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Really easy and funny/cool halloween costume ideas

Hey guys..I'm too lazy to buy anything what's an easy at home creatable funny/cool halloween idea...the more simple it is the better haha....I can't do anything with my hair as I wear a turban for religious reasons lol..Thanks in advance.

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Q: "Excuse me sir, what have you come as?"​
A: "F**k nose"​
Mike​
... now you can't get easier and cheaper than hanging a condom on your nose.... not sure how your religion will view it though​
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LFMAOOO That's hilarious! No problem with religion there! However, my school might not like it! Any otherideas haha

a chicken suit with a pirates eye patch, vampire teeth and a portable jam dispenser made out from a very very VERY (and i cant stress this enough, you dont to be dispensing soapy jam) well rinsed out soap dispenser. oh and a het like napoleon

-PiLoT- said:
a chicken suit with a pirates eye patch, vampire teeth and a portable jam dispenser made out from a very very VERY (and i cant stress this enough, you dont to be dispensing soapy jam) well rinsed out soap dispenser. oh and a het like napoleon
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LMFAO awesome but too much..call me lazy, but I want something cheap/do it at home..does that make sense? I was going to do business man, but that's not original or funny..unless i could do a spin off of that

Easiest and cheapest would be to go naked and say you're adam. Slightly more expensive would be adding a fig leaf.
Or you could get a t-shirt or overall and paint it with horizontal lines that get closer and closer to each other near the top or bottom or somewhere else. Then say you're the Doppler effect. (Yes I did get that from a tv-show.)

oops, double post, trying to figure out how to delete it now (mods, feel free to do so)
sorry!

flobin said:
easiest and cheapest would be to go naked and say you're adam. Slightly more expensive would be adding a fig leaf.
Or you could get a t-shirt or overall and paint it with horizontal lines that get closer and closer to each other near the top or bottom or somewhere else. Then say you're the doppler effect. (yes i did get that from a tv-show.)
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the big bang theorey great idea

Priceless....enough said....AND most important...you don't have to do anything with your hair!

telegraph0000 said:
Priceless....enough said....AND most important...you don't have to do anything with your hair!
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I kinda like it with the skid mark..lfmaoo jk

My stepbrother's friends had a good idea. They bought kid-sized spider-man and superman costumes (they were in their 20s), it looked hilarious.

flobin said:
My stepbrother's friends had a good idea. They bought kid-sized spider-man and superman costumes (they were in their 20s), it looked hilarious.
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hahah wow! I think I'm going to stick with something clever/funny such as Joe the Plumber/doppler effect

[Q] What wines do you enjoy best?

This thread is just for wine lovers. I collect wines but unfortunately I can't afford expensive ones (since I burn cash through phones LOL).
But anyways I am a fan of wine and love vineyards.
I am hunting down a bottle of Shafer Hillside Select.
Any fellow wine drinkers here?

Mmm this is what I drink for the holidays:
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avgjoegeek said:
Mmm this is what I drink for the holidays:
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Orange Jubilee is my favorite, it really takes the pain and loneliness away, and the bottle makes an excellent pillow when sleeping on park benches or under overpasses.
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As a friend says "The best wine is the one you choose"
My choice all the time is a French red wine:
Beaujolais

Im not much of a wine drinker but if I do I prefer a white, either chenin or sauvignon blanc.
Was clearing out a house recently and found a bottle of red, vintage 1969
Unfortunately it was worthless......
avgjoegeek said:
Mmm this is what I drink for the holidays:
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haha thats what I used to drink when I was too young to be drinking because it was cheap and tasted like juice
good times lol..........

I swigged out a half bottle of Les jamelles Syrah last night at the Wild Grape Bistro and still was able to go on a date and take wine notes.
Hot damn

Dark Full body Reds like Cabernet Sauvignon, Chianti, and Bordeaux.

Hey galaxys!
Long time no see you.
Happy Christmas

Hi Orb,
It's been a while since being over here...been hanging mostly in the Nexus section. Hope all is well with you...Feliz Navidad!

I feel so tired from drinking a Robert Mondavi Cabarnet Sauvignon last night with some steak, shrimp, and lobster tail out in Wendover. dangggggg...

cabernet sauvignon casillero del diablo from Concha y Toro (Chile). I'm just having some right with christmas leftovers..LoL

I usually like any white wine that isn't in a box... I don't really have a preference though

galaxys said:
Hi Orb,
It's been a while since being over here...been hanging mostly in the Nexus section. Hope all is well with you...Feliz Navidad!
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hey how come u registered in 2007 but u have the name of a 2010 phone

There's a white wine that I love called Monkey Bay....excellent with Italian food or just by itself

Just found Corkbin for Android and will start using it soon.
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Ah-Ah-Ahhh-Choooooo!!!!

