Ah-Ah-Ahhh-Choooooo!!!! - Off-topic

Why is it that when I have to sneez real bad, the only solution is to stare up into the sky at a flaming ball of gas we call the sun? Don't get me wrong, it works, but do I really have to risk blindness just for the sweet release of my 60mph spit? There is no worse feeling then a trapped sneez, I agree, but I'm 26 and I have glasses as thick as Coke bottles (For you younger ones, Coke bottles used to be made of thick glass) Then again, I have watched a few solar eclipses' in my day, so that could be caused by a pre existing condition. Never the less, it works so I'll keep chasing that euphoric feeling of nirvana I get from the ever so good feeling of sneezing. Damned if its night time, but otherwise thank you Mr. Sun, thank you!! (No problem Mike, but I'm over here)

wasscomedy said:
Why is it that when I have to sneez real bad, the only solution is to stare up into the sky at a flaming ball of gas we call the sun? Don't get me wrong, it works, but do I really have to risk blindness just for the sweet release of my 60mph spit? There is no worse feeling then a trapped sneez, I agree, but I'm 26 and I have glasses as thick as Coke bottles (For you younger ones, Coke bottles used to be made of thick glass) Then again, I have watched a few solar eclipses' in my day, so that could be caused by a pre existing condition. Never the less, it works so I'll keep chasing that euphoric feeling of nirvana I get from the ever so good feeling of sneezing. Damned if its night time, but otherwise thank you Mr. Sun, thank you!! (No problem Mike, but I'm over here)
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You can also hold the bridge of your nose.

ever tried closing your eyes ?

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Purple Drama Llama said:
That too.
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he's doing it wrong

souljaboy said:
he's doing it wrong
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lulz... I didn't know my nose has a death grip.

Purple Drama Llama said:
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Congratulations!!.. and it's on my topic!... Winning!
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I stare at the sun when I try to sneeze too! My girlfriend thinks its the weirdest thing but I knew I had a brother out there somewhere!
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My girlfriend threw me

What's wrong with sneezing?

hold breath

Why don't you just sneeze?
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Beer!!

Sorry!! No free beers flowing here…….
Was getting bored so thought of asking you guys your favorite brand/ brands of beer.
We don’t have a icon for beer in our forum, but can have a thread now.
Will start with mine:
Kingfisher Strong
Jeva is pretty good
dam a favourite that for me is pretty hard but have to say Asahi has to be my favourite or czech budweiser. One of them.
Always had a taste for Heineken or selected micro-brews, myself. Or when I was poor Coors Lite
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Leon, the best Mexican beer!
Dark
$1.50USD for 1 liter bottle
And yes, corona is not close as good to this one!! just more popular...
Hmm i like Heineken crisp taste...
such a drag, its still imported in my place. (way costly)
What the heck...
today is friday... and i am sitting in my office.... talking of beer...when i should go and have one...Guess its about time
Cheers to every one!!
I think so!!! all is about time..
lets drink some Bohemias or Indios or or or...
OH YEAH!!!!
COOL!!!
Pour me an AMSTEL!
Kingfisher Strong
best beer ever
Let me leave this here:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/trouble-brewing-p1.php
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...sult&cd=1&q=beer+turns+men+into+women&spell=1
galaxys said:
Pour me an AMSTEL!
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Served by her...
Si Señor!!
Arguably my most favourite sign, ever.
Well as my name is STELLAdel there can only be one for me...
STELLA ARTOIS
P.S. The name came about because everytime I went in the pub the first question was Stella Del?
http://www.stelladel.com
One more which i used to like in my college days due to its low cost and high alcohol content , of which i am sure almost no one wud have heard the name,
"Black Fort".
Noup never heard it...
In fact here most of beer never heard ever before...
nimish_fun said:
One more which i used to like in my college days due to its low cost and high alcohol content , of which i am sure almost no one wud have heard the name,
"Black Fort".
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anyone know if this is like red stripe in the uk?? As it sounds pretty similar part from high alcohol content maybe, also what do you mean by high?
Any cross-continental students around?? lol
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In fact here most of beer never heard ever before...
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Sure someone from Lituania (for example) also has never heard about Bohemia or León
Globalization Paisa!
Abita Amber, brewed locally in Louisiana and distributed across most of the southeast (USA).
Can get it online at samswine.com if you would like to try
chris10230 said:
anyone know if this is like red stripe in the uk?? As it sounds pretty similar part from high alcohol content maybe, also what do you mean by high?
Any cross-continental students around?? lol
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Chris, Normally beers at my place will have alcohol contents in range of 4.5% v/v to 8% v/v. I dont remember exact content of Black Fort but it used to be some where neer 10%. It had a very watery taste, didnt like it. Only thing is that it made u high quickly

