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So I told this old lady one day....listen you...either you give me all of your money......oh crap....never mind...bye!!

M_T_M said:
So I told this old lady one day....listen you...either you give me all of your money......oh crap....never mind...bye!!
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pls tell me i like storys

Oh no!
Another useless off topic thread inside off topic

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no it's for pure chatting about anything land thats different do you have anything to chat about orb?

so...the police showed up and I tried to bribe them with donuts...which did not go well btw.....

M_T_M said:
so...the police showed up and I tried to bribe them with donuts...which did not go well btw.....
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donuts are tasty
what type of donuts were they?

Zac.Santer said:
donuts are tasty
what type of donuts were they?
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The expensive ones...$2.60 each

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The expensive ones...$2.60 each
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tasty mmm......
how come the police didn't fall for it? i would of.

Zac.Santer said:
tasty mmm......
how come the police didn't fall for it? i would of.
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Well...so anyway after I got deported to Antartica...I came across this old friend of mine which I owed money to....I was telling him the story about the police and the donuts when....wham! a Whale ate him

M_T_M said:
Well...so anyway after I got deported to Antartica...I came across this old friend of mine which I owed money to....I was telling him the story about the police and the donuts when....wham! a Whale ate him
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at least you didn't have to pay the money back!
what happened next?

I got up and told the waitress...you call this chowder!!....as I trew it at her and left without paying

this story is very interesting
did the waitress or police catch you?

that's when I went to the park and tried to take that old ladie's money

did the old lady use kung fu on you?

Hmmm... I'm betting the old lady FLASHED you!!! I think I saw her over the ORD thread!!!
Sorry, Zac, could not resist...
EDIT: I'll quit now, I promise...

M_T_M said:
that's when I went to the park and tried to take that old ladie's money
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I always knew we had a fugitive here on XDA

I wish girls had a Nandroid Backup. It would make things so much easier.

Let me tell you a story...
I was at work in the ER one night back in January, 1997 when I received a phone call from home. My daughters Sarah and Jennifer were on the line, flush with excitement after visiting a local pet shop with our youngest offspring, Mary Caroline.For weeks the two girls had been after me to get a kitten for Mary. Sarah and Jenni were both getting married in '97, Sarah in April and Jenni in October. Sarah was taking her orange tabby cat Woody to her new home while Jen was marrying a man who was owned by a big black and white tomcat named Frank. (Yes, I say 'owned' because any cat lover knows that people don't 'own' cats -- we are simply the servants of our beloved felines.) According to my oldest daughters, Mary was going to be lonely enough without them at home. How in the world would she survive without a cat to keep her company? I'd been resisting their pleas since before Christmas, but with me out of the way at work, the three girls had worked their charm on their doting father. They'd found the perfect kitten for Mary, and being a cat lover himself, my husband had caved in quite easily. But he ageed to their plan only if I said yes. Thus the phone call.
Given the hectic atmosphere in the ER that evening, I had no time to argue the merits of bringing a new pet into the house. And what could I say anyway now that Fred was behind them? I knew when I was beat, so I surrendered with hardly a whimper.
I returned home that night expecting to find a kitten curled up on Mary's bed. Instead, I found THREE kittens! Two of them were females, striped tabbies from the same litter. The third was a big pawed gray tabby from a different litter, a male who looked up at me with soft eyes that said, "I'm all yours!" I immediately fell in love with him. My daughters spun me a long involved story as to why we now had three newcomers in the house instead of one. It didn't matter; I was won over by the gray cat and the other two were just bonuses. Shadow (as we named him) grew by leaps and bounds over the next few months. His playmates were on a slower growing curve, always a pound and several inches behind him. The difference in size caused problems. Shadow wanted to play with his adopted sisters, but his roughhousing turned them into shrinking violets. They began hiding behind the couch each time he approached. Shadow couldn't figure it out. He'd **** his head to one side and look up at me as if to say, "Hey, ma! Why won't they wrestle with me?" Our vet supplied the answer: the girls were afraid of Shadow. They weren't developing as they should and they needed to be separated from the big gray cat -- permanently. Eventually our son Matt took one cat to his apartment and a friend adopted the other. Shadow stayed with us. Over the years Shadow grew into his paws and became, as my husband put it, "one pound short of a puma". During the day he followed me around the house, sitting on my lap and checking out the computer while I wrote, or helping me in the garden by stalking and destroying any leaf that dared to fall from a tree. Each morning he would circle the yard looking for intruders in the form of mice or rabbits, then trot back to the door and meow as if to say, "You can come out now. It's safe!" In the evening, Shadow would lie on the patio next to our chairs, guarding us just in case a stray sparrow flitted our way. Then at night he would jump up on the bed, curl up next to my husband, and stare me in the eyes as he placed one paw on Fred's hand. I always felt he was claiming Fred as his own, letting me know Fred was his guy as much as he was mine. When he was sure I'd gotten the message, he'd jump down and go upstairs to sleep with Mary Caroline. Promptly at 5 a.m. he'd be back to wake Fred for work. We never needed an alarm clock; Shadow did the job for us. I grew up with cats, lived with cats most of my life. But never have I known a cat like Shadow. For love and companionship, he had no equal. I will miss him.

