Hey guys..I'm too lazy to buy anything what's an easy at home creatable funny/cool halloween idea...the more simple it is the better haha....I can't do anything with my hair as I wear a turban for religious reasons lol..Thanks in advance.
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Q: "Excuse me sir, what have you come as?"
A: "F**k nose"
Mike
... now you can't get easier and cheaper than hanging a condom on your nose.... not sure how your religion will view it though
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LFMAOOO That's hilarious! No problem with religion there! However, my school might not like it! Any otherideas haha
a chicken suit with a pirates eye patch, vampire teeth and a portable jam dispenser made out from a very very VERY (and i cant stress this enough, you dont to be dispensing soapy jam) well rinsed out soap dispenser. oh and a het like napoleon
-PiLoT- said:
a chicken suit with a pirates eye patch, vampire teeth and a portable jam dispenser made out from a very very VERY (and i cant stress this enough, you dont to be dispensing soapy jam) well rinsed out soap dispenser. oh and a het like napoleon
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LMFAO awesome but too much..call me lazy, but I want something cheap/do it at home..does that make sense? I was going to do business man, but that's not original or funny..unless i could do a spin off of that
Easiest and cheapest would be to go naked and say you're adam. Slightly more expensive would be adding a fig leaf.
Or you could get a t-shirt or overall and paint it with horizontal lines that get closer and closer to each other near the top or bottom or somewhere else. Then say you're the Doppler effect. (Yes I did get that from a tv-show.)
oops, double post, trying to figure out how to delete it now (mods, feel free to do so)
sorry!
flobin said:
easiest and cheapest would be to go naked and say you're adam. Slightly more expensive would be adding a fig leaf.
Or you could get a t-shirt or overall and paint it with horizontal lines that get closer and closer to each other near the top or bottom or somewhere else. Then say you're the doppler effect. (yes i did get that from a tv-show.)
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the big bang theorey great idea
Priceless....enough said....AND most important...you don't have to do anything with your hair!
telegraph0000 said:
Priceless....enough said....AND most important...you don't have to do anything with your hair!
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I kinda like it with the skid mark..lfmaoo jk
My stepbrother's friends had a good idea. They bought kid-sized spider-man and superman costumes (they were in their 20s), it looked hilarious.
flobin said:
My stepbrother's friends had a good idea. They bought kid-sized spider-man and superman costumes (they were in their 20s), it looked hilarious.
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hahah wow! I think I'm going to stick with something clever/funny such as Joe the Plumber/doppler effect
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Sorry!! No free beers flowing here…….
Was getting bored so thought of asking you guys your favorite brand/ brands of beer.
We don’t have a icon for beer in our forum, but can have a thread now.
Will start with mine:
Kingfisher Strong
Jeva is pretty good
dam a favourite that for me is pretty hard but have to say Asahi has to be my favourite or czech budweiser. One of them.
Always had a taste for Heineken or selected micro-brews, myself. Or when I was poor Coors Lite
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Leon, the best Mexican beer!
Dark
$1.50USD for 1 liter bottle
And yes, corona is not close as good to this one!! just more popular...
Hmm i like Heineken crisp taste...
such a drag, its still imported in my place. (way costly)
What the heck...
today is friday... and i am sitting in my office.... talking of beer...when i should go and have one...Guess its about time
Cheers to every one!!
I think so!!! all is about time..
lets drink some Bohemias or Indios or or or...
OH YEAH!!!!
COOL!!!
Pour me an AMSTEL!
Kingfisher Strong
best beer ever
Let me leave this here:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/trouble-brewing-p1.php
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...sult&cd=1&q=beer+turns+men+into+women&spell=1
galaxys said:
Pour me an AMSTEL!
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Served by her...
Si Señor!!
Arguably my most favourite sign, ever.
Well as my name is STELLAdel there can only be one for me...
STELLA ARTOIS
P.S. The name came about because everytime I went in the pub the first question was Stella Del?
http://www.stelladel.com
One more which i used to like in my college days due to its low cost and high alcohol content , of which i am sure almost no one wud have heard the name,
"Black Fort".
Noup never heard it...
In fact here most of beer never heard ever before...
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One more which i used to like in my college days due to its low cost and high alcohol content , of which i am sure almost no one wud have heard the name,
"Black Fort".
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anyone know if this is like red stripe in the uk?? As it sounds pretty similar part from high alcohol content maybe, also what do you mean by high?
