http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/17932...-worth-accident-on-i-20#.T6AVFC0zwnw.facebook
Watch the video. Sad story I know. But the ending is absolutely hilarious. Had me and my mom crying we were laughing so hard. I can't believe they put the video up!
Maybe I missed something? Though she sounded completely retarded when talking about the driveshaft cutting the brakelines. I lul'd a bit there.
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Maybe I missed something? Though she sounded completely retarded when talking about the driveshaft cutting the brakelines. I lul'd a bit there.
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The buger hanging from the cops nose and reporter's face at the end when they cut back to her
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The buger hanging from the cops nose and reporter's face at the end when they cut back to her
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Rewatching
Edit: Bwwhahahahahahahaba....how did I miss that?! Her face is priceless.
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The Booger Cop
The Reaction!!
^ well played sir.
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That dam thing has it's own shadow!
Can someone pull the video so we can post it to youtube before they yank it off the web?
I think the boogie even has its own badge.
Seems like he picked the right job though. His last name means "servant" in English.
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Got it up on YouTube now
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Got it up on YouTube now
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Noice! Love the title.
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I may send the bugger pic to the Fort Worth PD. It will get passed around to all of his co-workers. I just won't be able to visit there for a while.
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I may send the bogger pic to the Fort Worth PD. It will get around to all of his Co workers. I just won't be able to visit there for a while.
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You from around here? Watch it be some growth that he's had all his life. My dad would've cut that off with his pocket knife when I came out with that. That's horrible. Could he not feel the Washington Monument hanging from his nostrils?
Just across the LA state line on I-20. I get to Dallas a couple of times a year.
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Just across the LA state line on I-20. I get to Dallas a couple of times a year.
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You really are in bfe haha
* iTouched Epic
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What Ebooks you want to download on your Android device?
Already have the next Terry Pratchett Discworld book on pre-order. (Kindle Edition for my phone, of course!)
iirc it's a City Watch story, which are the best ones.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse.And Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is on holiday in the pleasant and innocent countryside, but not for him a mere body in the wardrobe. There are many, many bodies and an ancient crime more terrible than murder.He is out of his jurisdiction, out of his depth, out of bacon sandwiches, and occasionally snookered and out of his mind, but never out of guile. Where there is a crime there must be a finding, there must be a chase and there must be a punishment. They say that in the end all sins are forgiven.But not quite all... "
I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
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conantroutman said:
I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?
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Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?
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Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
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Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
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Lol, i'm too soft to moderate...
This is me:
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This is what i'd need to be:
..and i'd need the arm strength for this:
..or this:
Boy kills man. Amazing book. <3.
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I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?
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I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?
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I have the pop up version. Bit messy though.....
Dirk, I can assure you that after witnessing some of the absolute fail that permeates this place the hulk would be no match for you. (And that's just OT )
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All the footage is from a drop of water seen through a microscope. Enjoy. http://vimeo.com/39784233
WHY did i see that.. I have a bunch of aliens inside me :O
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All that Guy's macro films are amazing. Take the time and watch them all...cool stuff.
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So err. When does my stomach rip open and little aliens fly out?
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Tomorrow.
The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.
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The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.
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so, your saying our brain cell is like a universe?
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Doesn't surprise me at all. Big is little. We're all made out of me.
Oh cool because I just drunk some water...
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Tomorrow.
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WIll be prepared
Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water
Hmm....nope, still want to look and drink water
Scumbag moderators thanking people in OT.
That scared me.
Oh and thank you very much Esquire jaszek.
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Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water
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Stop bumping old threads, noob
Thank You. I will resort to using beer rather than water now.
This is likely water from a pond or something. Not drinking water. And most of those things are harmless.
Looks delicious. I don't see the issue.
Cry, Benihime!
I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...
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I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...
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Lol srsly!? First they are bonded chemically. Second, we are surrounded by microscopic life. Water in particular. No worries though, most are harmless and your immune system handles most of them.
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This is a photo of my 8-month old son, Manny, taken a couple weeks ago with our trusty Rebel T3.
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He really wants to win a photo contest If you've got a spare minute, click the link below and "like" the photo. We have until Monday at 4:00 PM Pacific!
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=331954693533615&set=a.319038531491898.75206.147819195280500&type=3&theater
Thanks for all your help!
(Moderators, after reading the forum rules, I think this is okay. If not, please delete the post)
Sorry, I am not a fan of boy babies.
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sweet baby...
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Sorry, I am not a fan of boy babies.
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LOL!
my baby is cuter
I hate it when people write stuff like "he wants to win a contest". No he doesn't. He's a baby. He doesn't even understand why you are putting rabbit ears on him and making him sit so you take photos. Now this is what I call baby exploitation.