Let me tell you another story...
Four years ago, I started subscribing to the New York Times, the Daily News, the Wall Street Journal and the New York Post.
Then one morning I heard the guy across the hall open his door and my newspapers were gone. The whole stack.
I let it go because I get the full set of papers comped at work, and also because it just wasn’t worth the confrontation: He was a really grumpy old man who just growled and grunted at people– like the man from the movie “Up” but 6’ 3”.
This went on for several years, until he died.
After that, I started to get the papers for about a month. Then one by one they started disappearing again, except for the Post.
This time it’s the lady next door to me. She’s a very quirky older woman who has been in building for 30 years.
She’s very nice and actually reads my papers for me and pulls articles out and puts them on my door with a magnet and a thought-you’d-be-interested note.
The reason I don’t ask her to stop, or confront her, is that we have a nice little thing going: She’s my built-in nanny-cam.
She is home all day and tells everything my nanny does with my son. She will tell me she saw my son and nanny walking and singing a song and totally happy together. Or that another nanny brought three kids over for two hours. Or she will tell me really loved the way my son was talking to my son in the hallway.
She's like my own little Reader's Digest.

I'm engaged to be married this year! Is there an app for this?

Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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My commiserations. Doesn't Android Market have a Magic 8 Ball type app?

needspractice said:
Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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Surely the Death March on mp3 should be enough? (I know your feeling mate, i get married start of August)

needspractice said:
Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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Stay on track, use the voice record feature to make a recording of you saying, "Yes, Dear!" and play it OFTEN!
You'll be fine.
NOTE, the opinions expressed above my not be mine but that's what She Who Must Be Obeyed told me to post.

This is becoming epic in it's humour.
Just remember what is hers is hers.... and what is yours is hers too!

Well...if you still need practice do not marry
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@M_T_M
Why must u hide your online status on xda??? For some reason seing you post and not have the green online atena is driving me bananas!!!

M_T_M is ninja-like in his stealth, posting ability.
You never know when he's gonna 'delete' somebody

Do whatever she says.... Very quickly....
Where is MY cookie?
There is nothing outside of OT!

