I would start with bamboo splinters under their fingernails and then wire cutters to pinch pieces of them off while spraying acid into their eyes. Then I would give them a good old fasioned flogging and cover them in salt. I would mutilate every bone in their body, slowly breaking them one by one with a hammer, then throw them into a culdern of boiling oil and watch them burn until I was satisfied with the pain I inflicted. Finally after removing them from the oil and peeling off all their skin I would allow them to succumb to infection and die of septicemia. I would then defile their body with my fecies, and feed them to pigs. F**king Ubuntu!
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tl;dr
Cool story bro
Talk about sadists!
If you are too stupid for Linux, don't use Linux.
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You just hurt my Ubuntu's feelings, say SORRY!
lol what did it do??
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You just hurt my Ubuntu's feelings, say SORRY!
lol what did it do??
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It won't install on his iPhone.
wtf bro.....
Needed to vent, but seriously!.... Ubuntu and I are not getting along right now.
But what problems do you have with it?
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But what problems do you have with it?
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I am trying to create a boot.img for a kernel that I just mod'ed. This is my first time using Ubuntu and I am getting so frustrated trying to figure it out.
I see, i haven't done that before, so i can't really help you, but have you asked for help in ubuntuforums.org?
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I see, i haven't done that before, so i can't really help you, but have you asked for help in ubuntuforums.org?
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No, I will figure it out I am sure. Just gotta get with the learning curve. I thought that figuring out the C++ to mod the kernel was the hard part, now this... lol.
You're so ignorant
Trust me, I've been there and Ubuntu won't give up without a fight to the death!
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You're so ignorant
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You're so Polish
-SGA- said:
You're so Polish
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Actually I am. I have one large flag, one small flag and a scarf hanging in my room. I also tend to speak in Polish a lot.
jaszek said:
Actually I am. I have one large flag, one small flag and a scarf hanging in my room. I also tend to speak in Polish a lot.
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lol. That's cool
Related
Sorry guys maybe this useless but I could'nt live witout sharing it to you.
So funny
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that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.
Well cool to show to your friends how stupid the hole iphone/ipad is
lol, made my day!
Now that made me laugh..
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that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.
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Your right...
Lol I am still laughing ten minutes after first reading this post.
lol...me too
they should just skip the imat and go all out with the ifloor, furnish every wall, floor and door in your house with a touchscreen full of pointless ****e!
gone straight on my facebook.
djchubbs said:
gone straight on my facebook.
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lol, same here..
Each one more retarded than the last.. For some reason I actually think this will actually happen.lol
have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)
Chrome and AVG both think the url for that pic is dodgy, so be careful...
Moustafa217 said:
have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)
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You mean... the ipod touch?
I think Mr. Jobs is a marketing genius... I work with a poor fellow who owns all three iDevices... I constantly ask him what can one do that the other can't???
Yeah stupid but hey selling like hot cakes nonetheless.
already know this pic xD i rofld when i saw it the first time, and im rofling now again xD its so awsome xD
just LOOK AT STEVES FACES OMG so amazing XD
Register it!
Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?
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Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?
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I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!
ROFL!! M still laughing!! Good one bro
conantroutman said:
I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!
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lol,thats funny
Let's see them! The weird and unusual or the insanely functional and innovative....
/thread
It's not real, by the way.
well it certainly could be, that's for sure
I wish it was real
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USB Humping dogs
USB fridge
vacuum
bagel
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It's not real, by the way.
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ITS NOT REAL?! fml.
(I actually think thats realy handy [heh get it, handy?]. My mouse hand gets freezing in winter!)
waffles510 said:
vacuum
bagel
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Ive got one of them
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USB fridge
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I was really looking into buying one of these, but I can't find a decent review of one. It seems they just don't get all that cold.
pole dancer ... now we talkin
How bout one of these .... I think they call them 'Mouses'
@Rory Look here
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/usb-beverage-cooler/index.html
Just scroll down
And here are some more
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/usb-gadgets/index.html
Hate to make any more British stereotypes but...
