What would you sell a kidney for? - Off-topic

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13639934
I lol'd
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

For enough money to get me a new kidney
Edit: I just read the link for an apple product!?? Wow! hey...maybe it's the kidney that Steve Jobs needed!!!
_________________++++++++++++++++++++++++++++__________________________+++++++++++++++++
PS:
By the way noob...I mean conantroutman ...search before you post LOL
http://forum.xda-developers.com/show....php?t=1108845
Trolololol
__________________

I would sell my kidney for a decent broadband connection and an awesome computer.
Sent from my AWESOME DZ

Tough question. I hear dialysis is unpleasant.
I'd want enough to retire on. Could live on £1600.00 per month. 37 now, may survive 30 more years... 1600x12x30.. £576,000.
I'm screwed. Anybody need a leg??

Nothing, I only have one
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

I wouldn't sell my kidney for anything! However, offer me the money and I could forget I ever said that first sentence.

eao1991 said:
I wouldn't sell my kidney for anything! However, offer me the money and I could forget I ever said that first sentence.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I'll give you a banana, my htc glacier and ALL THE MONEY IN MY POCKET!
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

M_T_M said:
For enough money to get me a new kidney
Edit: I just read the link for an apple product!?? Wow! hey...maybe it's the kidney that Steve Jobs needed!!!
_________________++++++++++++++++++++++++++++__________________________+++++++++++++++++
PS:
By the way noob...I mean conantroutman ...search before you post LOL
http://forum.xda-developers.com/show....php?t=1108845
Trolololol
__________________
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
A 404 error?
Who da n00b nao?
Muahahaha
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

PWNED!
{
"lightbox_close": "Close",
"lightbox_next": "Next",
"lightbox_previous": "Previous",
"lightbox_error": "The requested content cannot be loaded. Please try again later.",
"lightbox_start_slideshow": "Start slideshow",
"lightbox_stop_slideshow": "Stop slideshow",
"lightbox_full_screen": "Full screen",
"lightbox_thumbnails": "Thumbnails",
"lightbox_download": "Download",
"lightbox_share": "Share",
"lightbox_zoom": "Zoom",
"lightbox_new_window": "New window",
"lightbox_toggle_sidebar": "Toggle sidebar"
}
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1108845
conantroutman said:
A 404 error?
Who da n00b nao?
Muahahaha
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse

M_T_M said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1108845
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Dang.....
I fail..........
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

twitch153 said:
Nothing, I only have one
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Want a second one? It'll only cost you the tiny sum of £576,000
So seriously, what happened to your spare?

DirkGently1 said:
Want a second one? It'll only cost you the tiny sum of £576,000
So seriously, what happened to your spare?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I ate it.... With some Heinz baked beans and a nice chianti....
Or was that his liver...? Hmmm I forget....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

DirkGently1 said:
Want a second one? It'll only cost you the tiny sum of £576,000
So seriously, what happened to your spare?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I had kidney failure so I had to get a transplant from my douche of a father.
About time he did something useful.
Can I just trade you for an ipad? I'm sure I can find one somewhere for free...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

twitch153 said:
...Can I just trade you for an ipad? I'm sure I can find one somewhere for free..
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Hey, i'm cheap...but not that cheap
I'd donate brain cells, but the one i have left is about to die of loneliness!
Family members are often douches, as you already know. At least your old man was willing to pony up a body part. It was my mum that worked her fingers to the bone to support me. That's why i love her so much.

DirkGently1 said:
Hey, i'm cheap...but not that cheap
I'd donate brain cells, but the one i have left is about to die of loneliness!
Family members are often douches, as you already know. At least your old man was willing to pony up a body part. It was my mum that worked her fingers to the bone to support me. That's why i love her so much.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
We may have similar parental units haha
Too much of the consumption eh?
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

Hey Conan, would it be too much to ask why that one thread is being investigated in the HTC Glacier forums? I downloaded that rom and I would like to know if it's not too much to ask. You could pm me if discretion is the issue.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

twitch153 said:
Hey Conan, would it be too much to ask why that one thread is being investigated in the HTC Glacier forums? I downloaded that rom and I would like to know if it's not too much to ask. You could pm me if discretion is the issue.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
How dare you....??
Unbelievable
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
How dare you....??
Unbelievable
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
If I offended you then I'm sorry. It's not like care about their lives; I just want to know if it's something that's going to affect me, if not, whatever. No need to be touchy about it.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