LOL! These little gems are sure worth it. Keep them coming. I was thinking about creating a couple elfs on World of Warcraft and having Mr. T. Do our Vows; but I have a feeling that isn't going to work.
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Remember the Milk is a good app. Download, install, but never key in any data. Now, memorize your shopping lists, but NEVER write it down anywhere. Every time you forgot to buy something, shout at your phone and say, "You never remind me about these important stuff." That is a great approximation of 90% of non-sexually related arguments. Oh, and you'll feel like throwing the phone away, but you've invested too much time on it to do so. And think of the sd-cards. I mean kids.
Start using Astrid, it's semi-sarcastic reminders for you to do stuff will be good practise. Also set the reminders to the highest frequency to get an idea of how nagging will feel like from then on.
Delete everyone from your contacts except your wife. That'll give you an idea on how your social life will be after you get married. Unless you married your best friend, which IMO is kinda retarded (no offense to the mentally disabled. Or to the married for that matter) coz you should know how to coax sex out of your best friends of the opposite sex anyway.
Get a dog, and a cat, and a goat. Set the dog on the goat, and the cat on the dog, and never feed the goat. Now, let loose a pet hamster. This has nothing to do with getting married, except that you will feel like the dog, your wife is the cat, the goat is your sex life, and the hamsters are your kids.
Explanation: you, as the dog, will keep wanting sex (goat), but the goat is totally apathetic to your needs. The cat will keeping sic-ing itself on you, but you are so focused on the goat (sex) that you are ignoring something you could have controlled easily. Since the goat is never fed, it means you'll never have sex. And everytime you do, it'll either smell of goat (that's your wife) or the goat will kick in you in 'nads and you'll never wanna have sex again (but you're a dog and a few days after the pain faded you'll start humping the goat, I mean your wife, again). Now when your kids are born (the hamsters) the cat will totally forget about you and everytime you hump the goat, the cat will look at you in disgust.
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Get Angry Birds. Jog for 30 minutes and then have ONE attempt at getting three stars. This will be the approximation for trying to please your wife sexually. And you can only have a go at each of the Seasons campaign on the appropriate day. Also remember that Angry Birds Seasons do not have an "Anniversary" campaign or a "Birthday" Campaign. Try as you might, you'll never remember when these campaigns are supposed to be. Then...
Download FML and PostSecrets. Laugh, or cry, or laugh and cry at the same time as people put up stuff that mirrors your life exactly. Especially the trying to hump a goat part. If you are a New Zealander, you can just talk to a neighbour (pun intended) about the goat part, except they prefer sheep.
Did I miss anything?

sakai4eva said:
Remember the Milk is a good app. Download, install, but never key in any data. Now, memorize your shopping lists, but NEVER write it down anywhere. Every time you forgot to buy something, shout at your phone and say, "You never remind me about these important stuff." That is a great approximation of 90% of non-sexually related arguments. Oh, and you'll feel like throwing the phone away, but you've invested too much time on it to do so. And think of the sd-cards. I mean kids.
Start using Astrid, it's semi-sarcastic reminders for you to do stuff will be good practise. Also set the reminders to the highest frequency to get an idea of how nagging will feel like from then on.
Delete everyone from your contacts except your wife. That'll give you an idea on how your social life will be after you get married. Unless you married your best friend, which IMO is kinda retarded (no offense to the mentally disabled. Or to the married for that matter) coz you should know how to coax sex out of your best friends of the opposite sex anyway.
Get a dog, and a cat, and a goat. Set the dog on the goat, and the cat on the dog, and never feed the goat. Now, let loose a pet hamster. This has nothing to do with getting married, except that you will feel like the dog, your wife is the cat, the goat is your sex life, and the hamsters are your kids.
Get Angry Birds. Jog for 30 minutes and then have ONE attempt at getting three stars. This will be the approximation for trying to please your wife sexually. And you can only have a go at each of the Seasons campaign on the appropriate day. Also remember that Angry Birds Seasons do not have an "Anniversary" campaign or a "Birthday" Campaign. Try as you might, you'll never remember when these campaigns are supposed to be. Then...
Download FML and PostSecrets. Laugh, or cry, or laugh and cry at the same time as people put up stuff that mirrors your life exactly. Especially the trying to hump a goat part. If you are a New Zealander, you can just talk to a neighbour (pun intended) about the goat part, except they prefer sheep.
Did I miss anything?
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This totally just made my day. Lmfaoo
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Misery in motion
SGN2

Troll Trill Trulz

needspractice said:
Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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Banned?
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I got mad by reading this .
Goat-dog-god-cry-laugh-marry-sex-hamster.
Oh god save me!Yes me ofcourse!
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Sanjay said:
I got mad by reading this .
Goat-dog-god-cry-laugh-marry-sex-hamster.
Oh god save me!Yes me ofcourse!
Sent after :stirthepot:
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There's a girl i like....