Why is it that when I have to sneez real bad, the only solution is to stare up into the sky at a flaming ball of gas we call the sun? Don't get me wrong, it works, but do I really have to risk blindness just for the sweet release of my 60mph spit? There is no worse feeling then a trapped sneez, I agree, but I'm 26 and I have glasses as thick as Coke bottles (For you younger ones, Coke bottles used to be made of thick glass) Then again, I have watched a few solar eclipses' in my day, so that could be caused by a pre existing condition. Never the less, it works so I'll keep chasing that euphoric feeling of nirvana I get from the ever so good feeling of sneezing. Damned if its night time, but otherwise thank you Mr. Sun, thank you!! (No problem Mike, but I'm over here)

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Why is it that when I have to sneez real bad, the only solution is to stare up into the sky at a flaming ball of gas we call the sun? Don't get me wrong, it works, but do I really have to risk blindness just for the sweet release of my 60mph spit? There is no worse feeling then a trapped sneez, I agree, but I'm 26 and I have glasses as thick as Coke bottles (For you younger ones, Coke bottles used to be made of thick glass) Then again, I have watched a few solar eclipses' in my day, so that could be caused by a pre existing condition. Never the less, it works so I'll keep chasing that euphoric feeling of nirvana I get from the ever so good feeling of sneezing. Damned if its night time, but otherwise thank you Mr. Sun, thank you!! (No problem Mike, but I'm over here)
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You can also hold the bridge of your nose.

ever tried closing your eyes ?

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Purple Drama Llama said:
That too.
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he's doing it wrong

souljaboy said:
he's doing it wrong
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lulz... I didn't know my nose has a death grip.

Purple Drama Llama said:
MY 2000TH POST!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Congratulations!!.. and it's on my topic!... Winning!
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I stare at the sun when I try to sneeze too! My girlfriend thinks its the weirdest thing but I knew I had a brother out there somewhere!
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My girlfriend threw me

What's wrong with sneezing?

hold breath

Why don't you just sneeze?
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[Q]how to become tall after 18 years?

guys,i m 19 years old and i want to become height......
if you know anyone please help me!!!!

navispidey said:
guys,i m 19 years old and i want to become height......
if you know anyone please help me!!!!
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Hello mate and welcome
How tall are you at the moment?

You should sleep with your feet in a gro-bag...
Thats what my parents made do when I was young and now Im huuuuuge

now I am 5.2......

wow thats tough even for xda dev.
Hi.hope you are liking your adventure into adulthood.when I feel to short I just slip on a dress with vertical strips patterns,and some nice 4'' heels.
You could grow some more.my son is soon to be 19 and he just hit another growth spurt. If he gets any taller I will have to stand on a bucket to beat his ass.
Giggles.
Enjoy being a teenager growing up will come to quickly.

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Hello mate and welcome
How tall are you at the moment?
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now I am 5.2

Almost any physical activity that does not require weight lifting should do. Basketball, baseball, soccer. What you are looking for is to challenge your bones to grow by running and jumping
navispidey said:
now I am 5.2......
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conantroutman said:
You should sleep with your feet in a gro-bag...
Thats what my parents made do when I was young and now Im huuuuuge
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Sure I will try dis one........

Drink lots of milk.
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thanks for your reply..........

6' 3" 19 year old here. You also need some awesome genes ;-) (Or jeans)

conantroutman said:
You should sleep with your feet in a gro-bag...
Thats what my parents made do when I was young and now Im huuuuuge
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*It worked for my *****
*Cactus.

jaszek said:
6' 3" 19 year old here. You also need some awesome genes ;-) (Or jeans)
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hey jeszek thats true,it all depends on genes and growth hormones.....

this is a good site, it has some really good tips
http://www.health4u.com/grow_taller_19_342546352452/

Men stop growing at twenty, women at twenty one.....this is from my doctor
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Eat some wheats

6'3 and I'm only 14. Super tall.
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it's funny how only in the OT, the how to become tall thread turns into how tall are you thread

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Babydoll25 said:
Men stop growing at twenty, women at twenty one.....this is from my doctor
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then i must be some kind of freak as apparently I've grown since the last time i checked and I'm 26.....
maybe I'll never stop..... perhaps I'm the B.F.G......
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You will never look at water the same again.

All the footage is from a drop of water seen through a microscope. Enjoy. http://vimeo.com/39784233

WHY did i see that.. I have a bunch of aliens inside me :O
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All that Guy's macro films are amazing. Take the time and watch them all...cool stuff.
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tomsteel1 said:
So err. When does my stomach rip open and little aliens fly out?
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Tomorrow.

The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.

Archer said:
The one that gets me is there's one that looks like it's got something like a hair on it. Things go even smaller than that! Those things are all made up of other things. If you go down small enough then you see people, watching videos of tiny things that live in water.
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jaszek said:
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so, your saying our brain cell is like a universe?

jaszek said:
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Doesn't surprise me at all. Big is little. We're all made out of me.

Oh cool because I just drunk some water...
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thank me.. please

jaszek said:
Tomorrow.
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WIll be prepared

Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water

Hmm....nope, still want to look and drink water

Scumbag moderators thanking people in OT.

That scared me.
Oh and thank you very much Esquire jaszek.

omario8484 said:
Don't remember how I came across this thread but ah I don't want any more water
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Stop bumping old threads, noob

Thank You. I will resort to using beer rather than water now.

This is likely water from a pond or something. Not drinking water. And most of those things are harmless.

Looks delicious. I don't see the issue.
Cry, Benihime!

I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...

ArmorD said:
I thought water is just hydrogen and oxygen atoms...
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Lol srsly!? First they are bonded chemically. Second, we are surrounded by microscopic life. Water in particular. No worries though, most are harmless and your immune system handles most of them.
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