Just kidding btw...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Just kidding btw...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Lol just read the pm. XD
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

Related

The Emma Watson fan club

For the discerning gentleman who appreciates the finer things in life. Feel free to post pics, but keep it clean!!
{
"lightbox_close": "Close",
"lightbox_next": "Next",
"lightbox_previous": "Previous",
"lightbox_error": "The requested content cannot be loaded. Please try again later.",
"lightbox_start_slideshow": "Start slideshow",
"lightbox_stop_slideshow": "Stop slideshow",
"lightbox_full_screen": "Full screen",
"lightbox_thumbnails": "Thumbnails",
"lightbox_download": "Download",
"lightbox_share": "Share",
"lightbox_zoom": "Zoom",
"lightbox_new_window": "New window",
"lightbox_toggle_sidebar": "Toggle sidebar"
}
*Formerly the Avril Lavigne fan club!
*Formerly the Confessions Thread!
I like Avril Lavigne
*Runs away.
I have commited a sin in the past ... I used to think the apple iphone is the best gadget in world ... Ill never look at it again after finding htc android ...
* bows down in shame
Sent from my HTC Incredible S using XDA App
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........stop it!! That's scary!!
knightrocker said:
I have commited a sin in the past ... I used to think the apple iphone is the best gadget in world ... Ill never look at it again after finding htc android ...
* bows down in shame
Sent from my HTC Incredible S using XDA App
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Thats not you by any chance is it?
Sent from my HTC Incredible S using XDA App
DirkGently1 said:
I like Avril Lavigne
*Runs away.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy............ eughhh euuuuu *puke *puke *puke
/wipe dangly string of vomit from mouth............
hmmmmmm...........
you sir, are dead to me
My confession;
I like apple products...........
Yeah?? So what??
Wanna f*#£%!g fight about it??
Eh? Eh? C'mon then.... lets take this outside............
Er ... Dude ... There is no outside ... Unless u want us both to go out to our lawns and imagine fighting each other
Sent from my HTC Incredible S using XDA App
conantroutman said:
He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy............ eughhh euuuuu *puke *puke *puke
/wipe dangly string of vomit from mouth............
hmmmmmm...........
you sir, are dead to me
My confession;
I like apple products...........
Yeah?? So what??
Wanna f*#£%!g fight about it??
Eh? Eh? C'mon then.... lets take this outside............
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I lyk apples too! lets battle!!! Errrrrrrr
I enjoy music by Pink and Ke$ha. And once I made my vegie wife a leek and mushroom pie and used chicken stock instead of vegetable by accident amd never told her. She still claims to this day its the best meal I ever made her lol
[sig]My mission is to hit 1000 posts by 23/05/2011[sig]
My dirty little secret? Hmmmm..........
I have no secrets, I'm pristine You guys with your horrible secrets, disgusting. lol jk
I just can't think of anything right now.
cjward23 said:
And once I made my vegie wife a leek and mushroom pie and used chicken stock instead of vegetable by accident amd never told her. She still claims to this day its the best meal I ever made her lol
[sig]My mission is to hit 1000 posts by 23/05/2011[sig]
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude if I was with you I would hug you haha xD
But instead I'll give you a thanks
twitch153 said:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude if I was with you I would hug you haha xD
But instead I'll give you a thanks
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Glad you apprecited it, I will you a thanks for the thanks. Do you think I should tell? It was about 3 years ago.
[sig]My mission is to hit 1000 posts by 23/05/2011[sig]
cjward23 said:
Glad you apprecited it, I will you a thanks for the thanks. Do you think I should tell? It was about 3 years ago.
[sig]My mission is to hit 1000 posts by 23/05/2011[sig]
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Nah let it go Best let laying dogs lie haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
Nah let it go Best let laying dogs lie haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
isnt it "let sleeping dogs lie"
deliriousDroid said:
isnt it "let sleeping dogs lie"
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Whatever. Same same Haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Bump
Tezlastorme said:
Bump
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Is there something for which you are feeling guilty? ;p
Tezlastorme said:
Bump
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
For the love of god why??
I confess I miss teh nana (kinda).
I also confess that I forgot about Dirks confession and must remember to troll him about it later.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
For the love of god why??
I confess I miss teh nana (kinda).
I also confess that I forgot about Dirks confession and must remember to troll him about it later.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Pfft, do your worst. Avril can do no wrong in my eyes. She's hot as hell and can sing too.
#trollproof!
Edit: Look, amazingly hawt...
Her music I do not like.
Her as an object of sexual desire, I do like.
StormMcCloud said:
Her music I do not like.
Her as an object of sexual desire, I do like.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