Hi! Guys, There's a one girl i like. We've been texting each other since week. i asked her out for dinner or do something else ..few days back and she said she don't mind. we met each other today. i bought some flowers for her. she loved it. than we went on a walk near to her university 2-3 hours. i asked her everything i could. she asked me almost everything. took some beautiful pics. & than middle of between walk she said, she have to online 7 o'clock to talk with her mom P.S. She lives away from her mom. So, She didn't mention about dinner neither i! & than like after half hour i just drop her off and she said she really liked walking with me.& She said she'd wait for my text or call. After 15 minutes i sent her a Message, telling i had a great time with her. Does that mean she's interested in me? Or she isn't ?
Come on you peoples give me your views

It sounds very promising to me! Try to keep the texting to a minimum, unless she's the one who begins it. Instead, call her and show her that you're confident enough to talk in person.
oh, and....
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Thanks dude, lets see where it takes
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Sounds very promising indeed.
But as Dirk said, try to keep the texting down a bit unless shes the one that starts it.
Dont come on to her too strong.
Such things might get a girl\woman to loose interest.
Keep up the good work and and good luck!

Be confident in a good way, but don't ever take advantage of her.
She texting/calling you is a very very good sign.
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I would think that is obvious?? Why would she ask for you to text her if she was not interested?

TheRomMistress said:
I would think that is obvious?? Why would she ask for you to text her if she was not interested?
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I guess she could just want to talk.. As friends.. But don't get stuck in that friend thing

Worst part is yet to come, She came into my city for two months only at the end of the august she is going back to her country. She said if i ever visit her country than she will be there for me to help me and all. i think we are becoming good friends. She also said she likes my city more than her city..& don't want to leave. She don't know much about my city. i'm thinking to ask her and show her around my city. Should I ask her out a second time? She loves watching movies in cinema. But she's never been into IMAX in my City T-3
P.S Some introduction about the flower girl:- She's 20..She is from yaroslavl. Single child, gray eyes, Actually i find it very sexy, tall, Slim, She's a bit shy type of a girl. loves walking, loves wearing dresses, Loves volleyball+ 5 years in a college volleyball team , loves cooking!, loves, instrumental music, melody movies, there are lot more but my hands are itching!
Has anyone ever experience this type of girl?

She most likely did tell her mom about you because the relationship is still fresh.. maybe a few months in.

@ - GazaIan
Do girls still share everything!

Dude... it's at a stage called the "Budding Romance". She doesn't tell her mom because she's not sure about you, and she's not sure about herself.
I have to ask, do you even like her in the first place? It does seem that you are excited about it, but ask yourself deep inside that if you like her?
Because if you do, hold on to her. Chances like this don't come by very often, and from your description, she sounds like an interesting girl to get to know.
You can, and should, develop the relationship more. Explore her feelings, and try to coax some emotions out of her. Try to find out, discreetly and indirectly, if she likes you (she does, but the point is to make her voice it out, even in her own head, so that she subconsciously admits to liking you) and then profess your feelings (if you do have such things for her, at least). She is already hinting that being in your proximity has a positive feeling for her, and the next step should be to get her to admit to liking you.
The distance would not really matter. Sometimes, girls say these things out so that you will try to hold on to her. She is afraid that the relationship might have problems too, you know. That's why she points out that she might be leaving town and you should capitalize on your time together. Who knows? She might find other opportunities to stay.
Once you've gotten past the budding romance stage, come back for advice.
p/s: If you do get married and have kids in the future with this girl, I'm calling dibs on the name of the first boy. Yes, he'll be called David.

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Once you've gotten past first base, come back for advice...
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Fixed that for you

DirkGently1 said:
Fixed that for you
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@$$hat...
And here I was, being semi-serious

Miracle happened She asked me out, And then i told her to go watch a movie in the cinema. She loves Tulip flower, She loves peach and pear fruit. i bought white roses on a first date. She's been sick past 1-2 days (Common Cold).i'll be picking her up at her university. Do you guys think it will be appropriate to bring her some of her favorite fruits since she's been sick i guess it'd be okay? may be some nice mixed of Tulip flowers, And Either book or Chocolates?
Throw some light guys!

