Android on your arm! - Off-topic

The aesthete in me hates it...but the geek within is impressed
http://www.androidcentral.com/android-powered-imwatch-knows-what-time-it
Edit: Apologies for going all on-topic in Off-Topic. I should to be punished...

Oooo la la... much sexier in Black:
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I'd rock it

Not bad is it?
Problem is i'd be taking this off to wear it:
And that never comes off!!

I've just got a fossil band on. Need a watch but all of em nowadays are huge and gawdy. Like they were made for an 8 ft tall rapper.

boborone said:
I've just got a fossil band on. Need a watch but all of em nowadays are huge and gawdy. Like they were made for an 8 ft tall rapper.
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Lol, oversized watches look ridiculous. Better than i had as a kid though:

They will never top the awesomeness that was the original casio calculator watch...
Id' be a little concerned about being beaten up for being such a massive geek if someone noticed me checking emails on my watch

DirkGently1 said:
Lol, oversized watches look ridiculous. Better than i had as a kid though:
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Haha true statement. Especially if one has small wrists

conantroutman said:
They will never top the awesomeness that was the original casio calculator watch...
Id' be a little concerned about being beaten up for being such a massive geek if someone noticed me checking emails on my watch
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I know what you mean. It wouldn't last a minute around here without some chav chewing your arm off to get it. Nobody has ever made a play for my Tag though, which i used to worry about. Now i'd use it as excuse to get the newer model that's in the picture i posted before. (Or an Omega...but the one i like is ~£3000)

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Haha true statement. Especially if one has small wrists
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I used to wreck and lose these things so much that I stopped wearing watches by the time I was in 7th grade. The worst were the ones that were labeled "Water resistant up to 10 meters!" I would wear it in the pool the first chance I got. Ruined.

Jinkeez said:
I used to wreck and lose these things so much that I stopped wearing watches by the time I was in 7th grade. The worst were the ones that were labeled "Water resistant up to 10 meters!" I would wear it in the pool the first chance I got. Ruined.
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Yeah, their marketing department were lying bastards! I lost many a good Casio like this.
The best one i had was back ~1984. It has a side scrolling space invaders style game on it. I used to trade people in class one go for a pack of crisps at lunchtime.

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Your Kaiser and your spermies

Recent article on CNN I'm sure you all saw:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/09/18/cellphone.sperm/index.html?iref=newssearch
The article says cell phones left in talk mode in your pocket can affect sperm quality significantly. As if nerds needed any MORE trouble breeding.
Anyway, nobody leaves there cell phone in talk mode while its in your pocket unless your using bluetooth. You do leave it in talk mode next to your head as well. If the radiation affects your "gonads" then surely its affecting other cells as well, including our brains. Obviously telling our cell phones to poll our email servers and bring in new messages every x amount of minutes while there in our pockets uses the radio as well, probably equivalent of leaving it in talk mode.
How much radiation does our Kaiser, or any pocket pc, put out compared to an ordinary cell phone?
Should we put away our fancy toys?
Discuss.
Since 'no' is too short of a reply I've been forced to write this out explaining that 'no' is too short of a reply, in any case, no.
Marvel has proven that radiation does anything but weaken the human body.
It explains why women just SEE me using my phone and get themselves pregnant.
I always knew those brass ones would come in handy someday...
I belive most handsets are/can be no more then 1/2 a watt.
Mine were swimming in circles anyway. THC FTW.
Well, mine checks email every 5 minutes. My wife and I are 4 months along LOL. I dont think you guys have anything to worry about
Unless mine are just superswimmers to start with
It's how buster got his
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Gonad
=-o Really?
SO.... I will put my Kaiser to RecyclationBin
No. I'm kidding.
BTW: Do you know as phones "sending" microwaves?
So... Wih more than 2 phones you can made popcorn :-D
Mine are just fine....
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cbass said:
Marvel has proven that radiation does anything but weaken the human body.
It explains why women just SEE me using my phone and get themselves pregnant.
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Careful mate, if that ciybts as a special ability you'll probably need to get registered... (god-awful marvel humour).
freekquency said:
I belive most handsets are/can be no more then 1/2 a watt
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For GSM, 2W in the 1800MHz band, 4W in the 900MHz band.
ExiMoR said:
=-o Really?
SO.... I will put my Kaiser to RecyclationBin
No. I'm kidding.
BTW: Do you know as phones "sending" microwaves?
So... Wih more than 2 phones you can made popcorn :-D
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popcorn??? i dont believe you. prove it.
new alternative to vasectomy? I'll be sleeping with all of my phones in my pants!

Beer!!