False alarm guyz, the worlds still here. kekeke

Its may 21st here in Australia and its actually a really nice bright sunny day!
Did any of you truly believe the world would end today?
It's not saturday here yet
Hey people are charging religious folks to mind their pets during this Armageddon. 6 pets @ $100 p/pet make sense to me. People's entitled to their beliefs etc.. shouldn't integration with business still go on, just because the world is ending? fits well with book publication (Bible) so..
For the record, the world ends for thousands and starts for many more, every day of the week ;-) funny people..
Sent from my GT-I9000 using XDA Premium App
natious said:
Its may 21st here in Australia and its actually a really nice bright sunny day!
Did any of you truly believe the world would end today?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Your silly we all know the bible
Is based in america!! XD
I use swype so expect bad grammar and errors
It's not the end of the world, it's Rapture, where every true God believer goes into heaven.
ROFLMAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Supposed to have storms tomorrow, *hohum* hope its not God's wrath...
The world doesn't end until Oct 21st.
Today is the rapture, when the righteous are saved. Apparently there'll be 3,000,000 saved. Seems a little high to me as most people on earth are douchebags, lets be honest.....
Sent From Heaven Via The Grace Of God.........
Not much rapturing going on around here! If you're still left standing it must mean that you haven't been good. Time to buck up your ideas if you don't want to miss out next time around
Of course, if anyone around you is being raptured as we speak you should give the rest of us a heads-up! Try and get pictures.
conantroutman said:
The world doesn't end until Oct 21st.
Today is the rapture, when the righteous are saved. Apparently there'll be 3,000,000 saved. Seems a little high to me as most people on earth are douchebags, lets be honest.....
Sent From Heaven Via The Grace Of God.........
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
How come you are online? I thought you of all people would be picked up in the rapture
I keed I keed haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
How come you are online? I thought you of all people would be picked up in the rapture
I keed I keed haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Seems you missed my mobile sig in that post ............
Even heaven has teh interwebz......
Nah, I kid, ill be joining the rest of you in android hell.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......
conantroutman said:
Seems you missed my mobile sig in that post ............
Even heaven has teh interwebz......
Nah, I kid, ill be joining the rest of you in android hell.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Yeah, I prefer when my messages are sent from your fingers to my face anyways
Heaven can't have webz! That's a lie! The internet is really, really great, FOR PORN! So that all in it's self makes your statement void! BUT I will not stop there! The internet also corrupts and teaches people....it's a double edged blade
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Perhaps we were all uploaded to the matrix while we were sleeping. How would we know?
Anyone seen any menacing looking guys in dark suits and sunglasses?
Well we could always try and do some real time coding and see if we can spawn random objects of our choice
I'm spawning a new phone, moar phones! AND WEAPONS! MWAHAHAHAHA!
But...I haven't seen the men in suits yet...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
Yeah, I prefer when my messages are sent from your fingers to my face anyways
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
your not hitting on me are you??
twitch153 said:
Heaven can't have webz! That's a lie! The internet is really, really great, FOR PORN! So that all in it's self makes your statement void! BUT I will not stop there! The internet also corrupts and teaches people....it's a double edged blade
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Also, this........
{
"lightbox_close": "Close",
"lightbox_next": "Next",
"lightbox_previous": "Previous",
"lightbox_error": "The requested content cannot be loaded. Please try again later.",
"lightbox_start_slideshow": "Start slideshow",
"lightbox_stop_slideshow": "Stop slideshow",
"lightbox_full_screen": "Full screen",
"lightbox_thumbnails": "Thumbnails",
"lightbox_download": "Download",
"lightbox_share": "Share",
"lightbox_zoom": "Zoom",
"lightbox_new_window": "New window",
"lightbox_toggle_sidebar": "Toggle sidebar"
}
conantroutman said:
your not hitting on me are you??
Also, this........
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Never would I haha
But that's not you...so the argument remains valid until I see an actual GB necklace. But I'm going to sleep...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
But that's not you...
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Prove it......
conantroutman said:
Prove it......
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Is it you? If the answer is no, that's my proof haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Well, we are going to be less people in the World now as there are plenty of those believers. I don't say that it's wrong, but how many times have they told us the World is going to end and Jesus returns ?
Im fixin my laptop
SuperDeform said:
Im fixin my laptop
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Before the rapture?? Good thinking....
I should probably get round to painting the spare room, I'd hate to be called up to heaven and have to dwell on the fact that I didnt do it for all eternity.....