Flatter her but definetly dont overdue it. Since your with her take her out late and if you can take her to see like the stars and whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Make her feel loved every minute she's with you. Also dont always be the first one to contact her. When she does dont give her short answers either. Remember once its true love to remind her how much you love her every single day.
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Bring the fruits, but not the flowers and the chocs yet. If you wanna be her man, you've gotta know how to take good care of her. Chocs for later, once you're sure she's recovered. No flowers as they might cause an allergic reaction (that you don't know of yet) since she just recovered and it might not be a good idea to agitate her systems so soon.
When you do get her the fruits, make sure you try to get an opportunity to cut them up and feed her with it. That'll help create intimacy between the two of you and soon...
Go get her, tiger!

maheshpatel said:
Miracle happened She asked me out, And then i told her to go watch a movie in the cinema. She loves Tulip flower, She loves peach and pear fruit. i bought white roses on a first date. She's been sick past 1-2 days (Common Cold).i'll be picking her up at her university. Do you guys think it will be appropriate to bring her some of her favorite fruits since she's been sick i guess it'd be okay? may be some nice mixed of Tulip flowers, And Either book or Chocolates?
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You are IN! Well played.
Don't overdo it with the gifts, just pay when you go out. See if she is up for turning the date into movie and dinner, something simple like pizza perhaps?

Well it seems like she really does like you. The way you explained what you guys did made it convincing. Don't mind the fact that she didn't mention you to her mom. She will when it's the right time. Good luck with your relationship and have fun

Thank you guys
Yesterday night i went out with her, A little talk, A little walk & a dance of course i asked her lots of things, she did the same. She was with her friends. She was going in the early morning alone in a taxi, i walked out with her at the door, told her i could drop her at her university at least. She didn't mind it. then me and her was talking front of her dorm like 10 minutes. the way she was looking in my eyes i find something fishy like she was wanted to kiss me but i didn't i just talked and then came back to home.
we already made a plan going out most probably Tuesday for a movie. Do you guys think its too soon to tell her my feelings, how i feel about her ? i might want to tell her when we go for a movie that i like her, i care for her & i want to care for her. i know that she's leaving town in short time. but i like spending time with her.

maheshpatel said:
Thank you guys
Yesterday night i went out with her, A little talk, A little walk & a dance of course i asked her lots of things, she did the same. She was with her friends. She was going in the early morning alone in a taxi, i walked out with her at the door, told her i could drop her at her university at least. She didn't mind it. then me and her was talking front of her dorm like 10 minutes. the way she was looking in my eyes i find something fishy like she was wanted to kiss me but i didn't i just talked and then came back to home.
we already made a plan going out most probably Tuesday for a movie. Do you guys think its too soon to tell her my feelings, how i feel about her ? i might want to tell her when we go for a movie that i like her, i care for her & i want to care for her. i know that she's leaving town in short time. but i like spending time with her.
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Erm... try to see if she sees a future with you or not before revealing your feelings towards her. And I sincerely think that it is too soon for you to know if a girl is "The One" for you.
Give it time. You haven't even got into your first argument yet.

how can I approach a stranger?

Hi guys, I just need your tips about my situation.
Whenever I go home from school I ride the bus. Now earlier this afternoon, there's this girl that I want to befriend but don't know how to start. So yes, we go to the same school, and I already saw her several times on that bus stop.
I'm afraid that when I just started talking to her she'll go away. any tips?

Well, your asking on xda. So you must be a smartphone junkie. Show what phone you got and all the mods and roms, if you do that and ask her if she would like to the same to hers
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Seriously, don't approach her. It may seem creepy, as if you're some desperate stranger that will try and chat up anyone on sight.
Just smile if you make eye contact, but PLEASE don't sit there staring at her. That's not natural eye contact - it's called stalking.
After a few days of smiles, say "Hi", but still never take it further than that. Then, after maybe a couple of weeks of regularly saying "Hi" and smiling at each other, let her get on the bus first and sit behind her and just hope something comes natural.
Basically, if you force it then you may well scare the crap out of her. You'll be labelled as the creepy guy who stares at girls and follows them. Just be casual and take your time. That's the main thing - take your time.
Good luck mate
Edit: Thinking about it, if you've got something in common that you know about then just try and start a conversation about that. It's just not advised to go, "Er... hello" and stand there looking at her