Any cross-continental students around?? lol
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In fact here most of beer never heard ever before...
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Sure someone from Lituania (for example) also has never heard about Bohemia or León
Globalization Paisa!
Abita Amber, brewed locally in Louisiana and distributed across most of the southeast (USA).
Can get it online at samswine.com if you would like to try
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anyone know if this is like red stripe in the uk?? As it sounds pretty similar part from high alcohol content maybe, also what do you mean by high?
Any cross-continental students around?? lol
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Chris, Normally beers at my place will have alcohol contents in range of 4.5% v/v to 8% v/v. I dont remember exact content of Black Fort but it used to be some where neer 10%. It had a very watery taste, didnt like it. Only thing is that it made u high quickly
Ok, they say gentlemen prefer blondes. Me personally, a red head woman does it for me, but whats yours?
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Brunette...and curly hair just seals the deal. I have a weakness for those.
my wife
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blond hair with brown eyebrows ....
also RL scene gurls age 18+ .... computer pics cant compare too RL scene chicks with the proper clothes to go with it
altho the scene way i look on weekends i cant complain either
Ain't about hair color to me.
If I'm being superficial about a girl, there's other things I look for first lol
Blondes
Do you wanna see one of the hottest chicks alive?
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8370/photo1234.png
Austin021296 said:
Blondes
Do you wanna see one of the hottest chicks alive?
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she got a nice tan
No real personal preference for me. It's about the whole package.
That little bit of crack is hot.
good day.
souljaboy said:
she got a nice tan
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Very nice tan
Dragging knuckles can be a turn off lol
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Lucky for me I can have any hair color... The wife is not opposed to "dressing up"!
I have no real preference either.
As long as their hair is nice, colour doesn't matter.
I've always had blue eyed girlfriends though... Weird
Buickguy said:
The wife is not opposed to "dressing up"!
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Ill take things, "xda members didn't need to know" for $500. Alex.
good day.
souljaboy said:
she got a nice tan
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shame I am a vegetarian
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shame I am a vegetarian
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Vegi? GTFO!
I was a vegi for 17 years. And now I eat meat like a lion (funny thing is I'm 17 years old)
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Vegi? GTFO!
I was a vegi for 17 years. And now I eat meat like a lion (funny thing is I'm 17 years old)
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Aha lol in have no real preference but if ther hair is grey, it a no
Black or brunette, why do girls hate android? mine gf wants an blackberry/iPhone now...
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Prefer anyone that reminds me of Angelina Jolie!
Black/dark brown with brown eyes and tanned skin.
Personally have never seen the whole Angelina Jolie appeal though....
Divorcing (long story...). So, I'm up for any color, really!
Why is it that when I have to sneez real bad, the only solution is to stare up into the sky at a flaming ball of gas we call the sun? Don't get me wrong, it works, but do I really have to risk blindness just for the sweet release of my 60mph spit? There is no worse feeling then a trapped sneez, I agree, but I'm 26 and I have glasses as thick as Coke bottles (For you younger ones, Coke bottles used to be made of thick glass) Then again, I have watched a few solar eclipses' in my day, so that could be caused by a pre existing condition. Never the less, it works so I'll keep chasing that euphoric feeling of nirvana I get from the ever so good feeling of sneezing. Damned if its night time, but otherwise thank you Mr. Sun, thank you!! (No problem Mike, but I'm over here)
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Why is it that when I have to sneez real bad, the only solution is to stare up into the sky at a flaming ball of gas we call the sun? Don't get me wrong, it works, but do I really have to risk blindness just for the sweet release of my 60mph spit? There is no worse feeling then a trapped sneez, I agree, but I'm 26 and I have glasses as thick as Coke bottles (For you younger ones, Coke bottles used to be made of thick glass) Then again, I have watched a few solar eclipses' in my day, so that could be caused by a pre existing condition. Never the less, it works so I'll keep chasing that euphoric feeling of nirvana I get from the ever so good feeling of sneezing. Damned if its night time, but otherwise thank you Mr. Sun, thank you!! (No problem Mike, but I'm over here)
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You can also hold the bridge of your nose.
ever tried closing your eyes ?
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That too.
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he's doing it wrong
souljaboy said:
he's doing it wrong
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lulz... I didn't know my nose has a death grip.