USB TEA WARMER!!111!!!eleven1!111
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@Rory Look here
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/usb-beverage-cooler/index.html
Just scroll down
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Well, that's exactly my point. 8.5 degrees (C) is about 47 degrees F and that's just not cold enough (I don't think). I want my pop borderline slush. Plus, notice the lack of insulation in and around the door...
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that definitely requires a usb extension cord...
http://www.condomcountry.com.au/item/t-vib-usb-kit-10func.html
I'll say nothing more...
rorytmeadows said:
http://www.condomcountry.com.au/item/t-vib-usb-kit-10func.html
I'll say nothing more...
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LOL ...
JimJam707 said:
Hate to make any more British stereotypes but...
USB TEA WARMER!!111!!!eleven1!111
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I have one of these
How about,
A USB pet rock!
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That one isn't real, sadly. I want one just to terrify my little brother next time he bugs me to play LEGO Rock Band with him.
What Ebooks you want to download on your Android device?
Already have the next Terry Pratchett Discworld book on pre-order. (Kindle Edition for my phone, of course!)
iirc it's a City Watch story, which are the best ones.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse.And Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is on holiday in the pleasant and innocent countryside, but not for him a mere body in the wardrobe. There are many, many bodies and an ancient crime more terrible than murder.He is out of his jurisdiction, out of his depth, out of bacon sandwiches, and occasionally snookered and out of his mind, but never out of guile. Where there is a crime there must be a finding, there must be a chase and there must be a punishment. They say that in the end all sins are forgiven.But not quite all... "
I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
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I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?
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Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?
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Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
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Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
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Lol, i'm too soft to moderate...
This is me:
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This is what i'd need to be:
..and i'd need the arm strength for this:
..or this:
Boy kills man. Amazing book. <3.
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I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?
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I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?
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I have the pop up version. Bit messy though.....
Dirk, I can assure you that after witnessing some of the absolute fail that permeates this place the hulk would be no match for you. (And that's just OT )
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All the footage is from a drop of water seen through a microscope. Enjoy. http://vimeo.com/39784233
WHY did i see that.. I have a bunch of aliens inside me :O
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All that Guy's macro films are amazing. Take the time and watch them all...cool stuff.
Sent from my coffee pot.
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So err. When does my stomach rip open and little aliens fly out?
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Tomorrow.
The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.
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The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.
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so, your saying our brain cell is like a universe?
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Doesn't surprise me at all. Big is little. We're all made out of me.
Oh cool because I just drunk some water...
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thank me.. please
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Tomorrow.
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WIll be prepared
Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water
Hmm....nope, still want to look and drink water
Scumbag moderators thanking people in OT.
That scared me.
Oh and thank you very much Esquire jaszek.
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Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water
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Stop bumping old threads, noob
Thank You. I will resort to using beer rather than water now.
This is likely water from a pond or something. Not drinking water. And most of those things are harmless.
Looks delicious. I don't see the issue.
Cry, Benihime!
I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...
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I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...
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Lol srsly!? First they are bonded chemically. Second, we are surrounded by microscopic life. Water in particular. No worries though, most are harmless and your immune system handles most of them.
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Just wondering if you guys use one hand or two hands to use ur phone.. I just saw a stupid iphone commercial where showed this guys hand and it was perfectly per portioned to the iphone and they say "is it a coincidence? I think not", lmao they make it seem like EVERYONES hand is going to be perfect for the iphone...
Me personally I usually use 2 hands when I'm playing with my phone but one hand if I'm checking sms
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I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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Same here. I think it's time to stop using Internet for a while.
063_XOBX said:
I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
lol, damn you guys totally changed the entire topic here...
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lol, damn you guys totally changed the entire topic here...
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Welcome to OT
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Welcome to OT
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well then I guess I can ask everyone, what do you use your hands for the majority of the time?
I have a feeling the answer is going to be something totally inappropriate
You know who else has hands? The devil. And he uses them for holding.
I don't use any hands.
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It's a good thing my coffee cup is empty or else a glorious splash of coffee onto my laptop screen would have ensued. Mind you I'm in the one of the quiet floors of my library XD :laugh: Oh man.