Walk up to her and ask "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Ib4PedoBear
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Everything that JCM just said! I've actually had the 'Bus' experience. Had i actually had the forethought at the time to ask a random girl for her number, i may have gotten somewhere. An 'eyes+body language' flirtation doesn't go anywhere unless you capitalise on it at the time!
AlanR is a classic example of 'post what i should have done instead of what i actually did' syndrome. I know it feels impossible to be in that situation and do anything about it at that age, but as you get older you realise that **** like this is likely to be the least stressful thing you'll ever have to deal with in your everyday life!
JCM and i are both dealing with relationship demons that haunt us..not because we lack the guts to go for it...but because we have our baggage. boborone certainly doesn't lack the balls to 'go for it'. He has more girls in the Black Book than most of us could ever dream of! It's our experiences that stupidly hold us back!
If you think you have something to lose by approaching a random woman and asking her out, it's your own stupidity and immaturity that's holding you back, nothing else. If you fail and they say no, what of it? You still have a dozen or so people that know and love you! Move on to the next one that appreciates you for who you are.
Life is way to short to be embarrassed because you made a fool of yourself. Seriously, if you spend your one life worrying about **** like that, you've totally wasted it!
Be a fool, act self-conscious and embarrassed, end up with egg on your face... but for ****ssake go for it in the first place! How long exactly do you think a life lasts??

johncmolyneux said:
Seriously, don't approach her. It may seem creepy, as if you're some desperate stranger that will try and chat up anyone on sight.
Just smile if you make eye contact, but PLEASE don't sit there staring at her. That's not natural eye contact - it's called stalking.
After a few days of smiles, say "Hi", but still never take it further than that. Then, after maybe a couple of weeks of regularly saying "Hi" and smiling at each other, let her get on the bus first and sit behind her and just hope something comes natural.
Basically, if you force it then you may well scare the crap out of her. You'll be labelled as the creepy guy who stares at girls and follows them. Just be casual and take your time. That's the main thing - take your time.
Good luck mate
Edit: Thinking about it, if you've got something in common that you know about then just try and start a conversation about that. It's just not advised to go, "Er... hello" and stand there looking at her
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Makes sense to me. Thank you.
This thing is really new to me that's why I'm asking. I've never had any friend other than my childhood batchmates/classmates for over 10 years. so now I'm on college it's totally a different atmosphere especially I just moved here at the US. My accent is also a hindrance for my confidence.

iynfynity said:
My accent is also a hindrance for my confidence.
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Dude, unless it's a super heavy Asian or Arab accent, she'll get wet just hearing you say the alphabet. Chicks swoon over a dude with an accent. You gotta go for it, ignore the "don't talk to her" poppycock. Just strike up a casual conversation about the crackhead bus driver or changing weather or something. If you don't get in there she will move on and you will miss your shot. If she is too much of a ***** to be friendly back then she can kick rocks. You wouldn't want to be with someone like that anyway.
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approach her and with a twinkle in your eyes tell her 'When God made woman he made you then broke the mold so there would be only one of you' If she peppers sprays you then it's a no.

Ask her if she likes cow's milk.

TJBunch1228 said:
If she is too much of a ***** to be friendly back then she can kick rocks. You wouldn't want to be with someone like that anyway.
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Well that's the problem my friend, just a look at her face I can tell that she's very kind. Not just one of those dumb *****es.
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TravisBean said:
Ask her if she likes cow's milk.
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That would be an utter disaster.
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-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

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That would be an utter disaster.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
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You really like that pic, don't you?
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TravisBean said:
Ask her if she likes cow's milk.
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Lol!
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You really like that pic, don't you?
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Every time I see an lol worthy moment, I post it.
Or would you rather have this:
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

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Every time I see an lol worthy moment, I post it.
Or would you rather have this:
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
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LOL
I challenge you.... Do it now
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS

dexter93 said:
LOL
I challenge you.... Do it now
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS
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Okay, a correction. Every time I am involved in a moment aahs I find it funny, occasionally I'll post that picture.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