Sorry!! No free beers flowing here…….
Was getting bored so thought of asking you guys your favorite brand/ brands of beer.
We don’t have a icon for beer in our forum, but can have a thread now.
Will start with mine:
Kingfisher Strong
Jeva is pretty good
dam a favourite that for me is pretty hard but have to say Asahi has to be my favourite or czech budweiser. One of them.
Always had a taste for Heineken or selected micro-brews, myself. Or when I was poor Coors Lite
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Leon, the best Mexican beer!
Dark
$1.50USD for 1 liter bottle
And yes, corona is not close as good to this one!! just more popular...
Hmm i like Heineken crisp taste...
such a drag, its still imported in my place. (way costly)
What the heck...
today is friday... and i am sitting in my office.... talking of beer...when i should go and have one...Guess its about time
Cheers to every one!!
I think so!!! all is about time..
lets drink some Bohemias or Indios or or or...
OH YEAH!!!!
COOL!!!
Pour me an AMSTEL!
Kingfisher Strong
best beer ever
Let me leave this here:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/trouble-brewing-p1.php
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...sult&cd=1&q=beer+turns+men+into+women&spell=1
galaxys said:
Pour me an AMSTEL!
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Served by her...
Si Señor!!
Arguably my most favourite sign, ever.
Well as my name is STELLAdel there can only be one for me...
STELLA ARTOIS
P.S. The name came about because everytime I went in the pub the first question was Stella Del?
http://www.stelladel.com
One more which i used to like in my college days due to its low cost and high alcohol content , of which i am sure almost no one wud have heard the name,
"Black Fort".
Noup never heard it...
In fact here most of beer never heard ever before...
nimish_fun said:
One more which i used to like in my college days due to its low cost and high alcohol content , of which i am sure almost no one wud have heard the name,
"Black Fort".
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anyone know if this is like red stripe in the uk?? As it sounds pretty similar part from high alcohol content maybe, also what do you mean by high?
Any cross-continental students around?? lol
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In fact here most of beer never heard ever before...
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Sure someone from Lituania (for example) also has never heard about Bohemia or León
Globalization Paisa!
Abita Amber, brewed locally in Louisiana and distributed across most of the southeast (USA).
Can get it online at samswine.com if you would like to try
chris10230 said:
anyone know if this is like red stripe in the uk?? As it sounds pretty similar part from high alcohol content maybe, also what do you mean by high?
Any cross-continental students around?? lol
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Chris, Normally beers at my place will have alcohol contents in range of 4.5% v/v to 8% v/v. I dont remember exact content of Black Fort but it used to be some where neer 10%. It had a very watery taste, didnt like it. Only thing is that it made u high quickly

Really easy and funny/cool halloween costume ideas

Hey guys..I'm too lazy to buy anything what's an easy at home creatable funny/cool halloween idea...the more simple it is the better haha....I can't do anything with my hair as I wear a turban for religious reasons lol..Thanks in advance.
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Q: "Excuse me sir, what have you come as?"​
A: "F**k nose"​
Mike​
... now you can't get easier and cheaper than hanging a condom on your nose.... not sure how your religion will view it though​
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LFMAOOO That's hilarious! No problem with religion there! However, my school might not like it! Any otherideas haha
a chicken suit with a pirates eye patch, vampire teeth and a portable jam dispenser made out from a very very VERY (and i cant stress this enough, you dont to be dispensing soapy jam) well rinsed out soap dispenser. oh and a het like napoleon
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a chicken suit with a pirates eye patch, vampire teeth and a portable jam dispenser made out from a very very VERY (and i cant stress this enough, you dont to be dispensing soapy jam) well rinsed out soap dispenser. oh and a het like napoleon
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LMFAO awesome but too much..call me lazy, but I want something cheap/do it at home..does that make sense? I was going to do business man, but that's not original or funny..unless i could do a spin off of that
Easiest and cheapest would be to go naked and say you're adam. Slightly more expensive would be adding a fig leaf.
Or you could get a t-shirt or overall and paint it with horizontal lines that get closer and closer to each other near the top or bottom or somewhere else. Then say you're the Doppler effect. (Yes I did get that from a tv-show.)
oops, double post, trying to figure out how to delete it now (mods, feel free to do so)
sorry!
flobin said:
easiest and cheapest would be to go naked and say you're adam. Slightly more expensive would be adding a fig leaf.
Or you could get a t-shirt or overall and paint it with horizontal lines that get closer and closer to each other near the top or bottom or somewhere else. Then say you're the doppler effect. (yes i did get that from a tv-show.)
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the big bang theorey great idea
Priceless....enough said....AND most important...you don't have to do anything with your hair!
telegraph0000 said:
Priceless....enough said....AND most important...you don't have to do anything with your hair!
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I kinda like it with the skid mark..lfmaoo jk
My stepbrother's friends had a good idea. They bought kid-sized spider-man and superman costumes (they were in their 20s), it looked hilarious.
flobin said:
My stepbrother's friends had a good idea. They bought kid-sized spider-man and superman costumes (they were in their 20s), it looked hilarious.
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hahah wow! I think I'm going to stick with something clever/funny such as Joe the Plumber/doppler effect

