You will never look at water the same again. - Off-topic

All the footage is from a drop of water seen through a microscope. Enjoy. http://vimeo.com/39784233

WHY did i see that.. I have a bunch of aliens inside me :O
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All that Guy's macro films are amazing. Take the time and watch them all...cool stuff.
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tomsteel1 said:
So err. When does my stomach rip open and little aliens fly out?
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Tomorrow.

The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.

Archer said:
The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.
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jaszek said:
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so, your saying our brain cell is like a universe?

jaszek said:
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Doesn't surprise me at all. Big is little. We're all made out of me.

Oh cool because I just drunk some water...
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jaszek said:
Tomorrow.
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WIll be prepared

Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water

Hmm....nope, still want to look and drink water

Scumbag moderators thanking people in OT.

That scared me.
Oh and thank you very much Esquire jaszek.

omario8484 said:
Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water
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Stop bumping old threads, noob

Thank You. I will resort to using beer rather than water now.

This is likely water from a pond or something. Not drinking water. And most of those things are harmless.

Looks delicious. I don't see the issue.
Cry, Benihime!

I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...

ArmorD said:
I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...
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Lol srsly!? First they are bonded chemically. Second, we are surrounded by microscopic life. Water in particular. No worries though, most are harmless and your immune system handles most of them.
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UFO Over Pasadena High School (Recorded With NEXUS ONE)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0utdEZd65Kc
Came back from a concert and I saw a huge red and blue object moving.
Forget the UFO, you run a Kobe camp??
Yeah... do some research on project bluebeam. You'll be seeing a lot more 'UFO's' in the coming years I think.
jamesyb0i said:
Yeah... do some research on project bluebeam. You'll be seeing a lot more 'UFO's' in the coming years I think.
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*sigh* REALLY?
If the N1 had native HD recording we'd know for sure....*sigh*
Santoro said:
*sigh* REALLY?
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No that was sarcasm, I don't believe in Aliens
I don't know what to believe anymore,
there are proven data that the US are genetically engineering green men that looks like aliens
And was pretty confused after watching a video on youtube called The 2012 Enigma
the men in black will now come neurolize you. Nice to know you.
nrfitchett4 said:
the men in black will now come neurolize you. Nice to know you.
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Grr... And all us too
Pasadena? You must love Big Bang Theory! Haha.
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UFO thread
Well true or false we can use this thread in case another member have a close encounter with UFO or stuff like that
Yeah, we are looking for a nerd with aluminium foil on his head, lol
Hahahaha!!!
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Yeah, we are looking for a nerd with aluminium foil on his head, lol
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
C0dy said:
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha. i damn near fell out my chair and spit out my drink when i saw this. too funny.
15 minutes and still loling
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Well true or false we can use this thread in case another member have a close encounter with UFO or stuff like that
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Yeah or we can just have it moved to the UFO forum.. or even another sister site called Ufo-developers
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Lol!
Hahaha
UFO-devs
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Yeah or we can just have it moved to the UFO forum.. or even another sister site called Ufo-developers
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Ah-Ah-Ahhh-Choooooo!!!!

Why is it that when I have to sneez real bad, the only solution is to stare up into the sky at a flaming ball of gas we call the sun? Don't get me wrong, it works, but do I really have to risk blindness just for the sweet release of my 60mph spit? There is no worse feeling then a trapped sneez, I agree, but I'm 26 and I have glasses as thick as Coke bottles (For you younger ones, Coke bottles used to be made of thick glass) Then again, I have watched a few solar eclipses' in my day, so that could be caused by a pre existing condition. Never the less, it works so I'll keep chasing that euphoric feeling of nirvana I get from the ever so good feeling of sneezing. Damned if its night time, but otherwise thank you Mr. Sun, thank you!! (No problem Mike, but I'm over here)
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Why is it that when I have to sneez real bad, the only solution is to stare up into the sky at a flaming ball of gas we call the sun? Don't get me wrong, it works, but do I really have to risk blindness just for the sweet release of my 60mph spit? There is no worse feeling then a trapped sneez, I agree, but I'm 26 and I have glasses as thick as Coke bottles (For you younger ones, Coke bottles used to be made of thick glass) Then again, I have watched a few solar eclipses' in my day, so that could be caused by a pre existing condition. Never the less, it works so I'll keep chasing that euphoric feeling of nirvana I get from the ever so good feeling of sneezing. Damned if its night time, but otherwise thank you Mr. Sun, thank you!! (No problem Mike, but I'm over here)
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You can also hold the bridge of your nose.
ever tried closing your eyes ?
MY 2000TH POST!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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That too.
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he's doing it wrong
souljaboy said:
he's doing it wrong
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lulz... I didn't know my nose has a death grip.
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MY 2000TH POST!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Congratulations!!.. and it's on my topic!... Winning!
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I stare at the sun when I try to sneeze too! My girlfriend thinks its the weirdest thing but I knew I had a brother out there somewhere!
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My girlfriend threw me
What's wrong with sneezing?
hold breath
Why don't you just sneeze?
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If Ubuntu was a person I would murder them right now!

