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Which actress would you want to bone the most??!!

Out of all the actresses in the movie industry, which one takes that number one spot on the hit list?

Vinnie Jones.......... oh.............. wait....
Wrong thread...........
Actually, wait a minute....... yeah Vinnie Jones

Whatever one is DTF.

daddij said:
Out of all the actresses in the movie industry, which one takes that number one spot on the hit list?
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I'd like to take my car and t-bone Rebecca Black in 2009, before she even thought of releasing that video. Now I have nightmares on Friday... wait... it is Friday....
Friday... Friday... Friday... Friday... Friday... Friday...
Fun?

sakai4eva said:
I'd like to take my car and t-bone Rebecca Black in 2009, before she even thought of releasing that video. Now I have nightmares on Friday... wait... it is Friday....
Friday... Friday... Friday... Friday... Friday... Friday...
Fun?
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Also, Meagan Fox
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jaszek said:
Also, Meagan Fox
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Thank God it's the Fifteenth!

Emma Stone. The nerdy kind of hot chick that I probably would have a chance with if I knew her in real life!
We so excited! We, we so excited!
Partyin' partyin' (YEAH!)

Always had a thing for Milla Jovovich. So yeah.
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It would defo have to be J-Lo for me

Jennifer Aniston!
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mila kunis.
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Ingrid Bergman
Grace Kelly

shes maybe some sort of an actress because of the reality show lol but my vote is for
KIM KARDASHIAN!
WHAT AN AMAZING ASS!!!!!

daddij said:
shes maybe some sort of an actress because of the reality show lol but my vote is for
KIM KARDASHIAN!
WHAT AN AMAZING ASS!!!!!
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Your choice. You know she has a sex tape?
I thought that'd arouse you. Now go find it!

been seen it since it came out haha

Justin Bieber
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA
I would never want HER

idavid_ said:
Justin Bieber
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA
I would never want HER
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Hey, she's underage. Watch out for Chris Hanson.

Scarlet Johanson

idavid_ said:
Justin Bieber
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The amount of times 4Music has played this ************'s songs in the last hour makes me want to kick a small kitten square in the face.

DanWilson said:
The amount of times 4Music has played this ************'s songs in the last hour makes me want to kick a small kitten square in the face.
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Hahahahaha lol I feel your pain

[Q]how to become tall after 18 years?

guys,i m 19 years old and i want to become height......
if you know anyone please help me!!!!

navispidey said:
guys,i m 19 years old and i want to become height......
if you know anyone please help me!!!!
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Hello mate and welcome
How tall are you at the moment?

You should sleep with your feet in a gro-bag...
Thats what my parents made do when I was young and now Im huuuuuge

now I am 5.2......

wow thats tough even for xda dev.
Hi.hope you are liking your adventure into adulthood.when I feel to short I just slip on a dress with vertical strips patterns,and some nice 4'' heels.
You could grow some more.my son is soon to be 19 and he just hit another growth spurt. If he gets any taller I will have to stand on a bucket to beat his ass.
Giggles.
Enjoy being a teenager growing up will come to quickly.

M_T_M said:
Hello mate and welcome
How tall are you at the moment?
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now I am 5.2

Almost any physical activity that does not require weight lifting should do. Basketball, baseball, soccer. What you are looking for is to challenge your bones to grow by running and jumping
navispidey said:
now I am 5.2......
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conantroutman said:
You should sleep with your feet in a gro-bag...
Thats what my parents made do when I was young and now Im huuuuuge
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Sure I will try dis one........

Drink lots of milk.
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thanks for your reply..........

6' 3" 19 year old here. You also need some awesome genes ;-) (Or jeans)

conantroutman said:
You should sleep with your feet in a gro-bag...
Thats what my parents made do when I was young and now Im huuuuuge
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*It worked for my *****
*Cactus.

jaszek said:
6' 3" 19 year old here. You also need some awesome genes ;-) (Or jeans)
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hey jeszek thats true,it all depends on genes and growth hormones.....

this is a good site, it has some really good tips
http://www.health4u.com/grow_taller_19_342546352452/

Men stop growing at twenty, women at twenty one.....this is from my doctor
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Eat some wheats

6'3 and I'm only 14. Super tall.
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it's funny how only in the OT, the how to become tall thread turns into how tall are you thread

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Men stop growing at twenty, women at twenty one.....this is from my doctor
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then i must be some kind of freak as apparently I've grown since the last time i checked and I'm 26.....
maybe I'll never stop..... perhaps I'm the B.F.G......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

You will never look at water the same again.

All the footage is from a drop of water seen through a microscope. Enjoy. http://vimeo.com/39784233

WHY did i see that.. I have a bunch of aliens inside me :O
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All that Guy's macro films are amazing. Take the time and watch them all...cool stuff.
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tomsteel1 said:
So err. When does my stomach rip open and little aliens fly out?
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Tomorrow.