Here is the best tip... On Monday wear your tightest jeans and try to work up a boner just before you get on the bus. Then as you hop on to the bus, stand in front of her and watch if you catch her staring at your man bone. If she does, just try to give her that little porn smirk and go on from there. Trust me, works all the time on amateur porn videos.
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Dude WTF I made the.exact same thread but the Rom Mistress closed it¡ i also wanna know...i like this girl bit dont know how to approach her
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Post about Doctor Who stuff here

Yay! We seriously needed a Whovian thread :good:
Isn't the rest of season 7 set for around Easter? Merlin was supposed to be the gap filler for Doctor Who, and that's ended, so... Wonder if there's anything known yet (proooobably not. Usually about 2 weeks beforehand..)
I still think David Tennant was way better than Matt Smith, by the way. Since we all know we're going to have this discussion anyway I figured I might as well start off early.
Also, I think the newest Christmas Special was Moffat's not-so-silent protest against Peter Jackson for stealing his two main actors from his other show. Still, haven't laughed that hard in weeks... :laugh:

Not been interested since Matt Smith took over.
Every episode I catch to give it another chance seems to just have him frantically waving his sonic screwdriver around like a magic wand.
I remember when it used to only be used for unlocking doors, and only those that weren't locked with the power of script.
As for the last appearance of The Master, WTF? Sniveling whiny prat. Even Eric Roberts did a better job.
They should have cast Timothy Dalton as The Master instead.

ShadowLea said:
Yay! We seriously needed a Whovian thread :good:
Isn't the rest of season 7 set for around Easter? Merlin was supposed to be the gap filler for Doctor Who, and that's ended, so... Wonder if there's anything known yet (proooobably not. Usually about 2 weeks beforehand..)
I still think David Tennant was way better than Matt Smith, by the way. Since we all know we're going to have this discussion anyway I figured I might as well start off early.
Also, I think the newest Christmas Special was Moffat's not-so-silent protest against Peter Jackson for stealing his two main actors from his other show. Still, haven't laughed that hard in weeks... :laugh:
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I completely agree about David Tennant. And the Christmas Special was cool, it's got me looking forward to the rest of the series

I made my phone into a mini-TARDIS and I want to make a theme for Apex/etc for it some time, when I feel less lazy and think up some ideas.
I'm putting together an 11 costume for a convention because I'm cheap, didn't want to sew, and have a friend who agreed to dress up as Amy.
I'm bargaining with my friend to make me a 4 scarf because I believe you can't just buy them, they need to be made with love.
/randomwhatvianwhatever

Two old Whovians in this house been watching on and off since Tom Baker...

Thats OK said:
Two old Whovians in this house been watching on and off since Tom Baker...
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Tom Baker is the real Dr Who

xaccers said:
Tom Baker is the real Dr Who
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Hard to believe that was over 30 years ago.
Remember when Perpugilliam Brown first showed up.
She wasn't on that long.

All British, I assume... :sly:
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iKrautDroid said:
All British, I assume... :sly:
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:what: doctor who is made in the US..

veeman said:
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much better

Tezlastorme said:
:what: doctor who is made in the US..
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I suppose you could make the case that the US is a very confused and distant England, but not so much the other way around.
Can't tell if sarcasm or...
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Pennycake said:
Can't tell if sarcasm or...
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I should certainly hope it was sarcasm...
If it was made in the US there would be 90% less plot, 80% more romance, 30% more sex, 200% more unoriginal clichés, all characters would be as flat as a penny and the plot would have more holes than a Swiss cheese. Also, it would probably star Tom Cruise as the Doctor.
Oh, and the Daleks would be Middle Eastern or Russian, depending on the year it was filmed in..

ShadowLea said:
I should certainly hope it was sarcasm...
If it was made in the US there would be 90% less plot, 80% more romance, 30% more sex, 200% more unoriginal clichés, all characters would be as flat as a penny and the plot would have more holes than a Swiss cheese. Also, it would probably star Tom Cruise as the Doctor.
Oh, and the Daleks would be Middle Eastern or Russian, depending on the year it was filmed in..
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Happy late bday. Wasn't sure where to post it when I saw your name at the bottom of the page.