I would start with bamboo splinters under their fingernails and then wire cutters to pinch pieces of them off while spraying acid into their eyes. Then I would give them a good old fasioned flogging and cover them in salt. I would mutilate every bone in their body, slowly breaking them one by one with a hammer, then throw them into a culdern of boiling oil and watch them burn until I was satisfied with the pain I inflicted. Finally after removing them from the oil and peeling off all their skin I would allow them to succumb to infection and die of septicemia. I would then defile their body with my fecies, and feed them to pigs. F**king Ubuntu!
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tl;dr
Cool story bro
Talk about sadists!
If you are too stupid for Linux, don't use Linux.
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You just hurt my Ubuntu's feelings, say SORRY!
lol what did it do??
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You just hurt my Ubuntu's feelings, say SORRY!
lol what did it do??
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It won't install on his iPhone.

			
				
wtf bro.....
Needed to vent, but seriously!.... Ubuntu and I are not getting along right now.
But what problems do you have with it?
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But what problems do you have with it?
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I am trying to create a boot.img for a kernel that I just mod'ed. This is my first time using Ubuntu and I am getting so frustrated trying to figure it out.
I see, i haven't done that before, so i can't really help you, but have you asked for help in ubuntuforums.org?
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I see, i haven't done that before, so i can't really help you, but have you asked for help in ubuntuforums.org?
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No, I will figure it out I am sure. Just gotta get with the learning curve. I thought that figuring out the C++ to mod the kernel was the hard part, now this... lol.
You're so ignorant
Trust me, I've been there and Ubuntu won't give up without a fight to the death!
jaszek said:
You're so ignorant
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You're so Polish
-SGA- said:
You're so Polish
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Actually I am. I have one large flag, one small flag and a scarf hanging in my room. I also tend to speak in Polish a lot.
jaszek said:
Actually I am. I have one large flag, one small flag and a scarf hanging in my room. I also tend to speak in Polish a lot.
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lol. That's cool

Too freakin funny news caster from last night

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/17932...-worth-accident-on-i-20#.T6AVFC0zwnw.facebook
Watch the video. Sad story I know. But the ending is absolutely hilarious. Had me and my mom crying we were laughing so hard. I can't believe they put the video up!
Maybe I missed something? Though she sounded completely retarded when talking about the driveshaft cutting the brakelines. I lul'd a bit there.
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Maybe I missed something? Though she sounded completely retarded when talking about the driveshaft cutting the brakelines. I lul'd a bit there.
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The buger hanging from the cops nose and reporter's face at the end when they cut back to her
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The buger hanging from the cops nose and reporter's face at the end when they cut back to her
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Rewatching
Edit: Bwwhahahahahahahaba....how did I miss that?! Her face is priceless.
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The Booger Cop
The Reaction!!
^ well played sir.
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That dam thing has it's own shadow!
Can someone pull the video so we can post it to youtube before they yank it off the web?
I think the boogie even has its own badge.
Seems like he picked the right job though. His last name means "servant" in English.
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Got it up on YouTube now
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Got it up on YouTube now
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Noice! Love the title.
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I may send the bugger pic to the Fort Worth PD. It will get passed around to all of his co-workers. I just won't be able to visit there for a while.
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I may send the bogger pic to the Fort Worth PD. It will get around to all of his Co workers. I just won't be able to visit there for a while.
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You from around here? Watch it be some growth that he's had all his life. My dad would've cut that off with his pocket knife when I came out with that. That's horrible. Could he not feel the Washington Monument hanging from his nostrils?
Just across the LA state line on I-20. I get to Dallas a couple of times a year.
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Just across the LA state line on I-20. I get to Dallas a couple of times a year.
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You really are in bfe haha
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Carnivore, Omnivore, or Herbivore

Welcome ladies, gents, and trolls. Lets play Carnivore, Omnivore, or Herbivore!
To play you simply need to state if you are a:
Carnivore - "Hello mister fluffy animal. Look at you sitting there all fluffy and cute. No one would ever eat you because you are cute and fluffy! Just kidding! NOM NOM NOM!"
Omnivore - "Me, I'll eat anything. Plants, animals, and occasionally very small rocks. I'm not picky if it's tasty I will eat it. Sure I weigh 300lbs but hey that's just because I have a hearty appetite and will eat anything."
Herbivore - "I could never eat anything with a face, mainly because things with faces can fight back. No, I prefer to eat innocent and defenseless plants. Plus another good thing about killing and eating plants is the fact that they can't scream or cry for help, so I can kill them all day long and no one would ever know."
So which one are you?
First Vote! I eat everything except desserts which are soaked in sugar.
Oh...I forgot to answer, lol, I too am an Omnivore. Though I did try out the carnivore lifestyle for a bit, my insides didn't thank me for it.
Omnivore. But I'm not 300lbs like the example says lol
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600 pound omnivore here.
JK I weigh 150
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QuantumFoam said:
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Don't make me eat you.
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Congrats dude, you didn't get that one from me!
Oh, and to contribute to the thread...I'll eat damn near anything if I put enough hot sauce on it. And I haven't gained a pound in 15+ years. Woot.
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StormMcCloud said:
Don't make me eat you.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Congrats dude, you didn't get that one from me!
Oh, and to contribute to the thread...I'll eat damn near anything if I put enough hot sauce on it. And I haven't gained a pound in 15+ years. Woot.
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U spoke too soon. Lol.
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U spoke too soon. Lol.
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Lame bro. Same pic in 2 threads in under 30 mins.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Lame bro. Same pic in 2 threads in under 30 mins.
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What can I say? It's an awesome pic

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