists
Some progress hopefully since last year xD unless your a boarderthough a board would be difficult
conantroutman said:
Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
I was promised a hoverboard via "Back To The Future 2" when I was a kid.... by the time they invent the bloody thing I'll be too old to use one without needing an instant hip replacement.
Not impressed.
Also, yeah jetpack n00bs can only be a very very bad thing.....
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macaronymax said:
how much?
also...your work has a helicopter? Nice :d
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yes we have two helis kinda sucks though bc im responsible for them for 12 hours on my shift lol!

conantroutman said:
Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
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Damn straight! There i was pootling around on my BMX, E.T style, when really i wanted to grab hold of passing cars and be dragged about on a hoverboard, BTTF style!
Perhaps we need more Jiggawatts?
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I'm having a baby!!!!

and am raising it to hate Apple!
add Motorola to the list also
Congrats! Teach it well.... lol
Congratulations, but definitely add Nintendo to that list
PurpleLlamaLover said:
Congrats! Teach it well.... lol
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hahaha
definitely!
I dont know what to say... CONGRATS!!!! hope he or she looks like you
men can have babys???? :s
keep it up!
Congratz...feed it Oranges or Froyo instead of the Adam & Eve fruit
LOL this is so funny
galaxys said:
Congratz...feed it Oranges or Froyo instead of the Adam & Eve fruit
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some good ol gingerbread sounds grrrrreat
Make it hate iPhone but not hate macs he/she will Herr bullied for it.
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Double happy for you!
First and more important your baby!
And also an apple hater!!
All my best for you
congrats!
you'll soon be /or already is a daddy
Treat him/her well and difinately spend more time with him/her
oh and any chance of a photo??
You don't hate the iPhone. I know you've just done like this couple in the news!
http://www.phonesreview.co.uk/2010/01/25/giving-birth-via-the-iphone/
Congratz. Make him not hate Golf lol. Even though it's a rich people sport. (I strongly believe in my opinions =P)
G1BRICKED said:
Congratz. Make him not hate Golf lol. Even though it's a rich people sport. (I strongly believe in my opinions =P)
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love golf, hate apple, and flash the hell out of his/her devices...
Amen! Amen.
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Amen! Amen.
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Lol, Motorola DynaTAC-8000X eh?
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Yeah man. Ballin!
Did you know that the guy who created the first cell phone now uses a Motorola Droid!?
Fo realz? I just got my HTC HD2 today. It's pretty awesome but a different beast of WM than i'm used to. I've only used sense 2.5 once, and the how settings takes me to the settings "tab" in sense is not cool.
I can't figure out how me talking about my fiancee being 13 weeks pregnant became this???

Funny picture why the iphone/ipad is stupid

Sorry guys maybe this useless but I could'nt live witout sharing it to you.
So funny
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that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.
Well cool to show to your friends how stupid the hole iphone/ipad is
lol, made my day!
Now that made me laugh..
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that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.
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Your right...
Lol I am still laughing ten minutes after first reading this post.
lol...me too
they should just skip the imat and go all out with the ifloor, furnish every wall, floor and door in your house with a touchscreen full of pointless ****e!
gone straight on my facebook.
djchubbs said:
gone straight on my facebook.
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lol, same here..
Each one more retarded than the last.. For some reason I actually think this will actually happen.lol
have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)
Chrome and AVG both think the url for that pic is dodgy, so be careful...
Moustafa217 said:
have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)
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You mean... the ipod touch?
I think Mr. Jobs is a marketing genius... I work with a poor fellow who owns all three iDevices... I constantly ask him what can one do that the other can't???
Yeah stupid but hey selling like hot cakes nonetheless.
already know this pic xD i rofld when i saw it the first time, and im rofling now again xD its so awsome xD
just LOOK AT STEVES FACES OMG so amazing XD
Register it!
Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?
kalya said:
Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?
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I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!
ROFL!! M still laughing!! Good one bro
conantroutman said:
I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!
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lol,thats funny