Really easy and funny/cool halloween costume ideas

Hey guys..I'm too lazy to buy anything what's an easy at home creatable funny/cool halloween idea...the more simple it is the better haha....I can't do anything with my hair as I wear a turban for religious reasons lol..Thanks in advance.
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Q: "Excuse me sir, what have you come as?"​
A: "F**k nose"​
Mike​
... now you can't get easier and cheaper than hanging a condom on your nose.... not sure how your religion will view it though​
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LFMAOOO That's hilarious! No problem with religion there! However, my school might not like it! Any otherideas haha
a chicken suit with a pirates eye patch, vampire teeth and a portable jam dispenser made out from a very very VERY (and i cant stress this enough, you dont to be dispensing soapy jam) well rinsed out soap dispenser. oh and a het like napoleon
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a chicken suit with a pirates eye patch, vampire teeth and a portable jam dispenser made out from a very very VERY (and i cant stress this enough, you dont to be dispensing soapy jam) well rinsed out soap dispenser. oh and a het like napoleon
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LMFAO awesome but too much..call me lazy, but I want something cheap/do it at home..does that make sense? I was going to do business man, but that's not original or funny..unless i could do a spin off of that
Easiest and cheapest would be to go naked and say you're adam. Slightly more expensive would be adding a fig leaf.
Or you could get a t-shirt or overall and paint it with horizontal lines that get closer and closer to each other near the top or bottom or somewhere else. Then say you're the Doppler effect. (Yes I did get that from a tv-show.)
oops, double post, trying to figure out how to delete it now (mods, feel free to do so)
sorry!
flobin said:
easiest and cheapest would be to go naked and say you're adam. Slightly more expensive would be adding a fig leaf.
Or you could get a t-shirt or overall and paint it with horizontal lines that get closer and closer to each other near the top or bottom or somewhere else. Then say you're the doppler effect. (yes i did get that from a tv-show.)
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the big bang theorey great idea
Priceless....enough said....AND most important...you don't have to do anything with your hair!
telegraph0000 said:
Priceless....enough said....AND most important...you don't have to do anything with your hair!
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I kinda like it with the skid mark..lfmaoo jk
My stepbrother's friends had a good idea. They bought kid-sized spider-man and superman costumes (they were in their 20s), it looked hilarious.
flobin said:
My stepbrother's friends had a good idea. They bought kid-sized spider-man and superman costumes (they were in their 20s), it looked hilarious.
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hahah wow! I think I'm going to stick with something clever/funny such as Joe the Plumber/doppler effect