Graduation:

I finally graduated! Haza!
{
"lightbox_close": "Close",
"lightbox_next": "Next",
"lightbox_previous": "Previous",
"lightbox_error": "The requested content cannot be loaded. Please try again later.",
"lightbox_start_slideshow": "Start slideshow",
"lightbox_stop_slideshow": "Stop slideshow",
"lightbox_full_screen": "Full screen",
"lightbox_thumbnails": "Thumbnails",
"lightbox_download": "Download",
"lightbox_share": "Share",
"lightbox_zoom": "Zoom",
"lightbox_new_window": "New window",
"lightbox_toggle_sidebar": "Toggle sidebar"
}
Another step closer to adult-hood. Let me know what you guys think.
I'm going to go to college at D'youville college for 5 years, learning two things:
Information Systems (4 years Bachelor's degree)
International business (5 years Master's degree)
I'm also getting all of my college paid for
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Woot! Congrats man!
phburks said:
Woot! Congrats man!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Thanks a lot, by the way, it was REALLY windy outside.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
Thanks a lot, by the way, it was REALLY windy outside.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Haha I was going to ask if it was windy or of your hair is always like that.
congrats btw
Congrads bud
Youre looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD
Congrats, my best bro.
WAIT.
YOU'RE TWO YEARS OLDER THAN ME?
YOU MOTHERFHTAGN PIECE OF PH'NGLUI
"PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN"
More pictures: Those two didn't even wear the same dress.
Yeah, I'm two years older than you Chao You jelly?
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
welcome to hell enjoy the stresses of college
Sent from my SGH-T959 using XDA App
Congratulations man, one year ahead of me. Have fun.
muerteman said:
Congratulations man, one year ahead of me. Have fun.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
one hmp that noting iam 5 year ahead of him lol it all down hill from now
Well done man! Life is now yours for the taking.
That chick in the glasses, you should "tap that".
Also, graduation from High school, or junior high?
jaszek said:
That chick in the glasses, you should "tap that".
Also, graduation from High school, or junior high?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
That chick in the glasses, is my girlfriend, and I do tap that, daily haha
Graduation from High school, I'm only 17 you know?
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
That chick in the glasses, is my girlfriend, and I do tap that, daily haha
Graduation from High school, I'm only 17 you know?
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
hell yeah graduation celebrating taping
congrats dev
Good job twitch
Yay! Good luck! Now go out and get a job....
Sent from my NS (no it's NOT SNS or GNS)
Babydoll25 said:
Yay! Good luck! Now go out and get a job....
Sent from my NS (no it's NOT SNS or GNS)
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
+1
don't ever think about using those student loans
husam666 said:
+1
don't ever think about using those student loans
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Devan is getting ALL of his college paid for while referring to himself in the third person. I don't need student loans, and college is more important than a job.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
Devan is getting ALL of his college paid for while referring to himself in the third person. I don't need student loans, and college is more important than a job.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
What are you gonna study? Do you have an idea yet?