Android-Rowdies

Just found this comment which was posted on some iPad-article:
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I had to laugh when I read this!
Since it's German, I'll try to roughly translate it:
Slowly, this is no longer funny.
My son has (better say 'had') an iPhone and was happy with it (although after the firmware update, it was somehow totally slow, but I don't know much about such things).
But after he was flamed several times in the school and was recently beat up by a group of (as he said) Android rowdies, he wants to give it up and in the meantime switched back to his old Nokia.
Now he wants an Android phone and I can flog the iPhone on Ebay. Realy great!
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I lol'd.. Android Rowdies... new type of clique violence in schools now I guess then!
Thanks for the translation!
haha
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Too bad here in the city more people use iCraps. I think I need a special skin that makes my N1 look like an iPhone, so I don't get beat up by iPhone rowdies.
Haha yeah scary bunch they are don't worry though they wont beat you they think they got an app for that and I think they prefer the term iRowdies haha
MacaronyMax said:
Haha yeah scary bunch they are don't worry though they wont beat you they think they got an app for that and I think they prefer the term iRowdies haha
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iLOLED (lol)
This is just too funny. All the more reason I'm ditching Apple.
jaszek said:
iLOLED (lol)
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aha thanks
wdfowty said:
This is just too funny. All the more reason I'm ditching Apple.
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Haha lol yeah i would, but i reckon i would get no where near as much money as i spent on it though so i keep my apple products as backups
ha thats fanboy-ism gone to an extreme!
Seeing as Stevie treats his customers like ****, it seems only natural to treat apple customers like ****. Lolz
Android army ftw.. violence is bad though.
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Ebooks for your Android devices

What Ebooks you want to download on your Android device?
Already have the next Terry Pratchett Discworld book on pre-order. (Kindle Edition for my phone, of course!)
iirc it's a City Watch story, which are the best ones.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse.And Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is on holiday in the pleasant and innocent countryside, but not for him a mere body in the wardrobe. There are many, many bodies and an ancient crime more terrible than murder.He is out of his jurisdiction, out of his depth, out of bacon sandwiches, and occasionally snookered and out of his mind, but never out of guile. Where there is a crime there must be a finding, there must be a chase and there must be a punishment. They say that in the end all sins are forgiven.But not quite all... "
I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
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conantroutman said:
I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?
DirkGently1 said:
Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?
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Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
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conantroutman said:
Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
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Lol, i'm too soft to moderate...
This is me:
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This is what i'd need to be:
..and i'd need the arm strength for this:
..or this:
Boy kills man. Amazing book. <3.
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I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?
johncmolyneux said:
I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?
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I have the pop up version. Bit messy though.....
Dirk, I can assure you that after witnessing some of the absolute fail that permeates this place the hulk would be no match for you. (And that's just OT )
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One hand or two hands?

Just wondering if you guys use one hand or two hands to use ur phone.. I just saw a stupid iphone commercial where showed this guys hand and it was perfectly per portioned to the iphone and they say "is it a coincidence? I think not", lmao they make it seem like EVERYONES hand is going to be perfect for the iphone...
Me personally I usually use 2 hands when I'm playing with my phone but one hand if I'm checking sms
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I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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Same here. I think it's time to stop using Internet for a while.
063_XOBX said:
I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
lol, damn you guys totally changed the entire topic here...
MRsf27 said:
lol, damn you guys totally changed the entire topic here...
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Welcome to OT
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conantroutman said:
Welcome to OT
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well then I guess I can ask everyone, what do you use your hands for the majority of the time?
I have a feeling the answer is going to be something totally inappropriate
You know who else has hands? The devil. And he uses them for holding.
I don't use any hands.
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It's a good thing my coffee cup is empty or else a glorious splash of coffee onto my laptop screen would have ensued. Mind you I'm in the one of the quiet floors of my library XD :laugh: Oh man.

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