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Jaszek, that's why I put a wink after that statement. Its tongue-in-cheek... obviously, we are the ones who want to win the contest. I know he doesn't know what's going on around him right now, but I do know that he's a happy, bubbly boy and we're doing a great job raising him. If we win, the money will go towards plane tickets to visit his grandparents on the east coast, so they can see him for only the second time since his birth.
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I hope you are putting aside a fund to pay for the therapist he will need later in life because his parents used to dress him up in stupid costumes and post his picture everywhere on the internets.
BTW you did notice that he has drool running halfway down his body when you choosethat pic didn't you?
Give the OP a break people. Vote or not, no need to bash the guy.
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Give the OP a break people. Vote or not, no need to bash the guy.
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Hey, I bashed first. Haha
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LordManhattan said:
Give the OP a break people. Vote or not, no need to bash the guy.
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Here here........
Please don't troll the children.
(or I will arrest you)
Jas got a free thanks. :banghead:
Cute baby.
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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Jas got a free thanks. :banghead:
Cute baby.
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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It's how I get all my thanks. truestory.jpg
EDIT: This was the 3000th post for me
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Welcome ladies, gents, and trolls. Lets play Carnivore, Omnivore, or Herbivore!
To play you simply need to state if you are a:
Carnivore - "Hello mister fluffy animal. Look at you sitting there all fluffy and cute. No one would ever eat you because you are cute and fluffy! Just kidding! NOM NOM NOM!"
Omnivore - "Me, I'll eat anything. Plants, animals, and occasionally very small rocks. I'm not picky if it's tasty I will eat it. Sure I weigh 300lbs but hey that's just because I have a hearty appetite and will eat anything."
Herbivore - "I could never eat anything with a face, mainly because things with faces can fight back. No, I prefer to eat innocent and defenseless plants. Plus another good thing about killing and eating plants is the fact that they can't scream or cry for help, so I can kill them all day long and no one would ever know."
So which one are you?
First Vote! I eat everything except desserts which are soaked in sugar.
Oh...I forgot to answer, lol, I too am an Omnivore. Though I did try out the carnivore lifestyle for a bit, my insides didn't thank me for it.
Omnivore. But I'm not 300lbs like the example says lol
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600 pound omnivore here.
JK I weigh 150
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Don't make me eat you.
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Congrats dude, you didn't get that one from me!
Oh, and to contribute to the thread...I'll eat damn near anything if I put enough hot sauce on it. And I haven't gained a pound in 15+ years. Woot.
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Don't make me eat you.
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Congrats dude, you didn't get that one from me!
Oh, and to contribute to the thread...I'll eat damn near anything if I put enough hot sauce on it. And I haven't gained a pound in 15+ years. Woot.
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U spoke too soon. Lol.
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U spoke too soon. Lol.
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Lame bro. Same pic in 2 threads in under 30 mins.
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Lame bro. Same pic in 2 threads in under 30 mins.
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What can I say? It's an awesome pic
I just got trolled hard... http://bit.ly/VSPkny ...youve been warned
Fu&k dude i almost jumped outa my chair lmfao! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: my coworkers were like what the fu&k was that :laugh::laugh::laugh:
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Fu&k dude i almost jumped outa my chair lmfao! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: my coworkers were like what the fu&k was that :laugh::laugh::laugh:
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hahahah lol nice I found it on FB it had no words I clicked on it I swear my head almost flew off like the rock'em sock'em robots and i almost shat bricks.
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hahahah lol nice I found it on FB it had no words I clicked on it I swear my head almost flew off like the rock'em sock'em robots and i almost shat bricks.
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same thing with me im awake now lol
I was already awake but now I know im not going to sleep anytime soon lolz
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same thing with me im awake now lol
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Im sitting next to fleurdelisxliv and that mofo jumped big time.... scared me a little too lol. :highfive:
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I was already awake but now I know im not going to sleep anytime soon lolz
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i was just sitting here waiting for my two more hours of work to go peaceful then this lol
I'm ready on this sh*t, so I turned off sound.
What is it? I'm scared to click it
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Dont be its FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually it just won't work on my phone
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Geez man! Oh sh!t... I had my headphones on the loudest setting... You did scare the he'll outta me man. Cheers...
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Trend Micro does not trust your site...
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Trend Micro does not trust your site...
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Avast and your mom don't have a problem with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously though its safe no one else has reported an incident.
Well see what malwarebytes' says
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It was the same for me, because I turned off sound, and I saw a lot of internet.
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Looks like you were half scared half to death!!
I was listening to music with my headphones and didn't turn it down. Now my ears are bleeding,
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It was the same for me, because I turned off sound, and I saw a lot of internet.
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I had the sound on. I've seen too much stuff on the internet. I'm rarely affected by this stuff.