[LAZI] League Against Zombie Infections - First Zombie target

Okay. Zombies aren't nice.
I created this group as a place where we can, collectively, pool our knowledge about zombies and, most importantly, how to survive a zombie outbreak.
Positions are opening up now, and anyone can join. You'll be LAZI for life, until you join the dead or the undead.
Current order of business is:
1. The zombie menace have been identified! Alanrocks15, of the relationship questions asking fame, has been identified as a zombie. Anyone seeing him should put two to his head
2. We need to identify the zombie threat! Everyone post sources of zombies!
Sun Tzu said:
Know yourself, know your enemy.
One hundred battles, one hundred victories
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Titles!
Sir "First In and older-than-twitch" m1l4droid of the Tower
Sir "Uuunnnngggg Biter" deliriousDroid of The Frozen North
Sir "Wannabe" RinZo of Buckeyes
Sir "Just Moved" tvall of the Simpsons
Sir "iWannaBeGeneral and iWantASign" ddgarcia05 of Lonestars
Sir "Traveller and Crowbar-lover" jaszek of Brooklyn
Sir "Urban Warrior" dexter93 of Need Bailout
Sir "Recently Graduated Banananananananana" twitch153 of Buffa(I-thought-it-was-in-Texas)lo/Brainless Americana
Sir "Interweb Trawler" xaccers of Across the Pond
Sir "Lemon-lover" MacaronyMax of Lemon Party (do not visit)
Sir "Nyan" idavid_ of Slove-neverheardoftheplacesorry-nia
Sir "Gun Nut" kdj67f of the Pacific Northwest
Sir "We need more manpower" dkyle of Longhorn
Sir "Dash" husam666 of Not-the-river Jordan
Lady "I'm a chick" Babydoll25 of !Jersey!
Sir "Help me!" Alan of The Land of Tequilas
Squire IamNWar (Title and land AFTER he's a full member)
Our official banner:
{
"lightbox_close": "Close",
"lightbox_next": "Next",
"lightbox_previous": "Previous",
"lightbox_error": "The requested content cannot be loaded. Please try again later.",
"lightbox_start_slideshow": "Start slideshow",
"lightbox_stop_slideshow": "Stop slideshow",
"lightbox_full_screen": "Full screen",
"lightbox_thumbnails": "Thumbnails",
"lightbox_download": "Download",
"lightbox_share": "Share",
"lightbox_zoom": "Zoom",
"lightbox_new_window": "New window",
"lightbox_toggle_sidebar": "Toggle sidebar"
}
Uuunnnngggg :bitesSakai:
Sent from my SilverBullet 'HTCDesireZ running CM7'
I want to be LAZI
Alrights you new recruits! We need a banner. First up with a passable banner gets to be... I dunno... Secretary of Propaganda, I guess?
Now get to work!
I'm definitely joining! I moved and need a new zombie apocalypse plan..
Can I be a General?
Sent from my ThunderBolt using XDA Premium App
I'm in. I'm traveling to Europe soon to see how bad the infestation is. I heard the zombies cut off the communication lines there, so I will have limited internet access.
jaszek said:
I'm in. I'm traveling to Europe soon to see how bad the infestation is. I heard the zombies cut off the communication lines there, so I will have limited internet access.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Please pay a visit to Athens! We have an urban war!
Sent from my HTC Desire
I would like to join, may I? What rank could I have?
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
I would like to join, may I? What rank could I have?
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Ooops! Add me too ...
And if there's a rank I want to be higher than twitch
Sent from my HTC Desire
I found this while trawling tinterweb
How about the slogan "I'm a LAZI member" or "LAZIboy"
m1l4droid said:
I was the first one to join so I should have the higher rank, after sakai!!! This is not a request!!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
No problem on that, but i posted before the banana.... So.....
Sent from my HTC Desire
You guys may have been first but I'm overall more experienced in a leadership position and I'm a banana, that automatically makes me better....
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
xaccers said:
I found this while trawling tinterweb
How about the slogan "I'm a LAZI member" or "LAZIboy"
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I like the LAZIboy slogan, what about our potential female members?
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Oh! Can I join?
Twitch!
I want to join too
Sent from my HTC Sensation Z710e
m1l4droid said:
No twitch, it's settled. Besides I'm older than you!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Says who? The one who settles it is Sakai.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
MacaronyMax said:
Twitch!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I like that picture.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
I like that picture.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Haaha It's cool But being a zombie and trying to join an anti zombie club is hypocrytical

Where's Dirk?