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MY 2000TH POST!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Congratulations!!.. and it's on my topic!... Winning!
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I stare at the sun when I try to sneeze too! My girlfriend thinks its the weirdest thing but I knew I had a brother out there somewhere!
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My girlfriend threw me
What's wrong with sneezing?
hold breath
Why don't you just sneeze?
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The aesthete in me hates it...but the geek within is impressed
http://www.androidcentral.com/android-powered-imwatch-knows-what-time-it
Edit: Apologies for going all on-topic in Off-Topic. I should to be punished...
Oooo la la... much sexier in Black:
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I'd rock it
Not bad is it?
Problem is i'd be taking this off to wear it:
And that never comes off!!
I've just got a fossil band on. Need a watch but all of em nowadays are huge and gawdy. Like they were made for an 8 ft tall rapper.
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I've just got a fossil band on. Need a watch but all of em nowadays are huge and gawdy. Like they were made for an 8 ft tall rapper.
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Lol, oversized watches look ridiculous. Better than i had as a kid though:
They will never top the awesomeness that was the original casio calculator watch...
Id' be a little concerned about being beaten up for being such a massive geek if someone noticed me checking emails on my watch
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Lol, oversized watches look ridiculous. Better than i had as a kid though:
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Haha true statement. Especially if one has small wrists
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They will never top the awesomeness that was the original casio calculator watch...
Id' be a little concerned about being beaten up for being such a massive geek if someone noticed me checking emails on my watch
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I know what you mean. It wouldn't last a minute around here without some chav chewing your arm off to get it. Nobody has ever made a play for my Tag though, which i used to worry about. Now i'd use it as excuse to get the newer model that's in the picture i posted before. (Or an Omega...but the one i like is ~£3000)
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Haha true statement. Especially if one has small wrists
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I used to wreck and lose these things so much that I stopped wearing watches by the time I was in 7th grade. The worst were the ones that were labeled "Water resistant up to 10 meters!" I would wear it in the pool the first chance I got. Ruined.
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I used to wreck and lose these things so much that I stopped wearing watches by the time I was in 7th grade. The worst were the ones that were labeled "Water resistant up to 10 meters!" I would wear it in the pool the first chance I got. Ruined.
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Yeah, their marketing department were lying bastards! I lost many a good Casio like this.
The best one i had was back ~1984. It has a side scrolling space invaders style game on it. I used to trade people in class one go for a pack of crisps at lunchtime.
I would start with bamboo splinters under their fingernails and then wire cutters to pinch pieces of them off while spraying acid into their eyes. Then I would give them a good old fasioned flogging and cover them in salt. I would mutilate every bone in their body, slowly breaking them one by one with a hammer, then throw them into a culdern of boiling oil and watch them burn until I was satisfied with the pain I inflicted. Finally after removing them from the oil and peeling off all their skin I would allow them to succumb to infection and die of septicemia. I would then defile their body with my fecies, and feed them to pigs. F**king Ubuntu!
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tl;dr
Cool story bro
Talk about sadists!
If you are too stupid for Linux, don't use Linux.
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You just hurt my Ubuntu's feelings, say SORRY!
lol what did it do??
MacaronyMax said:
You just hurt my Ubuntu's feelings, say SORRY!
lol what did it do??
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It won't install on his iPhone.
wtf bro.....
Needed to vent, but seriously!.... Ubuntu and I are not getting along right now.
But what problems do you have with it?
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But what problems do you have with it?
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I am trying to create a boot.img for a kernel that I just mod'ed. This is my first time using Ubuntu and I am getting so frustrated trying to figure it out.
I see, i haven't done that before, so i can't really help you, but have you asked for help in ubuntuforums.org?
LordManhattan said:
I see, i haven't done that before, so i can't really help you, but have you asked for help in ubuntuforums.org?
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No, I will figure it out I am sure. Just gotta get with the learning curve. I thought that figuring out the C++ to mod the kernel was the hard part, now this... lol.
You're so ignorant
Trust me, I've been there and Ubuntu won't give up without a fight to the death!
jaszek said:
You're so ignorant
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You're so Polish
-SGA- said:
You're so Polish
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Actually I am. I have one large flag, one small flag and a scarf hanging in my room. I also tend to speak in Polish a lot.
jaszek said:
Actually I am. I have one large flag, one small flag and a scarf hanging in my room. I also tend to speak in Polish a lot.
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lol. That's cool