Funny picture why the iphone/ipad is stupid

Sorry guys maybe this useless but I could'nt live witout sharing it to you.
So funny
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that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.
Well cool to show to your friends how stupid the hole iphone/ipad is
lol, made my day!
Now that made me laugh..
djchubbs said:
that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.
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Your right...
Lol I am still laughing ten minutes after first reading this post.
lol...me too
they should just skip the imat and go all out with the ifloor, furnish every wall, floor and door in your house with a touchscreen full of pointless ****e!
gone straight on my facebook.
djchubbs said:
gone straight on my facebook.
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lol, same here..
Each one more retarded than the last.. For some reason I actually think this will actually happen.lol
have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)
Chrome and AVG both think the url for that pic is dodgy, so be careful...
Moustafa217 said:
have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)
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You mean... the ipod touch?
I think Mr. Jobs is a marketing genius... I work with a poor fellow who owns all three iDevices... I constantly ask him what can one do that the other can't???
Yeah stupid but hey selling like hot cakes nonetheless.
already know this pic xD i rofld when i saw it the first time, and im rofling now again xD its so awsome xD
just LOOK AT STEVES FACES OMG so amazing XD
Register it!
Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?
kalya said:
Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?
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I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!
ROFL!! M still laughing!! Good one bro
conantroutman said:
I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!
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lol,thats funny

Weird attractions anyone?

For some weird reason Chernobyl district is attracting me like a magnet. It even came to my dreams several times!
I was growing up in Ukraine, about 65 miles away from the Chernobyl. My mom once told me that teachers forced them to go wash radioactive trains from Chernobyl, if they refused - their exam scores would be Fails. I was reading something last night, and found some interesting info, which would be very educative for all of you:
http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/chapter1.html
I believe that she have done great job! She rode her bike all over that place, and it was done years before the "gates of Chernobyl" were finally open!
Anyone else have very weird attractions?
AntonJart said:
...Anyone else have very weird attractions?
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Most of my ex girlfriends to be honest!
I think that is a common attraction.
I really want to go to Pripyat. My life wont be complete without going there.
BTW, I was born in Poland, but I'm stuck in the States so Pripyat is pretty far.
(For anyone thinking what Pripyat is, it's the city where all the workers of Chernobyl worked, and the nearest city to Chernobyl, google it)
Another thing I want to see which is closer from home is the Freedom Tunnel. It's a train tunnel in NYC which was closed in the 80s and was home to bums and graffiti artists.
It is a remarkable story. Not so much that there was a nuclear accident, although that is remarkable in itself, but the stories of the people involved in the aftermath and the survivors who lived through a nightmare.
Pripyat would be a unique place to visit
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I've got a mate that went to Auschwitz and it was seriously about 2 years before he stopped talking about it. EVERY time I saw him the conversation would end up there.
It obviously had a MASSIVE impact on him.
johncmolyneux said:
I've got a mate that went to Auschwitz and it was seriously about 2 years before he stopped talking about it. EVERY time I saw him the conversation would end up there.
It obviously had a MASSIVE impact on him.
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Weird attractions? You mean that time with the...
Wait...
AntonJart said:
For some weird reason Chernobyl district is attracting me like a magnet. It even came to my dreams several times!
I was growing up in Ukraine, about 65 miles away from the Chernobyl. My mom once told me that teachers forced them to go wash radioactive trains from Chernobyl, if they refused - their exam scores would be Fails. I was reading something last night, and found some interesting info, which would be very educative for all of you:
http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/chapter1.html
I believe that she have done great job! She rode her bike all over that place, and it was done years before the "gates of Chernobyl" were finally open!
Anyone else have very weird attractions?
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Something about that place just makes me wanna see it. Ive never been out of the southeastern u.s. though.
i really really really like apple pie
i love whats wholesome and good , because i know what that means , i wouldnt call it weird tho , but very rare indeed
Aaaa, yes, Auschwitz, I should go there, being that I am from Poland, and the camp was IN Poland. lol. Now it's made into a museum, so its not THAT bad...unless you mean your mate was there during WWII.

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