Preference

Ok, they say gentlemen prefer blondes. Me personally, a red head woman does it for me, but whats yours?
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Brunette...and curly hair just seals the deal. I have a weakness for those.
my wife
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blond hair with brown eyebrows ....
also RL scene gurls age 18+ .... computer pics cant compare too RL scene chicks with the proper clothes to go with it
altho the scene way i look on weekends i cant complain either
Ain't about hair color to me.
If I'm being superficial about a girl, there's other things I look for first lol
Blondes
Do you wanna see one of the hottest chicks alive?
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8370/photo1234.png
Austin021296 said:
Blondes
Do you wanna see one of the hottest chicks alive?
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she got a nice tan
No real personal preference for me. It's about the whole package.
That little bit of crack is hot.
good day.
souljaboy said:
she got a nice tan
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Very nice tan
Dragging knuckles can be a turn off lol
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Lucky for me I can have any hair color... The wife is not opposed to "dressing up"!
I have no real preference either.
As long as their hair is nice, colour doesn't matter.
I've always had blue eyed girlfriends though... Weird
Buickguy said:
The wife is not opposed to "dressing up"!
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Ill take things, "xda members didn't need to know" for $500. Alex.
good day.
souljaboy said:
she got a nice tan
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shame I am a vegetarian
!PANDA said:
shame I am a vegetarian
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Vegi? GTFO!
I was a vegi for 17 years. And now I eat meat like a lion (funny thing is I'm 17 years old)
lonelykatana said:
Vegi? GTFO!
I was a vegi for 17 years. And now I eat meat like a lion (funny thing is I'm 17 years old)
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Aha lol in have no real preference but if ther hair is grey, it a no
Black or brunette, why do girls hate android? mine gf wants an blackberry/iPhone now...
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Prefer anyone that reminds me of Angelina Jolie!
Black/dark brown with brown eyes and tanned skin.
Personally have never seen the whole Angelina Jolie appeal though....
Divorcing (long story...). So, I'm up for any color, really!

I never thought I'd see this:

I remember when I was a little child and I wanted to ride a jet pack to school but I didn't think it would actually happen so soon.
http://martinjetpack.com/
I personally think it looks awesome, but it also seems kind of heavy.
What do you guys think?
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ZOMG. gettin one to cart my lazy ass around ma house.
I'd rather not have n00bs crashing through my roof on a daily basis!
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I'd rather not have n00bs crashing through my roof on a daily basis!
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING I WLD CRASH THROUGH A HOUSE AND BREAK BOTH MY LEGS THEN I WLD BE GETING TRANSPORTED BY MY HELICOPTER AT WORK LMAO!
How much?
Also...your work has a helicopter? Nice
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Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
I was promised a hoverboard via "Back To The Future 2" when I was a kid.... by the time they invent the bloody thing I'll be too old to use one without needing an instant hip replacement.
Not impressed.
Also, yeah jetpack n00bs can only be a very very bad thing.....
You mean this hoverbosrd
http://m.gizmodo.com/5549271/a-real-working-hoverboard-exists
Some progress hopefully since last year xD unless your a boarderthough a board would be difficult
conantroutman said:
Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
I was promised a hoverboard via "Back To The Future 2" when I was a kid.... by the time they invent the bloody thing I'll be too old to use one without needing an instant hip replacement.
Not impressed.
Also, yeah jetpack n00bs can only be a very very bad thing.....
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macaronymax said:
how much?
also...your work has a helicopter? Nice :d
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yes we have two helis kinda sucks though bc im responsible for them for 12 hours on my shift lol!
conantroutman said:
Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
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Damn straight! There i was pootling around on my BMX, E.T style, when really i wanted to grab hold of passing cars and be dragged about on a hoverboard, BTTF style!
Perhaps we need more Jiggawatts?
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You will never look at water the same again.

All the footage is from a drop of water seen through a microscope. Enjoy. http://vimeo.com/39784233
WHY did i see that.. I have a bunch of aliens inside me :O
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All that Guy's macro films are amazing. Take the time and watch them all...cool stuff.
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tomsteel1 said:
So err. When does my stomach rip open and little aliens fly out?
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Tomorrow.
The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.
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The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.
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so, your saying our brain cell is like a universe?
jaszek said:
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Doesn't surprise me at all. Big is little. We're all made out of me.
Oh cool because I just drunk some water...
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thank me.. please
jaszek said:
Tomorrow.
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WIll be prepared
Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water
Hmm....nope, still want to look and drink water
Scumbag moderators thanking people in OT.
That scared me.
Oh and thank you very much Esquire jaszek.
omario8484 said:
Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water
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Stop bumping old threads, noob
Thank You. I will resort to using beer rather than water now.
This is likely water from a pond or something. Not drinking water. And most of those things are harmless.
Looks delicious. I don't see the issue.
Cry, Benihime!
I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...
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I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...
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Lol srsly!? First they are bonded chemically. Second, we are surrounded by microscopic life. Water in particular. No worries though, most are harmless and your immune system handles most of them.
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