ShadowLea said:
I should certainly hope it was sarcasm...
If it was made in the US there would be 90% less plot, 80% more romance, 30% more sex, 200% more unoriginal clichés, all characters would be as flat as a penny and the plot would have more holes than a Swiss cheese. Also, it would probably star Tom Cruise as the Doctor.
Oh, and the Daleks would be Middle Eastern or Russian, depending on the year it was filmed in..
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lol the only problem with that logic is the fact that apart from a few shows like Doctor Who (and anime) the rest of the world doesn't make good movies or TV shows.

O, Doctor Who has plenty of things people complain about and I've seen quite a few good American TV shows. I actually grew up with Star Trek, not Doctor Who - although Tom Baker was one of the reasons I finally agreed to try Doctor Who.
Doctor Who changes things all the time, it just has the benefit of the spirit of work like Douglas Adams (who was in fact involved for a bit) - of being able to make ridiculous changes and get a pass because it's science fantasy. Lots of the hard science fans complain about lack of hard science, although I think that's like complaining that they don't kill enough people in Disney movies.
Blink was one of my favourite New Who episodes, and I really hated what they did in the later two-parter with 11. They would have been pretty good episodes on their own, but they really ruined the Angels for me, it made them so much less terrifying - which wouldn't have happened if they had just stuck to their original conception and "rules".
Doctor Who is lucky because it's format is like Star Trek - it has the benefit of being able to do an episodic or serial format without having to worry quite so much about over-arching plot because you can easily take time out and have a "Holodeck episode" or go to another planet or whatever and focus on a unique story that will be gone within the next 24-42 minutes.
I'm actually watching an American show right now, it's struggling a bit now that they've switched from that sort of episodic format to more of a focus on the "background" plot, but they're still standing. LOST did a good job with what it had to work with, too.
IN OTHER NEWS MY SONIC SCREWDRIVER ARRIVED THAT A FRIEND GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS.
So, not to be rude, but let's keep this thread about Who appreciation or good-natured critique of it - not liking Who at the expense of whole other countries (and I'm saying that as someone who bought a DVD box set of Jeeves and Wooster).
SO ANYWAY.
Favourite Doctor ? Favourite Companion ?
I'd say 4 is my favourite doctor, and all the Rs - River, Rose, and Romana for companions. And I guess Rory, too for the hell of it.
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Well, my fav's definitely 10, and River is absolutely hilarious. Amy was great, too. (Rose bored me.)
Blink is still one of the greatest episodes of the new series. It's what eventually led to Moffat taking over from RTD as showrunner. (Which nobody minded. That whole Timelord-victorious crap was starting to get more than a little boring.)
boborone said:
Happy late bday. Wasn't sure where to post it when I saw your name at the bottom of the page.
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Thank you
StormMcCloud said:
lol the only problem with that logic is the fact that apart from a few shows like Doctor Who (and anime) the rest of the world doesn't make good movies or TV shows.
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Well, I never said the rest of the world did. Fact is they generally don't.
But the last 10 years or some the BBC makes shows with a lot more original content and plots than Hollywood does.. Think
Top Gear,
Sherlock (Don't get me started on Elementary.),
Merlin,
Robin Hood,
Torchwood (okay, that's a Dr Who spinoff.)
Parade's End (That was hilarious...),
The Office (US is a remake.),
Being Human (Again, US is a remake.),
Strike Back (US took over after S1),
Inspector Lynley Mysteries,
Life on Mars (Lol if you watched Dr Who s3's ending)..
List goes on...
Yes, the US has plenty of great shows (i'm only counting since about 2000.), but most are all either A) Character Dramas, or B) Purely Action. It's very, very rare to find a balanced show with great characters, great actors, excellently thought out plots, original ideas, good visualisation and humour. And when they do finally get one, they cancel it because it's not "What the audience needs." (*cough*, Firefly....)
And no, Game of Thrones is not a good argument, don't bother.

Leela has to be my favourite companion
Sally Sparrow would have made a great companion too.