He's been online a little bit, but hardly spoken. Have the off-topic trolls scared him off?
TALK TO US DIRK!!!
I would hazard a guess that he's on one of his self imposed breaks.
To be honest, can't say that I blame him, the quality of gibberish around here lately has been truly terrible...
You've got a valid point there. It was almost a gentleman's club for a while, where we'd sit round in smoking jackets and discuss morals and ethics, along with light speed and infinite mass. Now it's just "check out this chick I pulled. At least I think it's a chick".
Indeed, unfortunately I can't justify banning somebody because they're "crap at OT"...
What's needed is some sort of "Recognised Gentleman With A Tendency To Post Frivolous Yet Somewhat Insightful Crap" title and a private OT...
I'm starting to see why the mafia guys have their own thread.
You come out with some off-the-wall crazy ideas Conan. Next you'll be suggesting some type of moderation!
Now that's crazy...........
So crazy.... that it just might work.
He's healing his eyes. Seriously. I emailed him. Has to take a break from computer screens. He said he's been catching up on the real world and such.
- this sig is just so I don't have to write 10char when on my phone -
Yup, you're right. He didn't say much and he said "i need a break", but i think the evidence speaks for itself.
{
"lightbox_close": "Close",
"lightbox_next": "Next",
"lightbox_previous": "Previous",
"lightbox_error": "The requested content cannot be loaded. Please try again later.",
"lightbox_start_slideshow": "Start slideshow",
"lightbox_stop_slideshow": "Stop slideshow",
"lightbox_full_screen": "Full screen",
"lightbox_thumbnails": "Thumbnails",
"lightbox_download": "Download",
"lightbox_share": "Share",
"lightbox_zoom": "Zoom",
"lightbox_new_window": "New window",
"lightbox_toggle_sidebar": "Toggle sidebar"
}
LordManhattan said:
Yup, you're right. He didn't say much and he said "i need a break", but i think the evidence speaks for itself.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Argh... shall haunt me nightmares!
Sent from my Supercharged R3velation V2 Infuse!
DirkGently said:
boborone said:
DirkGently said:
boborone said:
Just checking on you. Haven't seen you around in a bit. My email is @gmail.com
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Hallo mate!
The worst thing has happened. I'm exiled from the Internet! I've got eye strain so i'm having to give the PC a break until the treacherous orbs of pain are better again. Otherwise things are ok.
I hope you are well?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Cool. Well not cool at all. But at least you're ok and not in jail. Hopefully your fridge is stocked. Have fun looking at reality for awhile. I know I couldn't do it. OT misses you. Get well soon man.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Thanks man!
It's been quite liberating being detached from the net. I've been doing it old skool, with crossword puzzles and movie marathons. I feel like i'm missing a lot though, even though i know it's probably nothing i can't live without knowing!
Please say hi to the OT folks for me, and tell the blighters i miss the company. I'm waiting for medical science to catch up so that the docs can go do a Steve Austin on my ass. I've always wanted to be Bionic!
Be well my friend.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
hdkhdkhgdglhgckt
Thanks for letting us know mate. At least now that we know he's okay we can make fun of him instead. I hereby declare the "funny and embarrassing pics of Dirk" competition open!
Sent from my GT-P7510 using Tapatalk
cheers bobo
Here's Dirk in his space traveller phase...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Archer said:
Thanks for letting us know mate. At least now that we know he's okay we can make fun of him instead. I hereby declare the "funny and embarrassing pics of Dirk" competition open!
Sent from my GT-P7510 using Tapatalk
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I keep in touch if I haven't seen you around. Been meaning to write sake. I'd write you if I started seeing spam unchecked.
- this sig is just so I don't have to write 10char when on my phone -
conantroutman said:
Indeed, unfortunately I can't justify banning somebody because they're "crap at OT"...
What's needed is some sort of "Recognised Gentleman With A Tendency To Post Frivolous Yet Somewhat Insightful Crap" title and a private OT...
I'm starting to see why the mafia guys have their own thread.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Gentleman??
WTH Conantroutman?
What about Gentlewomen??
Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk
Babydoll25 said:
Gentleman??
WTH Conantroutman?
What about Gentlewomen??
Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Don't make me throw things.....
Sent from my GT-N7000 using xda premium
conantroutman said:
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
LMFAO!!!
Kitchen thread creation?
At least he knows he's loved
Dirk is being a Dirk...
Sent from my ghdudsjihfr using dhhcdfhuf.
conantroutman said:
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
We do have a kitchen.

Categories

Resources