The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.

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The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.
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so, your saying our brain cell is like a universe?

jaszek said:
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Doesn't surprise me at all. Big is little. We're all made out of me.

Oh cool because I just drunk some water...
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jaszek said:
Tomorrow.
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WIll be prepared

Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water

Hmm....nope, still want to look and drink water

Scumbag moderators thanking people in OT.

That scared me.
Oh and thank you very much Esquire jaszek.

omario8484 said:
Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water
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Stop bumping old threads, noob

Thank You. I will resort to using beer rather than water now.

This is likely water from a pond or something. Not drinking water. And most of those things are harmless.

Looks delicious. I don't see the issue.
Cry, Benihime!

I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...

ArmorD said:
I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...
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Lol srsly!? First they are bonded chemically. Second, we are surrounded by microscopic life. Water in particular. No worries though, most are harmless and your immune system handles most of them.
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Cutest kid in the world!

This is a photo of my 8-month old son, Manny, taken a couple weeks ago with our trusty Rebel T3.
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He really wants to win a photo contest If you've got a spare minute, click the link below and "like" the photo. We have until Monday at 4:00 PM Pacific!
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=331954693533615&set=a.319038531491898.75206.147819195280500&type=3&theater
Thanks for all your help!
(Moderators, after reading the forum rules, I think this is okay. If not, please delete the post)

Sorry, I am not a fan of boy babies.
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Liked!

sweet baby...

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Sorry, I am not a fan of boy babies.
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LOL!

my baby is cuter

I hate it when people write stuff like "he wants to win a contest". No he doesn't. He's a baby. He doesn't even understand why you are putting rabbit ears on him and making him sit so you take photos. Now this is what I call baby exploitation.
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Jaszek, that's why I put a wink after that statement. Its tongue-in-cheek... obviously, we are the ones who want to win the contest. I know he doesn't know what's going on around him right now, but I do know that he's a happy, bubbly boy and we're doing a great job raising him. If we win, the money will go towards plane tickets to visit his grandparents on the east coast, so they can see him for only the second time since his birth.
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I hope you are putting aside a fund to pay for the therapist he will need later in life because his parents used to dress him up in stupid costumes and post his picture everywhere on the internets.
BTW you did notice that he has drool running halfway down his body when you choosethat pic didn't you?

Give the OP a break people. Vote or not, no need to bash the guy.

LordManhattan said:
Give the OP a break people. Vote or not, no need to bash the guy.
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Hey, I bashed first. Haha
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LordManhattan said:
Give the OP a break people. Vote or not, no need to bash the guy.
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Here here........
Please don't troll the children.
(or I will arrest you)

Jas got a free thanks. :banghead:
Cute baby.
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!

Babydoll25 said:
Jas got a free thanks. :banghead:
Cute baby.
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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It's how I get all my thanks. truestory.jpg
EDIT: This was the 3000th post for me

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Too freakin funny news caster from last night

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/17932...-worth-accident-on-i-20#.T6AVFC0zwnw.facebook
Watch the video. Sad story I know. But the ending is absolutely hilarious. Had me and my mom crying we were laughing so hard. I can't believe they put the video up!

Maybe I missed something? Though she sounded completely retarded when talking about the driveshaft cutting the brakelines. I lul'd a bit there.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Maybe I missed something? Though she sounded completely retarded when talking about the driveshaft cutting the brakelines. I lul'd a bit there.
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The buger hanging from the cops nose and reporter's face at the end when they cut back to her

boborone said:
The buger hanging from the cops nose and reporter's face at the end when they cut back to her
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Rewatching
Edit: Bwwhahahahahahahaba....how did I miss that?! Her face is priceless.
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The Booger Cop
The Reaction!!

^ well played sir.
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That dam thing has it's own shadow!
Can someone pull the video so we can post it to youtube before they yank it off the web?

I think the boogie even has its own badge.
Seems like he picked the right job though. His last name means "servant" in English.
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Got it up on YouTube now

boborone said:
Got it up on YouTube now
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Noice! Love the title.
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I may send the bugger pic to the Fort Worth PD. It will get passed around to all of his co-workers. I just won't be able to visit there for a while.

85gallon said:
I may send the bogger pic to the Fort Worth PD. It will get around to all of his Co workers. I just won't be able to visit there for a while.
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You from around here? Watch it be some growth that he's had all his life. My dad would've cut that off with his pocket knife when I came out with that. That's horrible. Could he not feel the Washington Monument hanging from his nostrils?

Just across the LA state line on I-20. I get to Dallas a couple of times a year.

85gallon said:
Just across the LA state line on I-20. I get to Dallas a couple of times a year.
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You really are in bfe haha
* iTouched Epic